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WAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH! CUTENESS!!!!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dubble splort!
wuddn’t it bee a decisplort ???
i fink deres 10 of dem !
omaigob!!
tehy are not singin a happi song.
it r kuter now but fer a whiel ai wus all:
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
nah, deci meenz 1/10. dis a dekasplort.
DEK teh hawls wif lotz o’ possums
falalalala la la lol la
lotz of kyoot and lotzz of awesom
falalalala la la la la
don we now our CHRG and RARG
fa la la la la la lol lol la
kyooter than a Klingon Targ
FALALALALA LA LOL LA LA———————– (go up to hi C, JCh4C)
oopsie, shudda wroted JCH4K. sowy
Well…dey are probablee Cs instead of Ks now, enneewai.
(verse teh sekund)
Has dey uglee? has dey kyooots?
falalalala la la lol la
beedy eyez and poynty snoots
falalalala la la lol la
pointy teef, dey mek me skered
falalala lalala la lol la
wooden put my hand in dere!
Fa La La La La LAAAAAA! !
LA LA-
LA-
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(crystal shatters frum high c)
Wow!!! mary!!! ai just gotted heer, but ai cud heerr taht coming down teh rode!!!! Splendid!! Ai never heered such singing! amaizing, whut a liddle splort will do. Brava!! BraVA!!!
awwwwwwwww (blushes, and shuffles feets)
An ai just happens to hav two CHRG(wdoi)s in mai pokkit. Heer yoo go, mary. *streeetttch tug tug tug* there - taht shud halp.
An yoo, addkittehz Ooooo - dubble splort. *Scoopitee scoop scoop scoop* *pat pat pat* *streeeeeetch
tug tug tug* just a liddle bit o’duktaype. There. Dun.
Nao - heer’s yur choklits, and yoo bof getz teh nice sawft blankees. green fur yoo, mary, and pink fur addkittehz. Just bee still fur a bit an then yur gud to go!
praps yew shud pass out sum axpirin- i fink i hurted sum ob teh peeps heds wif my “singing”
*sniff sniff*
*wypz teerz frum eeyz*
dat waz jest ….teh beeuuttifullll
ai allus cryz at poussum sowngz…..
Yew ole sawftee, Salleh!
Eben I finks teh possum songs are full of win and awesome, and I’m skeert of possums!
mary, ai jest want yoo to noe taht IF ai’d had teh cawfee in mah mouf, ai wud haz snerkeded it awl ober mah pyooter. insted ai jest LOL’d enuff to maykes teh kowerkers gib me taht sydelawng look agin.
deer spykes mom
mishyn akomplished! (gigglol)
I dis lubs all ub de halpfulnez ub de JanetCH4K tu da MaryO’Sp!
Dis playz *sniff*
dese chezfrenz ~sniffle~
all ub yu are da bestess!
Fanks for de eberytinks in mekin mai holidayz grate!
mnomomnnomombbbmpmnom
(translated from Moufulochoklatl: FANKS, JCH4K!)
uh, yeah. we’ve got possums living in the muskadon vines (and skunks under the porch). skunks? cute but stinky. possums? totally freaky and uncute at ANY age - they hiss, squeal and even move like little agents of SATAN !!!
agreement wif Stend- I haz it. Teh adults has teh uglee. speshully teh tale adn the yaller teef. eeeeeew. (shudder)
Cookie’s Human is occassional wildlife sanctuary volunteer, and has raised a couple possum litters. That “Altogether now, let’s sing!” expression in the picture is axshually a group hiss at the photographer. Liddle possums like to kind of gently gnaw on human’s finger or hand, testing to see if flesh is “ripe” yet.
Still, they be very cute and loveable, and wished both litters well when dey be old enough for us to open cage and say goodbye.
Here is theory of Cookie’s Human on how to tell male from female possum babies just by their face: male possums have a sinister yet cute look to their face; girls have just cute look (but still like to see if your flesh be dead yet.)
