THE FLOOR IZ LAVA
no is not. teh bunnies has it.
picture: kitteh zaireeka of permanent records chicago. lol caption: AJ
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Ok, Ok, Free mai maind, got it
No problem
congratumacations on nawt sekundt!
has you a rekwest fur yore sawng an danz?
purrhapz to the toon of “eye beleeves i kan fli”? (i stolded teh ideyah frum Paul)
Aye dew beleeves Ai ken flai!
In aditio… in addish… alsew, Ai beleeves Ai ken tuch teh skai!
ai fink abowt it ebbry nyte n day
spred mah wingz n fly away
hmm mmm mmmm sumfin mmmm
(i fergets deh wurds, so i jes humm alawng…)
Ai’m humming wif mary fur Ayre. . .
hmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm nuthin mmmmmmm mmm mmm
Kiteh is serchin fur a luv dat’s evahmore…..
Iz flyin! Luk atz me, wai up hi Iz fly…..in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFEXF7azAts
momcat
iKitteh searches for yur selektion
” let’s play a game
of musical lava… ”
no ?
I beleevz I can fly!
flying leap !
shrodingers kitteh sez kwantum leep.
WIN!
Literal kitteh just lissened to R. Kelly “I Beleeve I Kan Fly.”
OK. a lot uv bukstorz has kittehs. Sum pet stoars has kittehs. I neber seed a RECORD/MUSIK stoar kitteh befur!!!!
Dat roolz! Ai wud TOADALLY shop dere.
Dere are CD/Myoosik stoars in San Frandisko dat has kittehs. An a big comic buk stoar in Beserkely has 2 kittehs, a mom an bebeh. Teh bay areea iz purty kitteh-frendlee.
TOADALLY ? WIN!!!! dat be new werd foar me to ads to mai eztensive vocaboolary
Thx…
der b lawts ob kittehs dat is in musik and obber stores. goes to
http://www.shopcat.com and dey gots lots. bak in de dey, when i wuz in kollege (b4 CDs an MP3) der wuz a musik store dat had kittehs. maney had de 6 toes, two! very kewl to look at teh musik and pet kittehs.
I feer dat rekkerd stores will soon bekum a ting uv teh past. Peeps donut buy whole albums (OK, CDs) ennymoar, dey juss downlodes individdle songs onto dere MP3s. Wun misses owt on a lots of gud moosic dat way. Teh best songs on an album are uzhooally teh wuns dat donut get playeded on teh raydideeo.
wehr i use 2 liv der use 2 b a use rekerd stor calld plastic fantastic. dey hads lotz of cheep uzed rekerds & cds & stufz & dey had 2 kittehs. 1 wos stripey & teh othr 1 woz blak.
sine on offis dor sed employez & cats only.
teh blak kitteh use to jumpz up on2 peeps sholders wile dey was lookin thru teh binz or standin bai teh countr.
1 dai wen i was in teh stor shopin, he jumpd on me & staid ther untill i went to let stor peeps has a money 4 mai stufs & teh stor guy sed dont l00k nao but thers a cat on u. i sed no $#!+.
evry1 use 2 go ther 2 sees teh kittehs (& mai b by sum rekerds & cds 2). stor guy sed kittehs woz rly gud 4 biznes, peeps wud by moar stuf wen kittehs woz htere.
plastic fantastic isnt ther nemoar. land lordz wuz greedy evol puppeh & sais i can has a moar money 4 htis stor. WANT! & stor guy sais i no gots nemoar money 4 u. gon sumwer els & no brb, kthxbai.
teh othr stor guys sed saem ting 2 evol greedy puppeh land lordz 2. allmos all teh storz on hol street was close.
Taht is a verree sad – an verree troo storee. Ai luved browsin trhoo teh record storez – found awl kingz ov gud stuff ai dint know existed.
all rekerd storz need kittehs. is important.
Name: Jehosophats
Mission: Jumpin’
Moar phun dan teh Flieing Elvisses!
Mebbee kitteh serchin fur Red Elvises cd!!!
lurve, it Missy
JUMPIN JEHOSHOCATS, IT’S A LION!!!!!!GETINTEHCAR!!!!!
Taht werks.
noez- notz a lion….. is a flyon!
momcat
giglol
is rly tryin 2 gets awai form uzed hansen & milli vanilli cds.
