Comments on: Alfred Hitchcock presents

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 01 May 2009 04:53:09 +0000

Thank you for the answer. My curiosity would have suffered, otherwise. But a tree? My honeysuckle is a vine. ??
Saunters off to check The Net!

By: Richie

Richie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:19:33 +0000

the caption should be ” First crows now this?”

By: tim Swyzen

tim Swyzen — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:31:37 +0000

we needz elevens firefiterz quick!!!

By: Tommy

Tommy — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:12:35 +0000

o sry, did u want some birds?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:02:25 +0000

Ai hab copee dat cud maight be put ub fur dopshun tu a furrebber home.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:37:53 +0000

Dai awl buzy kleenin da splorches. Dis fred iz soooo fun-knee from root to branch dat da CCC can’t keep up an be needin da bakup.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:34:10 +0000

Dis zacktly what Iz alweighs hopin to fine. Kittehs grow on trees? Dis an embareesment ob da riches. Dips on firstest (whoops) Dips on not secnd choosin ob da kittehs.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:56:44 +0000

THIS PIX IS JUST PLAIN CREEPY!

By: Sue

Sue — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:08:59 +0000

Well, I never saw this photo before and I think it’s just the kind of wonderfully funny lift I needed.

Serious answer about the photo: This is a honeysuckle tree, and the cats are perched like that because honeysuckle is every bit as potent a kitty-drug as catnip (even more, to some cats). I’ve seen multiple cats perched in my own honeysuckle tree, stoned and happy, and higher than the proverbial kite.

By: anom

anom — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:36:02 +0000

shouldn’t that be alfred hitchcat?

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:46:28 +0000

a few yeers bak teh beebeesea amerikas had an ad wif de french lektur on sheep aircraft (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jC7NKkjCe0) wif teh tag “if ur gurlfren tink dis is funneh, marry her.” sound advis dat.

By: Plobes

Plobes — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:44:06 +0000

I r skeered uv dees kittehs

deyz makin me uncomftibbuls

wots if dey swoopz downz wl at onss and gowge our eyeses owt?

and hows cud dat triee holdz so moosh kitteh-wayt?

By: Bloostokking

Bloostokking — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:23:57 +0000

Iz a purr-simmon tree, mebbe?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:19:13 +0000

srsly, i had a cat in loosiana what wud ketch teh batz rite out ob teh air. SRSLY

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:17:42 +0000

Kittehz in Treez.
Umbrella saylz skyrawkett.
Film atz ellebbun!

Straynjj fennawminawm.
No wun knoez wie Kittehz habz
muved up, butz dey havvd!

Syenntistz awayt
nexxt step in ebbollooshun.
Kittehz billdeeng nesstz

Jack.

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:07:33 +0000

Here’s a scene from Hitchcock’s new movie, which is the second in his “Food Chain” trilogy!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:03:56 +0000

i remembers Monty Python wen I wuz a kid becauz tehy used sware werds on broadkast televishun (nott kable) and showd naked ladie pics because our PBS public televizhen station did not censer it. i was like “whoaa…”

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:34:01 +0000

Wood u stop it with teh puns?
oh wait, what did i just wright?
AAAAAAAAAUUUGHH!!!

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:05:24 +0000

dey’z loawtz an loawtz ob sircuses stuff obber awn utube…ai waz gigglin at der antikz a few nites ago….

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:00:36 +0000

*heddesk*

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:59:19 +0000

Yes! I useded to hab dat buk, too, dont know where it is now. But I bemember it began, “When I was a very young kotteb. . .”

Cat-like typing detected.

(Mah furst kitteh, Midnight, wuz varry gud at teh silent miaow.)

By: Kat H.

Kat H. — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:49:59 +0000

Oar att lees teh milks frum teh coaws dat awl ov shees b mikling! . . .

Hehehe

By: Summer

Summer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:19:52 +0000

OMG, yessss!!! Ai groo up watchin’ Montee Pythonz Flyin’ Sirkuz wif mai Mom and Dad. Mom dint rillee get into it, but Dad did an’ as I got older I unnerstood moar an’ moar. Laffed owrselvz sillee ober it, we did.

Must hav MP festival soon!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:10:16 +0000

Concatulashuns on yer noo job, salleh, an menny gud luks findin a noo home! Keep us up to date!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:07:39 +0000

Sez Me Street FTW!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:06:13 +0000

I cant heer nuttin over teh sound uv mai laffter! Dis be teh funniestest thred I has ebber seen on ICHC. Sum peeps juss gotz no sense of hoomer.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:04:33 +0000

Cud dey hab blowed upder in de lazt big storm?