Squirrels and rabbits much cuter. But NOTHING compares to Cookie in cute!
possumz iz grate. we has dem neer owr howse. da liddle ones is ‘dorable!
on tyme we burnded som popcornz in da mycrowave and put it on owr bak porch bc it wuz stinking up da playce, an a big wun cayme to envesita- invessica- to chek owt da smell. he nomnomnommed sum ov it. we hoped it wuz not bad 4 him, but we wuz too scurred to go owt and chase him awai from it. wuz a VERRAH big possum. is rlly sumethin to luk owt da bak door an see a possum fayse starin at u!
Agreed. We haz tiny bakyard taht possom waddles tru sometiemz. Bring in teh kitteh quik! Not liek chasin skwerls - possom dont plai ded r run up tree 4 kittehs.
mebbee dis is wut teh kittehs saw taht med tehm go all arboreal (a few pics bak)
was walking to my front door the other eve and I d4mn near stumbled over a 30 pounder that HISSED and GLARED at me - I almost went arboreal !!!!!
der r possumz awl obbe souff callyfornua……late wun night , ai waz oawt awn teh frunt lawn foldeding teh HUGE tarpz…..(abut …oh 7 ob tehm ) bi myself…..(ai haz a sistem)…..aniwai, ….ai herd this* kwisck, kwisck kwisck * sond comin towordz me , an ai lukeded ober….an der was a possum …trottin wif hiz liddle feeteis held high casue teh grass waz teh wet…..he stopeded an luked at me…..an sed “u gotz anifing to eetz??” ai sed no an he shruggeded hiz possumy sholderz an trotteded awai..
an ebberi 1/2 hour or so, ai’d heer *kwisck kwisck kwisck* (dat’s teh sond a possumyz feetz maek ina wet grassies) an he’z bak…”gotz anifing to eeet?”
he mustz cum owt 5 oar 6 tymes dat nite…but wen ai finisheded teh tarp foldeding, ai went an gotz him sum fruit……
he waz bery polite….an respekful….jest hungery….
ai hab alllus liked teh possumz……affer awl…
POGO waz a possum…..
Gee I thought I was the only one reading this old enough to remember Pogo…in the spirit of the season, a Pogo song
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo.
Nora’s freezing on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Heere is mah possum storee:
Wuntz upon a tiem, I wuz in massage skool. It wuz a week long modjule an we lift in teh skule, witch wuz a trooly old red skulehaus. Wun nite whilst we wuz sitting roun, chatting, sumwun started to SKREEM! taht tehre wuz a MAUS oar a RATT onna flore! Pandemon… pendo… awl HECK brokded loose wen it wuz discerned taht tehre wuz seberal uv tehse rats slinking abowt. Folks chasded tehm wit brumes, and awl an sundry klimed upon kowchuz and tehre wuz skreeming to be heerd foar seberul cowntiez.
Tihs went on foar a while, tehn sumting hitz me inna brane and I thot, taht is not a ratz, it are a babeh possum! An it is moastly terrorfyed! So I got a towel frum teh kichen, and slowly crept up on a possum, an jes pickded it up. It playded possum, rite on cue. I showded it tu awl, and teh noise subsi… subsye… went awei. We awl pickded up possums, whu akt polite wehn treeted poliet.
We put tehm oatside, wehre tehir mommeh waytded foar tehm, and we saw alla tehir liddle tayles waddle off in tu teh nite. Tehn we hadda kleen up awl teh hedsplortz taht happended tehn.
An heere is mah uther possum storee:
In mah mommeh’s howse is a liddle back entry wai taht has a goggie dore. Any kritter can come an goe as tehy liek. Inklooding possums, it terns owt.