Mainstream kitteh is genre hopping
Eye haz tole u tyme an tyme agin. Stop usin da wingardium leviosa spell on everi kitteh u c! Now put dat kitteh down. GENTLEE!
Wunn uff deze dayz eetz gonna bee Profezzor McGoneegal, an u gonna getz de detenshon.
Oar evven wers, yu will gets teh poynts taiken frum yore haus.
and de other points applyd to yur backsid!!!
betr cut it owt bfor u getz killd…er wers, x-pelld!
tribble u is kill me wif teh ROFLmeows!
detenshun? wif mrs norris? iz wurs den trol & spidr & whompin willo all put 2gethr. JUMPIN JEHOSAKATZ ITS A MONSTR! GET ON TEH BROOMZ!!!!!!!!
How mush Chrizmaz eggnog u haz had? Eye no c no flyin kitteh.
i seez 2 ov dem. u no hadz nuf eggs nogz yet.
A nudder level een da kitteh videoh gayme. On dis level, u getz poyntz fur jumpin da kitteh from dizplai tu dizplai. U looz poyntz fur knokin tingz off da dizplai.
Teh kitteh videeoh gaym is fun indeed, but sumtaims is a liddle too eazy, methinks… yu gawt nain laivs, and teh poyntee endz too, plus, awlwayz lands on paws… I dunno, maybe iz just me.
i can has ideea. u jumpz in rong placez, u getz peese ov butr tost stick on ur bak. u no can goes newher cuz u is spinz in teh air, no can figyer out wethr 2 landz on butr sied or feets sied. FAIL!!!!!!!!
I can has mushroom?
Oenlee if yu has awl yur badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger!
invisabl snake.
!
Wow! This looks exactly like the Love Garden in Lawrence, KS which has awesome cats.
I was thinking the same thing!
hoo came upz wit dat game? I remebber to playz it as a kid! and I livez no wear near you allz!
Hi halfbeast. Reelie? Dere beez a gayme like dat? Eye jus been makin eet up picher by picher dis mornin. Furs levil wuz wit da grabitee kitteh.
Were u lib? An whut kine uff beast beez ur half?
ah okeyz *g* wii used to play dis, by jumping on furnichoor or enniting else dat wuz higher than the groundz.
I libz in smitzurland, wear ricola comz from
and am half man half feline *purr*
Wai haflbeast – ai din’t know yoo were frum smitzurland (ov corse nawt – yoo nebber sayed befoar) . Ar yoo akshullee Swiss? Oar duz yoo just liv there?
(Ai’m kinda trying to keep trak ov where ebbry wun iz frum. Juzt find it verree interesting – so far apart – an so verree mutch aliek.)
hullo der!
I livz in smitzurland, but em ackshully from croashya, iistern urop. where R yoo from, if wii R far apurrt?
An hullo bak. Ai am frum Michigan, in a liddle town awn the shorez ov teh byootiful Lake Michigan!
Ai haz been to Slovenia several tiems, but haz awnlee driven throo (ai think) croashya a cupple ov tiems awn the way to Rumania. Taht wuz wehn it wuz still Yugoslavia – an we touirists – din’t know it wuz reelee a bunch ov liddle countreez. Soundz reel stoopee nao!! Taekz a long time to lern evereething wun shud know!
Hav yoo been lurking fur a while? We can has peepl frum menee different countrees. But it taeks a verree speshull kind ov purrson to fit in heer – iz nawt fur evereewun. Taht’s wai ai find evereewun heer so fascinating.
Ai tinks we need linx to maps wher we can put lidl flags or owr avatar (fore teh clever peeps hoo has tehm) so we can see where ebbereewun is, cos Ai keeps foregettin too. But teh map of Merkah has to be shayped lyk yur parm, so yu can do teh poynt-to-han ting, an teenytiny Ingerlan (well, Brittun, rilly) has to be teh stre-e-e-eched owt bunnie, eben tho tehre is jus 2 streets an a cuddlesac an we awl noe eech odder (Bunny hoelds an eester egg; taht’s Yrlund!) Dunno wot shayp teh odder cuntrees R…
Ai sees it nao!!!! Ai wuz luking at the bunneh frum behind – an it din’t reelee werk fur mee! Bunneh iz SIDEwayz. Facying West. Awl cleer nao. Ireland beeg egg.
