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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
ob course…nut ebben a mowse !1
i sware….
de “1″ afta de xclamashun mark
wuz cus i wuz typing fass….didnt
ebben see it till afta it posted….
but i admit….
wen i saw it….i thot…
naice touch !!!
LOL !!!
‘Twuz teh nite B4 Xmas, when all thru teh howse
Nut a creeture was stirring, nut ebben a LOLmouse;
Teh stockings were hung bai teh chimnee wif care,
In hopes that Santy paws soon would be there;
The LOLcats & Frenz were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cheezburgers danced in their heads;
awesum !!
WAIT! I CHANGED IT!
Twuz teh nite B4 Xmas and all thru teh blog,
Nut a creeture wuz stirring, not ebben teh LOLdog,
Teh LOLcats were posted all ovar teh site
In hopes that LOLfrenz wud rate them wif FIVES
Teh frenz were kommenting while tucked in thar beds,
While vishuns of cheezburgers danced in there heads
ebben moar awesummer !!!
dat iz filled wiv win an awsum!
an w00t-iness!
then i came along and went
BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH
CLANG CLANG CLANG
an poar leetle mowse fainted deed awai !!
yu not gettin nussing frum sanny klaws stabby! }:-(
dat’s ok, cuz sanny can’t gibb meh wut I rly wants
oh loek, heor is teh missul toe! ^_~
soz it wuz liek i didunt ebben do da clangy clangy clang?!
aw shucks! *kicks at the dirt under his feetz*
U a weik urly, Stabbi. Nawt tu bangs teh potses ’til Noo Yeers.
HI TC……. how’r ya doin ??????
wen ar u mobing ???????? happitail holler daze to u !!!!!
aeo noez! I had premature clangulation! i r teh embarassed :X
weez lykes yoo anywai…premature clangulation an awll !!!
sydez…mowsie onlee fainted….he’s sokay !!
yuu soo nice, LBeeeze, we shudd be lolfriends!
Ur name made mee LOL!
Iz sleepn Santa! Really! Really! You can come now!
Iz awl asleep!
momcat
Awww… iz kyoot! I wants to snuggle it an’ kiss it an’ read it a bedtiem story!
congrats! LBeeeze!
What danc wud u like? I fink da mous king figt frum da Nutcracker wud be gud.
jump
jump
twirl
twirl
swish sword, swish sword!
momcat
roll ober awn yur bak wif awl four paws en teh air. let yur bodygaurds carri yu orf en sed manner.
iffen i had bodygards, deyed haff to carry
me orf en sed manner…percislee !!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
fank yoo !!
Hay! Watch owt wid dat sowrd! :::checks whiskers carefully:::
teh dans ob teh shooger plump ferries.
Or te Chyneez tee danz
Shooger plump ferry, dass me!
’twas teh nite b4 kitmuss, an awl tru teh hawse, nawt a creetur wuz sturreeng
’speshully nawt dis maus!
or
sugar pum fary NOM
fishikitteh
Mowsie dreems of edam an gouda an brie and camembert. Kitteh dreems of mowsie burger … enny kinda cheez.
Teh Catburger wud dweem ob mausiburgers 2!
Whn Ai had teh pet mausis, Teh Catburger lubbed 2 watches dem. Wuns, him gawt wun ob dem aowt ob teh maus haus an’ brot teh maus 2 Teh Catburger’s fud bowl.
Nawt fur 2 feeds teh mausi, tho.
“Momma, can has mausi sammich, pls?”
Oh - teh cheezes sayed tehy had sum speshul thingz - an hao sweet iz tah? This bee ambercat and handicat an sangrail an Paws4thot an Jules an moe an lotje an flooof an SJ an starling an awl teh otters across teh sea - sleeping sweetlee in their liddle beds.
wut a verry naice thot !!
dowt know bowt de ress of yoo cheez fowks…
but i get awll nerbous wen im havvin a howsfull
of peeps coming an i gotzta hab evveryfing reddy…
de laffs are awll verry well plaiced foar meh !!!
Mowsie asleeps
Not wantin to mess up pome
LOLOLOLOL !!!
Otters across teh sea? I likes teh otters wid dere keyute widdle paws and wiskerz…and…..oh….lolspeak! Othhhherrrsss (Lite of recognishun apear abuv hed)
see, you WILL get it!
oh an btw, eef yu eber habs tyme, go bak tu teh berry beggining an look at teh pictures een reberse order, sooner oar laturr, yu will habfinded ebery meme, and eef yu find where stend becomes a pink floofy troll, please notify meh, ai habs yet tu find eet.
This is what started it all:
http://www.tinyurl.com/39lolo
And the evolution continues through tothe day the license was made:
http://www.tinyurl.com/37ks2y
Note: cannot join Lolfrenz, anymore. We migrated to being Cheezfrenz.
I posted the Troll License on my blog as a Kittehmus present for y’all, because everyone needs one sometimes. You can get to Cheezefrenz from there, too.
It occurred August 1st through August 8th. I posted links to the pictures, but WordPress is not showing them yet for some reason. If they don’t show up in an hour or so, I’ll try again.
