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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hedgelol is gibben bunneh da ebbil eye
I tink hedgelol is tinkin ob gibben bunneh sumting moar dan da ebbil eye!
Then bunneh can gibs hims a present…
pebbles frum heaven.
Deez tern intu Eezer eggs ef u keep em an plan em.
Lenny Hedgehog sez, “teh doktor sez I’m naught apoast two git ebbil in my i!”
(”ore pudding”)
Lenny Hedgehog iz war heeroh. thar be a lot of buzz round Lenny Hedgehog. plz no tell anywun how Lenny Hedgehog livs.
But bunny is gibben hedgelol a razberreh.
hedgelol wud prefur blackberry…..
momcat
hedjhawg is impotent bizness-hawg, awn teh moov? Or has bizzi soshall lyf mebbee?
hedgelol sais too bunneh…
wutchoo fink…iz a snickers barr…??!!
den hedgelol luks ebbil summoar….
nd sez if ur tung b teh hurtz, iz nawt mah problim!.
hedgeloloz doo tend ta fink dat wai…
Bunny: THPPPPPPPPPP!
Hedgehog: WATCHOO talkin bout Willis?
I think bunny might be the young major pleh, when he was but
( ready for it ? )
… calling private PLEH
*teh nite b-4 Chrismass alternat ending*
Whutchoo tawkin’ ’bout Ebberywon?!!
Hahahaha!!
hmmmm, dat’s EZ fur yU too say!
darn u stabby!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted 2 b furst!!!!!!!
oh kwazy, u is so phunneh! u blong on lyfejurnuls, to blogs about da pains!
Happy Hollibeetus Chum!
eh-
don wurry bout it kwazy- iz moar important two beez phunny den to beez fursty….
no reel priz fur fursty, lotza burgerz fur phunny-
sum of uz beenz round loong timz neber beenz fursty-
no beegz deal, much mor inerestin bein phunny……
momcat
wise wurds momcat.btw,i wuz jokin’
datz gud two heer-
wuldnt wantz sumbudi bein madz unlolz bi ICHC…..
momcat
Maed “unlolz” – a hole noo consept!
“Ai weep, foar yoo has unlolzeded mee.”
oh dat’s bery featricle….an litererarrish…….FTW !
Janet sez……mi edumacashun….let me showz u it !
paynful noms :-[
been eaten shooldn hert lyke dis!!!
U kud atleest giv meh a break!! I are a NOOB,a damn kid wif no life,and i haf an dad who iz old skool!!!
Iz troo, deer KWAZYKATLADY, ai think yoo ar a NOOB, foar ai hav nawt seen yur nayme befoar – haz yoo been lurking, oar did yoo just “jump in?”
An ar yoo reelee just a kid wif an old skool dad???? Wehn yoo DO get into teh “tawp spawt,” remember nawt to shout “furst.” but to taek teh tiem to say sumthing reesonablee clefur. Yoo may lose teh spawt – but taht iz way bedder tahn maeking a “lame” commint.
mAYBE Kwazy juz haz a diff. since ob huemor? (wii awl kwazy in R own way!)
wazza NOOB……oh ai fink ai jest figgureded it oawt….a noobie huh????
ai haz been reedin KKK (izzat a gud idear fur a set ob inishusz?) an ai fink we deelin wiff a wize a** heer..
gud ! we kan allus use anodder wize a** round heer……we gotz punsterz an werd playerz an improv peepulz an stori tellerz…..an a few smarti aleckz…..but we dont gotz a loawt ob wize a*****
wize a** is bettern a dum a**, saiz I.
sum ob us wize a** lurk , and some ob us betend to be jes poemsters, and SUM ob uz Wise A** hab menny plazes where we spreds our Wize A** remarkings all ober de place, but ME, Iaie jest duz wize A** ebbry weres I goes, Makes alla peeps laff or yell!!
I been teeched my Wize A** ways to two more genne…Genere…sets of boichilds too! I does contributed to WizeA** Int’l !
I writes Wize A** poetries too !
Dunno wher KrazyKatLady cums frum…ef nod us of a, mebbe nod no dat KKK iz berry bad inishals fur soem ub uz.
Ai waznt ser eff u wer speekin fur yerself ur fur de bunneh.
JAJEH – nao taht yoo menshun it, ai’m nawt shur either.
hedgies has more poyntee ens dan kittehs.
hedgies are jus short uv bein wun big pointy end
awl sept de lil nosey an feetsies.
and da sawft litl bellee!
an dey belliez
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/lolhog/
Nebber med a wabbit dat kums wid tootpicks befur!
us vegan-anyumulols ushully doan needz to pik owt R teefs!
