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WAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH! CUTENESS!!!!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dubble splort!
wuddn’t it bee a decisplort ???
i fink deres 10 of dem !
omaigob!!
tehy are not singin a happi song.
it r kuter now but fer a whiel ai wus all:
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
cant sleep-lolpossumz gemme.
nah, deci meenz 1/10. dis a dekasplort.
……..
DEK teh hawls wif lotz o’ possums
falalalala la la lol la
lotz of kyoot and lotzz of awesom
falalalala la la la la
don we now our CHRG and RARG
fa la la la la la lol lol la
kyooter than a Klingon Targ
FALALALALA LA LOL LA LA———————– (go up to hi C, JCh4C)
oopsie, shudda wroted JCH4K. sowy
Well…dey are probablee Cs instead of Ks now, enneewai.
(verse teh sekund)
Has dey uglee? has dey kyooots?
falalalala la la lol la
beedy eyez and poynty snoots
falalalala la la lol la
pointy teef, dey mek me skered
falalala lalala la lol la
wooden put my hand in dere!
Fa La La La La LAAAAAA! !
LA LA-
LA-
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(crystal shatters frum high c)
Wow!!! mary!!! ai just gotted heer, but ai cud heerr taht coming down teh rode!!!! Splendid!! Ai never heered such singing! amaizing, whut a liddle splort will do. Brava!! BraVA!!!
awwwwwwwww (blushes, and shuffles feets)
An ai just happens to hav two CHRG(wdoi)s in mai pokkit. Heer yoo go, mary. *streeetttch tug tug tug* there – taht shud halp.
An yoo, addkittehz Ooooo – dubble splort. *Scoopitee scoop scoop scoop* *pat pat pat* *streeeeeetch
tug tug tug* just a liddle bit o’duktaype. There. Dun.
Nao – heer’s yur choklits, and yoo bof getz teh nice sawft blankees. green fur yoo, mary, and pink fur addkittehz. Just bee still fur a bit an then yur gud to go!
praps yew shud pass out sum axpirin- i fink i hurted sum ob teh peeps heds wif my “singing”
*sniff sniff*
*wypz teerz frum eeyz*
dat waz jest ….teh beeuuttifullll
ai allus cryz at poussum sowngz…..
Yew ole sawftee, Salleh!
Eben I finks teh possum songs are full of win and awesome, and I’m skeert of possums!
mary, ai jest want yoo to noe taht IF ai’d had teh cawfee in mah mouf, ai wud haz snerkeded it awl ober mah pyooter. insted ai jest LOL’d enuff to maykes teh kowerkers gib me taht sydelawng look agin.
deer spykes mom
mishyn akomplished! (gigglol)
I dis lubs all ub de halpfulnez ub de JanetCH4K tu da MaryO’Sp!
Dis playz *sniff*
dese chezfrenz ~sniffle~
all ub yu are da bestess!
Fanks for de eberytinks in mekin mai holidayz grate!
mnomomnnomombbbmpmnom
(translated from Moufulochoklatl: FANKS, JCH4K!)
uh, yeah. we’ve got possums living in the muskadon vines (and skunks under the porch). skunks? cute but stinky. possums? totally freaky and uncute at ANY age – they hiss, squeal and even move like little agents of SATAN !!!
agreement wif Stend- I haz it. Teh adults has teh uglee. speshully teh tale adn the yaller teef. eeeeeew. (shudder)
Cookie’s Human is occassional wildlife sanctuary volunteer, and has raised a couple possum litters. That “Altogether now, let’s sing!” expression in the picture is axshually a group hiss at the photographer. Liddle possums like to kind of gently gnaw on human’s finger or hand, testing to see if flesh is “ripe” yet.
Still, they be very cute and loveable, and wished both litters well when dey be old enough for us to open cage and say goodbye.
Here is theory of Cookie’s Human on how to tell male from female possum babies just by their face: male possums have a sinister yet cute look to their face; girls have just cute look (but still like to see if your flesh be dead yet.)
Squirrels and rabbits much cuter. But NOTHING compares to Cookie in cute!
possumz iz grate. we has dem neer owr howse. da liddle ones is ‘dorable!
on tyme we burnded som popcornz in da mycrowave and put it on owr bak porch bc it wuz stinking up da playce, an a big wun cayme to envesita- invessica- to chek owt da smell. he nomnomnommed sum ov it. we hoped it wuz not bad 4 him, but we wuz too scurred to go owt and chase him awai from it. wuz a VERRAH big possum. is rlly sumethin to luk owt da bak door an see a possum fayse starin at u!
