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ob course…nut ebben a mowse !1
i sware….
de “1″ afta de xclamashun mark
wuz cus i wuz typing fass….didnt
ebben see it till afta it posted….
but i admit….
wen i saw it….i thot…
naice touch !!!
LOL !!!
‘Twuz teh nite B4 Xmas, when all thru teh howse
Nut a creeture was stirring, nut ebben a LOLmouse;
Teh stockings were hung bai teh chimnee wif care,
In hopes that Santy paws soon would be there;
The LOLcats & Frenz were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cheezburgers danced in their heads;
awesum !!
WAIT! I CHANGED IT!
Twuz teh nite B4 Xmas and all thru teh blog,
Nut a creeture wuz stirring, not ebben teh LOLdog,
Teh LOLcats were posted all ovar teh site
In hopes that LOLfrenz wud rate them wif FIVES
Teh frenz were kommenting while tucked in thar beds,
While vishuns of cheezburgers danced in there heads
ebben moar awesummer !!!
dat iz filled wiv win an awsum!
an w00t-iness!
Diz b da win.
then i came along and went
BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH
CLANG CLANG CLANG
an poar leetle mowse fainted deed awai !!
yu not gettin nussing frum sanny klaws stabby! }:-(
dat’s ok, cuz sanny can’t gibb meh wut I rly wants
oh loek, heor is teh missul toe! ^_~
soz it wuz liek i didunt ebben do da clangy clangy clang?!
aw shucks! *kicks at the dirt under his feetz*
U a weik urly, Stabbi. Nawt tu bangs teh potses ’til Noo Yeers.
HI TC……. how’r ya doin ??????
wen ar u mobing ???????? happitail holler daze to u !!!!!
aeo noez! I had premature clangulation! i r teh embarassed :X
weez lykes yoo anywai…premature clangulation an awll !!!
sydez…mowsie onlee fainted….he’s sokay !!
yuu soo nice, LBeeeze, we shudd be lolfriends!
Ur name made mee LOL!
Iz sleepn Santa! Really! Really! You can come now!
Iz awl asleep!
momcat
Awww… iz kyoot! I wants to snuggle it an’ kiss it an’ read it a bedtiem story!
congrats! LBeeeze!
What danc wud u like? I fink da mous king figt frum da Nutcracker wud be gud.
jump
jump
twirl
twirl
swish sword, swish sword!
momcat
roll ober awn yur bak wif awl four paws en teh air. let yur bodygaurds carri yu orf en sed manner.
iffen i had bodygards, deyed haff to carry
me orf en sed manner…percislee !!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
fank yoo !!
Hay! Watch owt wid dat sowrd! :::checks whiskers carefully:::
teh dans ob teh shooger plump ferries.
Or te Chyneez tee danz
Shooger plump ferry, dass me!
’twas teh nite b4 kitmuss, an awl tru teh hawse, nawt a creetur wuz sturreeng
’speshully nawt dis maus!
or
sugar pum fary NOM
fishikitteh
Mowsie dreems of edam an gouda an brie and camembert. Kitteh dreems of mowsie burger … enny kinda cheez.
Teh Catburger wud dweem ob mausiburgers 2!
Whn Ai had teh pet mausis, Teh Catburger lubbed 2 watches dem. Wuns, him gawt wun ob dem aowt ob teh maus haus an’ brot teh maus 2 Teh Catburger’s fud bowl.
Nawt fur 2 feeds teh mausi, tho.
“Momma, can has mausi sammich, pls?”
Oh – teh cheezes sayed tehy had sum speshul thingz – an hao sweet iz tah? This bee ambercat and handicat an sangrail an Paws4thot an Jules an moe an lotje an flooof an SJ an starling an awl teh otters across teh sea – sleeping sweetlee in their liddle beds.
wut a verry naice thot !!
dowt know bowt de ress of yoo cheez fowks…
but i get awll nerbous wen im havvin a howsfull
of peeps coming an i gotzta hab evveryfing reddy…
de laffs are awll verry well plaiced foar meh !!!