Wot abowt spinnich? Taht dam stuff gets ebbereewher!
whut? whut ’bouts dem pee-cans? sach hews? carrot peeces? apple s? humph
PREPARE URSELF 4 DA RASPBERRY OF DEATH HEDGEHAWG!!!!!!
bleh…it dun *taste* like choklut…
Oh noe
I wuz eetin stuf off da lawn
Den wut happind?
http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278
Teh sorce.
I went der butt fownd no hedgelol.
http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/pcat/140363/display/8841155
Finally found it.
menny gud pichers there. luvs barnowl. but mebbe not lolpic.
Finally found it here:
fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/pcat/140363/display/8841155
Fanks, Woodchuck!
Fanks to Morgan! I wooden hav node war to luk wifout Morgan!
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
WHAT is yur faborite flavr?
holy grail referenz?
Ni!
knights ub…..
momcat
BRING MII A SHRUBERLOL-Y
aw, he’s jus’ a little beater…..AGGGH! Run Awaaaayy!
be afrade, ….be berry afrade….
oopz ai mixed mi mobies up ….
*blushes an runz awai an hidez*
“Watership Down,” anyone?
Zorn! zorn!
oh noes!!! Hazel haz gon tharn!
Oh slug o moon oh slug o moon . ..
bunny just trying to leverij his hedj-hog fund. return on asset no gud.
dat was da smartestest comment iz evar lol’d at!
nom noms hurte tong adn teef. lolz
U onwee hurtz teh wons u lub.
dis iz goana hurtz mii moar dan itz gonna hert yU.
Hauw du hedjhawgs mak luv? Veri karefully.
virtually?
Bunneh sais “U gonna needz a noo condishuner.”
“N, BTW, ur hare duzzn’t smell terriffic”
naut my fawlt–my stoopy shampoos and konditioner gotted intoo a fite in Adam Sandler’s bubble baff an boff ob dem died.
OT–Halp! I iz lookin fur teh thread ware stend wuz askin about teh caption contest. Dere wuz wun an it wuz here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/caption-contest-001-winner/
Dere wuz spose to be anodder wun “reel soon,” an dat wuz las June. Mebbe reel soon in teh geologickle time?
BRILLYUNT!! WELL DUN!
There ar a coupla thingz reelee interesting heer. Furst – everywun hoo has nawt seen “Bunways Airlines” must go – it iz the pikchure just befoar (or after – eneway – yoo will see it)
An second – some ov the comminz were reelee intersting.
A. Tehy talk ov awl ov uz getting buttonz and waring tehm at awl tiems – so we cud recognize eech otter when se sees wun. Gud idea, ai think!
B. Tehy talk about awl ov their frenz hoo ar funneh an liek kittehs – but do nawt care fur this playce an luk at tehm stranjlee when they talk about it.
Tihs happenz to mee awl teh tiem. Hao can this bee? Wai do ai luv it heer so much an my otter frenz an relativs – hoo SHUD liek it – don’t. Oh, sum luk at teh pikshures, but nawt wun reeds the comminz. Even tho ai trai to xplayn.
Ai guess we awl ar sum hao – speshul.
Yes, but think of the benefits. Could you just kick back and say whatever if you thought your family might drop by and read it? I don’t say anything I would be ashamed of, but the thought that my son or hubby was reading over my comments would definitely put a hitch in my git along. It is like trying to have a phone conversation in a room with other people hearing your side of it. Nothig really wrong, but I always end up finishing the conversation sooner than I would if I was alone.
D Marie – yoo ar so rite. Teh mee – teh Janet taht is heer, iz nawt a Janet taht moast peepl see. So yes, it wud probablee put a beeg damper awn mai – spontaneitee? Altho ai, too – well, ai don’t think ai hav sayed enething ai wud nawt . . .hmmmm.
At Krismuss, ai tried to reed lolcatburlars “God Rest Ye Merree Gentlemen (Keep asking nicely, Happicat)” to mai famblee, but got no further tahn the furst verse and they was awl staring blanklee at mee. Of corse, to them, it maed no sense whatsoever!
An what momcat says is just rite, too. Wee awl seem to hav the compleet pakaj ov common interests. And there ar, apparentlee, reelee nawt taht menee ov us in teh werld.
We sings teh Happicat carol lots at mai hows! Mai dotter has bin praktisin “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” on teh piano, an I lyks teh werds lolcatburglar rote MUSH moar tahn teh reel werds.
then maybee ai shud just sing away happilee to maiself and ignore teh blank stares! Duz your dotter liek them bedder, too?
