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Pleaze tu be brinin bak mye red staypler!
The Office ref FTW!
The movie Office Space.
Yew rite, JH. An Ai jus saw it las weakend!
Hooray fur Tribble as nawt sekund! Whut danse ore sawng wud u lyke, Tribble?
Mebbe “Ai dunt lyke Mundays”?
ai is all reddy to danse. I has my red stayplr cassinettz an evryfing.
Daz cute idear wit da staplerz.
Sorri, had tu leaf an dryve tu wraslin praktice.
Dat beez grate Elvis. Tank u.
Eez dat da wun dat goez:
“Jus anodder manic Mundai
Eye wish eet were Sondai
Datz mye phun dai
Mye, eye don haz tu run dai”?
Sry, hadda goe to wurk.
Nao teh dansing can beeginn!
*Twirl, twirl, twirl
fawl daon.*
Aim tu twirled… mebbe sumwun els shudtayke ober teh dansing!
ai’ll danse 4 u, elvis. not gonna twirl, tho – i does not liek bein dizzy
*skip skip skip! STAPLE!*
*hop hop hop! STAPLE!*
duz u has STAPLEs EZ Buton?
ai wishes! ai had to git mai staplrs teh old fashind way – steelin dem from co-wrkrs!
I dun knoe that sawng, but I aggreez wiff teh staytmint! Todai is liek Mundai heer cuz my hubbycat had yesserdai awff wurk. At leest tomowwow is Frydai!
BTW, wut wuz the beeg “soorpryse” on Crissmaus dai? I misseded it sumhao. kkthxbai!
it wuz a hole bunch uv Crissmus pikchurs!
Tehy’re still tehre – see teh rite-hand collum an teh bit taht sais “news form..”? Clik awn teh blu bit taht sais “teh kittehs were lol’d” Is a montarj ob kitteh pics an clips awn youtube
Luk on de syde uff da payge, wherez eet sayz, news from, an haz a picher uff a cheezburger. 12-17-07–Twas a week b4 crismus, and teh kittehs were lol’d. Clik on dat.
Yur reeporut, eet haz tu be hear sum warez. Deed eet haz da cuver on eet?
hey ! where is yur profile
is okay – Ai’s fownds it. An nao Ai’m goin to tell EBBERREEWUN wot yur miggle naym is!
i fink id wood haf much funnee to heer ovver peeps funnee miggle names.
myne is boring. ennybodee wantz to shaer?
Mine is boring, tew.
Butts John’s is Marx, liek teh Brudders.
Mine iz Mildred, after mai mudder. Wehn ai wuz liddle (an teen) ai just hated it – but nao ai liekz it verree much. At wun tiem it wuz in teh tawp ten moast popular girl naymes fur over 10 yeers.
Anne…..coodn’t get muches moabor-in than taht !!!
*ahem*
On teh contraree salleh, Anne is a berrie inneresting naem!
Mai middul naem is Margrethe (doan eben trai to pernowns iffn yoos doan speek Daynish). Ai akshullee got bof teh Anne an teh Margrethe from mai gramma. Ai lubbed her berrie mutch an ais prowd to hav bof her naems, not bor-in at awl to mee
Ummm… I spect u gessed that mai middle nayme is Marie? After my Granma.
Yu can has gessingaym to werk owt mai miggle naym: Ai is teh yungest ob 4 ( 3 gurls, 1 boi). we awl has teh miggle nayms beginnin wit “A” – awl teh sensibul choyses had on Bfore mai mumandad had me;can yu gess wot it is?!
Amber? mai mammee hed a kitth naemed Amber….berry, berry preddee.
noooo! Mai kitteh is Amber – cos she is orinj (but nawt poysun)
Athena?
Ariana?
nope, mai perrents wernt taht krool – keep gessing!
Amelia?
Aliya? Abigail? Acacia? Ada? Adelaide? Adelphia? Adine? Adria? Agatha? Agnes? Aileen? Ailsa? Aimee? Alanna? Alberta? Alda? Aldora? Alethea? Alexandra? Alfonsine? Alice? Alina? Alison? Allegra? Alma? Almira? Aloysia? Althea? Amanda? Amara? Amaryllis? Ambrosine? Amity? Amorette? Anastasia? Andrea? Andromeda? Angela? Angelica? Anita? Annabelle? Annette? Anthea? Antoinette? Antonia? April? Ara? Ardelis? Ardelle? Aretha? Ariel? Arleen? Ashley? Aspasia? Astra? Astrid? Audrey? Augusta? Aura? Aurelia? Aurora? Austine? Ava? Azura?
Yup Gober, it’s wun ob tohse!
Needyn hintz heer!
minz Elizabeth after wun grammer……..wich when “Mary” udder grammer iz yur furste name maks eberbodi go ohhhhh! youz mus be catholic! sigh, noes, I espicocat… whic iz wai I don use mai akshoeal name- gotz nick name dat be combo of furste n middle name.
u can guess if uz wantz…..
