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Yu bedder wotch owt! Yu bedder taek cayr:
Big oranj kitteh is flyin thru teh ayr!
On Crissmuss, orange kitteh NOT poysun!
U, Ambercat, r teh speshul Chrismuss furstee!!!!
Diss calls fur a SPESHUL DANTS!
Wutt shall it bee?
Cors oranj not poysun at Krissmuss; yu got wun in yur stokin, rite?!
Lets do a happi clappi dans ob joi, rown teh Krissmuss tree:
Kat! Ai’s a Krissmuss Kat!
An Ai pouns pouns pouns
An Ai bouns bouns bouns!
an ai clime clime clime
teh tree uv prezzents
all mine mine mine
al mine mine mine
Oh, dats so cute!!
I luv it!
*pounses happilee*
Thsi almoast wun last comment (ha!) and tehn ai must put mai pyooter awai until after Krissmuss dinner.
HOORAY fur Ambercat’s Crismuss speshul. Ai will SO happilee danse wif yoo
Kat! She’s a Krismuss Kat!
An She pouns pouns poun
An She clime clime clime!
Merree Krismuss!!
me dans tu for Ambercat and genrul hollyday glee…
pouns pouns pouns
clime clime clime
Merry Christymuss one and allz!!!1!
Merry Catmuss Evriwun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pouns pouns
danse danse*
an a bounce bounce bounce!
/says teh substanshullee sized *Kat*hleen…..
a gud sportsbra shud fix taht!
great ryme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH Boi Oh Boi OH BOi !!!!!
folloed by:
Oh Boing! Oh Boing! Oh Boing! As kitteh lands awn teh bed!
And kitteh goes
* tap tap tap* on the human’s forehead
otherwise I will
* danse danse danse* on your belleh
Rise and shine and serve meh sum gushie foodz
kitteh sayz..
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneoneone
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Garfield go bak to bed!
*tinks* Dat’s wat yoo tink, Jon. I’ll just stayr at yoo ‘ntil yoo wayk ups
merrrrrreeeeeee chrisssttttmmmmmus 2 all my cheezfrends!!!!!
wishin i cud teech mai kittehs 2 flik teh ON swichh 2 teh cawffee pot. not taht thay wud tihs morneeng. to bizzy chaseeng teh micees an balls an krinkellee tihngs taht sandy claws brawt tehm. ex-zited kittehs…..i has em.
Mai kitteh is too cool to plai wit tois, at leest wile Ai is wotchin! She lyked her gushie fud brekfast verree much tho!
Bunneh and Pinny Gigs not notissed teihr nu grassy tunnel ting yet. Undemonstratif pets; Ai has tehm!
teh kittehs ar juss to “kewl” to notiss giftees wile u ar wachhing. ack nonshallawnt….
Mai kittehs hav taeking ebberee thing off the bottom row ov limbz awn the tree. Ai has to leeve them off until justs befoar teh guests arrive. No poynt!! Except, ov corse, kitteh pleashure!
Wuz quite safe. This year ai hanged awnlee gilded nutz awn the bottom – just so tehy cud taek them away to their liddle harts content!!
Bunnehs are verree conshus of der dignitee. Dey Sellabrate wen you not lookin.
Excited kitteh is excited. Unaware human is unaware.
Dat will change raddur suddunlee.
Kewt! x3
Happy Holidays everyone!
suprize wake up callz?
yor bladda – I can stand on it?
liek they wud axe.
luks mom!
da raindeer were flyin jus lik dis!
weeee! omph!
momcat
merry kittenmas frm colomarado!
(where itz 4am n I shud be in bed…..
Ai wus jus wunnering if yu wuz up verree layt or verree eerly! Mai mummah wud get mebbee a cuple ob howrs off between rappin teh presents an doin owr stokins, an havin to put teh terkee in teh oben – but mummahs donut need mush sleep, rite?!
mummahs liek sleep 2! but teh hole fam damblee is comeeng 2day, an i must cook teh hollyday beest!
merree day frum kittehs KC, libby (the wobbler), an zeus in laffy-yett, looeezeeanna!
Wai Karen!! ai haz a hole fam damblee comeeng too!
sleepz?
whatz beez dis fing u callz sleep? I don needz sleep! I runz on da nrg dwinks!
momcat
Ai wanted to share wif evereewun this funneh messaj ai got from mai gud and funneh frend George!
re: Winter Solstice: Dec. 22, 1:08 A.M. EST
ALL! THIS JUST IN! It came, as predicted, just twenty minutes ago. We are OK. We are all AOK. No need for concern. All is well. The lengthening nights seem to have been stayed. God Bless the Administration of it All. REPEAT: The days now are getting longer, here in NY. I hope you all, so far afield, are soon able to report the same relief. In the meantime, happy holidays and, thank goodness, regardless, we’ll always have Dickens -GP
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Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
_______Janet bak. Ai’ve got to stop fur menee hours nao. Ai wish yoo awl, ebbreewhere, a wunnderful day!
i want cuciz
an yu can has cukis, jus as soon as yu has eeted yur brekfast…
R az soon as aye haz eeted ur brekfas
Ai gotz 2 do dis 2 mai hubzbind in a minnit. Ai bin up fr a owr en a haf, en he stil snorin. Anudder owr en a haf en we has 2 b at Momz howse. GET UP GET UP GET UP!!!1!!
I can has peace & quiet furr annuver 30 minitz?
Apparently nots.
is dat pitcher painting in teh bakgroun snikkerin at teh scene?
IMHO dis is teh bestest!
dat’s funneh!
How purrsepptive u r!!
It’z Prezzunt Day!!! Tyme
2 playz. Rappeeng paypurr no
canz standz a chanss!
Kitteh ekksyted.
Lawtza emptee bawkses 2
playz in 2nyte!
Noyzee papurr 2
pownss awn. Ribbunz 2 Nom andz
bowz 2 batz arownd!
Jack.
Today, Jack, I write
A Christmas Haiku for YOU!
Thanks for all of them
all throughout the year
you fill us with the happies!
I can haz hug now?
Merry Chrissmuss, Jack!
From all of us to YOU, friend!
And Happy New Year!
i was lyk tah whan i waz a lil kiddi, wakin’ up mai daddi and openin’ pressies! ^_^
Congratuations to my son Joey, the actual creator of this lolcat. Since he has no email of his own, I allowed him to use my name and address. You made the front page–way to go, son! Merry Christmas!! Mom loves you!
Tell him congrats!! ^_^
And ai luvs him too. Hiz commint iz purrfekt fur this pikshur fur Krissmas! Certainlee maed mee smyle reel beeg!
Mooooooooom! Git up git up git up! Sombunny broked into da howse an put prezinse unner da tree! U gotta c! Hurey!
i tink he gots into the catnips he gots fur xmas
do they have security on x-mas eve?
overexited much?