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stereotheism?
in communist kitteh russia, god praise to yuu!
Not only are I NOOB i are a damn kid wif a reely strikt dad!! Parental block cat disapproves praktikally ebbery website i go 2!!! Ebben sum LOLcat pics dat are not innapropriate!I tink i iz old enuff 2 get LESS control blocks!!! >:0
deer god,
plz gib kwazykatlady moar contol so her mind dussnt shrink…
kthxbai !!
you iz ok, kwazykatlady, icanhas is phun phoar all ages, ebben To Catch da Predatoar Kitteh!
Well now okashunly der are pics of butsecks, inpropr8 kitteh poses and don fergit what ceiling kitteh sees!!! Lawdy lawdy I do deklare it get warm in here sumtimes.
plus the XMAS tree from yesterday with the interracial gangb…
NEVERMIND !!!
( schizophrenic kitty
is schizophrenic )
welllz-
dat whutz happen ifnz u listn two pinky floyd den beetoban den tawkin headz den mosart….
mind goes BOING den splitz in two lik coconut…….. i NOES…..!
momcat
wen stend’s mind splitz he meets hisseff
comingz an goingz !!
“Ive gotta a lubbally bunch ob coconuts”
deedly dee dee Dere thay are a standing in a row..
prowblem wif parental bloc program iz itznt berry particular……willz bloc anyfing dat follows itz rools, program sez “bloc picturz! itz bloc picturz- no cares ifinz it nood peeps or barney- itz getz blocd.
Ib used da blocz whenz mai kittiz was liddle- butz found dat I hadz to unbloc anytimz deh didz re search on da innerwebs! Sos gab up on itz…..
I belifz der iz a wai naow to say “x site is ok” n da burgaz puttn advisoriz on anyfing dat might beez problematic.
iz u jus gettn da commentz n no pichurs? dat what happn to da gascat whenz himz account waz blocd. (himz wud playz da gamez n no dos da homewurk….)
aniwho- der is sooooo mani wais round bloc dat Iz gab up. (noes, I not tellin how 2 doos it, jus dat it canz be don- I haz to beez sumwhat adultish- iz teacha afta awl…..)
momcat
wat ceiling cat sees iz not blocked,but u know teh pic”the bugz dey are huge,the ducks dey are colorful,shud i be havin dis next eggnog?” WAS BLOCKED!so wuz a pic dat said “NOM NOM NOM” i saw it on mah frend’s compooter and it wuz just a plolar bear chewing on a hoomin’s leg!!! WUTZUPWITDAT??!!
Hoo knowz? So menee differunt opinyuns awn what yung peepl shud nawt see and what is OK.
Mumrik!!! hiya!! berry gud 1!!1!1
whadda want fore party/danse/feast?
fank yoo!
ai wood lyke de danse whut wus in heer koppel weekz ago - de wun ai do hear bfor - de “an ai dans, dans, dans…” n so on!
dunno hoo de purrson b hoo writed eet here, or unner wut lolpic, but ai b doin de laffings SO bad at dat song, and eet warmed mai <3, n besides, ai juss (on december 17) turned 40, and ai is now OLD, n needz de cheering ups!
so: ai can has lyric n danse for “an ai danse, danse…”?
plzthnxbai!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP_tfVGKxdE&mode=related&search=
mumrik - HAPPEE BIRTHDAY!!
An here, ai hope, is the YouTube version ov Cat. I’m a kitteh kat.
Ai no sumwun rote out awl the werds - ai’m nawt shur where they ar.
Ai’m dansing fur you nao . .
Cat. I’m a kittehcat. An ai danse danse danse
An ai Meow meow meow.
PS - soon yoo will find out taht 40 is teh noo 25!
janet…
ai LUBZ yoo!
FANKYOO!!!
*huggels*
yes, “lyfe startz at 40!” r wut ebreewun b tellingz me - ai shore HOPE so!
*lol*
*maekz “40 is teh noo 25!” teh noo mantra*
mumrik, 40’s nawt OLD? is it? dammit…ai’ll bee 40 in March. *sniff* gess ai’ll be OLD too…
Aw spykes-mom - do nawt werree. 40 reelee IS the noo 25.
dear spykes_mom, ai r using teh mantra janet gibbed me, n sofar iz working BERREE goodly!
ai iz dansing n feline lyke 25 awl ober ageen - lyfe’s GOOD!
wut yoo wantz furr 40 - ehrm - 25th birfday?
*ohm…40 is teh noo 25…40 is teh noo 25…40 is teh noo 25…ohm*
fur teh 15th annibersery ob mah 25th burfday, ai wantz whirled peas. nuffin moar, nuffin less.
Kitteh sahs: No wantz here pharunts don nahstah
werez mah snarz? I gots no snarz!! Aww ya- tha’s mah beet!
Needs moar cowbell.
i has a fever! cure is more lolcats!
oh noez!
didz u catchez da disco fevea!
momcat
Nyce nawt sekkunt!
an…ai fink iz jus mizspeling uf “I can hear good.”
fank yoo!
mizpeling?
well; “god” / “good” - saym fing, reeellee…
Tankyoo!! Maeks senz!
BWAAAAAAAA…..LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
Das ‘zacktle whut yungesht hethen sayd when himz reeds dis catpshun:
” I can heer good? ” wif a qwestyun in himz voys! (Himz just starting to read - a widdle de-laid reeder…. but, himz cat-chin ups!)
an he’s saying “Bee kind to yur webfooteded frenz, foar taht duk may bee sumbuddies mudder.”
“Bee kind tu ur frenz een da swamp,
were da wedderz cold an daump.”
“Oh eye guezz dat u tinkz diz is de end,
well eet iz,
an dere izzent enny udder.”
Hmm - Thanks Janet, great reference!
Bee kindz to teh Denizens of teh swamp…
dese frens ob yores, can danse wif us an mummrick? yes?
Yes, ov corse. Awl Denizens an webfooted frenz report fur dansing doody!!
An ai will danse fur mumrik, too - since she has nawt had hurz danse yet. Waht shall we doo?
Since iz moastlee teh swamp peepl, ai think maybee just paddling aournd wud bee fun. We cud paddle playing follow teh leeder an maek fancee formations! Sorta Buzby Berkelee liek.
Shok Therapee
NO WANT!!1!
One Flu Ovur teh Litter Box? har har, iz no gud, i noes..
nerse ratsheet - do not want!!!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LAS…ai cain’t HEERZ u!!!!
Eye can uze iPod eer budz eenstead? Plz!
god sinds PodCats?
god seh “we iz sorreh for teh innkonveenenz”
Douglas Adams ref FTW!
u meen kitteh is listening 2 a
Disaster Area album?
maibe hims lissening to sum Vogon powetry
God eithur leaved hiz enjin runnin or he purrin’ 2..
http://www.happylolday.com
God are giving me new komandmintz–sumthing bout cheezburgers…
need earbudz plz, kthxbai!
My God! It’s full of stars!
total, total win.
+5, no, +10
NO! Head fones not tels me to breeth. I can doo dat miself.
big earphonez.
Pleez doan turn to 11!!!1!
Y they play baitofen when sho me nasti pictures? Is not fair.
Clockwork Orange ref, yes?
yes yes and yes! FTW!
Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I can see your lips move.
♫dayzee, dayzee, giev me ur ansur do…♫
i’z afrayd, Daev, my mynd iz going, i can feel it
jus wut do u think u r doin Dave?
“Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”
momcat
*speeks veri calmly* open teh pod bay dor, Hal