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Kitteh came thru teh freezer

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  1. Nangycat says:

    Pore kitty looks tormentid!

  2. beaufulo says:

    Cujo Kitty would like your soul for breakfast

  3. Darrkwolff says:

    Dis whut u get foar nawt gibbing meh gushy fuds!

    *CRASH*

  4. Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

    There is no kittah, there is only ZUUUUUUUUUULLLLL

  5. mary O'Spockn says:

    GREAT SCOTT! itz a demon cat close teh door and get in teh car!!

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      no kiddin. i nebber goes in da kicchen agin. tween da freezer an da cabnit… nawt safe!!!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        mebbe dere’s nawt enuf time to get to teh car, mebbee we shud just get in teh dishwasher

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          like sumbuddy in mah fambly wunc sayed:

          “Me first – I’m smaller!!”

          • salleh says:

            oh noaw ……u guise did it agin……energi drinkies awl obber the puter skreeem…

            dubbul *splortle*

            clarifakashun fur noobies: an aniwun else fur taht madder ….(casue ai jest maeded it up)d

            *splort* v. to splort ….hed exxploshun wen cheezfrenz sees a partikulurly cyute behbeh kitn…..offen spodin awn puter screem wiff brane madder…..der iz no cure , but kan be controlled (he he ai sed troll) oar contaneded bi teh wering of the CHRG, (wdoi), teh swim kap (wiff oar wiffoawt floofy flowurs awn it) an durin teh holler daze seesun teh festib RARG (offen wored wiff tinsul if ur feeling esspeshually festib ….aka teh RARG (wtoi)

            *splortle* v. to splortle…. 1.dis is teh exxsposhun ob jest drunken liqwidz ob sum kine…suches az cawdeez, milkz, sodaz an teh lik, frew teh noze…..2. teh “spit take” wher u spit the aforemenshuned liqwid awl obber teh puter srceem……….der iz no curez fer dis..
            awl u kan do iz cleen up teh screem, an trui to memberz to trun ur hed awai ness tyme..

      • thisncat says:

        Oh hai ittehbittehkitteh!! We be lookin al ober fur yous!! How be eberyting wif yu an yors?

        • ittehbittehkitteh says:

          ohai thisnkat!! i just fine! wuz doin fings. dint has innerwebs at hoames…

          BUT awl betterer nao!!

          i lurves mah cheezfrenz. i benn missin u. wunderins hao ever buddy doin. wurrying sumbuddy use mah name an say sumfin orfull….

          {{thiskat}} an…

          **smoo**

          • Ambercat says:

            we’s awl bin chekin owr pokets an unner teh cushins to trai an fynd yu!

          • Romeow says:

            Oh hai IBK!

            I waz juss finking bout u todai. I doan nao y, butts juss outta teh bloo, I frot bout u an teh picshur ov u in teh liddle pokit, taht maed it to da front page.

            Nao that I luk at teh tiems, I waz finking bout u rite bout teh tiem ov ur post. Doan u juss lub a coinceedink liek dat?

            {{{{{IBK}}}}}

            Nise to hab u bak.

          • thisncat says:

            You be hidin in cabinet wif scaree kitteh? So glads to sees yu . Not herd hide nor tail frum ittehbittehkitteh, wile yu be gone. Lyke Ambercat sayz… we awl be checkin owr pokits an cushins.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Yes, ibk – we wuz reellee werried. Ai had to go awt an chek awl mai pokketz, too. Nex tiem yur going to be goan fur a wile – just leaf us a liddle note.

              Thottee Paws4thot did – he knew taht we werriez wehn sumwun just idsappears, so he sayed, just befoar Krissmass, taht he was off awn hols fur free weeks an nawt to werrie. So we goes llite harted and singing throo teh day, knowing he iz OK.

              Gremlin waz also verree werried about her liddle adopted chile – an Kathleen, too.

            • ittehbittehkitteh says:

              oops. i sry. feels bad. wuz habbin da trubbles, an dint akshalleh knows wen wud bees awl betterer…

              fanks 4 finkin bout meh an lukin in da impossibibble playcez. so i says sry 2 janet, kafleen, gremlin, b an c small, ambercat, romeow, punkin, thisnkat… *beeg breff* iffen deres moar, i says sry 2 dem…

              den i says fanks agin. i nebber goes aways agin wifout said sumfing.

            • salleh says:

              but IBK…..u did seyz ur trubblesz waz gteh obber dint u????? u r OK noaw????

            • o yeh. trubbles gotted betterer. i hates 2 talks bout dem, cause mebbe dey nawt as bad as uvver peepels trubbles – butt cause meh majer pane in da @$$.

              fanks u, salleh. ur berry nice 2 meh!

    • dd says:

      Mite wurk bedder ip u reberse dat: git en da kar an DEN be klozen de dor.

      • dd says:

        Sory, dat wuz rpli tu mary O’Spockn seberal messsegez above.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          you r korreck ob corse. in a panik i duz fings out ob orduh. ifink i shud hab writed close teh cabnet door, block it wif somefing big like teh frigderator,
          tehn get in teh car (or washdisher)

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            mary -ai thinkz ai likez “jumpin jehosophcat” bedder. Haz a moar emphatic syllabic ring to it. Trai it next tiem. Ai think yoo mite liek it bedder, too. Sumhao, soundz moar desperate to mee.

