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I iz about to invade ur habitat
congratumacations on nawt sekkund, CH!
How about a song/danz sellarbrashun to
Pop Goez teh Weeezel?
Arfa pownd of tuppeny ryce (cyrcle rownd)
Arfa a pownd of treekle (cyrcle bak)
Micks it up an maykes it nyse – (cyrcle rownd)
WHACK! goez teh ferryt! (jumpz on floar wif both feets)
Lukz safe tu da rite….
Tribble, didunt yur Mummah tell yu; yu has to luk BOFE wais!
BWOP!
*#@!
nawt to da leff
Of course, in this game of “Whack the Weasle” the weasle whacks back!
(Tihs haz to be sed….)
In Sovyet Roosha…
…. ferryt wacks YEW!!!
Gaaahhhh no want!
Beshtialitee no good fur kitteh.
heh heh, ferryt wakks yew were i yam, tew. ferryts does not lyke bein’ wakked. dey luks kewt and hrmlss, but dey can deffend demselvs!
Nao boysangurls, if taht nawty puddytat coms bak, yu will tell me, wont yu?
HE’S BEHINE YU!
(well, it IS panto seesun!)
hunh? wut is splanashun ob “panto seesun”?
Ah…. heer in teenytiny Ingland, tehr is a tradishun in teh theeater of “pantomime” oar panto fer short. Dis is a nadaptayshun of a fairy tale (in dis case, a furry tail) for teh entertainment of teh kiddiewinkies at Krissmass. Howeber, to keep teh grownups entertaind too, tehr are sertin tradishuns dat must be observd. Teh leading male role is always played by a woman in a very short leotard an tites. At leest wun of teh feemale roles is played by a man in drag – tradishunully wiv lots of paddin an bery bad makeup an fright wig. Teh villun must awlways be booed when he comes awn teh stage. Awl teh leeding actors are tradishunully …. er ….. in teh twilite of tehr careers an in menny cases had been presewmed ded foar menny years.
At some point, sumwun will awlways say “nao boysangirls, if taht nawty xxxxxx coms bak, yu will tell me, wont yu?” an tehn walk rown in circuls wit teh baddy rite behine him wit awl teh kiddies showtin “HE’S BEHINE YU!!!”. Mush hilarity ensews.
It halps considerabubbly if teh groen-ups has had mennee martoonies Bfore teh show starts; teh actors genrally has!
*clasps hanz wif glee*
at lastz……teh ansur to a qwestun taht ai hab loawng wanted to noes teh anser too…..ai hab herd offen ob teh “panto” in mi reeding an stuff lik Monty Pythunz… but nebber new teh presise daffynishum ob whut eggaktli aniwun waz talwking about.!!!!
fank u mi frenz frum teenitiny Ingerlan…….(kan now crosses dat wun ofn mi list…)
Taht is mos exsellent ecksplanashun, SJ!
Mai skool dids a pantomyme last Crissmuss (ai was teh direcktor) an it was much funnee and WIN!
One of teh poopils rote it an we gets a speshul leeter from teh headsteecher sayin well dun an he tought it was berry gud!
In mai yunger dais I playd Principal Boy (no have teh such gud legs nao), an it was berry gud fun. Great coshtewmes an mush laffter!
ai hab notised….obber teh yeerz…..taht upon okkashun……teh Ingerlish hab a bery silleh sense ob humur……..
an ai betz taht ai cood getz a few odder peepulz to agrees wiff me awn dat !!!
*innosent expreshun*
We does??????
*noddin solumli.*.
u does !!
sowns kind ob liek a merkan melerdrawma
Crissmus seezun in Ingerland an sum uther playses iz tiem for “pantomimes”, wich ar tradishunal plays. Dey offen has a karakter tawkin to da awdi…audeey…pepl who is watchin, an aks dem fur helps.
manee fanks fur ingreasing my gnowlij.
is dere a Lolbel prize fur “Teh Inkreesing of the Globul Knowlij an Understnaning”?
If dere izzn’t, letz invent it!
Yes indeedee! We alreddee has teh “pullet surprize” so wai nawt a “Lolbel prize!”
hokey dokey lets hab and awad seremoany. Teh prize is a Nesslerode pie ( the kittehs alreddy eated teh cheeseburgers, ob corse)
Eye tinkz wen kitteh seez how beeg pherret iz, hee will reconsyder da wakkin.
dat kitteh in fur a beeg an nawt plezunt surpriz if he wakks dat ferrit. Ferrits kin tak da kittehs prettee well – dey gots da 5 poyntee enz too, an r eben MOAR flecksubul.
Wurld uv hurt, kitteh…DO NOT WANT
nu vershun of ‘Punch n Judee?’
WTF dat isnt eben close to da password!
Izz dis a talian hit kitteh tu due da wakkin?
Dis cake not done yet in dah cnter yet!
(No eats dah ferrit jus kiddin!
)
http://www.happylolday.com
Eye tinkz eye needz tu move tu da sapher nayborhud.
isda kitteh or teh ferrlol be saying tihs?
camper!
spawn campin kitteh. DO NOT WANT.
bad respawn
Months later, I give 5 chzburgrs
Furst rulz to surviving a horrorz movee – never peek out of ur hidy place. The bad guyz is alwayz ther.
It’s Whack-A-Ferret! Hours of ferret-smacking fun fur ur nex partie! Order now, and you’ll also get the fabulous new Kitteh Confuser ABSOLUTELY FREE. Opera haters are standing by now!