HI ebberywun…sorri to getz heer so late fur diz mostest interestin diskushun……ai hab runneded into teh same fing…..tri-ing to splane dis plase to aniwun…….getz me wun ob 2 reakshunz..
1) teh gazeded ober stare, sumtymes aqccumpinkeed bi “whut?”
2) jest teh “whut???”
an den boaff ob tehese reakshunz followeded by qwik chanj ob conbersashun…..
An iz hard cause mi saniti haz loawng b3en in qwestun bi miny peepulz hoo noes me…..*sigh*
but iz OK……u guise “getz” me !!!!!!! an ob corse ai “getz ” u !!!!
ain’t it grand !!!
Salleh – it iz indeed grand. Ai think ov teh purrson (ai can’t remembere hoo nao) hoo recentlee sayed “I”m Home!! Ai hav found mai peepl.
Ai luff mai – what doo we cawl ar real life peepl vs ar ICHC peepl? Just taht, ai spose. But ai doo lov mai real lief peepl verree much – and they ar also funneh and wunderful. But tehre is a differunce.
teh fing iz Janet……taht eggcept fur mi speeling….(whiches in reel ife izzin TAHT muches bedder !!) ai is pretti muches teh saem pursun heer an ooawt inn a whirld…
which mai eggsplane whi ai do getz a loawt of glazeded starez and “whuts” out der.!!!!
wen ai sai “ai hab found mi plase” ai reely meen it…..(noawt to saqy taht teh odder cheezpeeps dont reely meen it mindz u) ai jest meen ai hab been in dis pase awl along…..ai dont hab mees onli salleh….an sally an sarah…..
diggin miself in heer pretti deep…..noaw ai dont noes whut ai am sayin !!!!
nuffin rare der !
@ D Marie : speaking of which, how’s the pool boy? are you ringing in the new years in monaco again this year?
I think cheez got swamped with entrys last time, and then the winner was semi ungrateful (I could be confused about the 2nd part)
D Marie is so lucky! Mah pool boy quit after seeing meh in mah baving suite–or mebbe it war teh floofy swim cap. . .
As fur sharin ICHC wif teh fambly an frenz, I is greedy like seaglol–Mine!mine!mine! I iz teh offishal cheez junkie in mah howse, an teh rest of em wudnt unnerstand. Mah hubz (hoo turend meh on to dis site) onlee luks at teh pics an skips teh comments. Mah kidz reed teh comments sometimes, and sometimes us sez fings like “oh noes!” an “nom nom nom” (Xmas cookies!) but I is teh reel fan. Teh good fing is, I can use lolspeak wif teh pets an nobuddy finks its strange: “Buddy, u iz teh pest! U wants teh cookie? Ok, but no can has cat fud!”
I agrees wit joo, DMarie. I wud not wants mai frenz & famblee to reed mai posts here, juss cuz dey wud tinks I are teh krazy. Dey is wunnderful peeps, but dey wud not unnerstan. Wit mai cheezfrenz, I can show mai silly side.
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
Liek Jerry’s kidz speshul?
wallllll…….
I iz especial ed almos techa……..
I finks awl ub us hear haz cupla lubz dat notz two commen
lubz pun-ny
lubz kittehz (n goggies…)
lubz playin wif language
lubz collectn liddle odd infomashion fings- lik awl ub princess bride
(don tellz nobuddi) I finkz weez kinda smart, noez lotsza stufff…..
pluz weiz awl probli liddle tech’d inda head (tech’d= touched, kantz mak it com outz right…..)
momcat
Akshullee, taht wuzn’t quite what ai had in mind! LOLZ!
Clarificashun – ai wuz replying to Romeow, nawt momcat.
I hab only comminted here mebbe wunce er twice. I reed de commints a lot, doe. I hab tried to esplain dis pwace to sum peepoes, an nobuddy gets it. Parently I hab too heds, judjin by de reackshuns.
I yam bery useta dis kinda langwedge doe. Yeers ago I wuz on a msg bored an it wuz bery sim..simul…bery mutch wike de lolcat-speek. Wuz yorkie-dawg owners, awl bery smawt an phunny wimmen. O, an wun guy. I attemtid to esplain that to menny peepoes to. Parently I had too heds bak den two!
