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but den I has to fly dis way!
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Eye canna change da lawz uff phyzzicz capan!
wii havta wade dacades b4 teh Q continuin comes along—an I doan fink I woold trust THEM enny-way.
Yays! Mr Scott FTW!
Tribble, ai do teh Scottish Traditional Dans 4 yew an your nawt seconds post.
*crossis teh swoooords on teh flooor*
*leap anna spring
criss-cross teh feets
leap anna spring
—wooooo-hoooo*
Gud mornink handikat, an tank u. U certainlee haz de energee diz mornink! Iz jus gettin lite hear.
Is lunchtymes here – we go owt to has teh dinner wif teh fambly.
I has loooooong lazee dai yesterdai an todai I feels teh groovy!
Whoa!! Handikat -that luks liek fun (too bad paws4thot izn’t heer – ai’ll bet hee can doo this reelee well). But ai’l giv it a Trai fur Tribble!
*leap anna spring
criss-cross teh feets
leap anna spring
—wooooo-hoooo*
Iz eezee when ai doo what yoo did! Now what ar wee gonna doo fer 2 – 8?
Ef ai traid tu du dat, mai feetswud tangle an ai wud end up inna paile onda flur.
JAJEH – yoo CAN doo it! Rememberz where wee ar!! Iz majick! Yoo just says – Ai can doo it and the (yoo kwicklee copiez an paystes whatt handikat sayed) an *poof!!* yoo can do it! (doan furit the awl important “whoo hoo”)
Whoo-hoo ai ken handal! Deh rezt willtaek a lodda magick!
Ai traiz:
Leep anna spring
Crizz crozz defeets
Fawl onde floor
Inna big heep
Gibs jajeh teh chocklit anna *hug*
You tries – that is immportint things!
Tankooo!!!!
ahhhh Janet ….u allus luking fur an excuses to woooo-hoooo eeni wai !!!!
ai joyn u guise
*leep anna spring
crissy croosy teh feetes
leep anna spring
woooo-hooo*
notise ifn u will, did NAOWT do mi ususallll *awl fawl dwon* awn diz wun …..
Ov corse nawt, becuz yoo iz wun happee kitteh nao an iz gettin yur self confidinz bak!!! Whooooooo HOOOOOOOOoooo!
w00t! Dat’s sum dansin, handicat!
Spock kitteh askz: if wii cannot change teh laws of fizziks, how did wii turn it off in teh furst plays?
Bye…uhhh…dis ezcellent rezon whi hoomanz needz nuff sleepz! Eye onli had bout free an haf owerz uff sleepz lazz nite, sew eye tinkin bakwardz. Eye bettah not dryvez or opourate da hevi machineri! Maybee a nize nappee!
naunt let ICHC disrupt yore sweep! O_o
Sokay, eetz onli crunchi fud datz fawlink.
which i keerly appropriate since teh food will eeder bee crunched under fut… or.., probably eaten by a goggie an ah’ll wate fore my lovely gooshy-fude.
Gud mornink kitkay. Iz mornink fur u?
Doan furget afer eet krunched unner fut, den eet traked frew da howz!
good mornin’, Tibb…it’s about sisks am hear–woke up a kupple ob hourz ago, but I hope to go bak to sweepy-bey, if I doan get 2 obseessed heer.
Oh ob korse awl dat krushed kibble will be tract ebbrywear in teh haus wif awl teh anymules hares and odder trash…..butt wii naugt fink about teh floor mush rite now. cuz wii gotz NEW CHRISSMAUS SLIPPERS!!!!
i havewun kitteh hoo adurs gooshyfud and annuder hoo hatez it hatez it hatez it forebber, so wii had to stop gettin gooshyfud *sigh*
Obviousli wee haz de malfunction capain.
Dat’s an unnerstatytment Mr. Spock!
Captain finks unnersaytedly to self, *vulcans are knot prone to hyperbole in speesh*
Gymnaztic kitteh waz tole not tu haz fud een da jym.
Nadiacat is no longa a perfeck ten.
esp pudding–Lenny’s knot poast 2 get pudding in hiz ”i”!
Luk owt beelow!
look owt fore bowl below !!
Hmm, gravitatonal forzez r stronger, da highur upp da towur u go.