Wai opbra haders?
Aw, no reesn. Itz juss wut came outta my jumbled mind.
OH!! Operaters! Wee opera luverz ar eesilee. . .ummm. . .quick to deefend arselvez. Result ov too menee bad opera joeks, ai guess.
Sry, Janet. I gots nuttin agenst oprah!
opera haterz = operaterz…… duh salleh…..
fank u fur teh translashun Janet…… dint see taht wun coming….
(whispers to salleh) i need splanashun, two (gigglol behind paw)
“Opera haters” fur oberaders – LOL!
Opera haters – LOLZ!
I tried Opera. Prefers Firefox, myself.
(Fades back into safety of forest…)
Yoo can run, Johnson442, butt yoo cannawt hyde!!
An yess – in this cayse, LOLZ an plentee ovvum.
I askeded fur de wii wit Guitaar Hero fur Christlolmus, but gotz dis ting instead! Pleh on Santa and my hoomans. No want! Wait, iz dat a reel feerot? *swipe* *bat* *leap* *scratch* *pounce* Ok, maybee dis not so bad after all. *butt-wiggle* *leap* nevr mind kthxbai
kitteh and ferreh can be good friends… even if they seem to be playing kinda rough. Mine always got along fine, and when ferreh passed of old age (8!) kitteh was sad.
OT Are people having trouble with ICHC website, my browser (Firefox) crashes everytime I go to ICHC. This has been happening since morning. I am using another browser now and everything seems to be OK.
TK, aye yooze Safari (1.3.2) alla tyme fur ICHC an nevver has trubble.
But Safari crashes menny tymes when aye iz awn uvver sites, so tehn I uzzes Firefox.
ai doze nawt has trubble wif da site in firefox, but i knows ppl who does. does u has windoze visduh?
I has windowz XP purfeshnul and I think I has fixded my problum. It ar al bettur nowz.
Kthx bai
o gud, i’z glad!
I spoke too soon, my computer just crashed after the last comment.
check your antivirus program….that is what was causing me difficulties earlier this year. I use Firefox/Windows XP Pro also
I hab trubble wit teh comments sekchun. Teh daytes overrite teh comments sumtaims. Wassup wit dat?
Ai gets taht too, sumtyms, but sumwun heer (ferget hoo, sry) sed clik to plus/minus tingy ober teh naym an taht sorts it owt. Is Top Tip – awlso puts bak teh replyheer wen taht diperears
HAH! i neber wud hab fig yored dat owt. Fanks!
ooh oooh ai iz so eggsiteded…. ai tried it Ambercat an it werkeded !!!!! teh top linezz ob awl teh commentz weer borked an now dey awl bedder !!!!
ai feelz lik a reel puter geek noaw…..
fank u Ambercat
Dont fank me ma’am; Ai’s jus doin mai jawb! No, rilly; no credit to me, wus sumwumels awn heer hoo sed to do taht
Ai think it wuz D Marie.
Wot’s the pawr ferret don to ’serv this?
Kitteh uzez berry sopt wacker soz ferrid don ged hurd. Den can plai indeffenally.
layder dey muv tu diffent appleradus wif a bigger peekhole n dey change playcez fur even mor fun.
dun worry, ferrets can take care of selves. like kittehs and goggies rolled into a loooong furry slinky body taht are indestructable. I has kitteh, boyffriend has ferret. ferret usually wins. but tehy is actually teh best of friends
Dis ferrit motel defectiv…
He no sposed to come out
wun time i gotted mah kitteh a toy likes a plastik fissheh on a platter wif a fuzzeh mousiee in fissheh mouf. mousiee was tacched wif rumber band. ever time cammie (mah kitteh) catched da mousie, sumfin bad happen, like mousie snap baks in fissheh mouf – or da whole kit-n-caboodles came wif da mousie an scared cammie. finalleh, cammie layed downs right nex 2 toy. he were waytin 4 mousie 2 comed owt by hisseff.
cammie:
“i can wait…”
mousie:
well – mousie dint say nuffin cause his hed were filled wif stuffin….
aside from has da storey 2 tells later, uvver gud fings was rumber band were INSIDE an cammie culdnt nom it… (he were mah rumber-band-nommer. if u memembers dat storey. pleh.)
ahhhh teh “confuse -a – cat toi !!!
noes it well (akshualli ai dont, it jest soundedd teh gud.)
I <3 this 1.
Mah favrit noo game in Ecks Bocks Lyve!
“hay, howyadooin, Pherrit Faze?”
(BJ Hunnicutt, after menny martoonies)
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You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
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The Eagles Hotel California FTW!
Dis werks! Oh, Fankye! Fankye!
Fewit: yew wac me agin, i weel keek u likz a bunneh
Kitteh Kat: wac
Fewit: keek keek keek keek keek keek keek
Jus wut ai wontd fo Cwismas!
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Haz any buddy else heard these guise referred to as “Tube-Rats”? The name does seem to fit, doan it?
and “carpet shark” …
They are mustelids and not rodents though. (But y’all knew that already.)
Ferret sez: “u c wut i has 2 put up with?”
After dis, ferret gets to play Chomp-a-Kitteh
Y helo, lit’l feller!
Iz it chust me or…. Iz teh catz head missingz?? Or iz it returded? Or chust bent teh wrong wayz?
Nao wit les reefleckez and moar vyolense.