Sry, Ai didunt splayn porperly! Hed an eers R Scawtland – Paws4Thot, wher is yu awn teh bunnie? Mis-shayped tummee (lyk teh rest is in porporshn!) an frunt pawses is Wayls, sorta. Bak fut is Devon/Cornwall. Eestanglya is bunny bottom – esplayns a lawt!
Ambercat: cute overlaodz haz map of cuteologists. evry 1 stixks pinz in it. mai b icanhascheezburger peeps can akx meg wehr she gots it.
Kewl! Eye nebber kown sumwun frum Smitzurland beefur. Eye met Squidge frum Norf Eyeland New Zeland iz mornink.
Eye tought u meanz dat dere wuz videoh gaymez lyk diz.
Eyem glad ur udder half iz de kitteh. But wit da namez “beast”, eye hadda ask.
yes, bettur sev than sry *g*
Ai dunno, Iz proleeh unibersal gaemez. ai rememburs “teh floorz iz kwiksand!…teh floorz iz lavahs!” …der waz muzh jumpinks on teh furrynichoor.
eggsackly! either qwiksand, aycid or lava
– still, somwun started dis. prolly its in owr blood, as dinosawrz we prolly had to jump from one rock to another because of teh lava!! O_o
Helpful myoosik stoar kitteh piks out a selekshun of bitchin’ toons 4 u.
“K, furst u needs sum Theeowlowneeyus Munk, an sum Parluhmint Funkadelik, an sum Dey Mite Be Jiyants…”
Dey Mite Be Jiyants iz makin moosic fur hooman kiddehs nao. I heers dere songs awl teh times when I are watching cartoons wit mai hooman behbehs.
Good ting dis kitteh haves mennee places to jump. Burnded paws, DO NOT WANT!!
Leap Kitteh seeks bargins on CDs.
Mai kitteahs tinks mai floorz is lava 2. Jumpz from chair to sofa to table to window sill, never touch de floor with de paws. I tink sumtimez kitteah’s aren’t land anaimals at all.
arboreal kitteahs?
Wit prehensile tails?
u no, a guud huntur haz to tink like its purrey. so, to get teh birdz, ur cat haz to tink liek a bird!
This is dumb. Doesn’t even make sense.
Like your post?
Yeah, like my post. My post doesn’t make sense right? Go away.
Ummm – Johnny Depp – yoo do nawt know the chilren’s gayme – where tehy say “teh floor is lava” an they awl has to jump up awn thingz – liek furnichur or stools or counters?
Ov corse, if yoo do nawt no teh ref, it will maek no sense. Don’t feel bad – ai offen don’t know it – but ushuallee, in teh commintz, sum buddee will explayn it.
An if they don’t – just say – “sorry, ai don’t get it – Halp” an THEN sumwuon will tell yoo. Wun can lern a lot heer.
*hands teh troll a slice of Kristmus cakes*
Heer, troll. Goes unner bridj an eats dis. Mebbe makes you happies.
taking stock of inventory, bbl
Tyme-onnered Januwary ebent.
Lessee nao:
Artik Munkees, Bananananararamama, Charlietans…
Deevo, Eeno, Fliying Burrito Bruthers
Dean Martin, Eurythmics, Fu Fighters …
Gentul Gyant, Hayrcut 100, INXS …
JusJak, Kisssss, Lidl Richerd…
Motorrhed, Noo Orda, Oranj Jiuce …
Parliment Funkadelic, ? and teh Mysterians, Rolling Stones…
smash mouth, take that, u2
um
Queen?
i nolieks dis stor, no can has classicle. gon 2 everycd. kthbai.
k k. i bais sum prog rok & sum jaz & sum welrd, k? mai be evn sum ting from smitzrland.
VanHalen, Walollflowers, Xzibit…..
Yes, and Zapa.
yea! gud job eberbudi!
I don fink ders anifing wez cant mak a list ub!
momcat
Romeow – yoo sayed “Yes.” Yoo could hav said menee otter thingz eazier – liek “Yardbirds.” Ai thot taht ai wuz aloan heer. Liek – ai wud hav sayed Lovin’ Spoonful, Moby Grape, Nice, Procol Harum, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Rolling Stones (ov corse), Small Faces, Traffic, Ultimate Spinach, Velvet Underground, the Who, *ahem* Jimi Hendrix bakwerds, – tehn Yes and Zappa.
whoh! uz gud JCH4K
lez seez – I triez udder halfz
ABBA, Beatles, the Cars, Doors, Everclear, Foreigner, Grand funk railroad, Heart, Inkspots, Jewel, Kinks…..
der! didz it (wif a liddle helpz frum mai friendz- da gascat-)
dat beez phun!
momcat
Yay momcat!!!! Ai luff the 60’s an erlee 70’s rock (tho ai think,awn yur list, ai wudda sayed Allman Brothers an Jefferson Airplane). After 1976 or so, wuz/iz nawt neerlee so – fresh an eggciting. Ov corse, there ar lotz ov exsepchuns – ai just meen jenerallee speeking.
ai think everebuddee needz a gascat in their lifes! Yoo ar verree lukky!!!