Mah mommeh wud lissen lait in teh eveninks foar teh skritch and russel of teh possum kliming teh laddur intu teh attic. She (and I, clinging tu mommeh’s bak, cause I wuz teh skarded) wud rush owt of teh haus tu see. Turn on teh lite, and teh possum wud freeze on teh laddur - playing possum, of coarse. Sumtiems he wud open hims mouf tu hiss a bit, but vewwy kwiet an poliet-liek. We had scene lots of sharp pointy teefs oaver teh yers, so that didn’t occur as a tihng to feer. We just respekted him, witch is awl he wanted.
Mommeh wud go over tu teh possum, niec and slowe, speeking gently and soffly tu it. And tehn she wud reech over, very slowlie, and PET the kritter! I wun tiem workded up my nerves and strokded it wunz oar twice, and it wuz verry sofft.
Mai mommeh wuz neffer frade of a kritter taht I evver seeded. If she caim across a bare, she mite try to pet it. Fank goodie, she lives wehre she will nevver come across a bare!
I tink I wuvs you cookie
Stend, mai hubbeh sez same az yu! We haz sunrum wif entry to baseymint (down sum stairz)…. *ahem* suummmmbuddeh *ahem* lefted de door to outsyde openeded, an de baseymint door opended, tu…. latez at nitez, hubbeh seez kitteh outs ob corner ob himz eye… he finked tu himselfs, ’self, I no fink dat was kitteh, after awl…. lessen a hethen gotzaholda da razor and shaveded teh kitteh!!’
So, he walks tu da obber syde ob da baseymint….. an finded a possums betwixt da washur and draier!!!! Himz jus sitted der, starin at hubbeh…. (nebber noo hubbeh to be teh stoopified… but himz wuz den!!!) Hubbeh cawlz me, wif strang tone ub boice…..yipes!!!!
We corralled himz in a empti storaj bin and carrieded himz owtsides - himz wazznt happeh - hissssssyed all da wai out!!
Putz himz down and himz ran ‘wai… lukked bak at us a few tymes! Hubbeh sez, ‘ Das wun FREAKID out possums!!!’
Den, we LOL’d and LOL’d!!!
OK: so you just reminded me of an excellent and much freakier ‘animal encounters’ story - for those of you who are easily freaked out, stop reading NOW
so back when I was living in NYC, I had a female pal who lived with roomates above a chinese resturant in the west village, who had grown up in ohio - we’ll call her K. one night, she was in bed and was dreaming that she was in bed, petting her cat at home in ohio - sort of in that space between waking and sleeping. as she starts to come too, tho, she realizes “I’m not in ohio, I’m in NYC… and the cats are still in ohio” and she jumps up, and there’s a GIANT RAT IN HER BED which has come in thru the open window !!! and she’s standing on the top of her dresser, screaming at the top of her lungs - OK so to really visualize this, you have to know that K is a very buxom and muscular blue eyed blonde, very fleshy and rounded but not fat - more of a powerful corn fed norwegian type, sporty, vigorous and fast - who used to sleep in the nude, so to say that K was on her dresser stamping her feet and screaming is to say that a very well endowed and very naked long haired blue eyed blonde girl was screaming VERY LOUDLY and moving in all directions on top of her bureau for her roomates “NOT TO COME IN !!! NO DON’T OPEN THE DOOR !!!” like some sort of norwegian frenzy - eventually the rat went out the window, but I’ll bet she gave that rat the fright of it’s life :twisted”
whups… twisted =
BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!! Das de pure phunneh and full ob win!!!
Possum story time! One time, many years ago, I had a young possum in my breezeway. The outside door was left open somehow. We heard rustling around out there and went to check. “We” meaning me and my husband at the time. The stupid man thought this was very cool, grabbed some heavy-duty gloves, and picked it up. Oh man, possums stink!! After some time I convinced him to release the poor thing out in the backyard.
Over the years he tried to help baby squirrels, baby birds, I don’t remember what else, despite me telling him he had no idea how to deal with them. One might think a man with such admiration for animals would be a good guy. His own selfishness and stupidity kept him from handing them over to wildlife rehabbers who might actually have been able to save them.
