Thats MY pic!!!! Someone stole it and posted it here >:(

Brie is awful cute though huh?

’speshully nawt dis maus!

or

sugar pum fary NOM

fishikitteh

Kia ora me Mere Kirihimete!

Dat’s what I ment to say. Honest.

I iz not typing under de influence of eggnog…. which might be de problum?

maed a jillun birdhouses….grampa was a carpentur…..an gramma waz teh bestest cook ina whirld……an eeted miny homegrowed tommytoes…an teh corm frum tah farm….waaz the bestest….an gramma allus maed 3 pies awn Sundai, an she also maed awl mi sistahz an mi clothes …..an teh park waz acroos teh street, an teh streetz r red brick ina herrinbon pattern…..so pretty

an Gramma an Grampa had a loawng-haired blak cat “Bomber” (cause he wood “bomb” u wiff hizz hed) ( noaw iz noed as teh “hed bonk”) an Bomber waz suches a pashunt kittehz wiff me n Katy being jest liddle kidz at teh tyme….

idyllic chilehood…..ai had wun !

notice if u will….teh amont of frenz still chating an parttying togedder yesterdaze an todai !!! eben doze wif fambly an frenz neerbi…dey r still wiff us ……doze r gud frenz…..

akshualli, ai’d settle fur bein able to eet anyfing !!!! oh ai can getz fud….jest kant eet it WAAAAA….teefies ar hurtin ttoo muches…dont hab animoar doctor stuff an teh ober- teh- conter…..well ai hab taken a hole 100 pill bottle of Ibuprofin in teh last free days…….an still hurty….*sigh* ai noes it will getz bedder ……en ai wood do it agin ….no qwestun about taht…….

but iz weerd…wen u can onli eetz teh fud u kan slidez dwon ur froat….u reely do misses teh chewyz……’speshulli affer moar tahn 2 weekz…..hee hee ,yesturdaze….ai boughted myslef a liddle box ob wun ob mi faborite candi at teh 99sent stor….got it bak heer to teh motel …..openeded teh box popped wun into mi mouff and……..hadda takez it rite bak out…..waz caremel, wiff choklit an a hazelnu ina middle……..coodn’t eet the d*** fing !! so noaw teh box iz sittin der moking me……

“u cant eet mez u cant eet mez” stoopy candi…..

a bit later ai iz gonin obber to teh cawfee plase an helps out, an maybe lern how to maek a few ob teh fansi cawfee…….

but ai iz in teh gud muud aniwai……ai gotz a job !!! fingz r lukin up ! noaw jest gotta fine a plase reel fast…wun taht ai kan hab a kittehz !!!!

Rattie love! =D

omagawhhh
whazzat??
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jus lil ol bugeh-man unduh mouseh bedz

I haddun seen snow fur yeers. I miss it. Den I had too go up to Pollock Pines uddur day. I saw snow! I screamed! I was so excited…and it’s sooooo byootifull driving up there and looking down into the valleys….

Is nawt a verree eggsytin dai – Ai hav no presents to open til Ai see mai cusins termorrer, an mai siblings at Gnu Yeer but is gud ekscoos to be verree self-induljent an eet an drink an watch crap telly!

*heddesk*

Happitail Holler Daze to u AMBERCAT !

<3

My mom tole mee tonight abowt a storee Robert Fulgrum wrote about a father at Christmas. I tink dis wuz wun ub doze hard times on teh Prairie sort of stories. Him had ONE ORANGE to gib too him famblee fur Christmas. Affter diveeing it up a son noticed father diddun get nun. So hee gabe half ub his peece back. Denn teh uddur kids did too. And teh father started too cry.

Den I started too cry.

Now it starting agin.

Wut wunnur peepuls.

*Tinks ub teh Wunnerfull World song*

Merry Crissmuss too ebburbodee!

<3 an XO

ps: TC&AC an Salleh Ai has Krissmuss awl to maisef too.

…duzint madder, jus so lawng az ai kin hang owt heer fer a liddl whiel ebbery dai!

enny hao, merry krismuss tu ebbery buddy!!!!!

sydez…mowsie onlee fainted….he’s sokay !!

oh loek, heor is teh missul toe! ^_~