Whuupz! Iz pozed tu sai, “Gravatashonal forzez not az strong, da highur upp da towur u go.”
Purrhaps ai shud go bak to bed. It akshullee maed sense to mee teh furst time!!
I’m gonna go back to bedd—no ware in teh univerberse iz teh grabitty stonger tahn in KitKay’s bed…mmm,,,,mmmmm,,,,,must B teh materialz I hab–cotton flanel sheets, fluffy down pillows, layered LATEX mattress. down banklet, all cotton quilt….Sometimes it so hard to eskape teh pull of dis gabritty, yoood fink it was a black-hole!!! AH,Oh, my hed is beein pulled dwon to teh down,,,c a n n ‘t resiste force field…………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………
Nite, nite kitkay.
Oooh, move over, kitkay. Ur bed sownds much comfyer dan mine. ZZZZzzzzzz
Oooh…doctorcat getz een bed wif kitkay!
This playce iz getting frenlyer bai teh day.
Ai tink wii has surpassed frenlee an progressed to nawty.
To teh nawty barn!! (essept mebbe kitkay an doctorcat. Dey is beein nawty enuff on derre own.)
Iz da yung nekkid guy wit da marteaneez doin de irnin dere?
Deed sum wun due sumphink fur heem fur Crizmaz tu show ower preciation?
Dere wuz lotz uff irnin fur Crizmaz. (An lotz uff marteaneez!)
Hay I wuz onlee lookin fur a soft warm place to sleep. *knead knead purr purr zzzzz*
Doctorcat, I noo wat ur meant. Nise bed liek dat iz tuff to pass up – wif teh grabbitashunal pull an awl.
I fink sum peeps hab been to da nawty barn too meny tiems an habs to gits dere heds outta da catboks.
*snicker*
I kiddin wif my Cheez Peepz teh dai affer Santy Paws.
Still, ai’m nawt shur enebuddy gived teh poor yung (an doutless verree cyoot)) nekkid guy enething fur Krissmuss.
Mebee dey gibed hims beeg hugz?
Hugs r bettr then enny wrapped gift, cuz u carri it in ur heart furebber.
Ov corse, a noo martooni shaker ana iron iz nise, too.
I can has moar self-centered-ness?
Yoo ar rite, Romeow – hugs AR teh best fur keepin in yur hart. Keepz yur hart nice an warm, too.
Purrhapz we kin awl chip in fur teh noo iron and martooni shaker!? ai putz feiv burgers in the pot.
Schrodinger’z lab haz menni xsperimentz.
Tiz notz lax ub grabity butz 1 ob them earthyquaky fingyz. Liek weeb gettingz onz aour liddle island!
Gud mornink Squidge. Whut eyeland u on?
Norf Eyeland New Zealand, Tribble. Mornin to you tho itz still nites here.
Kewl! Eye nebber nown ennie wun frum New Zeland. U cuddent sleep edder? Eye figger eetz no uze jus layen een de bedz, an eye don wanna make tu mush noyze.
Iz eet cowld dere?
No I cantz sleep, nebber can.Is usualie upz till boutz 6amz un thenz goze to bedz. We be habbing summerz here. Rainz and mre rainz. Nots coldz tho. Wheres you from Tribble?
Funny you say it not cold dere…I visited Souf eyeland in first week of janyouairy one yeer, an I nearlee froze!
Eye iz frum Maryland, en da U.S. Iz cowld here, but jus roun freezin at nite, an 40’s (farenhite) een de dayz. Not tu bad. Januari an Februari weel be cowlder, an wii haz snow.
Heardz of Maryland. Seed sum picz of awl tha snowz stopping peeps gettingz home for theer fambly Christimasses. Feeled so sadz for em. Doesn’t get snwz in Norf island but getz lots in Souf Island. Ony seed snowz onetimz sincz we be libbin here an that wuz on top ovs a mountain miles in da distance.
Top uff mowntin, iz gud plaz fur snow. Iz purtee tu c.
Iz no phun tu dryve een. Or tu shuvvle.
iz fun 2 skii!!!
U haz bad erfquakez?
Erfquake were jus unner sebben I fink. 1 liddle plaice hadz lotza damagez un stil feelinz da affershokz. Mostlies da buisiness areaz collectedz da damages, a few million dolarz worf parentliez. Atz 1 timez my dorter’s in-lors butz dey moofed 2 yerz ago.