Mowsie asleeps
Not wantin to mess up pome
LOLOLOLOL !!!
Otters across teh sea? I likes teh otters wid dere keyute widdle paws and wiskerz…and…..oh….lolspeak! Othhhherrrsss (Lite of recognishun apear abuv hed)
see, you WILL get it!
oh an btw, eef yu eber habs tyme, go bak tu teh berry beggining an look at teh pictures een reberse order, sooner oar laturr, yu will habfinded ebery meme, and eef yu find where stend becomes a pink floofy troll, please notify meh, ai habs yet tu find eet.
This is what started it all:
http://www.tinyurl.com/39lolo
And the evolution continues through tothe day the license was made:
http://www.tinyurl.com/37ks2y
Note: cannot join Lolfrenz, anymore. We migrated to being Cheezfrenz.
I posted the Troll License on my blog as a Kittehmus present for y’all, because everyone needs one sometimes. You can get to Cheezefrenz from there, too.
It occurred August 1st through August 8th. I posted links to the pictures, but WordPress is not showing them yet for some reason. If they don’t show up in an hour or so, I’ll try again.
Mr. Worf – ai am so glad yoo haz joyned us. Yoo reelee maek mee laff!
speeking of ST (we weren’t, but its ur name) mai hubbi and I hab a joke about saying “Whut?” being the unibersal translator. Bai the time we say it, our brains has figgured owt what the other is saying.
jus needed to share
hey, i notised dat, too. wished i had a reel unibersal translator, tho.
o hai, mr. worf! ai happi tu bee a otter across teh sea (i’z in india). ai no haz paws an wiskerz, but at leest ai haz a liddl lolspeek…
…duzint madder, jus so lawng az ai kin hang owt heer fer a liddl whiel ebbery dai!
enny hao, merry krismuss tu ebbery buddy!!!!!
If it maeks yu fell ennee bedder, tehre R otters awn teh eest coest ob Ingerlan. An wales awn teh west coest…(Ai sits an wates fore pennee to drawp….)
Yesh, but doez teh wales on teh west coast leave printz on de sandz when dey walks dee?
*when dey walks dere….
Dat’s what I ment to say. Honest.
I iz not typing under de influence of eggnog…. which might be de problum?
Am ai teh awnlee wun hoo did nawt luk at teh rite column – “News frum Burgers” Twas teh week b4 chrismas? Ai awnlee just nao did it – taeking a brake frum hangins stockingz an rapping teh prezzints . . .it iz – liek opening a present!
THANKS, BURGERS!! AN A VERREE MERREE CHRISTMAS TO YOO!!!
(AI hav to shout – tehy ar so far away)
I jes klikded it! Thank you for pointing it owt.
very phunnie
Thanks JH4K and the burgers!
OK mi trun …..Whut????? ai waz going along reeding teh stuff u riteded….an den teh conbersashun…….. whoosh !!!!!…….rite obber mi hed……
whut ar u talwking about der ???
Salleh – over aqwn the column awn the rite – luk up neer teh top. It says “News from – then shows a burger. then – in blue – “and the kitteh’s were lol’d” Click awn that and you will see a moast charming – series of Christmas Kitteh Pickshures.
Fank u Janet fur poyntin taht out…..so cyute…..
HEY TROLL !!! u iz trying mi pashunz……..we try to be nise to u an u still a big ugl,y stoopy…
BEGONE
SCAT.
Deer Salleh – just ignor teh stoopee thing. Remember – we pittee it. It iz nawt happee leik we ar. It prollee duzn’t has lots ov frenz, liek we do. An enehow, soon ar frenz will com bai and voat everthing bak up so it will bee as if it had nebber happened.
Ai mite bee going to bed soon – awnlee fur a liddel wile – NAWT DUN!!! EEEK
But tomorrow (akshullee as of this minute – today – (fur mee). Ha – funney that. Ai am today – an yoo are still yesterday. Eneway – ai will hav to put my pyooter awai until quite layte.
So let mee wish yoo nao a verree merree Christmas – even tho yoo may bee physicallee aloan, ai will bee wif yoo as much as ai can – and certainlee thinking of you. Remember – (and awl praises to yur nice cuzin as well) – you are nawt alone enemore.
