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Pleaze tu be brinin bak mye red staypler!
The Office ref FTW!
The movie Office Space.
Yew rite, JH. An Ai jus saw it las weakend!
Hooray fur Tribble as nawt sekund! Whut danse ore sawng wud u lyke, Tribble?
Mebbe “Ai dunt lyke Mundays”?
ai is all reddy to danse. I has my red stayplr cassinettz an evryfing.
Daz cute idear wit da staplerz.
Sorri, had tu leaf an dryve tu wraslin praktice.
Dat beez grate Elvis. Tank u.
Eez dat da wun dat goez:
“Jus anodder manic Mundai
Eye wish eet were Sondai
Datz mye phun dai
Mye, eye don haz tu run dai”?
Sry, hadda goe to wurk.
Nao teh dansing can beeginn!
*Twirl, twirl, twirl
fawl daon.*
Aim tu twirled… mebbe sumwun els shudtayke ober teh dansing!
ai’ll danse 4 u, elvis. not gonna twirl, tho - i does not liek bein dizzy
*skip skip skip! STAPLE!*
*hop hop hop! STAPLE!*
duz u has STAPLEs EZ Buton?
ai wishes! ai had to git mai staplrs teh old fashind way - steelin dem from co-wrkrs!
I dun knoe that sawng, but I aggreez wiff teh staytmint! Todai is liek Mundai heer cuz my hubbycat had yesserdai awff wurk. At leest tomowwow is Frydai!
BTW, wut wuz the beeg “soorpryse” on Crissmaus dai? I misseded it sumhao. kkthxbai!
it wuz a hole bunch uv Crissmus pikchurs!
Tehy’re still tehre - see teh rite-hand collum an teh bit taht sais “news form..”? Clik awn teh blu bit taht sais “teh kittehs were lol’d” Is a montarj ob kitteh pics an clips awn youtube
Luk on de syde uff da payge, wherez eet sayz, news from, an haz a picher uff a cheezburger. 12-17-07–Twas a week b4 crismus, and teh kittehs were lol’d. Clik on dat.
Yur reeporut, eet haz tu be hear sum warez. Deed eet haz da cuver on eet?
hey ! where is yur profile
is okay - Ai’s fownds it. An nao Ai’m goin to tell EBBERREEWUN wot yur miggle naym is!
i fink id wood haf much funnee to heer ovver peeps funnee miggle names.
myne is boring. ennybodee wantz to shaer?
Mine is boring, tew.
Butts John’s is Marx, liek teh Brudders.
Mine iz Mildred, after mai mudder. Wehn ai wuz liddle (an teen) ai just hated it - but nao ai liekz it verree much. At wun tiem it wuz in teh tawp ten moast popular girl naymes fur over 10 yeers.
Anne…..coodn’t get muches moabor-in than taht !!!
*ahem*
On teh contraree salleh, Anne is a berrie inneresting naem!
Mai middul naem is Margrethe (doan eben trai to pernowns iffn yoos doan speek Daynish). Ai akshullee got bof teh Anne an teh Margrethe from mai gramma. Ai lubbed her berrie mutch an ais prowd to hav bof her naems, not bor-in at awl to mee
Ummm… I spect u gessed that mai middle nayme is Marie? After my Granma.
Yu can has gessingaym to werk owt mai miggle naym: Ai is teh yungest ob 4 ( 3 gurls, 1 boi). we awl has teh miggle nayms beginnin wit “A” - awl teh sensibul choyses had on Bfore mai mumandad had me;can yu gess wot it is?!
Amber? mai mammee hed a kitth naemed Amber….berry, berry preddee.
noooo! Mai kitteh is Amber - cos she is orinj (but nawt poysun)
Athena?
Ariana?
nope, mai perrents wernt taht krool - keep gessing!
Amelia?