Mr. Worf - ai am so glad yoo haz joyned us. Yoo reelee maek mee laff!
speeking of ST (we weren’t, but its ur name) mai hubbi and I hab a joke about saying “Whut?” being the unibersal translator. Bai the time we say it, our brains has figgured owt what the other is saying.
jus needed to share
hey, i notised dat, too. wished i had a reel unibersal translator, tho.
o hai, mr. worf! ai happi tu bee a otter across teh sea (i’z in india). ai no haz paws an wiskerz, but at leest ai haz a liddl lolspeek…
…duzint madder, jus so lawng az ai kin hang owt heer fer a liddl whiel ebbery dai!
enny hao, merry krismuss tu ebbery buddy!!!!!
If it maeks yu fell ennee bedder, tehre R otters awn teh eest coest ob Ingerlan. An wales awn teh west coest…(Ai sits an wates fore pennee to drawp….)
Yesh, but doez teh wales on teh west coast leave printz on de sandz when dey walks dee?
*when dey walks dere….
Dat’s what I ment to say. Honest.
I iz not typing under de influence of eggnog…. which might be de problum?
Am ai teh awnlee wun hoo did nawt luk at teh rite column - “News frum Burgers” Twas teh week b4 chrismas? Ai awnlee just nao did it - taeking a brake frum hangins stockingz an rapping teh prezzints . . .it iz - liek opening a present!
THANKS, BURGERS!! AN A VERREE MERREE CHRISTMAS TO YOO!!!
(AI hav to shout - tehy ar so far away)
I jes klikded it! Thank you for pointing it owt.
very phunnie
Thanks JH4K and the burgers!
OK mi trun …..Whut????? ai waz going along reeding teh stuff u riteded….an den teh conbersashun…….. whoosh !!!!!…….rite obber mi hed……
whut ar u talwking about der ???
Salleh - over aqwn the column awn the rite - luk up neer teh top. It says “News from - then shows a burger. then - in blue - “and the kitteh’s were lol’d” Click awn that and you will see a moast charming - series of Christmas Kitteh Pickshures.
Fank u Janet fur poyntin taht out…..so cyute…..
HEY TROLL !!! u iz trying mi pashunz……..we try to be nise to u an u still a big ugl,y stoopy…
BEGONE
SCAT.
Deer Salleh - just ignor teh stoopee thing. Remember - we pittee it. It iz nawt happee leik we ar. It prollee duzn’t has lots ov frenz, liek we do. An enehow, soon ar frenz will com bai and voat everthing bak up so it will bee as if it had nebber happened.
Ai mite bee going to bed soon - awnlee fur a liddel wile - NAWT DUN!!! EEEK
But tomorrow (akshullee as of this minute - today - (fur mee). Ha - funney that. Ai am today - an yoo are still yesterday. Eneway - ai will hav to put my pyooter awai until quite layte.
So let mee wish yoo nao a verree merree Christmas - even tho yoo may bee physicallee aloan, ai will bee wif yoo as much as ai can - and certainlee thinking of you. Remember - (and awl praises to yur nice cuzin as well) - you are nawt alone enemore.
*is alown fur Chrissmass 2* Ai can has mah Chrissmass nex’ week wen ai gets 2 Lost Wages.
{{{{{ebberybodee hoo are alown fur Chrissmass}}}}}
An {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}} to yoo, too. Ai has sumtiems too been alone awn Krissmuss. But next week gives yoo much to luk forward to. An ai will keep yoo in mai thots along wif Salleh.
We haz about 16 coming fur brekfast and teh stockingz and pressints. Tehn awnlee about 12 fur dinner. At the end, we will be about 8. Iz verree nice. Ai was goan fur menee yeers - so has missed a lot of famblee Krismusses. Gud frenz halp a lot!
((((((((((((((((((Tiny Cheezeburger))))))))))))))))))))))))
izzint funnee ???? Chrissymuz iz upon uz an ebbery wun waz gettin reddy, but still we awl haddz spend tyme heer….causes we ar fambly too.!!!!!
I waz teh gigglin at Janet an Ambercat an LBreeze an loawtz ob odderz……dey be awl buzy….but coodnt stay awai…
dat’z so nise…….
ifn u dont reed dis till tomorry Janet……..hope yer fambly an u has had teh berry berry bestest of daze togedder……..ai be finking ob awl my cheezffenz …
may u fine ur hartz desire….
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Janet }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
an TC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai gibbed u hugz ina preebius post… but wat teh H*** iz crissymuz..
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ TC }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}]]]]
ai iz so glad ur ar gettin to go wher u need to go…….fingz r lukin up huh?????
(((((((((((((((All teh ICHC nice peepuls)))))))))))))))))
Merry Crissmuss too ebburbodee!
<3 an XO
mowsee not sleepin; mowsie ded!
cuzz chococatsa gunna eatz him!!! crismis comez few ours erlie for chococat!
nom,nom,nom
Ob corrss, Mowsee iz
nawt stirreeng. Beenz avoydeeng
Kitteh awll dayz lawnng!
Hidz frum Kitteh atz
Brekkfust. Mannajjd 2 Nom Nom
Nom frum Kitteh’s boal
Watched Kitteh clymz t3h
Prezzunt Tree and playz wiff t3h
shynee ormanentz
Canz nawt stayz upz 4
Santa. Prezzuntz willz beez heer
wen t3h Sun cumz up
Jack.
jack,
yur sweet poetreez warms mah heart !!
must bee teh wine i had wif Chrismas dinheh- but i furst thot you wrote
“yur sweet potatoes warms mah heart!!” <