Agreed. We haz tiny bakyard taht possom waddles tru sometiemz. Bring in teh kitteh quik! Not liek chasin skwerls – possom dont plai ded r run up tree 4 kittehs.
mebbee dis is wut teh kittehs saw taht med tehm go all arboreal (a few pics bak)
was walking to my front door the other eve and I d4mn near stumbled over a 30 pounder that HISSED and GLARED at me – I almost went arboreal !!!!!
der r possumz awl obbe souff callyfornua……late wun night , ai waz oawt awn teh frunt lawn foldeding teh HUGE tarpz…..(abut …oh 7 ob tehm ) bi myself…..(ai haz a sistem)…..aniwai, ….ai herd this* kwisck, kwisck kwisck * sond comin towordz me , an ai lukeded ober….an der was a possum …trottin wif hiz liddle feeteis held high casue teh grass waz teh wet…..he stopeded an luked at me…..an sed “u gotz anifing to eetz??” ai sed no an he shruggeded hiz possumy sholderz an trotteded awai..
an ebberi 1/2 hour or so, ai’d heer *kwisck kwisck kwisck* (dat’s teh sond a possumyz feetz maek ina wet grassies) an he’z bak…”gotz anifing to eeet?”
he mustz cum owt 5 oar 6 tymes dat nite…but wen ai finisheded teh tarp foldeding, ai went an gotz him sum fruit……
he waz bery polite….an respekful….jest hungery….
ai hab alllus liked teh possumz……affer awl…
POGO waz a possum…..
Gee I thought I was the only one reading this old enough to remember Pogo…in the spirit of the season, a Pogo song
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo.
Nora’s freezing on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Heere is mah possum storee:
Wuntz upon a tiem, I wuz in massage skool. It wuz a week long modjule an we lift in teh skule, witch wuz a trooly old red skulehaus. Wun nite whilst we wuz sitting roun, chatting, sumwun started to SKREEM! taht tehre wuz a MAUS oar a RATT onna flore! Pandemon… pendo… awl HECK brokded loose wen it wuz discerned taht tehre wuz seberal uv tehse rats slinking abowt. Folks chasded tehm wit brumes, and awl an sundry klimed upon kowchuz and tehre wuz skreeming to be heerd foar seberul cowntiez.
Tihs went on foar a while, tehn sumting hitz me inna brane and I thot, taht is not a ratz, it are a babeh possum! An it is moastly terrorfyed! So I got a towel frum teh kichen, and slowly crept up on a possum, an jes pickded it up. It playded possum, rite on cue. I showded it tu awl, and teh noise subsi… subsye… went awei. We awl pickded up possums, whu akt polite wehn treeted poliet.
We put tehm oatside, wehre tehir mommeh waytded foar tehm, and we saw alla tehir liddle tayles waddle off in tu teh nite. Tehn we hadda kleen up awl teh hedsplortz taht happended tehn.
An heere is mah uther possum storee:
In mah mommeh’s howse is a liddle back entry wai taht has a goggie dore. Any kritter can come an goe as tehy liek. Inklooding possums, it terns owt.
Mah mommeh wud lissen lait in teh eveninks foar teh skritch and russel of teh possum kliming teh laddur intu teh attic. She (and I, clinging tu mommeh’s bak, cause I wuz teh skarded) wud rush owt of teh haus tu see. Turn on teh lite, and teh possum wud freeze on teh laddur – playing possum, of coarse. Sumtiems he wud open hims mouf tu hiss a bit, but vewwy kwiet an poliet-liek. We had scene lots of sharp pointy teefs oaver teh yers, so that didn’t occur as a tihng to feer. We just respekted him, witch is awl he wanted.
Mommeh wud go over tu teh possum, niec and slowe, speeking gently and soffly tu it. And tehn she wud reech over, very slowlie, and PET the kritter! I wun tiem workded up my nerves and strokded it wunz oar twice, and it wuz verry sofft.
Mai mommeh wuz neffer frade of a kritter taht I evver seeded. If she caim across a bare, she mite try to pet it. Fank goodie, she lives wehre she will nevver come across a bare!
I tink I wuvs you cookie
Stend, mai hubbeh sez same az yu! We haz sunrum wif entry to baseymint (down sum stairz)…. *ahem* suummmmbuddeh *ahem* lefted de door to outsyde openeded, an de baseymint door opended, tu…. latez at nitez, hubbeh seez kitteh outs ob corner ob himz eye… he finked tu himselfs, ’self, I no fink dat was kitteh, after awl…. lessen a hethen gotzaholda da razor and shaveded teh kitteh!!’
So, he walks tu da obber syde ob da baseymint….. an finded a possums betwixt da washur and draier!!!! Himz jus sitted der, starin at hubbeh…. (nebber noo hubbeh to be teh stoopified… but himz wuz den!!!) Hubbeh cawlz me, wif strang tone ub boice…..yipes!!!!