*is alown fur Chrissmass 2* Ai can has mah Chrissmass nex’ week wen ai gets 2 Lost Wages.
{{{{{ebberybodee hoo are alown fur Chrissmass}}}}}
An {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}} to yoo, too. Ai has sumtiems too been alone awn Krissmuss. But next week gives yoo much to luk forward to. An ai will keep yoo in mai thots along wif Salleh.
We haz about 16 coming fur brekfast and teh stockingz and pressints. Tehn awnlee about 12 fur dinner. At the end, we will be about 8. Iz verree nice. Ai was goan fur menee yeers – so has missed a lot of famblee Krismusses. Gud frenz halp a lot!
((((((((((((((((((Tiny Cheezeburger))))))))))))))))))))))))
izzint funnee ???? Chrissymuz iz upon uz an ebbery wun waz gettin reddy, but still we awl haddz spend tyme heer….causes we ar fambly too.!!!!!
I waz teh gigglin at Janet an Ambercat an LBreeze an loawtz ob odderz……dey be awl buzy….but coodnt stay awai…
dat’z so nise…….
ifn u dont reed dis till tomorry Janet……..hope yer fambly an u has had teh berry berry bestest of daze togedder……..ai be finking ob awl my cheezffenz …
may u fine ur hartz desire….
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Janet }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
an TC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai gibbed u hugz ina preebius post… but wat teh H*** iz crissymuz..
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ TC }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]]]
ai iz so glad ur ar gettin to go wher u need to go…….fingz r lukin up huh?????
(((((((((((((((All teh ICHC nice peepuls)))))))))))))))))
Merry Crissmuss too ebburbodee!
<3 an XO
mowsee not sleepin; mowsie ded!
cuzz chococatsa gunna eatz him!!! crismis comez few ours erlie for chococat!
nom,nom,nom
Ob corrss, Mowsee iz
nawt stirreeng. Beenz avoydeeng
Kitteh awll dayz lawnng!
Hidz frum Kitteh atz
Brekkfust. Mannajjd 2 Nom Nom
Nom frum Kitteh’s boal
Watched Kitteh clymz t3h
Prezzunt Tree and playz wiff t3h
shynee ormanentz
Canz nawt stayz upz 4
Santa. Prezzuntz willz beez heer
wen t3h Sun cumz up
Jack.
jack,
yur sweet poetreez warms mah heart !!
must bee teh wine i had wif Chrismas dinheh- but i furst thot you wrote
“yur sweet potatoes warms mah heart!!”
i thot “hunh? dat’s funnee-”
ps teh poetry is eben betta than sweet potatoes!
no, i not have time warp- shoed hab wroted Chrismas EVE dinneh.
kthnxbai
Yay, a Christmas Rattie! I put for you yogurt drops and peanut butter and honey in your stocking while you sleep, littel rattie!
Actually, that’s what our ratties are getting for Christmas. And New Years. It will be teh Year of Teh Rattie, after all…
:O Ai’m not teh onlee wun?!? Ai juss left a comment abowt mai ratteez (skrol down er sumfin). Woohoo!
Mai bunneh gots a biig salad uv all kinz uv greenz, wif a cuppel uv baby karots, a walnut, an a cuppel uf craisins.
My rattie gotz yoggeez and choklit too! =D
Rattie love! =D
I is leavin alaska dis nite and flying bak to Texas, arraivin Christmas morning. I’ll be lukin awt window fer rayndeers when I nawt servin drinx. May awl creechurs be happy and peesful tonite!
Snorguls to awl!
Sorry u gots to werk on Kittehmus Eve….Have a safe flight and a good Kittehmus Day!
Dis not a mowse, dis a rat. Ratzen r mor soch…sosh…frendlee 2 peeplez dan mowsez. If u hav a pet rat, itz lyke havin a dawg u dont hafta walk, en teh poopz r much eezier 2 cleen up. I haz had 2 much wisky in mai eggnog, sorree fr tawkin abowt poopz.
