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the cork, i popz it!
dus this makes invisbl drunk?
virtually.
originally it waz Magical Cat pwnz you all
i thuoght it wuz
telekiniesis
i haz it
Makes senz 2 mee!
antigravity cork.
Ai starts mai Gnu Yeer Silly Brayshuns eerly!
Lub yur spehleen!
Foar owwwwld ackwayntenz beeeee forgots
annn nebbbbber brot to myndz
Let owwwwwld ackwayntenz beee forgotz
Foar oalllllllld langggg zyne
*kitteh smoos*
Wif teh pawaar ob mai mind …and mai leetul floofy pantaloons!
George lol Burns FTW1!!!
David Copperfield kitteh makes it floht
No tin up hiz sleevz. Oh, wate. He no haz sleevz.
He habs neez, butts no sleevz.
Ware duz he keeps him armeez,
iffs he doan hab enny sleeveez?
Sowy, had to sai it.
an puur fing gotz no mitten, neever…
Poar kitten haz noah mittenz!
Iz soah sad, akshooly…. *sobs*
lost yer mittens u notty kittens
now yU shell have noe whine…
mee-oww, mee-oww
noe yU shell hab know wyne
*dat’s whut yU finks!*
mah kittehs allways has da whines… dey berry insistint. i finks so dey insist i no pay nuff tenntion 2 dems.
htat wai no1 can akyuz him ov cheetin!
Happey Noo Eerz!
i culd yuse som new eerz in teh new yeerz!
eh, wot’s that u say, sonny?
HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
Der iz no kork…
Come 2 fink ub it, der iz no bawtul eeber….
…whut teh hek?
teh whirld iz jus won bigg Photo-Shop.
sum tiems foto chop is moar reel deh reallitee.
oops i ment moar reel _den_ reallitee.
Kitteh, ai hopes u inten on kwitting teh booz an teh smokez 4 Noo Yeers!
And teh littering!
kitteh sez teh bes part of teh bublies fur hims is teh korkses.
dats it! can has wierd shampaiyn wif highdrojin bubbels. bubbels stickxz 2 corkz & corkz flys wai. jus no plais wif matchs wen u opens bottel. u can has burnded fur. DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!
sayz kitteh, “Ai gabes up teh booze an teh smokies an teh wiled kitteh gurls onceded…was teh longest lebenty minits ob mai life!”
O, o… “Ma rezolootion is to stop drinken… It’s gunno be a long year.”
No, iz juss gonna feel a lotz longer.
U can still hab martooneez an mancattans on ICHC.
Mebbe ressalushun cud be nadda drink aneemoar….but no lez eeder
Ai’ll drink 2 dat
Suave kittehs knows how to impress da Ladeez!
ladeez aR suckerz fore levitating korks
Oh, SUCH a gud pikchur. Win!
dis be suches a cyute kitteh…….sittin so solidily awn hiz hawnches…..consentrating soooo hard awn dat cork…..
feerce consentrashun awn tath cork !!!!!
jest wantz to pikz him up an gibz himz teh *smmoooooz*
*thxforenaugtslortingkbyenow*
Tiiiiinee Bubblez…
lol nice reference to gay puree, best muvi evr with singing kittehs
hm. did i ebber getz da rong. fot it was refrints to don ho.
(ogourd. nao mah frenz gonna knows i r no spring chikken.)
Iz okai, IBK…I wuz finkin teh saem ting, dat it wuz Don Ho ref….
hmmm, whuttabout Burly Ives?
(jus sume old rekord I founded oncet. Pritty kool, though)
iz ok IBK….ai fink dis plase be obberrunz wiff teh noawt spring chikkenz…..ai fur wun iz noawt a spring chikken……
truff bew tole….ai likeded teh time wen ai waz a spring chikken…wen ai waz…to be 18 in 1968……in calllyfornua….yeah …..waz teh fun !!!
noawt suches a nise time now to be young ai fink…..whirld too hard…..plus we had eech odder wen we waz young….we awl aginst teh war…oh wate….most ob usn now alos agin teh war…hummmmm…..but we iz nicer to teh soljers noaw…..
pur Vietnam soljerz, loawtz ob peepul noawt nise to dem at awl……
my tangent let me show u !!!
Jedi Cat
begins Happeh Hower
Hao amz I possed to hold teh floot glass
wif no posable fumbs?
Wares mah 200ate teeaira an blowee fing?
Hogwarts Cat
Pracktisses Wingardum leviosa spellz
Yah, dat was wun I sumbitted. They dinna like enuff to putz on voting page. I Petrificus Totalis them!
oooooooo jelly legs haf teh funnee, two
i meen on Teh Deciders, nawt teh kittehs- dat wud be wrong to gib jellie legz to kittehs. rite?
Mai magik trikz….let me show u them.
Nekst day… vry vry visible hangovrz
I bringz invistible ornje joos and we can has invistible mimosa.
I bring sum invisible appetizurs
Kittehs cud v vuggin mimosas ef dey want
i’ll bring inbisible mimosa trees 4 eberbuddy.
U gotta b pretty drunkt to nawt see tha botil anymoor.
yu speek form ekspeeriens?!
Ahem. P’rhaps.
Wat botil?
*burp*
s
Skuze meh.
Telly-kineezis kitteh difayz lawz of fiziks
Gesundheit!
Ees okai! Invisibl booz mayke me invisibly drunk! Dose pleese ocfers no can tell!
Ees okai! Invisibl booz get me invisibl drunk. Dose ocfers no can tell!
and naow Kisa Karamazov will add anodder kork
such remarkabel skill – no triks, no streengs, no posable thums
I kan has sho in Vaygus nao?
furst try Bran, son.
Fer mai necks trick…
Aye will disapeer
Uri Geller kitteh removes cork with mind kontrol.
chris bliss kat dun hit da bottel 2 menny times, nao can only jugglez wun kork atta time…
Chris Ang-lol Meind Fraek
Kitteh is airbender, like Ang froum avatar.
Quark Cork
Booful big stripeh kitteh i givs himz snorgles on teh floofy (n spotteh?) tummeh
Mai presteej, let me sho u it.
ContinentalCat wan 2 gibz u shampanya nd taek advantij ob u.
David Blane Cat iz fuxing wit ur purrrsepshuns
The force
I has it
Dare is no cork (spoon)
Magic Cat never sharez hiz secrits
should be
jedi kitteh
the force is strong wit dis one
I’m not one to like pictures like these but this is adorable…..