Ennyways. De bun and de hedgiepig wook wike twins! Awmost.
how weird is dat- funnee tawkin peeps wif yorkies? dey mus haf 3 heds
spatial…yes indeedy
Eff U don git teh lolcat speek
U mus B sum kine ofreek!
neber 4 have I felt sucha kinsheep
wif poetz an partiers an all things felineship
frum harbles an gushifud an nites hoo sai “Ni!”
too resipees 4 a scrumshus martini
is sum sorta doofus hoo don wanna lern
new languij, ovver kustums, an how teh whirld tourns
ai’v lernt moar bout Haikoo an fizikx an ‘natomy
tehn evar wuz taut in eny acadamee
teh pixures – so lol-ful – r teh icingon caek
teh winningist prize is teh Cheezfrens we maek
frenz hoo will prai if u need 2 find wurk
an yellat teh trollies hoo callz u a jerk
frenz hoo’l mop up ur braynz wen tehy splort
frenz hoo’l miss u wehn ur time with tehm’s short
frenz hoo can git conseps ov Bridjes an meadoes
an shaer teers at teh passing ov 4-footed fellowz
how can owtsiderz think tehy wone lub
peeps taht’ll danse at teh drop ov a glub?
ai don klame 2 have ansers or reesuns or scuses;
I tahnk Ceiling Cat ai considur mysef 1 ov youses!
Berry wunnerfull much!
Take a Bow! U earned it!
datz wunnerfullnesses ….ai jest “faboriteded ” it to memeber fur allus…..
u catched teh hole flabor ob teh ICHC site an our frenz…..
berry berry gud werk……ai’d taek mi hat off ifn ai wore wun…..
I bow at yer feetz, Jennifffuurr! Dat wuz teh bestestest poem I has ebber red! (wit awl doo respek to Jack Deth– he iz full uv win as well!) I are gonna print dis out an hang it in my padded cell– I meen cubicle. I donut care if hoomans tink I are teh krazy!
how weird is dat- funnee tawkin peeps wif yorkies? dey mus haf 3 heds…
hmmmm luks like i repeeted mysef
Ai been doin dat awl day – too mush terkey. *burp*
Oh – SJ – yur bak!! in fine form. LOLZ!!
I gots juss wun ting to say – PLEH
WHOA… U r NAWT mai mommeh!
Bunneez needs to learn diffrence between sharp chedder and sharp hedgehog.
dis iz teh kyoot, but also iz teh sad. Ai kant esplayn it, but dere it iz.
Ai hopp liddel tung naud much hurrt
happhhfy holidaythh
LOL! I luv this its soooooooo cute!!!!!!!
Gimmeh teh weeny lobunneh, NAO!
kthxbai.
bunah: yer flavur, it can has be pleh, hedehoggle!
hedgehoggle: why yoo nommin meh? yoo iz urbivor!!
Youv’e got to like the Tang!
Hedgehoggie: Mai pointy ends, let me show yoo dem.
Bunneh: Mai woonds, let me show yoo dem.
Aw! Poor little bun-bun!
I love how perfect the picture is. The bunny really looks like he just hurt his tongue, and the hedgehog looks like he’s looking at the bunny with a questioning look, like “o.e?”.
ai knat helpz but notise taht bery few frenz hab gone teh “AWWWWWWW” too muches funnee remurkz ..
but taht liddle pinkie tung ! teh behbeh bunniez!, teh growed up popple….
oh my goodnesssess tehy r so cyute…..
AWWWWWWWWW!!!!.
ohai, salleh!!
i srry. benn da bizzeh. dint has innerwebs at hoames. nao gotz da innerwebs, and tryin 2 reed all da commints. hm. berry menny. finks i cant reeds dem awls. ennyway, glad 2 bees da hoame wif cheezfrens.
ibk !!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ittehbittehkitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
oh wate til teh odder fine out …….wwe waz jest wonderin wher u waz !!!! so glad to seees u !!!! we missesed u so mush ……
so glad ur bak !!! how r u ???? and ya we waza the talwky wunz wazzznt we ????
(nuffin new der !)
{{{{{salleh}}}}}
i fine! hads 2 dew lotsa stuffs. missed mah frenz. tried 2 luk at wurk, butt frayed ov da innappropriet use ob innerwebs. i needs mah jobb…
how r u?? i did sees u have da denntil wurks dun. i so berry happeh bout dat. i wurries wen teefs nawt gud. an i wurries were u is and whats yur doin.
***smoo***
this maded me lol forz a longgg time
dis iz wat i loves abbowt bunnehs. dey wil lik anyfing onse. mebbe twise, jus to be shure.
dis hedjhaug, is of teh salt-n-pepr varyetee? we taas an fin aut.
Yus. iz spycee on de tung. owi.
Dis bunneh ez teh emo. Nd dis hedjhug ez lyk teh wtf? Bt stl mks mee lol lyk e…..sumthng tat lolz.
flava hurts becuz u likd hiz butt