Jus unner seben beeg erfquake. Eye glad u awl OK. Da wes cowest uff da U.S. haz de earfquakez. Eas cowest haz sum u hardlee pheel, an onli occashunallee.
Wuz gud no one hurtz badz. Been havin afta shoks fore da free dayz now.
Libbin in Auckland us ony gets da liddle onez an notz to offen. Dis one wuz uoz norfs
Eye sudda quit doez egg noggies laz nite!
Sorries, I slowz typerzistz
Eye typez eet owt. But den eye haz tu go bak an make sum correcshunz fur lolspeak. Da puter shud haz de spell check fur lolspeak! Mye huzban sayz eye tranzlatin.
Knowz whut you meanz, we shouldz startz up a petioner fingy for tha spellchecker prapz
Ahh… new prowduct idear. Wii develop eet, an sellz eet tu Microsof, an makez da beeg bukz, den go global wit dis site! Uhh wait… wee r global. Well den wii can bye moar cheezburgerz.
Letz mee add dis tu da lizt uff ICHC produckz:
ICHC calynnder
ICHC Clue gayme
ICHC Monopolee gayme
ICHC lolspeak spell check
Whoo whooooooooooooooooooo for moar cheezleburgerz
Doan’t fergit teh binblol and the poetree buks (w/pikshures to match)
Gud mornink Janet. Whoopz, eye furgot da poetree bukz (w/ptm). U tinkz wii cud add de songz tu dat? Sum uff da sonz bee veri cweative an phun! Oar shud wii haz de seperate buk uff da songz? Whut iz binblol?
Nao ai’m shur ai shud go bak to bed!!! BONGLOB! Ai meen BINGLOLG. NO!! BINGLOL!! Believe it or nawt, ai didn’t maek those up. Ai alreaddee delted two ov them an waz laffing so har ai thot ai’d just go wif the flow!
Gud mornink Tribble. Oh yes – ov coarse the songs.
Hmmmm – we cud hav a series of buks – boxed sets. Or wun BEEG buk. There’s lots ov stuff way bak to bee collected, too. Prayers and hymns – even a Nashunal anthem.
Un doant forgetz tha chickenhead wih dadrawings on itz
Spellz chek lazt comenz Squidge
Yew makin mee laph Janet! Eye sum tymez haz de worze tyme wit da tyeping.
Sew da corek spellink iz binglol? Whut iz eet?
makes note for the spelz chek ………binglol, meenin wil be addedded wen nown
Oh – yoo meen yoo reelee don’t know? Ai thot is wuz the binblol yoo were kweschuning.
Kwite sum tiem bak, Teho maed up a verree elaborate bingo game (hence – binglol) using awl ov the commonlee used frayses heer. Wuz verree funnee and charming. Tehre used to bee a link to it awn the rite, but nao ai don’t know hao to find it.
Maybee sumwun heer knows. HALP!!! SUMWUN!!!! WE NEEDZ YOO.P
P.S. Ai alreddee roted this wunz – but ai think ai forgot to “add comment” befoar moving awn. I think ai reelee will go bak to bed!
Binglol, a game of bingo using LOLSpeak phraises. For translation into LOL Speak refer to Janet has 4 kittens.
Correcshon Janet CanHas4Kittens is tha cntktz
Squidge? Ai iz teh What???
BONGLOB!!!11! Sownds like wunnerful game. Us can has rules?
Bonglob? ai fink ai plaided dat in kollidge…….but den it broked.
Mebbee wehn Teho getz bak he kan think ov sum roolz. Duz sound liek fun, duzzn’t it? Ai’ll bet stend knows!!
(Reelee – ai wuz typing fer reel. Nao ai’m so sorree taht ai deleted teh furst two. But tehn ai wuz reelee laffing!)
We need sumwun far moar clefur than ai for teh roolz fur this gayme. Ai must say, ai can hardlee wait to play it!
Kittteh videoz gayme. U getz poyntz fur turnin da kat upsyde down. Butz u luz pointz fur spllin da fud.
Triez to plyz it butz nebber wonz nuffink
srsly, do nawt put teh climer tihngee nex 2 teh raid…..reyti….teh heetr! FYR HAZZRD! an itz juss stoopy 2 put teh fud boal on top! pleez do not do tihs!!
