THE FLOOR IZ LAVA
no is not. teh bunnies has it.
picture: kitteh zaireeka of permanent records chicago. lol caption: AJ
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ok, Ok, Free mai maind, got it
No problem
congratumacations on nawt sekundt!
has you a rekwest fur yore sawng an danz?
purrhapz to the toon of “eye beleeves i kan fli”? (i stolded teh ideyah frum Paul)
Aye dew beleeves Ai ken flai!
In aditio… in addish… alsew, Ai beleeves Ai ken tuch teh skai!
ai fink abowt it ebbry nyte n day
spred mah wingz n fly away
hmm mmm mmmm sumfin mmmm
(i fergets deh wurds, so i jes humm alawng…)
Ai’m humming wif mary fur Ayre. . .
hmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm nuthin mmmmmmm mmm mmm
Kiteh is serchin fur a luv dat’s evahmore…..
Iz flyin! Luk atz me, wai up hi Iz fly…..in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFEXF7azAts
momcat
iKitteh searches for yur selektion
” let’s play a game
of musical lava… ”
no ?
I beleevz I can fly!
flying leap !
shrodingers kitteh sez kwantum leep.
WIN!
Literal kitteh just lissened to R. Kelly “I Beleeve I Kan Fly.”
OK. a lot uv bukstorz has kittehs. Sum pet stoars has kittehs. I neber seed a RECORD/MUSIK stoar kitteh befur!!!!
Dat roolz! Ai wud TOADALLY shop dere.
Dere are CD/Myoosik stoars in San Frandisko dat has kittehs. An a big comic buk stoar in Beserkely has 2 kittehs, a mom an bebeh. Teh bay areea iz purty kitteh-frendlee.
TOADALLY ? WIN!!!! dat be new werd foar me to ads to mai eztensive vocaboolary
Thx…
der b lawts ob kittehs dat is in musik and obber stores. goes to
http://www.shopcat.com and dey gots lots. bak in de dey, when i wuz in kollege (b4 CDs an MP3) der wuz a musik store dat had kittehs. maney had de 6 toes, two! very kewl to look at teh musik and pet kittehs.
I feer dat rekkerd stores will soon bekum a ting uv teh past. Peeps donut buy whole albums (OK, CDs) ennymoar, dey juss downlodes individdle songs onto dere MP3s. Wun misses owt on a lots of gud moosic dat way. Teh best songs on an album are uzhooally teh wuns dat donut get playeded on teh raydideeo.
wehr i use 2 liv der use 2 b a use rekerd stor calld plastic fantastic. dey hads lotz of cheep uzed rekerds & cds & stufz & dey had 2 kittehs. 1 wos stripey & teh othr 1 woz blak.
sine on offis dor sed employez & cats only.
teh blak kitteh use to jumpz up on2 peeps sholders wile dey was lookin thru teh binz or standin bai teh countr.
1 dai wen i was in teh stor shopin, he jumpd on me & staid ther untill i went to let stor peeps has a money 4 mai stufs & teh stor guy sed dont l00k nao but thers a cat on u. i sed no $#!+.
evry1 use 2 go ther 2 sees teh kittehs (& mai b by sum rekerds & cds 2). stor guy sed kittehs woz rly gud 4 biznes, peeps wud by moar stuf wen kittehs woz htere.
plastic fantastic isnt ther nemoar. land lordz wuz greedy evol puppeh & sais i can has a moar money 4 htis stor. WANT! & stor guy sais i no gots nemoar money 4 u. gon sumwer els & no brb, kthxbai.
teh othr stor guys sed saem ting 2 evol greedy puppeh land lordz 2. allmos all teh storz on hol street was close.
Taht is a verree sad - an verree troo storee. Ai luved browsin trhoo teh record storez - found awl kingz ov gud stuff ai dint know existed.
all rekerd storz need kittehs. is important.
Name: Jehosophats
Mission: Jumpin’
Moar phun dan teh Flieing Elvisses!
Mebbee kitteh serchin fur Red Elvises cd!!!
lurve, it Missy
JUMPIN JEHOSHOCATS, IT’S A LION!!!!!!GETINTEHCAR!!!!!
Taht werks.
noez- notz a lion….. is a flyon!
momcat
giglol
is rly tryin 2 gets awai form uzed hansen & milli vanilli cds.
Mainstream kitteh is genre hopping
Eye haz tole u tyme an tyme agin. Stop usin da wingardium leviosa spell on everi kitteh u c! Now put dat kitteh down. GENTLEE!
Wunn uff deze dayz eetz gonna bee Profezzor McGoneegal, an u gonna getz de detenshon.
Oar evven wers, yu will gets teh poynts taiken frum yore haus.
and de other points applyd to yur backsid!!!
betr cut it owt bfor u getz killd…er wers, x-pelld!
tribble u is kill me wif teh ROFLmeows!
detenshun? wif mrs norris? iz wurs den trol & spidr & whompin willo all put 2gethr. JUMPIN JEHOSAKATZ ITS A MONSTR! GET ON TEH BROOMZ!!!!!!!!