Ennyway, teh kyootest fing abowt dis pikshur iz how dis littl ratty iz yuzin himz/herz brudder/sistr fr a pillo. Alla mai ratzen do dat. Ai haz 2 big ratzen, Maka en Nuku, dey r 21 munfs old, en 2 littl ratzen, Acorn en Cashew, dey r 3 munfs old. Eech uv dem yuzez dere brudder fr a pillo ebry chans dey get. Ai lubz dem so much. <3
izzit too late to tell Sandy Claws awl I wants fur Christmas is some ratties? nebber thot ob it befor your tribute to dem.
on sekund thot, I don’t fink Sandy Claws could be twusted wif ratties. They might disappear into teh bowl fool of jellies.
Ackshully, iz a gerbil–luk at the feets!
Nup! Ratz fer shor.
i’m afred if i looks at teh feets eye will splort and i don’t want to mek a big mess cause the usual cleaneruppers shoed have Christmas Ebe off.
(whispering to self-don’t look, don’t look, don arrrghhhhh Splort.
vewy vewy sowy.
I have sum leftober Kittehmus paper and scotch tape…. not as good as a CHRG or RARG, but I prolly have plastik wrap in teh kitchin, and we can fix u up temporarily (an festively!).
Ai think we ar awl going to need fixing up if wee luk too lawng at those adorable liddle feet!!
Ai’m still in the middle ov getting reddee fur tomorrow. Just a gazillion more presents to rap, 15 stockingz to finish stuffing and hang . . .maeking progress, tho!
Mary – yoo AR luking festive!!!
nao dat i hav festif fix for splort (FFFS) i wood love to wrap sum ob yore presents.
promise i won’t eat teh candi. (crossez fingerz behind back)
Kinda a hard candy Christmas for us this year. Not many presents. But, we got a few, and we are going to Momma’s, and we will eat well.
Ain’t got much money, but got enough for necessities, and I have a job, and a roof over my head. And I have a kitteh again!
And I have been at a Kittehmus Eve partee here all evening, just like havin frenz over without havin to clean teh house first.(!)
But, it is almost 1 am hear on teh East Coast, so I better go nite nite! Have a Merry Kittehmus everbody!
U has a good presheeashun. I admire dat.
My mom tole mee tonight abowt a storee Robert Fulgrum wrote about a father at Christmas. I tink dis wuz wun ub doze hard times on teh Prairie sort of stories. Him had ONE ORANGE to gib too him famblee fur Christmas. Affter diveeing it up a son noticed father diddun get nun. So hee gabe half ub his peece back. Denn teh uddur kids did too. And teh father started too cry.
Den I started too cry.
Now it starting agin.
Wut wunnur peepuls.
*Tinks ub teh Wunnerfull World song*
meny, meny fanks. (whispers- i gibbed way my CHRG and RARG to sumbunny who gibbed me a gif unexpektedlike and i had nufin left to re-gift tha wuz approprt uh aprpopret er would be rite, and i had fancy candies to gib away, but i eeted it.)
yoo are bery resoorseful an creatif!
It’z Stuart LIttle!!
Where be hiz plane and da car? and his friend the birdee?
It’z Rat-a-tooeee, dreamin ob resipees for plump pudding an wassale.
BRB, *sniff* *sniff*. Gotz sumpin’ inz Mai Ai……*sniff*
Must shows mai gurlfreind, mousey so kyute!!
Mowssie iz fakin. Himz litl i iz opin an peekun. I hoaps Santy duznt cee dat, cuz him mites nott liek taht.
SHHHH! Everbodies. Mouse is sweepings!
I’m not teh ownly wun who say “sweeping”!!! Yay!!
mi sister an eye (hoo are gown peeoplz liivngs mny miles from each other) use the term “seep”–as in “i seepy’ ‘i go to seep nw’
AWWWW cyute liddle fingerz an toeses…..
AND teh sweet liddle nosey. . .