We corralled himz in a empti storaj bin and carrieded himz owtsides – himz wazznt happeh – hissssssyed all da wai out!!
Putz himz down and himz ran ‘wai… lukked bak at us a few tymes! Hubbeh sez, ‘ Das wun FREAKID out possums!!!’
Den, we LOL’d and LOL’d!!!
OK: so you just reminded me of an excellent and much freakier ‘animal encounters’ story – for those of you who are easily freaked out, stop reading NOW
so back when I was living in NYC, I had a female pal who lived with roomates above a chinese resturant in the west village, who had grown up in ohio – we’ll call her K. one night, she was in bed and was dreaming that she was in bed, petting her cat at home in ohio – sort of in that space between waking and sleeping. as she starts to come too, tho, she realizes “I’m not in ohio, I’m in NYC… and the cats are still in ohio” and she jumps up, and there’s a GIANT RAT IN HER BED which has come in thru the open window !!! and she’s standing on the top of her dresser, screaming at the top of her lungs – OK so to really visualize this, you have to know that K is a very buxom and muscular blue eyed blonde, very fleshy and rounded but not fat – more of a powerful corn fed norwegian type, sporty, vigorous and fast – who used to sleep in the nude, so to say that K was on her dresser stamping her feet and screaming is to say that a very well endowed and very naked long haired blue eyed blonde girl was screaming VERY LOUDLY and moving in all directions on top of her bureau for her roomates “NOT TO COME IN !!! NO DON’T OPEN THE DOOR !!!” like some sort of norwegian frenzy – eventually the rat went out the window, but I’ll bet she gave that rat the fright of it’s life :twisted”
whups… twisted =
BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!! Das de pure phunneh and full ob win!!!
Possum story time! One time, many years ago, I had a young possum in my breezeway. The outside door was left open somehow. We heard rustling around out there and went to check. “We” meaning me and my husband at the time. The stupid man thought this was very cool, grabbed some heavy-duty gloves, and picked it up. Oh man, possums stink!! After some time I convinced him to release the poor thing out in the backyard.
Over the years he tried to help baby squirrels, baby birds, I don’t remember what else, despite me telling him he had no idea how to deal with them. One might think a man with such admiration for animals would be a good guy. His own selfishness and stupidity kept him from handing them over to wildlife rehabbers who might actually have been able to save them.
I started this comment to share the grand finale, but it’s since occurred to me that I can’t do that due to HIPAA laws. Damn. Use your imaginations!
HIPPA never stops me – just make him unidentiafiable !!! besides, HIPPA only counts if YOU’RE his medical provider…
Mm, yes, but I was a medical provider to him, in an indirect way. Dammit, I can’t think of a way to have made it unspecific enough to get the whole story across.
OT (sry):
soxfan, of wich sox yoo be a fan? teh red or teh wyte?
spykes mom, is the red sox hoo I luv luv luv.
w00t! red sox! werld serees champeens agin!
ai libs in Noo Hampshah, wear wee is awl wicked red sox fans, n ai growed upp in CT, wear haf teh stayte is red sox fans and teh odder haf is fans ob teh eebil empyre (NYY, taht is).
I libs in Massatooshits, bown n razed heeyah. Is mandetorry to be de wicked bad Sox fan! Is it spring yet?! *fingers crost*
spring be heer soon enuff. has tehy traded Mannee yet? *fingers crost*
luv de wurd picshure….
beeyootiful blueyed blond amazon battles catsyzed rat
wiff juss her stompin feetz an her voice….
rat tyers of de commoshun an bugs owt….LOLOL
but srsly….OMG….i wud be freakin too !!!
Spawns of Satan..EXACTLY!!! I have had a phobia of possums ever since I was little. I was outside early one night right after the sun had gone down and one of those suckers walked in my path, stared me down with his beady little eyes, hissed at me and dared me to move. I screamed until my mom came out and grabbed the shovel to make him go away. I dont know if he was drunk, rabid or just needed a good lady possum but somebody peed in his cornflakes apparently. Me no likie posssssums!!!
have to agree with stend. Possums are NOT cute; they are nasty.
My first thought on seeing this pic was, ‘Who in their right mind has a box of possums in their house?!?’
*shudder*
I was just about to say — cute as this picture has been captioned to be, a sight like this is only tied to bad memories of these things getting stuck inside attics, messing with garbage cans, and harrasing neighborhood housepets (not to even mention worries of rabies or whatever).
I didn’t see a person with a box full of possums. I saw a box that a bunch of possums got into, and a person opening it who was probably scared to death.
Possums do not get or give rabies. I guess that they’re just too ugly … and scary and stinky. do not want!
pik me! Pik me!
