Comments on: ur xmaz preznt

By: TacoTacoBurrito

TacoTacoBurrito — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:06:13 +0000

Diz is waiz beta dan an Itouchz. Thx, Kittehz!

By: cscronau

cscronau — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:03:58 +0000

Dat haz tew b wun uv de qtst fingz ai r eber tew b heerin.

By: Wolf-Dog

Wolf-Dog — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:34:02 +0000

Mithinks dis wun gunna have kittehns. Bestest Xmas prezent eva.

By: Shadowcat

Shadowcat — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:04:21 +0000

MY wife was pissed off when my dumb ass cat shit in the living room

By: Meg D(not C.O.)

Meg D(not C.O.) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:50:00 +0000

Mah freind got a gas bubble 4 X-mas…

By: Nedz

Nedz — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:55:57 +0000

Late ai no but it opurres to meh dat Kittehs markins haz strong turdz moteef. Includzn tootsie roll tail.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:06:44 +0000

Dat’s rebarkable!

arf, arf

By: JH

JH — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:03:53 +0000

tha resete, i keeps it.

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:31:27 +0000

I tink so two, jinx…its jus wannadem pikshurs where it luks liek sumthin compleatly diffrunt is happenin.

Kinda liek dose pikshurs of yoo at da offus partee where yoo look rilly rilly drunk, but yoo were in da middle uv a beeg yawn…no drinkys at offus partees anywaze

By: moe

moe — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:37:01 +0000

psst: ai fink teh wun-burger troll be lurkin sumwer heer

By: moe

moe — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:33:30 +0000

aww, dats kyoot. kittehz be teh mennypewlaytib! i lost cownt ub teh tiems moe chewed up mah plantz, borked teh pot, an got dirt awl ober teh karpet. An den himz wud gib me teh kyoot “sowwy” luukz an akx fer snorgles, an ai fergetted ai wuz mad at himz. Hiz trik werked ebbery tiem.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:02:24 +0000

I tink dis jus a fat kitteh gon to sit down. Ma bowlin bawl kitteh lookt liek dis wen awl she gwine do wuz sit. Plus dey git dat weerd glayzd look wen dey poopin!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:01:07 +0000

LOL, yur kitteh gawts crabs!

Sownz liek a good hawl fur kitteh tho!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:59:54 +0000

Awwww, da mitee hunter haz returnd!

Gotsta lurv dat in da kitteh!

———
OT, but sorta nawt:
Da Xmas shoppins shows a genetik diffrens between mens an wimmins. Wimminz shawp in a ‘gatherin’ type uv style, an menz shawp in a ‘huntin’ kinda style.
Wimminz crooz throo da mawl, serchin der fayvrit places fur wut mite be growin der, an look in corners an ebreewer fur stuff to bring bak to cayv.
Mens go to mawl, stalk arown, an go in fur da kill an den get owta der befoar moar bigger aminals comes arown to hassle dem.

Anchent stratijeez, we has dem still!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:54:45 +0000

Wurstestest part uv dat iz wen goggee comes ober to giv yoo kisses aftur!!!!
Tanks fur da berreed trezoor!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:53:00 +0000

R a nekless! Sooo purtee! Shineee!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:37:38 +0000

Kitteh on Nawteh list iz thinkin outside teh box!

By: chewly

chewly — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:11:01 +0000

unless u git home frum ur mom’s to find kitteh barf in teh dining room n it’s covered in antz! EWWWWW. war did all teh antz come frum neway?!

major pleh not enuff. tihs callz fer admiral pleh.

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:01:03 +0000

I member when I got mah furst partmint…kitteh knockded ober mah Chrismus tree while I wuz at a Chrismus party, and lodged aginst da front door.

Here I wuz, 2 am, bumpin my drunk butt aginst da door, so I could git sum sleeps before work da neckst morning. Busted mosta mah ornamints — was relly pizzd at kitteh til he bringed me a stuft reindeer ornamint (in mah bed, no less) and putted it on mah chest, purrin as lowd as he cood. Awww. *splode*

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:03:46 +0000

This thot went threw mai had allsew – if mai kitteh asyoome teh position ai be grabbin:

a) teh kitteh
b) teh nyoosepapper

I no be grabbin teh kammera, for sertayn!!!!111!!!!

