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“WHASSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP?”
WAZZZZZAAAABBBBIIIII!
congratumacashuns on nawt sekund!
has yoo a rekwest furr yore song an danz?
mebee sumfin frum teh operahz?
bettah yet
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——————klahoma
(i steeled idee frum jessie)
*puts onna cowboi hats an teh shirts wif teh fringes*
Yeeeee-hahhhhh!
wear teh WINN kumes sweepin’ down teh PLAYN!!!!
Mommeh…where is you?
I WAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTT MAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII MMMMOOOOMMMMMMEEEHH!!!!
my tummeh hurtz I no wants to go school
s’okay kitteh; no skool til next week - is holly dais!
Can I goes outside and playz in the snow then? I ar all bettur nowz
(jus as eye allays suspekted: skool maykes yU sic!)
If yu is plain owtsyd yu need yur hatanskarf awn. An teh glubs gramma gayv yu - wot yu meen, tehre still lawst?!
yes, mumma, i losted tehm
(finkin to self, ‘under teh bed is gud hidin place fur grammas Catmus gifs…wunder if i kan hyde teh begetabels unner dere…’
WERE IZ MAI
CHEEZBURGAH
NO PICKELS
Mezzo-sopurrano kitteh tries to extend her vocal range. Mutiny on teh high C’s!
mmmmmem-reeeeeee-eek*irk*koff**hee hee
*gigglolz* Did yoo ever trai taht? “Mutiny on teh high C’s” Believe it or nawt, ai hadn’t herd taht wun!
O yes, I has traid it. I can just skweek out a high C–can’t ackshully sings it, tho. No controll. I iz terminal mezzo.
Mezzo kitteh wants to be Kween of teh Nite!
So sad! Soprano kitteh wants to bee Carmen an Delila. . .
Oooh, Carmen. . .
“L-amour est un oiseau rebelle, que- - -NOM!”
(Why cats don’t do opera)
I lol’d!
Ai lol’d too, but ai still havn’t gone bak to playce where Teho showd uz hao to do teh fayces!
Ackshully, Carmen is good role fur kitteh:
“Si tu ne m’aime pas, je t’aime; si je t’aime, prends garde a toi!”
(Translolashun: If u don’t lub me, I lubs u, an if I lubs u, watch out!)
mush hab mush moar coloratura to seeng teh qkweek in teh Majik Floot!!!
eye meended “qkween” naut “qkeek”–butt prolly slipped lyke freud—hoo kan seeng so high wiffowt skweeking???
:-O !!!!!
oy. i iz soprano, akshully, and i still theenk my hi-c’s soun lyke mutinee.
sigh- Iz loooow alto (almos tenor…..), da gascat beez full range tenor ta bass an da fishykiddy…… da fishykiddy is a dang colortura soprano! Singz hi C n abov awl da timz! Eben in da shower eber night…. mai choir cawlz her diva……. is twooo…. sigh…
I liks da low voicez- eben ifz weiz awlz iz da maidz!
momcat
OOOOoooooo….eye kuld lissen too Mozzart’s Kween Aria “der Hoella Rachee kocht———” ebbery nite!
Nawt if it’s me singin it u can’t!
LOL
or mewtinee?
I am kit-teh, hear me woar…
RAWR!!!!11!!!
(hee hee)
ktteh heerz: “RAWR!!”
we heerz: “mew!”
lols i luf it wen teh little wuns tries to be feerce
Long tiem ago, I sawed a poster wif a liddle orange kitteh lukin in teh mirror.
Teh kitteh’z reflecshun waz a beeg lion instead ov a liddle kitteh.
Teh catshun waz sumpin liek
“Watz important iz hao U see urseff.”
Bery funneh an troo.
Aw - taht is so troo. Wish wee cud find teh poaster.
I found teh poster. I neber posted a linkie before. Hope it wurks!
http://www.catmine.com/pix/what_matters_most_is_how_you_see.htm
AWww…kwik, grab teh CHRG an teh floofy swim cap
ROMEOW!!!! Yoo are the BEST!!!!! an nao yoo can poast a linkie, too!!!
Ai’m going to send taht to a lot ov mai frenz. Hao EVER did yoo find that?????
Silly Sandanavian kittehs.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Bebbeh kitteh is tyred after bein up at 5.30 on Chrismuss mornin, goin to get momkitteh an dadkitteh outta bed, openin all da prezents frum Santa, goin to Grammas house an openin all da prezents dere, playin wif all da cuzzins, eatin pie an cookies all day long, and playin wif all da toys.
*yawn*
sleepee bebbeh kitteh is much kyoot luk at the cute nozie and the big earses.
Jeezus Christ, I’m a Lion! Get in the car!!!
This comment wins the intarwebz.
o, RLY? nd ziggy stardust b mah mum.
Dis is me dis moarning.
Fambly Germz: DO NOT WANT
*koff koff*
Yodeling Kitteh
tests the outer limits of
parents’ Christmas cheer.
helo- gud to see yore name- and pome.
hab yoo ben in recubery progrom frum teh cyoot?
All the Who Kittehs
Would wake up bright and early.
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
Riicooolaaaa! ooze ache tuh shweetzurr kuhrootarr!
Oh a kitteh cat went yodulling
on a mowntin top hi
wen along caym a mowntin gote
and innerupted his cry
O rock-a-teery-o!
Yodel-ay-hee-hey-o
Yodel-ay-hee-ho
Me-e-e-eh!
Ambercat - yoo hav got to bee wun ov the funniest peepl upawn the fayce ov teh urth!!
Ai’m nawt kwite awn teh floor, but awlmoast!!
Is verree hard to rite teh yoedl. An teh gote noyses nawt eezi ider, but glad yu gawt it - mebbee we bofe singed tihs wun at Gides? (Kitkay too, bai teh luk ob tings beloe!)
ai thot teh gote wuz purrfekt. We had a verree nice gote wehn ai wuz liddle. Hur nayme wuz Jenny an she sounded just liek that!!!!
Ai wud kwite lyk to has a cupple ob gotes - did yu milk yurs an maek cheez an stuf?
Mai bruvver has free gotez. Hmm…. I meen wun moar dan two gotez, nawt gotez you can has wivout paymint. NEwai. Dey livs wiv teh sheepses and teh duckies an sumtimes teh gotez tinks tehy is teh sheepses an sumtimes teh gotez tinks tehy is teh duckies (an tries to get in teh duckies run witch is mush smawler tahn a gote but teh gote gibs it its best shawt NEwai an tehn we has to dismantul teh duckrun to get teh gote owt) but most of teh time teh gotez tinks tehy is teh peepls.
Teh gotez is bery sweet ackshully but tehy will eet NE Ting. An dat inklewds you an awl ur clothin if u stands still for too long.
Ai am awnlee just nao able to rite ai been laffing so hard at the gotes gibben it their best shawt!!! Ai wantz a gote, too. Tehy ar so smart an funnee - iz eesy to luv teh gotes. BEEG purrsonaliteez.
No, Ambercat, alas, we did nawt maek the cheez. Prollee wudda been gud, tho!
Yur bruvver, SJ - hee lives in teh counree? Must bee byootiful to go an visit him.
High how, laydee-ode-a-laydee,
high-hoh, laydee-ode-a-loo,
high-hoh, laydee-ode-ah-laydee,
laydee, ode-ah-lay-MEE-OW
Mah feroshuz growl..
.. let me show u it.
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAH