dis mine. dat his.
dont no wear yurs went…
and after teh pizza…
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little ceesar’s PIZZA PIZZA
domino’s new warming device.
LOL!!
peeza: Do WANT!
But kitteh haz sed: I no can haz peeza, U no can haz peeeza
Happiness iza warm bocks
Soo komfeee!
An to kwote teh briljant Jack pome from a few weeks ago:
Emptee bawkz maykz a
sooperb bed 4 dyjestivv
afturr Nom Nom Nap
wii licked awl teh pizza peaces.
(dey hadda flavur)
so dems is awl ours naow. dat teh rul. if kitteh liks, fud belons to kitteh. u has 2 get ur own.
nawt chezburger, but chez pizza wif peproni an sacuage. nomnomnomnom. is gut too.
Tru storie: Wee wunce had a strai kitteh arownd hoo cayme in teh bak door uv teh howse an tuk sum enjera bred sowked in VAIRY HAWT ee-thee-o-pee-yan sawse owt uv teh trash.
Wee cud nawt bleeve teh kitteh wud nom nom nom such hawt stuf. Terned owt teh strai kitteh had fyve bebeh kittehs in ower wud pyle an shee wuz traiing to feed tehm.
Happee ending: Wee fownd hoams fur all ob teh bebehs an kept teh mama kitteh fur maenny yeers.
Sweet storee.
Did she cum inside an find teh floofy bed? Or, waz she alwais an outsyde kitteh?
dat iz a wunnerful storee! Ai lykez teh happee-endin wunz.
You be teh good kiinna peepols Elvis….when I iz reincarnerated as kitteh (I prayz evfurrey dai) I wanz a hoomin like u
kitkay…mai hooman sistah sez I did da same with chocolates! Dey wons wif froot in da middl I put back!
i usta bite dem in haff b4 eye deecyded wevver 2 eet dem, an put em back whinebber eye no wanted dem! (now eye juz kutz dem in hav!)
Marmie sez: hah, hah, teh orange wons aR poysen!
wii can has pizza!
Hoomans no lyke peeza anyways, rite?
O Hai.
we’re on yer pizzas,
keepin dem warm
(four us)
o hai.
we’re on yer pizzas,
keepin teh harbls warm.
ftw!! bess caption. (allso prolly da tru statemint…)
*singing*
“Pizza on erth, gud will two catz!”
*heddesk*
kitkay FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhh GAWD, i can’t stand et…
(that means “win”)
DOUBL +++ MEGA SUPER WIN!!!11!1
kittchin kittehs
aR in teh kitchen
invisible yore pizza…
two kittehs: Sharin’ an Karin’
(wif each odder)
wich beminds mii ob a kute storee about my sunny-bois when tehy wus liddle toddlers (dey B a yr apart)–whin eye askt them whut dey wus doin they sed, “were playin wiff our chudders”. Well, they lerned too doo whut I awlways tolded them: “go play with each other”, “share with each other”, etc…
*snerk*
liddle kidz iz grate. on Crismus day, hubz gettid a fone kall frum himz mom (Nana). Nana sed she kalld hubz’ sistr en wantid 2 tawk 2 teh 3-yeer-old twinz. Mom sez 2 twinz, “hay boyz, kum tawk 2 Nana.” 1 boy sez “ok” en tawkz 2 Nana. Udder boy sez “I’m bizzee” en keepz playin wif toyz. Mom sez “U git ur but over heer en tel Nana ‘Merry Crismus’!” So he getz up, goez 2 teh fone, en yellz “MERRY CRISMUS!!” in teh saym tone uv voyse u wud uze 2 say ‘eff u,’ en handz teh fone bak 2 Mom en goez bak 2 himz toyz. So nao we al sayin “MERRY CRISMUS!!!” in teh grumpy eff-u tone uv voyse en laffin en laffin.
troo storee!
My chilruns is fluent in lolspeak. 3-yeer-ole dotter sez “baby cheezes” insted of “baby jesus”. 2-yeer-ole son sez “o hai” and “goggie”. Dey teh onlee wuns (essept mai kitteh) dat unnerstans me wen ai tawks silly.
=ROFL= gasp =MAO= I can’t stand it!
yU know gibs mee Cwissmus pwesent–gottcha back!!!
sirkumfrens kittehs
2 times cat times pie
=ROFLmeow!= mathgeek kittehs is full of win!
OMG! ROFLMAO!! =^.^=
kittehs nebber understood why boxes of pizza pi are skware.
iz MINE noawt urz MINE MINE MINE MINE
apossable thumb-less kittehs say:
Pleez too B opening our pizza boxez four us…
Cat Pizza – they’r big and they’r furree
they tayst pleh!
ebbry fing in teh howse be furree if yoo r owneded by teh kittehs. no meel is kompleet wifowt kitteh hairs.
Sew trew.
an sumtymes iz gud too half a kitteh-salid, 2!
yore noo yeer resolushun
1. loose wate
wii helps yoo
wii r ur nu jenee craig cownsellers.
alawng wit Cabinet-Keeper Kitteh.
puppuroni an mausterella pizza–R faborite!!!
Nom Nom Bawkzez can
haz aroama thayrapee
andz beez heeteeng padz
Hewminz arz well traynd.
Willz awfurr furst slysez 2
Kitteh Oberloardz
Peetza iz ekkstra
spesshull treet. Sekkund oanlee
2 plump Cheezburgrz
Jack.
ohai, jack!! i finks u captshured spirrit ob kitteh-hyooming relaytionshipps.
mah kittehs sleeeps on enny boxses dey finds. ceereal boxses. dey sleeps on buks. ever fing in mah howse is kitteh fernitchure. an blongs 2 dems. dats wai dey leebes der hares on ever fing. an dats wai i leebes mah stuff where dey cans use it…….
Todai iz opusit dai. Todai kittehs eet teh peetsa, an u hoomins eet teh kibbuls owt uv teh bole.
mmm! kibbls iz teh yummeez!!
(iz opuzit dai, rembemer?)
full ov fail!
Ore izzit emtee of win? Fore teh lose? Ginst teh win?
Dis opozit dei is comfuusing.
*going fer a lie-down*
*ai meen a stand-up*
kibbels is pleh. DO NOT WANT! gushyf00dz is mush betr. WANT!
Dees not Italyun kitteh butt warmurz?
Do notz be eaten r but warmers!
‘za waz nice but ur out of beer
Note to my own personal burger-biter troll: I don’t understand your motive in low-voting me–butt I hopes U will get filled up with it soon. happhy day to U.
hao u noes sum1 no givs u lotta cheezburgerz?
i knows sumfing else troll cn bite….
kitkay ur awn a streek! lotsa gud commints.
(i knows we posed to ginore da trolls. nawt mah meffod…)
here, trollie, trollie, trollie. gotz sumfin 4 u!!! candy bar!!! nice, beeg, chokalitty candy bar!! mm. mm… dats rite. put in trollie mouf, likes a hungree liddel troll…
*runs orf*
BANG. nao troll gots bozo hair butt in blakk!!
I naught unnerstand Y “bozo hair butt in blakk”, buddit maykes a funny mental pichure! Fanks arot 4 naught ignorin MEE; gud feeback=Win!!! w00t!!!
bozo wuz klown wif orinj hare. bald onna top. big wings ob hare standed up on da sides ob hiz hedd. luk pretteh stoopeh and funneh!! so, wen trollie putted sploding candy bar in mouf – BANG – he finalleh got troll hare-dew!! (memember troll dolls? fuzzeh, standy-up hare…) (kinda ugleh in da fayce, 2…) (homeleh… mebbe moar dan akshall ugleh…)
if u made a bulleh luk da stoopeh, he storp dewin bulleh fings.
AND….. i nawt ginore u, kitkay. ebbers.
Note to kitkey…..dont wurri, iz jest a stoopy troll hoo iz teh jellus ob ur qwik wit……teh rest ob uz r ama-zeded at how miny fingz u com up wiff……
Abserlootlee kitkay, doan let it gets to yoo!
An luk, neerlie no moar bited-burger voats, shows yoo wut ebberiewun else finks
((( kitkay )))
***Gober*** eye kiss yU–like Mahir frum turkey–(ikissyou.org)–
lettus naugt bee gelus–lettuce hab funn!!! much fun reedin’ yur funn-knees!!
Dunnot worriez–I ate ma pitza befour. Who else do yu think drunk de beer—–MEEE!!!!!
“Extra anchovies?”
Columbus kittehs has discovered yer pizza an claymed it fur dere own.
not Ur pizza is our happeh sayz Columbus kittehs to the natibe americun kittehs
oops should read is our happeh plaze
sowee
Pleh, nao cheez b all ober top of box…
George Bush’s graytest legacy woz purrhaps his compleeshun of teh No Cat Left Behind policy.
Unfortshitnatalie, since he had spent all teh taxes on maykin lyfe eezy for big rich slagsacks, stealing oyl an teh fyootcher from teh rest ov teh wurld, killing sivillyunz, an jenrally starting Wurld Wor III, thayr woz oanlee enuff munny for… well….. thayr woz oanlee two kittehs not lef behynd. . . But at lees he tried… sort of…. right?