You can’t pick just one. It’s impossumble.
bad pun for the win.
u kant pick just one.
it’s imposable thumble.
Marsupial Youth Choir sing for their supper (which is preferably freshly dead animals).
“Marsupial Youth Choir” FTW!!!!! OMGudness!!! Hao kyoot they ar!
Ai hav alwayz liked teh possoms. What do yoo guise know taht ai don’t??
good mawrnin Janet….. ai’m wiff u ai fink dey ar teh cyute…..but u noes me…..ai fink mostest awl animmaulz ar teh cyute…..’cept fur slugz an snailz….ewwww…..
corse noaw ai iz gonna heer frum peepulz hoo likez dose !!!!
but ai will sey dis…..ifn u ebber steppeded awn a 6 inch banannana slug in ur baer feetiez…..u noes teh trooooo meenin of
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai useded to lib ina ole ole little shack ob a howse…..builded bi migetz wif an snese ob humor and dey dint use roolerz oar leberlz oar t-sqwarz, oar nuffin…
teh fondashun waz 4 x 4z awn ribber rokz ai meen wun 4 x 4, wun rok…an noawt a big rok needer…..but taht howse waaz teh cyute !!! an ai lubbed it…’cept fur teh bigt HOLE unner teh sink inaq kitchen…..bananaanana slugz useded to com ina howse frum der….go fur a glesses ob wadder ina middul ob teh nite….stepz awn teh BIG slug ….eeewwwww ai useded to sitz rite dwon and SANDYPAPURZ teh bottumz ob mi feeties…..yech Yech YECH !!!!
ahhh mi yute…..it waz teh gloriuses…..is fun tho to be a starvin artist wen ur young…..as u getz olderz…..noawt so nise akshualli
i fink dese are my favorite kind of possums:
IN A PHOTO,
not in my garage which i almost put my hand into.
hunh? should say not in a bag in my garage which i almost put my hand into…
(can’t blame dat on WordPress, must be PEBCAC)
Marsupial Youth Choir. BWAHAHAHA!
that is so cute, it makes me wanna la la la
awn teh nynth dai uv Catmus, my ex luv sent tu me…..
OMG!!!!
HAHA! omg. That is teh winz. An one unhappee ex-luv, if he/she iz sendin youz a box of hissin li’l possums….
heelp us! we had tu sel ur eers tu payz 4 teh rent an replecd dem wit plateecs!
I wuz jest tinkin they eerz looked plastick!!!
Ai thawt they wuz shels! An wuz wunrin hau thei stickt thm on da ferrits. Befoar ai soar on dis thred that theiz possumz. Ha.
is frum muppets show?
oh yes…thems mateeng kall be “manamana”
doo dooooo doo doo doo
Oh noes! Eeeeerwurm!
Box o ickness
What is they?
theys kyute!
they be babee ROUSes ob course. possums not dis kyoot.
ROUSez in Google imaj srch not hav pointy nozez. Deez luk liek babeh possumz. Liek teh tranzlashun, tho. ROUS=rodent ov unuzual siez!
WordPress eeted mi odder coment. If it shoz up U C dobble.
ohhhhhhh. dese mus be teh mericun ROUSes, not teh African ore Ingerlish ROUSes, den? shud wee disambigyou8, er desymbiguwait, er, cleer ups the entree? or is dat jest in Weekeepeeja?
Dem possums r tasmanian devils?
Fa lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol
Most bebbeh aminals is cyuter than growed aminals.
Bebbeh possums, not so much.
Bebbeh possums — remyns meh ub storee Justin Wilson yoosed to tel bout bebbeh possum go nom nom on boy’s chesty. ‘Member?
Onee fing I noes abowt Justin Wilson is him was one good cook. I garontee it!
Him cooked teh on-YONs!
We wented to Dizneeland and gotted dese eers!
All U Knead Iz Luv…[all tugeddah now!]
All U Knead Iz Luv…[Evvybodeh!]
All U Knead Iz Luv..Luv…Luv Iz All U Knead!
Who knew lil’ Possums sounded like Polyphonic Spree!
OMG. Splort!
Alvin! Alvin! ALLLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
Yays!! We alreddy gotted owr happee new eerz!!
POOOOSSSSSSUUUUUUMMMMMMMS!!
An attack of possum happiness!
Leetle possoms, stay away from de road. I SAID stay away from de road.
leetle possoms, leetle possoms, leetle possoms on teh hillside,
Leetle possoms made of tikky-takky,
Leetle possoms, leetle possoms,
leetle possums all teh same.
