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NAWT WIF OUT A SCAWF!
an a HAT!!! an whare are does glubs yor grama gibed yew??? yesh, teh pinkee wonz!
Hao did yu loos tehm? Ai put tehm awn an idyot string throu teh sleebs ob yur annorakk
(kitteh luks sheepishlike, ducks hed, shuffels pawz)
“i dunno…mebbee dey fellded sumwares?”
(thinks to hims self, hoap she duzn’t luk unner bedz…)
well if yu carnt fined teh pink wuns, yu has to taek mai sheepyskin mittens. An mai zip-up bootees.
but den…
I can’t put mai armz down!
momcat
wwood yew like a rousing korus off “leddid snow” fur yore “congradumacations on nawt sekund danz” ?
Wayte fur me, kitteh!!!!!
goo kitteh goo! vrooooom!
Well dat splayns teh floof in teh triful….
Happy Krismuss eberybuddy! Just drawpin in to wish you an awl your kitteh (oberlords) a lubberly day.
mmmm… hot buttered kitty…
…..wif roasted ches muts………
woah- mai mindz getn twisted……
iz a NICE momcat……
awl yur fault stend!
(butz dis beez fun!)
momcat
poof
Weebles woble but teh downt…owch…ok, dey falls down.
Kitteh is bowled over by hiz presunts….tanks Santer!!
yoo lykes de noo stainless steel modul ??
that’s an IKEA bowl !!! is the bowl full of spare IKEA kitty parts?
dey promiss ta ships de head an otthur legg next week
***well see….nut holdin mah breffs***
watch, they’ll send ANOTHER right front leg, and kitty will never be able to go left. like zoolander. or those short legged goats that can only go counterclockwise around the mountain.
no worries….kittehs downt no how ta tell tyme !!
cept foar…
gushie fud tyme
nap tyme
wen i feelz lyke playin tyme
arnt yoo dun wiff dat yet tyme
I maded you some cookie dough but then I eated it
an layed in it and gott it all hairee furrst.
U wudden habb wunted it any way.
U WUD?
kitteh hairz, secret ingredient to make all ur holiday recupees speshul.
Call 1-800-catfurz fur your 3 month supply.
But wait if you call now, you can get 6 month supply for only ten cheezburgerz
Kitteh operaturz here to take Ur callz now, kthx bai
WHERE’S TEH PHONE???? GOTSTA ORDAH DAT NOOWWW!
Yez, in da kofe dis mornin be4 presentz got teh floater from mi-emme!
Merry Christmas and the very best of fishes!
teh kitteh hayr iz berry hai in proteen an fiber — berry nootrishus!
but unfortshunertlee nawt so tastee.
*pfeh pftooi*
Ktteh hares are ulso being bite all toodah gif rappin, sew itch an ebbery recip- ressip–purseon on hoo gets a gif is alll sew gettin a par tof teh kitteh!
weiz gotz da extre especial receipe hear…..
da ornje kitti/ goggi fur mix!
twice as fluffy, twice as noootrishish!
momcat
Oh hai, Ai is halping yu stir teh Krissmuss puddink, ‘k?
Donts 2 B fergettin teh brandees sawz, plz!
U byz dem spensiv toiz n dey plaiz wit teh dinirwaer…sigh
Dis iz Bestest Boal
Ebburr! Smoovz andz shynee awn
t3h Insyde andz Owt
No wunz luuk 4 meh
heer! Juss t3h ryte syze 4 lawnnnng
kwyett Kitteh Napz
Yuze t3h Mixxurr summ
playss elss. Dis Boal beelawngz 2
Kitteh Oberloard!
Jack.
Tihs teh bestest pome yets!
sledding–dis hao Aslan spen freee tyme in Narnia lol
i fink he’d need a biggeh bowl, unlessed he changed to liddle kitteh size az in Teh Hors an hiz boi wehn Shasta iz waitin fur Aravis ad teh egde uf teh dessert.
downt let yur kitteh doo this !!!
plz stap, plz stap….!!!
sledding foar kittehz is too danjerus !!!
foar de lub of kittehz evvurywhere…..
downt lett kitteh doo this !!!!
***LULZ***
is eggzakly teh saym as fyrin a loded lyin into a car!
great skott, itz a LION, get in teh bowl!!!!!
[the kitteh sledz to safetee, eberyboddee libs happilee eber abter]
Azlan iz nawt teh taym lyun. Butt hee iz teh gud!
i lub taht qwote
^^cute
Saucer Cat haz landed!
and is ready to take over the world
I fur wun welkums owr noo kitteh oberloards!
Doal luse mittenz or there iz no pie!
Life is just a bowl of kitties…
Take 1 cup Kitteh
Mix wif snorgles, smoo
Nevur set aside
With cayr, can keep fore fifteen yeers, or eben moer!
kitteh not goin ta narneeuh. kitteh saw dat dun in nashanul lambpoon krismus vaycayshun moovee wid chebvy chays! whooooosh! kthnxbai!
Did kitteh wax da bottum uv da bowl? VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOSHHHH!!!!
Tihs amoosement parque ride…
itz browken! Halp!
Goin Bowlin… Alreddy tehre.
hahahaha
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