Yus. iz spycee on de tung. owi.

u catched teh hole flabor ob teh ICHC site an our frenz…..

berry berry gud werk……ai’d taek mi hat off ifn ai wore wun…..

neber 4 have I felt sucha kinsheep
wif poetz an partiers an all things felineship

frum harbles an gushifud an nites hoo sai “Ni!”
too resipees 4 a scrumshus martini

is sum sorta doofus hoo don wanna lern
new languij, ovver kustums, an how teh whirld tourns

ai’v lernt moar bout Haikoo an fizikx an ‘natomy
tehn evar wuz taut in eny acadamee

teh pixures – so lol-ful – r teh icingon caek
teh winningist prize is teh Cheezfrens we maek

frenz hoo will prai if u need 2 find wurk
an yellat teh trollies hoo callz u a jerk

frenz hoo’l mop up ur braynz wen tehy splort
frenz hoo’l miss u wehn ur time with tehm’s short

frenz hoo can git conseps ov Bridjes an meadoes
an shaer teers at teh passing ov 4-footed fellowz

how can owtsiderz think tehy wone lub
peeps taht’ll danse at teh drop ov a glub?

ai don klame 2 have ansers or reesuns or scuses;
I tahnk Ceiling Cat ai considur mysef 1 ov youses!

oopz ai mixed mi mobies up ….

*blushes an runz awai an hidez*

I been teeched my Wize A** ways to two more genne…Genere…sets of boichilds too! I does contributed to WizeA** Int’l !

I writes Wize A** poetries too !

i fine! hads 2 dew lotsa stuffs. missed mah frenz. tried 2 luk at wurk, butt frayed ov da innappropriet use ob innerwebs. i needs mah jobb…

how r u?? i did sees u have da denntil wurks dun. i so berry happeh bout dat. i wurries wen teefs nawt gud. an i wurries were u is and whats yur doin.

***smoo***

oh wate til teh odder fine out …….wwe waz jest wonderin wher u waz !!!! so glad to seees u !!!! we missesed u so mush ……

so glad ur bak !!! how r u ???? and ya we waza the talwky wunz wazzznt we ????

(nuffin new der !)

which mai eggsplane whi ai do getz a loawt of glazeded starez and “whuts” out der.!!!!

wen ai sai “ai hab found mi plase” ai reely meen it…..(noawt to saqy taht teh odder cheezpeeps dont reely meen it mindz u) ai jest meen ai hab been in dis pase awl along…..ai dont hab mees onli salleh….an sally an sarah…..

diggin miself in heer pretti deep…..noaw ai dont noes whut ai am sayin !!!!

nuffin rare der !

Ai luff mai – what doo we cawl ar real life peepl vs ar ICHC peepl? Just taht, ai spose. But ai doo lov mai real lief peepl verree much – and they ar also funneh and wunderful. But tehre is a differunce.

but taht liddle pinkie tung ! teh behbeh bunniez!, teh growed up popple….
oh my goodnesssess tehy r so cyute…..

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!.

1) teh gazeded ober stare, sumtymes aqccumpinkeed bi “whut?”

2) jest teh “whut???”

an den boaff ob tehese reakshunz followeded by qwik chanj ob conbersashun…..

An iz hard cause mi saniti haz loawng b3en in qwestun bi miny peepulz hoo noes me…..*sigh*

but iz OK……u guise “getz” me !!!!!!! an ob corse ai “getz ” u !!!!

ain’t it grand !!!

ai haz been reedin KKK (izzat a gud idear fur a set ob inishusz?) an ai fink we deelin wiff a wize a** heer..

gud ! we kan allus use anodder wize a** round heer……we gotz punsterz an werd playerz an improv peepulz an stori tellerz…..an a few smarti aleckz…..but we dont gotz a loawt ob wize a*****

Janet sez……mi edumacashun….let me showz u it !

I love how perfect the picture is. The bunny really looks like he just hurt his tongue, and the hedgehog looks like he’s looking at the bunny with a questioning look, like “o.e?”.

{{{cheezfrenz}}}

As fur sharin ICHC wif teh fambly an frenz, I is greedy like seaglol–Mine!mine!mine! I iz teh offishal cheez junkie in mah howse, an teh rest of em wudnt unnerstand. Mah hubz (hoo turend meh on to dis site) onlee luks at teh pics an skips teh comments. Mah kidz reed teh comments sometimes, and sometimes us sez fings like “oh noes!” an “nom nom nom” (Xmas cookies!) but I is teh reel fan. Teh good fing is, I can use lolspeak wif teh pets an nobuddy finks its strange: “Buddy, u iz teh pest! U wants teh cookie? Ok, but no can has cat fud!”

hedgehoggle: why yoo nommin meh? yoo iz urbivor!!