I used to singed dat wif mah Daddeh!
plz, wut iz tikky-takky? Ai seed it inna pome bowt howses, en Ai sed ‘wut?’ en nao Ai seez it agen en stil sez ‘wut?’
it haz to do wif infearior materialls. “Little boxes onna hillside” = those “ABC” cheap houses started up in da 60’s/70’s, where a developmint has onlee three house plans. When i was 5 we liffed in one of dose. Three houses down, i kud walk in an noes teh entire house. Kinda fun wen ur 5. Now prolly not so grate.
“there’s a pink wun an a green wun an a bloo wun an a yellow wun
an ther awl made out of tikky takky an dey awl look juss teh same.”
ahhh yessss….memoriesees …..teh furst howse ai libbed in wen ai mobed out to go to colej….waz in Costa Mesa, teh queen sity ob taky liddle howses….
awl teh wallz had teh “ricky ticky stickers ” (40 eleben cheezburger to doze hoo members RTSs) on tehm…rite at dornob hite……teh wallz weer so fin….teh dornobz puncheded holez in tehm …..
lik diz…..*open dor, punches holez* waz eesi !! an teh ceelingz …….oh ai hateded doze, teh cheep cottage cheezy (snortle !) ceelin wif teh sparklez in it…..yech !!!
trooly superiur bad tastez……
Y did teh chikken cross teh road?
To show teh possum it can be dun.
SUHPRYZE!!!!!!1!!
lulz
Splorts oll ober teh plais! Kleenups on ile 2, n 3, n 4! Send 4 teh emergenC supliez of chiken hed rubber glubs wit drawrings on!
But! R doze possums? Quando omni flunkus moritatis? Lok up teh kittehs, tehy 2 mean 2 plai in same bakyard!
Google imaj search shoz ROUS (rodent ov unusual siz) N tazmanian debbils not luk liek deez. Luk mos liek babeh possum:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzworks/16330662/
do not like possums. maybe bc all the possums here seem to be roadkilss.
Yez, we usuallee onlee c possums when dey r ded Bcause dey are NOKTURUL. One nite (MANEE yearz ago) I waz sitting in mai libbingroom wid de windo open so my kittehz cud go in an out & a possum popped up in de windo.
I jus sat dere, possum sniffed a bit, didn’t smell anyting interesting, and jumped back down. Nice leetle visit!
BTW – earlier posters. Possums B OMNIVORES, eatz evereeting, not jus dead tings. Dey LUV dr kitteh fud, but itz not a good idea 2 leave kitteh fud outdoors. Get TOOOOO manee “guests” of all sortz (Speciallee if u lib in de countree.
only live reel-lyfe possum ah eva did c wuz onlee ‘life becus i swerveded. vereh sad. vereh vereh sad.
OK. I r dummee. I admit.
Now.
Whai possums eers all look plastic????
Can sumwun explane?
u not dummee, kathleen. Ai r wanna no dis 2!
oahi, teenie! hai, kafleen!
funneh splanation: dey looks like dat cause sumbuddy gived dem fud after midnite.
prolly moar realistiks splanation: dey gotz eer waxx.
possems hisses an can bees berry scareh. mah sisster called ma daddeh an sayed, “daddeh, deres liddel pig in mah garage. can u halps meh getz it owt??” (her hubby was 2 scared 2 go in garage.) (no bees meen an laffs. he were from china. nebber saws nuffin like dat b4.)
come finds owt, all she sawded was tale, had no ideer wuz possum!
he were awl curl up in a bag of pottin soyl, so daddeh drugg owt da bag in2 middel of dribeways. bag falled obers. possum falled owt. hims liddel hands was stikkin up. mouf open. durt on tong. wuz pitifuls. i fot, “oh noes, he dedd!!! puur liddel fing!!” so i goes ober. dont knows whut i fot i cud do 4 dedd possem, butt i were on tops ob it… possum getz up an hiss, denn run to fense. (yes, he were playin da possem… jee. i dun forgotted awl bout dat. felt da foolish.) he try an try 2 get fru da space tween fence and garage, butt space were smaller dan him! he kept da tryin. like he were SURE he wud getz fru wun ob dese times. whak-whak-whak-whak. we hadda leebes an go in da howse so he mebbe wud terns around an leebes eezier way!!
Mai goggie catched bebbeh possum dis summer. I thot it wuz kilt. I maek her drop it before she come back inna howse. I go back owt to close fense, bebbeh possum gone. I fink he wuz playing ded possum for goggie’s benefit.
I find momma possum later. BIG possum onna back fense, hissin and growlin, not frade of me at all. I chase it wif brum, but it skeer me back inna howse instedda me skeerin it outta mai yard.
*shrieks an hops up an down*
ITTEH!
I has missed u! Has u had wunnurful holiday? So glad to see ur name agin!!!
*HUUUUUG*
Tanks fur ur wunnurfull storree!