Frum sum ob de resen postees, Ih got de curocity bout where eberybody iz. So, Ih’ll git id starteded:
Mary Kittimus 2 al Cheezfrenz frm dd in Macon, GA.
u mite wanna askeses dis qwestun affer teh holler daze……peepulz like Janet noes wher ebery bawdi iz……..ai hab the ADD an hab to heer miny tymes whar sum wun iz frum befor it sinkz in..
ai iz in callyfornuna….in Vallejo, in teh norff bay area, bout 27 milz frum San Frannysiscoez……nise twon awn teh watter, wiff ole Victoriun housez and dey sitz awn liddle hillz……iz bery pretti…..
Happitail Holler Daze to u dd…….
hai, salleh. I am in Connecthedot. Villejo sounds lubly.
‘tiz !!
Yay! I is frum Sacramento, CA! Hello, naybur!
oh HI Kathleen ……u r jest up teh hwy ffrum me…….bout whut ? a hour or so awai ??? izzint taht kool ??
Verreh!
I haddun seen snow fur yeers. I miss it. Den I had too go up to Pollock Pines uddur day. I saw snow! I screamed! I was so excited…and it’s sooooo byootifull driving up there and looking down into the valleys….
Hampton, Virginia – just north of Norfolk, and south of Williamsburg.
this hav much fun seen wher ebry body frum. like getting Christmas cards from all ober!
innit it ????
Merree Kittmas frum Toosawn AZ
Is Krissmuss morning heer in teh Cotswolds, Souf West Ingerland. Amber jus got her gushie fud and catmilk speshul Krissmuss brekfast, Easter Bunneh an teh Pinny Gigs will get teihrs wen Ai has put sum cloeths awn! A verree happy krissmuss form awl ob us to awl ob yu!
ps: TC&AC an Salleh Ai has Krissmuss awl to maisef too.
wellllll noawt ALW to urself…. u gotz ur critterz !!!!!
Happitail Holler Daze to u AMBERCAT !
Happy Christmas Salleh! Yur up eerlee, hao yu goin to spend teh dai? Ai has gibbon mai animuls teihr presents an tehy is ignroin tehm, Ai has maed a beeeeg pot ob reel cawfee an Gon Wit Teh Wind is awn teevee shortly an taht’s pritty mush it fore teh dai fore me!
Is nawt a verree eggsytin dai – Ai hav no presents to open til Ai see mai cusins termorrer, an mai siblings at Gnu Yeer but is gud ekscoos to be verree self-induljent an eet an drink an watch crap telly!
an ifn it’z cold outside (an ai noes it itz, u sed so a cupple ob daze ago.) an u r warm an snugglin wif ur Amberkitty, eetin an drinkin an watchin crap tv soundz pretty OK!!! an u do getz to seez ur fambly jest noawt todai…..u wiff ur cheezfambly todai……aint teh internet grand???!!! dis tyme lass yeer, no wun ob us noed any ob us an now !!!! we awl gotz teh gud frenz…..
notice if u will….teh amont of frenz still chating an parttying togedder yesterdaze an todai !!! eben doze wif fambly an frenz neerbi…dey r still wiff us ……doze r gud frenz…..
akshualli, ai’d settle fur bein able to eet anyfing !!!! oh ai can getz fud….jest kant eet it WAAAAA….teefies ar hurtin ttoo muches…dont hab animoar doctor stuff an teh ober- teh- conter…..well ai hab taken a hole 100 pill bottle of Ibuprofin in teh last free days…….an still hurty….*sigh* ai noes it will getz bedder ……en ai wood do it agin ….no qwestun about taht…….
but iz weerd…wen u can onli eetz teh fud u kan slidez dwon ur froat….u reely do misses teh chewyz……’speshulli affer moar tahn 2 weekz…..hee hee ,yesturdaze….ai boughted myslef a liddle box ob wun ob mi faborite candi at teh 99sent stor….got it bak heer to teh motel …..openeded teh box popped wun into mi mouff and……..hadda takez it rite bak out…..waz caremel, wiff choklit an a hazelnu ina middle……..coodn’t eet the d*** fing !! so noaw teh box iz sittin der moking me……
“u cant eet mez u cant eet mez” stoopy candi…..
