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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Pore kitty looks tormentid!
diz kitteh juz fund ot dat Hillary wantz to be president
Yep…dat wud B mah ree-akshun 2. @_@
Come on in hereeeeeeeeeeeee…………………..
nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNJibbly, jibbly, jibbly…..
Lame.
Nope, kitteh fownd owt hoo has BIN prezident for the past 7 yeers. Brrrr.
amen sistah!
tormented kitteh is tormented bcaus soooo many ppl were soooo wrong in ‘04 election!
Bud enuff peeplz wuz rite, tank de Lawd!
hee hee, politikal conversashuns make teh lulz
kitten mad bcuz sum moron put food dish in cabinet! What u expect him 2 do?
Cujo Kitty would like your soul for breakfast
Bcuz it has a flavur!
I think this kitteh nom-nom-noms on human flesh.
Part of me wants to pick up Cat from Hell and give him big hug, and kiss on top of his head. Rational part knows result would be lips torn off, arms and face shredded.
Reason and Rational Thought never had any part in MY world.
Here kitty kitty kitty!! °hug°
Dis whut u get foar nawt gibbing meh gushy fuds!
*CRASH*
There is no kittah, there is only ZUUUUUUUUUULLLLL
I iz teh Keemastur….iz u teh Gaetkeepr?
What’s next, the StaPuft Marshmallow Man?
or teh slimer?
funnee, u dont ususalli see behabyour lik taht in ur cubbords……
oh, Ai dunno….!
yore toast, man…
GREAT SCOTT! itz a demon cat close teh door and get in teh car!!
no kiddin. i nebber goes in da kicchen agin. tween da freezer an da cabnit… nawt safe!!!
mebbe dere’s nawt enuf time to get to teh car, mebbee we shud just get in teh dishwasher
like sumbuddy in mah fambly wunc sayed:
“Me first - I’m smaller!!”
oh noaw ……u guise did it agin……energi drinkies awl obber the puter skreeem…
dubbul *splortle*
clarifakashun fur noobies: an aniwun else fur taht madder ….(casue ai jest maeded it up)d
*splort* v. to splort ….hed exxploshun wen cheezfrenz sees a partikulurly cyute behbeh kitn…..offen spodin awn puter screem wiff brane madder…..der iz no cure , but kan be controlled (he he ai sed troll) oar contaneded bi teh wering of the CHRG, (wdoi), teh swim kap (wiff oar wiffoawt floofy flowurs awn it) an durin teh holler daze seesun teh festib RARG (offen wored wiff tinsul if ur feeling esspeshually festib ….aka teh RARG (wtoi)
*splortle* v. to splortle…. 1.dis is teh exxsposhun ob jest drunken liqwidz ob sum kine…suches az cawdeez, milkz, sodaz an teh lik, frew teh noze…..2. teh “spit take” wher u spit the aforemenshuned liqwid awl obber teh puter srceem……….der iz no curez fer dis..
awl u kan do iz cleen up teh screem, an trui to memberz to trun ur hed awai ness tyme..
AKA: the caffeinated nasal lavage. I forget who called it that, though. Sorry.
Oh, my. I must write that one down. Very, very, good.
I LUB DIS!!
imeen teh splanashun fur splortle- is great wurd!
Oh hai ittehbittehkitteh!! We be lookin al ober fur yous!! How be eberyting wif yu an yors?
ohai thisnkat!! i just fine! wuz doin fings. dint has innerwebs at hoames…
BUT awl betterer nao!!
i lurves mah cheezfrenz. i benn missin u. wunderins hao ever buddy doin. wurrying sumbuddy use mah name an say sumfin orfull….
{{thiskat}} an…
**smoo**
we’s awl bin chekin owr pokets an unner teh cushins to trai an fynd yu!
Oh hai IBK!
I waz juss finking bout u todai. I doan nao y, butts juss outta teh bloo, I frot bout u an teh picshur ov u in teh liddle pokit, taht maed it to da front page.