<3
hai, kafleen!
********schmoo********
yes, hadded gud hollerday. lots 2 dew. glad iz ober. still have sum days orf from da wurk. YAY!! i maded mah frenz pressint an put on mah new blorg. i kinda nawt so tekkie, so i hardlee knows whut blorgs iz. butt i maded wun an gots pressint on it. see? i were finkin bout mah frens (an mah lolparints) (dats u) (i nawt fergitz) eben wen i nawt waz posting…
yoo not dummee, kathleen. itz a berry gud kweschun.
ai haz serched for kwite sum tyme now, awl ober teh innerwebz, n ai kant fined NUFFIN bowt why dey eerz luk lyke plasstik. awl kines ob ovver intrestin facks, butt nada (dam fing) bowt dey eerz…
i know soo much about possums, cuz we once had orphan ones. They were still babies. And this is only one thing about them. If they open their mouths and show their teeth like that, that means they are frightened.
Yea, dey might be skared.. it looks like dey are orfans and a nice hooman is tryin’ to take cair of dem, but can u emagine how skary it must b for dem? poor babies…. but maybe dey were only skared durin’ dis pikture cuz the kamera was weird-lookin’ (to a possum n.e.way!)….
Nyne liddill ferritz
stayeengz up layt. Wun tuukz a
Napz andz now dayrz ayte
Ayte furree ferritz.
Wunz naymd “Devvun”. Himz runz awff
andz now dayr’z sebbunn
Sebbun sly ferritz
smyleengz 4 pixx. Wun fyndz a
Hoam. Now leeveeng sikkz
Sikkz Sploarteen ferritz
gladz 2 survive. Wun ekkskaypz
andz leevz beehyndz fyve
Fyve Crash Cart ferritz.
Yuzed 2 B moarz. Annuddurr
cownt toatullz juss foar!
Foar fuzzee ferritz
arz awff awn a spree. Waytz a
minnutt! Now dayrz free!!!
Free roameeng ferritz
wundurrz wutz 2 doo? Deyz luukz
arowndz andz cowntz 2!
Too kawshuss ferritz
fynd rume full ubz Sun. Filld
wiff Lolfrendz habbeeng fun
Lolfrendz habz scoopd up
awll t3h ferritz. Showeengz boaff
virchoo andz merritt
Jack.
Mai gudness, Jack! What a poe-it u r!! Can u doo rime wif “possum”??
Hai, MM:
Thot abowt “possums”
4 mai Haiku. Wurdz it rymez
wiff arz verreh fyoo
“Ferritz” seemd much moar
versatyle. Espeshullee
wiff dayr tooffee smylz
Chinz rubz 4 Ayla
andz Manfredd. Eeben tho itz
passt dayr tyme 4 bed
Jack.
ohai, jack. i lurves bofe ur pomes. possum duznt rime so gud… ferrit fares betterer!!
agin, u amazez meh. i wudda startid like dis:
- nine liddel possems jumpin onda bedd
- wun falled orf an hit hims hedd…
hm. sorta dirribt- derrivi- 2 mutch like sumbuddy else pome…
Is deze possums?
Looks likes blossums!
Toofs fr nomums,
snouts r longuns,
eerz go sproingun!
Iz not bery gud.
I lubs yer poeum!!
possum rimes wit floss’em, boss’em, awwwsum, toss’em, sauce’em, yass’um, and lol-some
aahh… ok. ur rite. i taked orf mah stoopeh hat.
almost rime wif frost’em. yes, i finkin bout doenuts….
Sauce’em?
Too funny
Ossum rymes wit possum. Wot an ossum bocks ov possums.
WIN!!!!!
down heer in looeezeeanna, dis wood b a pikchur uv sundee dinnr! get owt teh beeeeg pot, mama!
Karen, U no mama nevver cookt no possums! Or mabbe u eated dem, butt not mee! HALP!!!!!
OMGWTFBBQFRIGGIN’POSSUMSAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am a FEARED of dem! Dey EATZ deh kittehs–dey eatz de BABEH possumz!! Possumz = teh EBILZ!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ***runs, hides, cries softly***
awww, dere, dere. teh baybee possumms are as scurred of u as u are of dem.
***sniff sniff*** Yah, shure, but I no gotz deh tinee needle-sharp tooffies like dey doze.
Doan beleev it!
Mai mom allus tole me dat teh spaidurs is moar skeert of me den ai is of tehm, but ais nebber seen a spaidur runnen skreemen owt of teh room ore climing on top of teh taybul an showting haaalp.