How mush Chrizmaz eggnog u haz had? Eye no c no flyin kitteh.
i seez 2 ov dem. u no hadz nuf eggs nogz yet.
A nudder level een da kitteh videoh gayme. On dis level, u getz poyntz fur jumpin da kitteh from dizplai tu dizplai. U looz poyntz fur knokin tingz off da dizplai.
Teh kitteh videeoh gaym is fun indeed, but sumtaims is a liddle too eazy, methinks… yu gawt nain laivs, and teh poyntee endz too, plus, awlwayz lands on paws… I dunno, maybe iz just me.
i can has ideea. u jumpz in rong placez, u getz peese ov butr tost stick on ur bak. u no can goes newher cuz u is spinz in teh air, no can figyer out wethr 2 landz on butr sied or feets sied. FAIL!!!!!!!!
I can has mushroom?
Oenlee if yu has awl yur badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger!
invisabl snake.
!
Wow! This looks exactly like the Love Garden in Lawrence, KS which has awesome cats.
I was thinking the same thing!
hoo came upz wit dat game? I remebber to playz it as a kid! and I livez no wear near you allz!
Hi halfbeast. Reelie? Dere beez a gayme like dat? Eye jus been makin eet up picher by picher dis mornin. Furs levil wuz wit da grabitee kitteh.
Were u lib? An whut kine uff beast beez ur half?
ah okeyz *g* wii used to play dis, by jumping on furnichoor or enniting else dat wuz higher than the groundz.
I libz in smitzurland, wear ricola comz from
and am half man half feline *purr*
Wai haflbeast - ai din’t know yoo were frum smitzurland (ov corse nawt - yoo nebber sayed befoar) . Ar yoo akshullee Swiss? Oar duz yoo just liv there?
(Ai’m kinda trying to keep trak ov where ebbry wun iz frum. Juzt find it verree interesting - so far apart - an so verree mutch aliek.)
hullo der!
I livz in smitzurland, but em ackshully from croashya, iistern urop. where R yoo from, if wii R far apurrt?
An hullo bak. Ai am frum Michigan, in a liddle town awn the shorez ov teh byootiful Lake Michigan!
Ai haz been to Slovenia several tiems, but haz awnlee driven throo (ai think) croashya a cupple ov tiems awn the way to Rumania. Taht wuz wehn it wuz still Yugoslavia - an we touirists - din’t know it wuz reelee a bunch ov liddle countreez. Soundz reel stoopee nao!! Taekz a long time to lern evereething wun shud know!
Hav yoo been lurking fur a while? We can has peepl frum menee different countrees. But it taeks a verree speshull kind ov purrson to fit in heer - iz nawt fur evereewun. Taht’s wai ai find evereewun heer so fascinating.
Ai tinks we need linx to maps wher we can put lidl flags or owr avatar (fore teh clever peeps hoo has tehm) so we can see where ebbereewun is, cos Ai keeps foregettin too. But teh map of Merkah has to be shayped lyk yur parm, so yu can do teh poynt-to-han ting, an teenytiny Ingerlan (well, Brittun, rilly) has to be teh stre-e-e-eched owt bunnie, eben tho tehre is jus 2 streets an a cuddlesac an we awl noe eech odder (Bunny hoelds an eester egg; taht’s Yrlund!) Dunno wot shayp teh odder cuntrees R…
Ai sees it nao!!!! Ai wuz luking at the bunneh frum behind - an it din’t reelee werk fur mee! Bunneh iz SIDEwayz. Facying West. Awl cleer nao. Ireland beeg egg.
Sry, Ai didunt splayn porperly! Hed an eers R Scawtland - Paws4Thot, wher is yu awn teh bunnie? Mis-shayped tummee (lyk teh rest is in porporshn!) an frunt pawses is Wayls, sorta. Bak fut is Devon/Cornwall. Eestanglya is bunny bottom - esplayns a lawt!
Ambercat: cute overlaodz haz map of cuteologists. evry 1 stixks pinz in it. mai b icanhascheezburger peeps can akx meg wehr she gots it.
Kewl! Eye nebber kown sumwun frum Smitzurland beefur. Eye met Squidge frum Norf Eyeland New Zeland iz mornink.
Eye tought u meanz dat dere wuz videoh gaymez lyk diz.
Eyem glad ur udder half iz de kitteh. But wit da namez “beast”, eye hadda ask.
yes, bettur sev than sry *g*
Ai dunno, Iz proleeh unibersal gaemez. ai rememburs “teh floorz iz kwiksand!…teh floorz iz lavahs!” …der waz muzh jumpinks on teh furrynichoor.
eggsackly! either qwiksand, aycid or lava
- still, somwun started dis. prolly its in owr blood, as dinosawrz we prolly had to jump from one rock to another because of teh lava!! O_o