a bit later ai iz gonin obber to teh cawfee plase an helps out, an maybe lern how to maek a few ob teh fansi cawfee…….
but ai iz in teh gud muud aniwai……ai gotz a job !!! fingz r lukin up ! noaw jest gotta fine a plase reel fast…wun taht ai kan hab a kittehz !!!!
merry christmas, Salleh.
sowy bout yore teef.
i will prays for you.
aw, salleh, hope yr teefs feelin better. an hope teh nu yeer start wif nize nu plais fer yu an kittehz, an gitz bedder as teh munths goez bai!
krizmz griitingz frum warm Mumbai, awn teh shoarz ub teh indian oshun. we’z in northern hammysphere, but it warm heer enny wai!
Mary Chrissmas from Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia.
Meowy crismus furm wichita kansas
Erin
Hey 3rin…..ai waz borneded in Lawerence……nebber cood spell dat naem…..ai speneded mi chilehood in Valley Fallz, teh sweetest liddle town of 1,200 up in teh far norffeest corner of teh Kansas…….weelll mi chilehood summerz aniwai…
maed a jillun birdhouses….grampa was a carpentur…..an gramma waz teh bestest cook ina whirld……an eeted miny homegrowed tommytoes…an teh corm frum tah farm….waaz the bestest….an gramma allus maed 3 pies awn Sundai, an she also maed awl mi sistahz an mi clothes …..an teh park waz acroos teh street, an teh streetz r red brick ina herrinbon pattern…..so pretty
an Gramma an Grampa had a loawng-haired blak cat “Bomber” (cause he wood “bomb” u wiff hizz hed) ( noaw iz noed as teh “hed bonk”) an Bomber waz suches a pashunt kittehz wiff me n Katy being jest liddle kidz at teh tyme….
idyllic chilehood…..ai had wun !
god jul (merry christmas) from sweden!
we hackshoollee sellerybrated christmas *yestuhrdae* in sweden, butt this way i gets christmas again tewdae – YAY!
Iz in Taranaki in Aotearoa.
Kia ora me Mere Kirihimete!
Taranaki, Aotearoa. Dat b a berry inuresten plase.
hunh? teh ignorance, i has it…
ai fink iz maori name fer teh nyu zeeland.
COOL!!!!
fanks for esplanashun!
‘Cept maybe a mouse… if he haz to get up for going to the… y’know… little Mousie’s room.
liddle Mousies’ rum….
*heddesk*
Thornius inz Nashville, TN, USA, hier
Dats a rat!
And frum Janet in St. Joseph, Michigan (on the eastern shores of the byootiful Lake Michigan)
TOO CUTE!!!
we all know in reality, that mouse was crushed =]
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ur comment crushes mah hart a tinee little bit. Wut fur u say dat?
nawt a creetur waz stirrin……..cept fur teh nocturnul kittehz !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-apc3XKvI&feature=related
nd this wun iz wunnerful……
http://www.youtube.com?watch?v=N4sT6ENoeHQ&feature=related
fooey gotz wun ob tehm to go but dis wun izzint werkin so go to utube and type in Hula cat is berry funny….
an dunnit luk lik teh liddle rattie haz jest reecheded ober wif hiz liddle paw an pulleded teh cobberz ober himz ????
I coddle and pamper my hamster the very same way, to the point of spoiling him!
Oh, an ittehbittehkitteh, wareebbur u r, I misses u an hopes u r habbin a good holiday!!
<3
Yes, ittehbittehkitteh – we awl misses yoo. Merrey Chrismas to yoo – and we hoeps verree much to see yoo again befoar long.
me free, me free, hopes ur habin teh berry bestest ob hollerdaze ibk !!!!!
TOO CUTE!!!
*squeak squeak squeak*
omagawhhh
whazzat??
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jus lil ol bugeh-man unduh mouseh bedz
aww this picture is so cute. :’)
makes me miss my pet rat
HEY…
Thats MY pic!!!! Someone stole it and posted it here >:(
Brie is awful cute though huh?
KAWAII DESU NE?
Aww! Cute cat!