TROOOO! Dey runz at me all da taim. Ai haits dem! eevn mai mummee in da end sez, o yez, hau weerd, da spaiderz muss LAIK u! eeeeek
U needz 2 muve 2 Oztraylia. Our posims r teh kyootest! And I’m prittee shore that they r hurbivores. We haz moar problims wif teh kittehs eeting teh possims.
Ai wuz jus finkyn dat ‘OWR’ possimz r MUTCH kyootr hr in Oz. Sum r tynee too.
Yesm but in OZ you has biiiig buggies an snakes an udder tings dat are poysin. NOT WANT!
i cant believe this is still the newest one
Awww pore spongebob. Maiby u shood go jelifishing with Patrik 4 a wile and there wil b a nu wun wen u kome bak
Badger Badger
Badger Badger
Badger Badger
Badger Badger
Badger Badger
Badger Badger
Mushroom MUSHROOM!
mi fren Lenore fond a behbeh possum an naemeded it “Theodore” she kept it ina baffum fur awhil….useded to surize teh libing daylitez oawt ob sum peepulz wen ey went to uses it !!!
“Lenore !!!!! der’z sumin hissin in ur baffrum !!!”
Ai hedd behbeh Possum, too wen Ai waz leedle, butt it dieded. Beeg Possum komz own mai porsche eber nit nao lukking for gushie fud. Ai awfur it peat zah wun nite. butt it hizz at meh an’ wobblez awf.
funneh fing… datt wobbles iz fast as dey can goes. wun times our goggeh serprize da possem on da front porch. possem hunkered a sekkint, den wobbled orfs. i cud see him tellin self: “I am a speeding bullet…” yeh. he finks iz speedeh, butt iz more likes a wobbleh bowlin bawll frown by gramma.
oh IBK iz so nise to hab u an ur amazin sense of humur bak !!!!
“I am a speeding bullet” ai felled offn teh bed laffing…..
*goes off mutterin “I am a speeding bullet” to self…..*
i lurves u, salleh! glad 2 b da backs!!
what’s this? what’s this?
there are possums singing everywhere!
what’s this? what’s this?
no claws, no tails, no cats for me to care?
oh hearie, oh lookie!
what a heartwarming treat!
I made them a cookie
…but I ated it
HEY TURN OFFA DAT LITE WEZ SLEEPIN
An’ nao wii singz, “Hear, wii komz a’ Possuming!”
I don’t remember any version of 12 Days of Christmas that had the line ‘Nine possums screeching’.
Opossums are an acquired taste. They fit into the category which I like to call “It’s so ugly it’s cute”. I had an opossum once, we named it Marcy the marsupial, yes original we know. And as in the picture, when they’re this age (if I’m correct about the approximate age), they fit in the palm of your hand and are so anerable. So defenseless and make tiny hissing noises. Vedy cute.
omg dey is singing, keeyute
that’s the most frightening thing i’ve ever seen. in my life.
Reely? They must b skarier than I thort. I sor teh skariest thing of mi lif on Christmuss dai at mi sistr-in-lore’s plase. A big spyder, it loocked lik it wus 2 inchus akross, ran rite parst mi fut. I thort Shelob wus koming 2 get mee
oh noes…. teh scari iz ………..SNAKES 1111!!!!!!!
oh ai hates snakes….ifn ai’d been Eve, we’d stil be ina Gardun ob Eedun”
no snake cood EBBER getz close enuff to me to talkz me into anyfing !!!!
onct ai waz bisiting a fren hoo libbed WAY out ina boonies…..hadda use teh outhowse….at nite !!……an awn mi way…..wun ob teh “rootz” moveded !!!!!!!
ai setz a new an unbeetabul recurd fur teh “standin bakwerdz brode jumpz” 25 feetes…bakwerd …ina dark…..
stil holdz taht recurd to dis dai.!!!!!
U mus lede a berry shelturd laif.
Highly.
Dizturbing.
OK, who ordered the Jumbo Box O’Possums?
*heddesk*
am sad. we don’t get possums in teen-tiny ingerland.
*sniff*
But YOU have hedgehogs running wild, and we don’t….
Is enuff to gif me nitemares.
>.<
Possums not friendly.
Pikchoor uv behbeh possums= kyoot. But awl yer storees abowt possums maik me happeh I libs in teh sittee!
AWW!!
WOOK AT TEH KYOOTNESS!!
My daddie says taht tehy smell bad thogh.
pillows!
but dere iz onlee 9…
nine biters. nao we needs nine gawkers. an wun has ring on its tale.
u see wher i goin wif dis, rite…?
OK, i ben finking adn still kant figger it owt. Splanashun?
nine riders. nine walkers. one ring. Lord of the Rings.
k. guess i borked da joke up…
*sigh, sadleh luk outta winder. rainin. nuvver sigh.*
wuz funneyer in mah hedd…..