I started this comment to share the grand finale, but it’s since occurred to me that I can’t do that due to HIPAA laws. Damn. Use your imaginations!
HIPPA never stops me - just make him unidentiafiable !!! besides, HIPPA only counts if YOU’RE his medical provider…
Mm, yes, but I was a medical provider to him, in an indirect way. Dammit, I can’t think of a way to have made it unspecific enough to get the whole story across.
OT (sry):
soxfan, of wich sox yoo be a fan? teh red or teh wyte?
spykes mom, is the red sox hoo I luv luv luv.
w00t! red sox! werld serees champeens agin!
ai libs in Noo Hampshah, wear wee is awl wicked red sox fans, n ai growed upp in CT, wear haf teh stayte is red sox fans and teh odder haf is fans ob teh eebil empyre (NYY, taht is).
I libs in Massatooshits, bown n razed heeyah. Is mandetorry to be de wicked bad Sox fan! Is it spring yet?! *fingers crost*
spring be heer soon enuff. has tehy traded Mannee yet? *fingers crost*
luv de wurd picshure….
beeyootiful blueyed blond amazon battles catsyzed rat
wiff juss her stompin feetz an her voice….
rat tyers of de commoshun an bugs owt….LOLOL
but srsly….OMG….i wud be freakin too !!!
Spawns of Satan..EXACTLY!!! I have had a phobia of possums ever since I was little. I was outside early one night right after the sun had gone down and one of those suckers walked in my path, stared me down with his beady little eyes, hissed at me and dared me to move. I screamed until my mom came out and grabbed the shovel to make him go away. I dont know if he was drunk, rabid or just needed a good lady possum but somebody peed in his cornflakes apparently. Me no likie posssssums!!!
have to agree with stend. Possums are NOT cute; they are nasty.
My first thought on seeing this pic was, ‘Who in their right mind has a box of possums in their house?!?’
*shudder*
I was just about to say — cute as this picture has been captioned to be, a sight like this is only tied to bad memories of these things getting stuck inside attics, messing with garbage cans, and harrasing neighborhood housepets (not to even mention worries of rabies or whatever).
I didn’t see a person with a box full of possums. I saw a box that a bunch of possums got into, and a person opening it who was probably scared to death.
Possums do not get or give rabies. I guess that they’re just too ugly … and scary and stinky. do not want!
pik me! Pik me!
You can’t pick just one. It’s impossumble.
bad pun for the win.
u kant pick just one.
it’s imposable thumble.
Marsupial Youth Choir sing for their supper (which is preferably freshly dead animals).
“Marsupial Youth Choir” FTW!!!!! OMGudness!!! Hao kyoot they ar!
Ai hav alwayz liked teh possoms. What do yoo guise know taht ai don’t??
good mawrnin Janet….. ai’m wiff u ai fink dey ar teh cyute…..but u noes me…..ai fink mostest awl animmaulz ar teh cyute…..’cept fur slugz an snailz….ewwww…..
corse noaw ai iz gonna heer frum peepulz hoo likez dose !!!!
but ai will sey dis…..ifn u ebber steppeded awn a 6 inch banannana slug in ur baer feetiez…..u noes teh trooooo meenin of
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai useded to lib ina ole ole little shack ob a howse…..builded bi migetz wif an snese ob humor and dey dint use roolerz oar leberlz oar t-sqwarz, oar nuffin…
teh fondashun waz 4 x 4z awn ribber rokz ai meen wun 4 x 4, wun rok…an noawt a big rok needer…..but taht howse waaz teh cyute !!! an ai lubbed it…’cept fur teh bigt HOLE unner teh sink inaq kitchen…..bananaanana slugz useded to com ina howse frum der….go fur a glesses ob wadder ina middul ob teh nite….stepz awn teh BIG slug ….eeewwwww ai useded to sitz rite dwon and SANDYPAPURZ teh bottumz ob mi feeties…..yech Yech YECH !!!!