By: Gober

Gober — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:03:00 +0000

It are indeed a beyoot.
We had a MP movie marafon nawt so long ago but its been ages sins we watched teh flying sirkusses. Mus fine tiem to watch dem agin…

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:59:42 +0000

Ebber?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:58:13 +0000

Seemed tumee alodda peepl wur habin alodda phun wid diz photo, noo or auld.

By: Gober

Gober — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:57:05 +0000

Pythons FTW!

Aldow to be fayr, kittehs hav mutch better perching powers den sheeps, cors of awl teh pointee bits

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:54:32 +0000

LOL!

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:52:44 +0000

Monty Pyhun FTW wun ob mi faborite rooteenz !!!!

me an mi sistah Katy useded to do dis wun a laowt……

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:48:48 +0000

i keep peak-can bak heer to ICHC an eye can safely say yUs is nutz…will-ow it fir now, tho.

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:48:45 +0000

oh fank u July !!! ai is bery frilled…..noaw jest gotta fine a plase to lib……lik ai sed, werk werk werk …..

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:44:19 +0000

{{{{{{{{ JAZZZZ HANZ !!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

‘K u gottem….

By: Anukki

Anukki — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:38:04 +0000

Mebbeh teh plan is tu putz a bell upon teh goggie?

By: Anukki

Anukki — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:36:51 +0000

But whum amung us will be teh diktayter-foar-lief, and whum shall be teh presydent and furst tyger?

By: amazonian

amazonian — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:31:16 +0000

Dat’s wat I thott 2! Wat goggie haz all dem kittehs treed? Must haf sum big teef!

By: amazonian

amazonian — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:27:20 +0000

I fink dey shood haf stopd throwin moar kittehs up der to get de ferst won down. Dey just gets stuk!

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:25:34 +0000

- ai sai, those r kittehs rn’t dey?
- ar.
- yes, yes of course, ai tawt so…only…er wai r dey up in teh trees?
- a fair quesjun an won dat in reecent weeks has been much on mai mind. it’s mai conseedered opinyon dat dey’re nestin.
- nestin?
- ar.
- laik birds?
- ar. zactly. birds is teh key to teh whole problim. it’s mai beleef dat dese kittehs r laborin’ unda teh misapprehenshun dat dey’re birds. obsurv dare behavyur. tak fur a start the kittehs’ tendancee to ‘op bout teh yard on dare bak legs. naoi witness dare tempts to flai frum tree to tree. notice dat dey donut so much flai as plummet. observ fur zample dat kat in dat oak tree. she is clearlee tryin ta teach her kitteh to flai. talk bout teh blind leadin teh blind.
- but wai do dey tink dey’re birds?
- nuther fair questshun. one ting is fur shur; a kitteh is nawt a creechur of teh air. dey have normous diffykultee in teh comparativlee simpull act of perchin. (crash) as u see. as for flight, its bodee is totallee unadapted to teh problims of aviashun. trubl is, kittehs r veree dim. once dey get an idea in dare heds, dar’s no shiftin it.
- but ware did dey get teh idea frum?
- from harold. he’s dat kitteh dare ovah unda teh elm. he’s dat most dangerous of aneemals, a clevah kitteh. he’s teh ring-leader. he has reelized dat a kitteh’s life kahnzits of bein kept inna yard n a house fur yeers an yeers an bein put ta sleep wen its old. and dat’s a depressin prospekt fur an ambitious kitteh. he’s patently hit on teh ideah of escape.
- well wai doan u jus get rid of harold?
- cause of teh normous commershul possebilitees shud he sukseed.

By: Summer

Summer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:25:06 +0000

Acorn burl-ee stand awl de punz! Ai wood bough owt ob diz thred if it wuzn’t so funnee!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:54:04 +0000

The rare cat tree grows only in places where there are an abundance of cheezburgers.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:52:20 +0000

partrij was in tree… but we eated it.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:45:57 +0000

Dunt werrie abaot us – yoo werk when yoo has to. Yoo know we will unnderstand. Indeed, arn’t we supposed to be shouting frum tiem to time – Yo – Salleh – get to werk!?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:43:08 +0000

moar fun too bat around?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:41:44 +0000

Nope – nawt out yet! LOLZ!!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:36:45 +0000

heh, heh…so dat’s wear kitteh’s kome frome?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:33:39 +0000

tee, hee, heee!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:31:02 +0000

necks chapter: Catz in palm-treez!!!