Noooes is FUnnee, akshully.
I thot it mite be frum LOTR but teh gawkerz trew me off.
clevuh, akshully. (you, not me)
I SEE NINE POSSUMS (picard sez)
mebbee teh tenth won tooked teh pikshure?
we has lolpossms heer in Misery. Dey DO steenk, ai tinks cuz dey eetz ennyting dey fines. Dey com to bak porsche and eet teh fud ai putz 4 teh wyl kittehs. Ai thot dey mite byte on teh kittehs if boffs ov dem come at same tyme to eet. Dey ar BEEG lolpossm as well as BEEG lolcoons (45 lbs!) in mai nayberhud. Ai tries to lyk awl critters, butt lolpossms r NAWT nize varmints. Lolcoons mayk mess on patio, 2.
Dis pitchur kyute unles u noes how lolpossm can bees! Ai has to agree, bes lolpossm iz rodekylz lolpossm….sawry….
Mai layt husban wuz hunter; he hunt EBBERYthing, but ai tols him, no lolpossm or lolcoon bringing hom to nom, cuz ai won’t kuk that varmint meet! Ai has receipees for dem butt nebber want to kuk teh varmints. Husban passed on 8 yrs ago, and no moore wyld gaym fur mee. Ai huntz at grocery store naow.
wen sumwun suggest i nom da wild stuff, i says:
“groceries come properly wrapped in plastic. no thank you.”
nawt rappt in shurt. not lyin on tawp ob truk. not swimmin in bukkit. (poor lolrus. dey benn usin ur bukkit 4 fishin an u nawt eben getz WUN fishie…) fud come in plastik.
I ordered a case of Scotch, and this is what they send me?…
No liks possums, opossums or lolpossums. Dirty, noisy, stinky, mangey, diseez ridled, beady-eyed, bald-tailed gutter ratz!!!!! Dey cum intuh mah bakyard an dig up mah garden, knocks over teh trash and scares mah kittehs. I goz out der an chase tem but dey fals over play ded, IM NOT STOOPID YOU DUM AMINAL, I saw “OVER TEH HEDGE” an I noz it all an act. I give you sumtin to say Rosebud over pal, boy I tell ya what!!!! NOW GIT!!!!!
possums seems ta has bery bery BAD pr agents, frum dese commentitudes of peeps what lives wif dem. Ise nebber seed one, so don’t no butt teh luk like mutant rats ta meh.
well u gotta admitz …….dis has beed wun ob our mostest interestin freds…..
too bad no wun can fink ob how dey feelz abot teh subjek….
and no stories needer……
bedder luk nexty time ……
izzit still opposite day?
We livs in county. Iz nice! We make porch for kittehs in spring, but now they stays in. Sometimes possum checks out trash cans and kittehs watch out french dors. Possum mostly polite if you polite. If put lids on cans, iz no mess. Just duz rounds, looks for fud. And kittehs lik to think they all baddd, watchin out from dorz an trash talkin from where they warm an safe.
That’s oddly cute. How bizarre.
Yay, my picture made it to the front page
CONGRATUMACATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opossums are NOT CUTE.
*seethe*
K…. heer wii goes…… guess whut??? jus guess……
k… I’ll tell yu….
POSSUM IN DA GARAGE!!1! QWIK – GET IN DA HOWSE!!
Noe kiddin….. ran rite obber mai toes an is hidin in mai gardenen stuffs!!
*jumps onna step tu door*
Help!! Haow du ai gets hims owt??!?
Nitemarez. I haz dem nao. kkthxlotz.
*hidez undur covurrrs*
ohh.. oh my. dere earz looks lyk clamshells. also, dey looks full of hates n’ hungry for human fleshes.
DO NOT WANT status.
Dey Makes Kitty Scared! O_O
Dey Be Cute.. In A Scarey Way…
Mefinks Dey Are Screamink… =O
TeeHeeHee =D xxx
TOOOOOO SCARRRYYYYY! SCARRY MOUTH’SES! SCARRY EYESSESSS! i DO NOT LIKE! DO NOT WANT!!!! MAKE ME WANT TO CRY ‘CAUSE i SEEN DAT!
OH NOES!! Jan 1 = HAPPY POSSUM DAY!!! :O
That’s the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks, now I won’t be able to sleep…
That is a passel of possums…
opossa
AHH da possums, dey is takin overs!!!1
Pwesenting Da Possum Famiwy Singers
(not to be confused with th Partridge Famiwy ……)
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
CHRIST – MAS, CHRIST – MAS!
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
CHRIST – MAS, CHRIST – MAS!
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
CHRIST – MAS, CHRIST – MAS!
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
PRESENTS! PRESENTS! OHHHH, ALL THE PRESENTS!!