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in yur livin room, squeezin out the seezin
look !!! with tinsel !!! festive, yes ???
My husband sent his mom a christmas card that says, “It doesn’t feel like Christmas until the cat starts passing tinsel”
Tee hee. Wun year my frends kitteh………well lets jus say dere wuz verreh creative ornament offerred by kitteh involvin tinsel and “beads”.
it’s a garland !!!
R a nekless! Sooo purtee! Shineee!
tinsel bells
kitti smellz
santy ran awai
oh don run letz hab sum fun
wif burgasz in da sleigh!
momcat
Congratulations on nawt second, er, uh, shuld I say “number 2″.
u wins all mah burgurs, greasycat
as longs as it doesnt accidentally becomes seezining
caused by flashing XMAS lights?
err that too…
or…Margie i jus lurve yer raisin scones…
oh why thank you…wait, whut? WHAT RAISINS!???!!!!!
kitty snickers….
Yup that’s me…raisin heck fer ya
calling major pleh… white courtesy phone please…
How funny…I saw this pic and honest to God, my first thought, “Stend’s gonna LUUUUUV this one!”
And there you were, FURSTEE!
*duz a little dantz of joy for you*
Hopefully this does not cue the next picture of a sheepish dog who says, “He made you a present but I eeted it.”
I think I just grossed myself out.
Pleh.
WHUH !!! lol’s
Mah goggie wazzunt eber sheepish about it. He maded it berry cleer whut his favrite treet was.
Pleh.
(btw, there’s a powder you can get from the vet to put in the cats’ food. Makes the presents not so tastee.)
Now you tell me… Mace doggeh’s worst trait was eating “kitteh treats” and then breathing in mai face.
Isn’t Major Pleh around here somewhere?
Wurstestest part uv dat iz wen goggee comes ober to giv yoo kisses aftur!!!!
Tanks fur da berreed trezoor!!!
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa Kitteh will leavs some lumps uv coal.
Well, lumps, anyway!
just bowt owt ob de oven !!
So dats where Hanky da Christmas Poo came frum!1!!
Yew haz been BAD this yeer!!!
So u fink teh costume waz funneh, do u?
I showz u funneh.
pyook not enuff, oh no, not dis time.
unless u git home frum ur mom’s to find kitteh barf in teh dining room n it’s covered in antz! EWWWWW. war did all teh antz come frum neway?!
major pleh not enuff. tihs callz fer admiral pleh.
Dey sez de mostest meaningful giftz r de onez u make urself!
FTW!!!1!
well, uniquely personal, certainly!
in tihs case, “its teh thot that counts” is nott reassuring
Hold on Bob….yessssss i think this be the year…
Kitteh upends the tree from across the room in a perfect arc in a long jump decathletes drool about
I member when I got mah furst partmint…kitteh knockded ober mah Chrismus tree while I wuz at a Chrismus party, and lodged aginst da front door.
Here I wuz, 2 am, bumpin my drunk butt aginst da door, so I could git sum sleeps before work da neckst morning. Busted mosta mah ornamints — was relly pizzd at kitteh til he bringed me a stuft reindeer ornamint (in mah bed, no less) and putted it on mah chest, purrin as lowd as he cood. Awww. *splode*
Awwww, da mitee hunter haz returnd!
Gotsta lurv dat in da kitteh!
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OT, but sorta nawt:
Da Xmas shoppins shows a genetik diffrens between mens an wimmins. Wimminz shawp in a ‘gatherin’ type uv style, an menz shawp in a ‘huntin’ kinda style.
Wimminz crooz throo da mawl, serchin der fayvrit places fur wut mite be growin der, an look in corners an ebreewer fur stuff to bring bak to cayv.
Mens go to mawl, stalk arown, an go in fur da kill an den get owta der befoar moar bigger aminals comes arown to hassle dem.
Anchent stratijeez, we has dem still!
Dat’s rebarkable!
arf, arf
aww, dats kyoot. kittehz be teh mennypewlaytib! i lost cownt ub teh tiems moe chewed up mah plantz, borked teh pot, an got dirt awl ober teh karpet. An den himz wud gib me teh kyoot “sowwy” luukz an akx fer snorgles, an ai fergetted ai wuz mad at himz. Hiz trik werked ebbery tiem.
psst: ai fink teh wun-burger troll be lurkin sumwer heer
Dat haz tew b wun uv de qtst fingz ai r eber tew b heerin.
Lolcats 2, bowling balls 0.
Bestez is wen dey moonwalks bakwerds as the leev de prezent
Mah mumma’z kitteh Willow gotted lotz uv prezens todai. Her gotted a mermade an a Fing in a Bag an flaiz on springz an too kanz uv gushiefuud an a krab. Her liked teh krab mostest.
LOL, yur kitteh gawts crabs!
Sownz liek a good hawl fur kitteh tho!
herez mah kweshtun. y wuld u grab teh camera??? if mah kitteh was poopin on dah floorz id be liek “ah crap! dun do that!”
ai fink ichc be chanjin owr reeflecksez
iz a kitteh konspeer… kawnspyra… eebil plan!
This thot went threw mai had allsew – if mai kitteh asyoome teh position ai be grabbin:
a) teh kitteh
b) teh nyoosepapper
I no be grabbin teh kammera, for sertayn!!!!111!!!!
I tink dis jus a fat kitteh gon to sit down. Ma bowlin bawl kitteh lookt liek dis wen awl she gwine do wuz sit. Plus dey git dat weerd glayzd look wen dey poopin!
I tink so two, jinx…its jus wannadem pikshurs where it luks liek sumthin compleatly diffrunt is happenin.
Kinda liek dose pikshurs of yoo at da offus partee where yoo look rilly rilly drunk, but yoo were in da middle uv a beeg yawn…no drinkys at offus partees anywaze
Uh, somewon bring me mah litter bocks…
Uhh….
DO NOT WANT!
Kitteh on Nawteh list iz thinkin outside teh box!
tha resete, i keeps it.
Late ai no but it opurres to meh dat Kittehs markins haz strong turdz moteef. Includzn tootsie roll tail.
Mah freind got a gas bubble 4 X-mas…
MY wife was pissed off when my dumb ass cat shit in the living room
Mithinks dis wun gunna have kittehns. Bestest Xmas prezent eva.
Diz is waiz beta dan an Itouchz. Thx, Kittehz!