Aliya? Abigail? Acacia? Ada? Adelaide? Adelphia? Adine? Adria? Agatha? Agnes? Aileen? Ailsa? Aimee? Alanna? Alberta? Alda? Aldora? Alethea? Alexandra? Alfonsine? Alice? Alina? Alison? Allegra? Alma? Almira? Aloysia? Althea? Amanda? Amara? Amaryllis? Ambrosine? Amity? Amorette? Anastasia? Andrea? Andromeda? Angela? Angelica? Anita? Annabelle? Annette? Anthea? Antoinette? Antonia? April? Ara? Ardelis? Ardelle? Aretha? Ariel? Arleen? Ashley? Aspasia? Astra? Astrid? Audrey? Augusta? Aura? Aurelia? Aurora? Austine? Ava? Azura?
Yup Gober, it’s wun ob tohse!
Needyn hintz heer!
minz Elizabeth after wun grammer……..wich when “Mary” udder grammer iz yur furste name maks eberbodi go ohhhhh! youz mus be catholic! sigh, noes, I espicocat… whic iz wai I don use mai akshoeal name- gotz nick name dat be combo of furste n middle name.
u can guess if uz wantz…..
It cuda beenz worse I suppose (yewl noe dis wun Salleh) momcat wanted to namez me “Tuwalome Tassajara”- mai nam waz forced on mai momcat by my grammer cat-i fink I “TT” waz her waz ub reblin- dat wuda madz fur an innestin kittenhood?
momcat
Marybeth?
Ambercat - ai’m guessing - Abigail!!
wowz!
youz eben didz it correectly wif da smalli “b”! , yup, I beez Marybeth….
momcat
De red staplur, I has it. *giffs*
Sooo mennee fylz, sooo liddul tyme! *sye*
Wii relli shud muve tu computerz. Eye heer deyz awl da rage.
computahs nawt sew gret akshly… (less sumtiems joo has dah sledge hammur)
Wuz dat regular alphabettycul or lolspeak alphabettycul?
Ao carnts fynd teh ledder “Ch”, for “cheezberger”…
Maibee eet unner Ki fur kitteh or Ca fur cat?
I noo I shud have payded more attenshun wen dey teeched teh alfa-bits in skool.
phylekat was biddy waitin fer dah skoo bus…
My bruvver, wen he was littul, sat at teh bak ov his classrum, wiv orl de alfabetts stuk along teh worll.
Beecuss he wuz at teh bak he aksidenntly furst lernd de alfabetts bakwoods, an cn still sai it bakwoods nao fyffty yeers layter!
hehehehehehehehehehehe! datz funee
LOLabet! If bruvver gets pulls ovur by puleez and dey says, “say alfabetts backwoods!” bruvver cans does itz! How kewl is TAHT? Ai cants says it backwoods evun sobr!
naw. hukked awn foniks wurked fur me!
Hukked awn foniks wurked fur awl uv uss! Dat’s wai we spells sew gud.
u hab diskobbered teh seecrat to mi speelin…..
“sound it oawt …..sound it oawwwwttttt.”
Salleh-
off topic- duz u noe Sebastapol? Mai momz cat grewz up ona apple ranch der- I curious ifinz itz still aroun…… Wuz on Davidson road I belivz- two famblis on wun road- da odder famili gotz da road name…..
momcat
Deed u check wit secretari kat tu mak sure shee phyled eet?
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Shez een de stock ruhm wit a yung gui dat smellz lyk hee libz een a barn? Hee wuz deliverin her irnin? An de drinkin marteeneez? Ho, eye mean, oh, nebber mind, eye luk eet up myeself.
Ob corse Ai fyled it…we can’t fyndit, ryte?
Err For O For
Cheezburger no fownd
Filekitteh iz alwaiz helpful. Rearranjz mai pilez ov filin oll teh tiem.
Mai verree halpful paypur eating kitteh chewed awl teh file tabs an labelz off mine!
philekat would make tax seesan wai more phun!
WANT
philekat - bess crissmuz giff ebar!
Wate, wate. I find it. I ha