Nao that I luk at teh tiems, I waz finking bout u rite bout teh tiem ov ur post. Doan u juss lub a coinceedink liek dat?
{{{{{IBK}}}}}
Nise to hab u bak.
hai IBK! gladd to c u agin. hav misssed u.
You be hidin in cabinet wif scaree kitteh? So glads to sees yu . Not herd hide nor tail frum ittehbittehkitteh, wile yu be gone. Lyke Ambercat sayz… we awl be checkin owr pokits an cushins.
Yes, ibk - we wuz reellee werried. Ai had to go awt an chek awl mai pokketz, too. Nex tiem yur going to be goan fur a wile - just leaf us a liddle note.
Thottee Paws4thot did - he knew taht we werriez wehn sumwun just idsappears, so he sayed, just befoar Krissmass, taht he was off awn hols fur free weeks an nawt to werrie. So we goes llite harted and singing throo teh day, knowing he iz OK.
Gremlin waz also verree werried about her liddle adopted chile - an Kathleen, too.
oops. i sry. feels bad. wuz habbin da trubbles, an dint akshalleh knows wen wud bees awl betterer…
fanks 4 finkin bout meh an lukin in da impossibibble playcez. so i says sry 2 janet, kafleen, gremlin, b an c small, ambercat, romeow, punkin, thisnkat… *beeg breff* iffen deres moar, i says sry 2 dem…
den i says fanks agin. i nebber goes aways agin wifout said sumfing.
but IBK…..u did seyz ur trubblesz waz gteh obber dint u????? u r OK noaw????
o yeh. trubbles gotted betterer. i hates 2 talks bout dem, cause mebbe dey nawt as bad as uvver peepels trubbles - butt cause meh majer pane in da @$$.
fanks u, salleh. ur berry nice 2 meh!
Mite wurk bedder ip u reberse dat: git en da kar an DEN be klozen de dor.
Sory, dat wuz rpli tu mary O’Spockn seberal messsegez above.
you r korreck ob corse. in a panik i duz fings out ob orduh. ifink i shud hab writed close teh cabnet door, block it wif somefing big like teh frigderator,
tehn get in teh car (or washdisher)
mary -ai thinkz ai likez “jumpin jehosophcat” bedder. Haz a moar emphatic syllabic ring to it. Trai it next tiem. Ai think yoo mite liek it bedder, too. Sumhao, soundz moar desperate to mee.
OMG! I fink kitteh needs a martoonie. Or mebeh kitteh had too many martoonies last nite an not enuff Daneel Craig! Poor kitteh. Here, have a advil an a bloodymary.
Mebbee kitteh needz teh Loloft?
Mebeh I needz the Loloft! where be doctorcat to write us deh ’scripshun?
Cawlin Dr Tinycat! Dr Tinycat to teh farmassy!
Sry, I iz not a medickle doctorcat. . .but I did sleep in a Holiday Xpress lass nite
I tink Kitteh needz to spark a doobie and chill.
Mebbee it did awreddee… Mai fren gits liek dis ef yoo giv her a hit. She lerjik to sayj an sateeva. Too bad, but moar fur us.
ai dunno…luks lyke kitteh needs Father Damien Karras…yeeks.
MMM Hhhmm. yup. Mm hm! I think so. Call teh Father, but first bring me a martoonie
teh power of ceiling cat compels you!
(yes, I know, I’m going to hell)
here, we jes cawls it the Nawty Barn an all teh cool kidz iz goin der anyway. so, you won’t be alone.
martoonies fur teh hoomanz plz!
Mebee dis kitteh juss mad at hims fugly fud bowl.
U wanna a cat frum hell?
I gibs u a cat frum hell.
Nother zample ov kitteh libbin up tew
hims hoomin’s low expectashuns.
Kibble is a twebble, twebble fing.
Kitteh must wanna nom on hooman