Dere’s nawt enuff hours in teh dais to plai awl teh grate songs I frot uv wen I readed ur lists!
Gud jobz!
an we cud start agan an hav anodder grate list! Buffalo Springfield, teh Animals, Love, Cat Stevens, Donovan, Janis Joplin an teh Holding Company, teh Band, Deep Purple, Cream (Ginger Baker, o mai!!). Sum tiem ai will tell yoo a funney storee about “Cheap Thrills.”
Dey r wannabee burds, ai fink. Det spens lots uv tyme woching dem, ennywai.
Crum. Dis posed ta be unner greasycat’s poast.
After-Christmas Cat
searches stores for bargains with
superhuman speed.
kustomr retern-kitteh putz anotehr selekshun bak on teh shelf
Vynil kitteh bleevs analog has teh warmur sound.
this is music saves in cleveland! you guys have the best cats imo
no it’s not… it’s permanent records in chicago!! kitteh name zaireeka
permanent records in chicago??? Where izzit? Ai wud liek togo there.
1914 W Chicago Ave, 60622. Just east of Damen. Check out their website!
nebbermind. Ai just seed teh linx poasted.
Great cat name, and great (Flaming Lips) album.
Ohnoes! Sumwun put teh ZZTawp CD in wit teh Ayrosmiffs! Must alfabetamasize immeejutly!
Librarian-like typing detected!
BINGLOL! *snert*
File under “kitteh”
just liek REM’s Eponomnomnomnominus rekurd sez to fiel undur “grayn”
Leap year kitteh can’t find calendar in this store.
Patchouli stink…
Out of my store!
High Fidelity FTW.
dis b verie funnie mobie wif john cusak an jack black. de main karakter runz rekord shop, luks lik dis.
I iz in Ur muzik storez checkin out Ur selekshuns
Snoop Doggee Dawg? Bonzo dawg Doodah Band?! Pleh! An moer Pleh!!
Ah, Cat Stevens. Dat’s mush bettr!
Dis song suks
Gots ta chanj de stashun
Kitteh must grab favorit cd b4 human buyz it insted!
Mariokittah iz in koopah-castlez dogdin da trapz
just look at that beautiful form; i give him a 10 and a gold medal for his invisible wings
actually, the cat is at (and from) permanant records, in chicago.
http://permanentrecordschicago.com/photos.php
its even in their logo, at the top of the page.
haha, i used to play that when i was a kid
it’s zaireeka from permanent recordz chicago yo! she runs the place!
fold your paws kitten, you leap like a peasant.
Is mai favorit game!!! Same az comedian Daniel Tosh!
tu much mewsik! I must flea!
mi toons let me soow u dem
omg. used 2 play dat game as a kid. i can haz nostaja?
Kitteh gots into speshul catnip hoomans keep in teh desk.
Let’s hope he calculated for a landing.
intercontinental ballistic kitteh has been launched
by the classics section as a preemptive strike
against the hiphop shelf
Kitteh is awn a mishun to put teh “C” in fron ob “rap” and teh “b” in teh miggle ob “garage”…
Yoo an teh kitteh an ai seem to bee in compleet agreeminz!
HEAR, HEAR!!!!1
cat business suit FTW x infinitee!
kthx
kitteh livin at 45 rpm in a 33 1/3 world
Called the “broad Jump” –I iz in trainin for dat!
Cloud Cat indoors!
Me gotz the parkour
what cd is that in the top-left corner
1) short-ranged ballistic kitteh firez 1
2) File Share
3) ware iz mah cheezburger?
I love the Belle and Sebastian cd in the background
Ooh cute! but i no can see Lava. Dis Kitteh looks lyk professor escaping from experiment about to EXPLODE,
Ok fine I am NOT good at Lolspeak