It cuda beenz worse I suppose (yewl noe dis wun Salleh) momcat wanted to namez me “Tuwalome Tassajara”- mai nam waz forced on mai momcat by my grammer cat-i fink I “TT” waz her waz ub reblin- dat wuda madz fur an innestin kittenhood?
momcat
Marybeth?
Ambercat – ai’m guessing – Abigail!!
wowz!
youz eben didz it correectly wif da smalli “b”! , yup, I beez Marybeth….
momcat
De red staplur, I has it. *giffs*
Sooo mennee fylz, sooo liddul tyme! *sye*
Wii relli shud muve tu computerz. Eye heer deyz awl da rage.
computahs nawt sew gret akshly… (less sumtiems joo has dah sledge hammur)
Wuz dat regular alphabettycul or lolspeak alphabettycul?
Ao carnts fynd teh ledder “Ch”, for “cheezberger”…
Maibee eet unner Ki fur kitteh or Ca fur cat?
I noo I shud have payded more attenshun wen dey teeched teh alfa-bits in skool.
phylekat was biddy waitin fer dah skoo bus…
My bruvver, wen he was littul, sat at teh bak ov his classrum, wiv orl de alfabetts stuk along teh worll.
Beecuss he wuz at teh bak he aksidenntly furst lernd de alfabetts bakwoods, an cn still sai it bakwoods nao fyffty yeers layter!
hehehehehehehehehehehe! datz funee
LOLabet! If bruvver gets pulls ovur by puleez and dey says, “say alfabetts backwoods!” bruvver cans does itz! How kewl is TAHT? Ai cants says it backwoods evun sobr!
naw. hukked awn foniks wurked fur me!
Hukked awn foniks wurked fur awl uv uss! Dat’s wai we spells sew gud.
u hab diskobbered teh seecrat to mi speelin…..
“sound it oawt …..sound it oawwwwttttt.”
Salleh-
off topic- duz u noe Sebastapol? Mai momz cat grewz up ona apple ranch der- I curious ifinz itz still aroun…… Wuz on Davidson road I belivz- two famblis on wun road- da odder famili gotz da road name…..
momcat
Deed u check wit secretari kat tu mak sure shee phyled eet?
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Shez een de stock ruhm wit a yung gui dat smellz lyk hee libz een a barn? Hee wuz deliverin her irnin? An de drinkin marteeneez? Ho, eye mean, oh, nebber mind, eye luk eet up myeself.
Ob corse Ai fyled it…we can’t fyndit, ryte?
Err For O For
Cheezburger no fownd
Filekitteh iz alwaiz helpful. Rearranjz mai pilez ov filin oll teh tiem.
Mai verree halpful paypur eating kitteh chewed awl teh file tabs an labelz off mine!
philekat would make tax seesan wai more phun!
WANT
philekat – bess crissmuz giff ebar!
Wate, wate. I find it. I has a sisstim. No, rlly.
Mi nu filyn sisstim is unstoppabable.
oh. is sistem really about kepeing old bills 4 yeres and yeres and yeres and yeres?
shh!!! iz secrit sistem. no tellz.
just a sec…. c – cat – catsup – ceiling cat – ah, der eet iz! cheezburger! teh resuppi with pigshurs!
wuddent it be cowchurs?
hehe, dat on tuk me a minnut.
onlee if ur a muslimcat
i can has fie minnitz mebbe? advanced surch eez necessaree
Vista kitteh.
Missus teh ole windows hexplorer.
Tiem 2 buy a database-kitteh, if u ask meh.
on ob mai kittehs is filekitteh. she lubs to trai and get in the kabinet. if i lebes a kabinet open she wil krawl in an be in teh bak. i is alwuz afraid dat i’z gonna klose drawer on her. dis kitteh luks lik just got owt of teh bak.
mebbe teh kittehs lik the bak of teh file kabinet 4 sum rezon. dont know whut one dat kould be.
wen our kitteh wuz still a tiynee kittn she wud doo dis too. Ai spose thems likes dose spots cause theys dark an sayf an can luks at us but we cant luk at them.
She wud awlso get into teh drawrs an clim over teh bak of dem. Awl yoo cud see were two shinee eies in teh dark.
Cors now shes kwite a bit bigger an cant skweeeze fru ennie more. Ai fink she duzzent get it, awl her faborite hiyd-owts have shrunked.
I has clozd kittehs in clozits mor dan 1nce becaz I din’t no dey was in dere.
my babbeh boi kitteh, when he was little,he jumped into da fridgerator an i didnt no it. i went 2 bed an ralized he didnt cume to bed wif me. i went lookin fur him and found him in fridgerator, jus setting dere. i bad momma. my friends call kitteh frosty paws now,
Dat wer dey goez tu ketch sum zzzzzs
Ai dint nao mai one kitteh hid in bakka coat clozet until ai trai tu put som medsin on him, and he go in der an claim ober ebrytin n goes to bak corner.