By: moe

moe — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:50:09 +0000

iz a kitteh konspeer… kawnspyra… eebil plan!

By: moe

moe — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:47:38 +0000

ai fink ichc be chanjin owr reeflecksez

By: Sakaki

Sakaki — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:09:00 +0000

Uhh….

DO NOT WANT!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:07:07 +0000

u wins all mah burgurs, greasycat

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:30:38 +0000

Uh, somewon bring me mah litter bocks…

By: D Marie

D Marie — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:02:12 +0000

Now you tell me… Mace doggeh’s worst trait was eating “kitteh treats” and then breathing in mai face.

Isn’t Major Pleh around here somewhere?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:30:46 +0000

in tihs case, “its teh thot that counts” is nott reassuring

By: stend

stend — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:29:40 +0000

calling major pleh… white courtesy phone please…

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:29:21 +0000

kitty snickers….

Yup that’s me…raisin heck fer ya

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:28:04 +0000

err that too…

or…Margie i jus lurve yer raisin scones…

oh why thank you…wait, whut? WHAT RAISINS!???!!!!!

By: Nedz

Nedz — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:59:55 +0000

well, uniquely personal, certainly!

By: Nedz

Nedz — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:56:25 +0000

pyook not enuff, oh no, not dis time.

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:53:42 +0000

Mah goggie wazzunt eber sheepish about it. He maded it berry cleer whut his favrite treet was.

Pleh.

(btw, there’s a powder you can get from the vet to put in the cats’ food. Makes the presents not so tastee.)

By: stend

stend — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:47:00 +0000

WHUH !!! lol’s

By: stend

stend — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:46:20 +0000

caused by flashing XMAS lights?

By: paprgrl421

paprgrl421 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:37:26 +0000

herez mah kweshtun. y wuld u grab teh camera??? if mah kitteh was poopin on dah floorz id be liek “ah crap! dun do that!”

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:31:01 +0000

Hopefully this does not cue the next picture of a sheepish dog who says, “He made you a present but I eeted it.”

I think I just grossed myself out.

Pleh.

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:22:37 +0000

FTW!!!1!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:22:25 +0000

How funny…I saw this pic and honest to God, my first thought, “Stend’s gonna LUUUUUV this one!”

And there you were, FURSTEE!

*duz a little dantz of joy for you*

By: 'steroid

'steroid — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:20:24 +0000

Mah mumma’z kitteh Willow gotted lotz uv prezens todai. Her gotted a mermade an a Fing in a Bag an flaiz on springz an too kanz uv gushiefuud an a krab. Her liked teh krab mostest.

By: stend

stend — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:11:58 +0000

it’s a garland !!!

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:06:35 +0000

Bestez is wen dey moonwalks bakwerds as the leev de prezent

By: Nedz

Nedz — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:02:50 +0000

Tee hee. Wun year my frends kitteh………well lets jus say dere wuz verreh creative ornament offerred by kitteh involvin tinsel and “beads”.

By: Blurgle

Blurgle — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:59:05 +0000

Lolcats 2, bowling balls 0.

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:56:38 +0000

Hold on Bob….yessssss i think this be the year…

Kitteh upends the tree from across the room in a perfect arc in a long jump decathletes drool about

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:55:56 +0000

Dey sez de mostest meaningful giftz r de onez u make urself!

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:54:15 +0000

as longs as it doesnt accidentally becomes seezining

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:54:10 +0000

Congratulations on nawt second, er, uh, shuld I say “number 2″.

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:53:17 +0000

tinsel bells
kitti smellz
santy ran awai
oh don run letz hab sum fun
wif burgasz in da sleigh!

momcat

By: Icanhaspint?

Icanhaspint? — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:37:50 +0000

So u fink teh costume waz funneh, do u?

I showz u funneh.