Stoopy hooman prezzident.
kitteh prezzydink wud b mush moar betr. eevn puppeh prezzydink wud b betr.
Kitteh prezzydink can has gushifuds fur eberywun! He wud eben leeve no goggie behind.
slagsacks. BWAHAHAHA!
ai’m wiv yoo TINA. him is teh stoopyest presidink ai ken amember in mah 39 3/4 yeers.
eebun Yeltsin woz bettr dan Bush – an he woz drunk teh hoal tyme. Ai doan think thayr iz a leeder crappier than Bush in teh entire histry ob elekshunz.
i 4get hu sed “i nevr thot i wud miss nixon.”
snap!
funneh an da paynefulls…
wher our smart leedrz iz??? we useta has da jefferson an washinton an linkin… madison, monroe… wen i luks at g-w, i sees a gai hu nawt pass 5th grayde maff… (for sekinnt time)
he r like da relativ hu embarrass ever buddy. gotz no brayne. gotz no manners. gots no hart. (vacayshun moar importent 2 him dan peepel ftrettend by herricayne.) duzzint eben gotz luks. (agin, related to VACANT STARE…)
i keep hopin sum buddy rly smart sho up. sum buddy wif honner. wif integritteh. 2 bad we cant has test drive for presidents.
meybee GW wuld be bettr ifn he WUZ drunk teh hoal tyme….. leest, he’d be funner….. wayt… himz pretti funneh naow…. well, ifn yu fin hyoomor in stoopy!
An: NCLB?? No, downt git me stahrtet awn dat wun……
pffffthhhhttt!!
We can has pizza, you can has toxoplasmosis.
Pleh. DO NOT WANT!
Kitteh on teh lef: MMMMMMM, peesa boks warms mah harbuhls. Howz yer harbuhls?
Kitteh on teh ryte: Mah harbuhls warmz to.
Hooman: I don wanna hear bout yer harbuhls!!!
gewd ting not spaghetti ‘n harbls
uber-pleh
I can has cheesybread too?
kitteh #1: “iz not ur peetsa silly hyoomin peeps. iz our nise warm noo bedz. go get ur own nise warm noo bedz.”
kitteh #2: “u ben eetsin in bed agin? bedz is smels liek peperonie & cheez.”
“mommm, mah pizza tastes like cat butt!!!”
Mom sez: Y U B tasten der kitteh buts tu compair?
no it tasts liek tohse Cat Butt dinner muffinz u alwaes brings home.
gess wutt?
KITTEH BUT!!!!
kitty butt. we all know that.
Oh hai ur pizzas wuz bout to run awai, so we satted on dem
good thing dey closed teh bocksez ‘else dey’d com bak to a much diff’rnt scene! bwahahaha!!!
purperroni! mai favrites!
(I lubz dis picturr an capshuns. Thx! And I lubz de kitkay, and not likin de trole! Speshally fore de holidayz!)
fank-yU, fank-yU, fank-yU, LyP an awl my udder cheezfrens!!! yU hab know Ideer how happy that maykes mii!!! Sumtimez I get two goin’ an eye worry a bit about putting sum peez off, butt i kant stop jokin…it’z sooo fun, an it gits my mind off my trubbles!!! Kitkay is happy!
(mii is yippee!!!, 2…yippeee!!!!)
Mai kitteh Stinkeh also sitz onda peetsa boksses. He say wy not? Dey is warm an smellz gud. Wen u eets the peetsa he becumz teh unstoppabul peetsa snatchin masheen.
Sammuhrye Peetsa Katts r bakc in bisness!
Choke asyde:
I wud lub mee sum kittehs dat gard my peetsas insted of eeting dem.
Wut? Thays petsa boxs arnts thays?
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
Them Same Cats Stoled Mah Buket!
Mah Buket, Dey Has It! =’[
*Sobs*
Gasp!
They has yur bukkit!?!?!?!?!
ZOMG THE BUKKIT REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!!!!
We shall get the bukkit back!!! * takes out metal bat *
u shuold beat the butt of ur bucket stealer
pizza? pizza? i see no pizza… what is this “pizza” you speak of????
nomnomnomnom
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom im eatin pizza
U know it time to turn up thermostat when kittehs get on pizza boxes for warmth.
Cheep hoomans!
oh no PLAIN ENGLISH??
OMG WHER???
meh peetsa iz toppd wit teh cheez n teh sawsage
they only get me chezze
when we go 2 little ceazers thet get me chezzy pizza
a-pizza is-a popular in a-italy