File kitteh says: Sorry we losted Ur application now you haz to fill it again triplicat
groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
( tehn I looks around to find sumwon to tell this one to)
Akshully I eated it since we bere out of cookiez, soweee
tuna iz filed undr T, right? ize don see it.
Check unner P fur Phish.
Yer TPS report – I may have ated it.
An blamd teh goggie. Iz tradshun.
Your corpurrate conspiracy.
I smellz it.
When mai mom duz paperwurk, she gibs her kitteh her own pees of papur an a manilla fyl foldur. Kitteh sits in teh middlol of teh foldur an taers up teh papur (an sometyms teh foldur), and den she is happeh.
If u can’t get ur wurk done cuz she is “halping” too much, u jus say, “Bella? U want ur fyles?”
Mebbe dat wud werk wit mai hooman behbehs.
Wen ai lib in teh US, ai offin bebbeh-sit Pip, a larj floofy old kitteh. Wen ai sawrtin paypurz awr fotos awl arown me, Pip wud fynd teh jeografik senter ub teh spred-owt paypurz, an kaerfully sit *awn top* ub dem, liek a sultan awn himz frone, surownded bai admyrin peeplz. He micks up awl mai sawrtin an stop mai werk. He nawt eeben praytend tu halp — wuz jus asxin fer atenshun, luukin awl dignified an inosent-liek. Himz iz teh kyootist kitteh ai ebber met!! <3 <3
tihs is wellnown sistem fore to fyndin teh eggzakt senter ob a sheet ob payper (or map ot newspayper or simlar): Ly payper owt awn flore, leef rum fore 5 minits, wen yu retern kitteh will be sat in teh EGGZAKT miggle of sed pees ob payper
troo. iz anshint tekneec, ferst yoozd bai ejipshin arkitektz ta maek teh blooprintz fer teh purramidz
Hoo fyle Cheezburgah under miselanus?
Iz wuz hyrd ba de CIA to look for spechal files–da mite be made if I dunt find dem.
gooshey food, no find; catnip, no find; tuna, no find, softy bed, no find; mowsies, no find; birdies, no find; kibbles, no find; birdy watching, no find; toys, no find!
hey! what the heck kind of filing system is this? can’t find anything good.
My thawts too. Kitteh iz lookn fur teh CIA torcher fylz to burnem cuz congrss wantz tu no wat teh hell owr gubamintz iz up to. Letz hope congreshnl inbestigatrs findz ‘em b4 kitteh do.
Where did I put ma’ catnip?
http://www.wannasmile.com
kurse teh lack of posable thums!
dis how google relly werks? dey must hab menny menny kittehs!
I can has mental pikchoor uv hunnerds of google-kittehs serchin tru filin cabinets!
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html
nawt kittehs, pidgens.
Filecat is FASTER
tahn that waggy dog in Windows Search
N mush moar cuddlier tu wen she’s done lukkin fur stuff.
y u lookin in verticle file? u supposed to check card CATalog 1st
Noo oparatin sistum
Kitteh 08
Rekwires Cheezburger clyent
Mus be updated wif snuggles, smoo
Downsaid is wen yoo plug in teh mowse an yoor puter chayses it fer hours.
Berry amoosing but maykes it hard to gets ennie werk done.
Wen instawlin teh sistum, iz impawrtint tu reed teh manyuel kaerfilly:
http://www.andreas.com/catman.html
Now where did I file that tuna sandwich
libri kitteh categoriz da catalog
I no seez ur tax returnz…butt I seez youz beings audited!
a***t is a bad bad werd. Pls to be usin teh *** so as nawt to offend those of us who spended 7 months recently bein a***teded.
Hmmm… I must still be scarred by teh sperience.
kthxbye
My kitteh!
http://flickr.com/photos/coriolisdave/239720900/
(also: could they have tried a LITTLE harder with the title? *sigh*)
Congratchumalashuns! Ai fink yoor orijinul capshun was grate, nawt mutch room fer improvement
An giv yoor prettie kitteh a beeg hug from awl his/her ICHC admyrers.
coriolisdave – she is VERREE prittee. She luks mutch liek mai moast beloved Mitzi, hoo died peecefullee in hur sleep 2 1/2 yearz ago at aj 21. She wuz soopersweet an verree deilcat, wif verree small feet an daintee limbs.
What iz yur kittehs nayme? An duz she hav the sweet daihtee feet?
I allways use teh cat ikon 4 WinXP filez surch.
I’s alredy uzd 2 kitteh insultin meh, losing stuf, not doin whut I sez, so is ok.
Enron shredd teem