Sellz chek needed lasted commentz Squidge
Spellz chek evens
If cats wer in charge ob catapults:
Trebuchet: Yur doin it rong!
Handstand cat
is standing on his handz
Mai Gold Medl…
U Haz It
Turns … off…teh …. winds … machines … naow!!!!111!!
Kthx!!!11!!
close the airlock !!! close the … (whoosh !!!)
An now fer teh wedder:
Rather Overcast today, and also expect precitation today;
Kloudy wiff a Chanse ob Kibble.
Win
8.5, 8.7. 8.5. 8.2, 9.1, 9.3, which is just enough to put kitteh in the lead for the speed vault. He’ll face some tough competition from the Czech team.
hmmm. ai haf to czech on dat.
Teh Meezerz will gibs hims a run fur hims kibble.
bye fore nowz, eyez be tyred, baks laterz
Wut I wants to no is, ware is kitteh jumpin FRUM?
Yikesies.
YESH! i wuz wnnering teh same fing!
Izza flore mount. He jump frumda flore direcklee ontu fron pauze. Beena purrfeck 10 allde wai if sum stoopy hadnt put fud on gymnazick quipmen
Scuzmee….in diz event jump iz acshally nod frumfloor bud frum lower gymnazick quipmen. Nex he spinn aroun on frun pauz, balanzes on one back pau, den doz dismount furst wid hanspring (frunpaw spring) to equipmen below using momennum fur a tripple summersalt tu flore.
Wow, JAJEH – ai din’t know taht. Did yoo formerlee do this? (Ai say “formerlee” becuz ai see yoo maed a liddle peeplheep up there. Sorree – maybee majick will werk nex time.
Nao, mai kitteh did.
i DIDz do dat-
mai bestest ebent waz da uneben bars…..
lubd da uneben barz-
wrotz pom bout it sumwere……
gotz me gud grad in hi skool
(cud still do splitz ub til bout 2 yearz ago, gotz sic bodi go borked…..)
momcat
Wow, momcat! Nao ai iz reelee impressed. Ai thot ai wuz purtee gud in hi skool just doin a handstand!
Dis sounds like good rules fur Bonglob. After teh tripple summersalt, teh kittehs has to scramble to picks up teh kibble. Hooever gets teh mostest winz an has to buy gushyfuds fur all teh odder players.
Combo of gymcatiscs an kibble hunt.
Kitteh Biathlon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I sories but dats awl I gots to say bout dis pikshure. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oop der I goz agin.
You is talking lyk Mister Tudball to Missus a-Wiggins.
Carol Burnett FTW!!!!
Dang!
Seeling cat’s nu vacume kleener iz reely strawng!!!!
Oh, taht’s reelee gud too!!!
dats not funee-DATS BERY FUNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sry, dave, im a-frayed i can nawt do dat foar u.
“I not real circus performer, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night… OOPS!”
Didz u ooz teh catboks or didz u leef a present?
Seam to me dat Santy came an sharpinz all ur wits 4 da Christmas! Get dem chkn heads in place! Cood be a xtra laffin dai!
y da flore iz on da seeling?
Is Photoshop?
Bol hab sadow. Kittah no hab sadow, artiz no dis ting. Hee Hee is gooddd, fuzzls u all.
Kitteh muvs fazzer n speeedalite> dat y no shadda!
The whole world hasta know: Did the dish break or didn’t it?
inqui- inkwee- inkwo- kyurius kittehs wantz to noe!
gravity cat not amused
TA-DAHHH!!!1!
the beginninhs of Cloud cat…
I has nebber understud dis pickshur.
Is erfshake?
da last gravetee bil was hygh! we’re kuttin back dis munth.
Put down the portal gun! Iz not funny enymore!
of all dis pitures ..dis one maked me laff the mostest. eye crieded!
why do you guys intentionally misspell stuff in baby talk!? am I missing a joke here? All I wanted to know how they made that picture – it is crazy how did that happen? so i go to look at the comments and omg nobody here speaks English! its all farkin catlish! Oh well have fun y’all cool pic!
uz messed up
who stole teh gravity ?!
wats it dooin? originaly…