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The Cats
whom grows in teh trees in Canadia
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: coley
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Wagch out, Tippi Hedrinse!
dees be especial catwing cats- will fly awai soon….
momcat
Ursula K. LeGuin FTW!!!1! Wun of mah favrite riters.
I will go owt on a lim and say dese kittehs, dey tired of staying on teh grownd. Dey wants to branch owt.
Mebbe dey b resurgchen dere fambily tree!
Yes! Den, dey gonna pak dere trunks to bisit all teh noo fambly dey fownded. I tink dey be leaving soon.
I dinks tehy go in dere noo Toyolola Scion!
yU’s sooo Fun-knee, D. noo yeer’s kumin’–tyme too tern ober a noo leef!!!
w00t!
Ai tink yu is awl barkin up teh rong tree wit taht theeree. Itz plane to cedar teh kittehs is jus larch-in abowt
Bud I finks dey B pining four deer lubbed wons.
Oak-ay, yoo be fasterer!
eye wood knot say dat–yU poasted b4 mii on one.
Dey be pining for der old frends.
yesh–dat’s teh poplar ‘pinyon ‘roun heer.
Ai’m chessnut shur waht yoo meen bai that. Butt taht’s oak-a.
daon wrry, Janet, wii walnut hold it against yU
Yoo butternut.
Oak-kay, if yU pre-fir.
Acorn burl-ee stand awl de punz! Ai wood bough owt ob diz thred if it wuzn’t so funnee!
Beech ya tuit
lyfe’s a beech, aint it?
OR
lyfe’s a birch, aint it?
*GRRRRRROOOOAAAANNNNNNNN*
*fasepaw*
poplar opinon says we al outta our trees
occashunalli ….poplur opinun gertz it rite !!!
Iz had too much water, no litterbox in site, anybody got a pee-can?
Nope - nawt out yet! LOLZ!!!!
i keep peak-can bak heer to ICHC an eye can safely say yUs is nutz…will-ow it fir now, tho.
*heddesk*
*hedfloor*
hed to palm
necks chapter: Catz in palm-treez!!!
I fink dey shood haf stopd throwin moar kittehs up der to get de ferst won down. Dey just gets stuk!
LOL!
Wood u stop it with teh puns?
oh wait, what did i just wright?
AAAAAAAAAUUUGHH!!!
lulz
On teh twelff dei of krismas mai trulove got comfuusd.
An gots me twelve kittehs inna pear tree.
teh 12 daze of Christmaus:
Yore doin it rong!
Dis ony turd dai ov Crissmus. Teh kittehs day cannawt cownt!
Or mebbe dey up dere to ketch teh Frenches henz. That b wai tehy luk so sleke an satizfieded!
an roun an fatt!
wif sugar on teh top?
maypull sirup!
heehee…mai hubzbind gettid maypul surrup fr Crismus…en sum waffl mix en a big fancee waffl iyern! nomnomnomnomnom
whut tyme’s B-fast?
Yeps! Dey iz after teh French hens an teh colly birds an teh partridge an teh swans an teh milk frum teh milkmayds!
Oar att lees teh milks frum teh coaws dat awl ov shees b mikling! . . .
Hehehe
partrij was in tree… but we eated it.
Wii lubs two luuk down on yU –Huemonsz!
ICHC, this is the beginning of the end. This has to be the umpteenth old, old photo I’ve seen re-captioned and still somehow voted to the front page. Produce some original content, or leave Caturday to 4chan.
CK
hummm….*lukz roun…*
did u (cheezfrenz) guise heer anyfing ???????
ai thot ai heered sumwun b******** abot ole pitturez!
but taht coodn’t be…….we AWL habin a grand ole tyme wif dis pitture…….
aza madder ob fak…….ai been waitin to sees diz wun ona big page onli seed it awn teh votin pag…….
an it iz a winnah!!
(wishes ai newed teh stori behine it……an doze r beey fin luking branshes to be holein awl doze kittehz !!!)
Wot entaitelment!!! Es lolcats nawt free enturtanement? Sum pipples needz lesuns in mannurz.
hi salleh,
the only thing i heard was the sound of all of our paws hitting our heads, our heads hitting our desks, or our butts hitting the floor from falling out of our chairs from laughing so hard.
high five me my giant jazz hand friend!
{{{{{{{{ JAZZZZ HANZ !!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
‘K u gottem….
I cant heer nuttin over teh sound uv mai laffter! Dis be teh funniestest thred I has ebber seen on ICHC. Sum peeps juss gotz no sense of hoomer.
Rude Kitteh sez PPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH
Seemed tumee alodda peepl wur habin alodda phun wid diz photo, noo or auld.
Well, I never saw this photo before and I think it’s just the kind of wonderfully funny lift I needed.
Serious answer about the photo: This is a honeysuckle tree, and the cats are perched like that because honeysuckle is every bit as potent a kitty-drug as catnip (even more, to some cats). I’ve seen multiple cats perched in my own honeysuckle tree, stoned and happy, and higher than the proverbial kite.
No, no, no, dat’s knot whut eye meens bye “catbird”!!!!
It’s a BURD!!! Feathers, naut furr!
Relative ob teh mockingbird, yU know–
*shakes hed*
Yer killin’ mii wiff awl yore maukin’, yU know–killin’ mii!1!
Kittehs sittin in teh catbird seat?
It’s beginning too look a lot lyke Crissmas–
catz on ebery branch….
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 kitteh kats caym
To teh kitteh kat picnic
In a tree howse
But witowt teh howse
Errr…
Sez Me Street FTW!
parking of car under dis here tree…do not want!!!1!
omg dis is my furst thot!
Ebber?
*heddesk*