  6. addkittehz says:

    OMG! I fink kitteh needs a martoonie. Or mebeh kitteh had too many martoonies last nite an not enuff Daneel Craig! Poor kitteh. Here, have a advil an a bloodymary.

  7. Nangycat says:

    Kibble is a twebble, twebble fing.

  8. Don says:

    Kitteh must wanna nom on hooman

  9. two_kittehs says:

    Help meh ceiling cat, sabe meh frum devil cat, I will be gud I promise

  10. idancescauzizhappy says:

    zomg! linda blaircat needs an essorssissm.

    whai is kitteh’s fuddish in da cabbynet? mebbe nobuddy wants to watch wen kitteh iz eeting?

    • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

      mefinks it are KITTAH hoo are nawt wanting teh spektators while nomming

      fud-garding kittah!

      • idancescauzizhappy says:

        oic. kitteh has mebbe nawt always had fuds to eet? is mebbe rescue kitteh oar somefing? poor fing. is still scurry, tho.

    • ittehbittehkitteh says:

      i fink so nobuddy can stands 2 watch dat. mebbe kitteh dont stick 2 what are in fuddish…

      Purrsen A
      “AIEEEEEE”

      Purrsen B
      “Whazzat happnin in kicchen?”

      deffnin silence.

      dat r end 2 play. Purrsen B move owt an leeve da state…

  11. Missy says:

    Please not to open secret presidential cabinet door. No want!

  12. jjtucker says:

    food dish seems to say it all. other side probably says touch this and die.

  13. dapanferkitteh says:

    Dis a ver nawt happitail kitteh.

    Ai a beeg sofftie – maks me sadz.

  14. Cookie's human says:

    The Guardian of the Gates of Hell – You must slip a kitty treat into his bowl to pass.

  15. karen says:

    oh, nebber mine! i don want dat cooky aftr all.

  16. Tribble says:

    Diz retrobushon fur drezzin da kittehz up een da Chrizmaz coztumez!
    U new weez gonna haz tu pai fur dat suner or layter!

  17. Anukki says:

    Oar… answer tihs:

    Waht……….. is yore favrit kuller?

  18. SarahD says:

    Cabinet Cat, crazy cuzin to Ceiling Cat. Donnot ebben ask abowt Pantry Cat.

  19. Simpson says:

    i demandz ur blood fur mah feest

  20. D.R. says:

    I think it’s time to stop feeding the kitteh Uranium Bits.

  21. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Kitteh: Stop! Who approaches the Cabinet of Death must answer me
    these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see.
    ROBIN: Ask me the questions, Cabinet -keeper. I’m not afraid.
    Kitteh: What is your name?
    ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
    Kitteh: What is your quest?
    ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
    Kitteh: Why is my bowl empty?
    ROBIN: I don’t know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

  22. nycat says:

    I’m sooo skeeerd

  23. halfbeast says:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! daddy buried our cat on the indian pet cemetary, again!

  24. stend says:

    ding-dong, avon calling …

    AIEEEEE !!!

  25. anna says:

    this no funny…
    someone really violated this kitteh :(
    COME ON, ICHC, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!

  26. karen says:

    …..(i c ded peepul)…..hsssssssssssss

  27. myfrisbee says:

    Honeee, did u feedz kitteh after midnight againz?

  28. tinish says:

    Poor kitteh. Wy so skared? No like dis!

  29. Evelyn says:

    I is reel skared–you iz cat frum HELL!

    Maybe I should hide under de table!

  30. philene says:

    y this remynd me uf jack nicholson?

  31. Paul says:

    teh bowl sez it awl!

  32. Punkin says:

    poor babeh kitteh. id lik to bring him home an make him a happee kitteh

  33. Kitsuko says:

    Dat boll? Itz wat Iz eet solls out ofs.

  34. greasycat says:

    Kitteh just found out what Iams Soylet Green Kitteh Formula iz made from.

  35. doctorcat says:

    Dis kitteh not sayin “I haz come fur u,” himz sayin “Leavez meh alone!!”
    Poor bebbeh. Mebbe himz skeered of camra?

  36. onceajinx says:

    Dis kitteh meks Baybee Jeebus (an me) crai!!!!

  37. rptwinkie says:

    pet semetery?

  38. Dexaan says:

    Kitteh is after teh trhee-heded goggie’s job.

  39. catalun says:

    Master, u haz to sleep sometime.

  40. Richy says:

    Kitteh from hell

  41. rv says:

    I’ll just come right out and say it:

    this kitty is PISSED…probably for all the right reasons…

    however, this pic is my FAVORITE.

  42. ellen says:

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

  43. Cleo says:

    Dis kitteh iz EVILZ he has Green glowing eyez!!!!

  44. tarawilkerson_wulfgurl says:

    omg! hes just sooooooooooooooooo cute ’0′ i wanna pick ‘im up an give im a gweat big hug!!!!


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