Kitty with your eyes so bright
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
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Tehn awl teh odder kittehs laffed an showted owt wit glee!
Ambercat – Canz I offur Crismiss Crakker dans?
Ai’s gettin berree tyrd – is neerly midnite an tym fore Farder Kitmuss heer. Yu awl go hed an dans, Ai’ll jus hav sum hawt choklit an snorgle wit mai kitteh
Frum mai li’l Warshungtun Dee Cee to yew in Ingerlund, best of rests….and tanks for bringun mez and minez such lols and cheezfrenz since I founds ICHC!
hapee happee happee Christmas to you, Ambercat!
(did yoo reelly sabe me sum turkee?)
if kitteh shoots santa, he wud be on NAWTY LIST!!!
BTW,I are a NOOB. NO killings plz? KTHXBAI!
santa defense system
ENGAGE !!!
Santa Defense System bee……LUV!
(It bee verreh, verreh disarming!)
IF LAZRS FIRE,KITTEH WILL BE IN NAWTY LIST!
btw, i are a NOOB.No killing plz? KTHXBAI.
wez wilcome ennyone here, unless yu bees teh troll, yu no is troll rite?
good. Welcome! to our humbel abode!
WUT?! how did 2 kommints get har?! i sees dubbl?!
an welcum to teh triulz an trubulashuns ob deelin wiff teh Word Press…….sum tymes they eetz ur stuff an swolloz it, an sumtymes tehy horck it bak up. (see the fione job tehy did aawn wun ob mine in teh prreeveeous pitture )
an sum tymes tehy behabes tehmselves……u jest nebber noes wat dey ar gonna do….
we awl useded to it.
dinna fash urself……iz OK
Welcum Kwazydaklady!
Cum joyn teh partee!
U guyz R so nice! I feel welkum already!
iz glad ur heer !!
Yoo ar verree welkum!! and Merrey Krismuss or Merrey enething else yoo may celebrate.
Debil kitteh bernz awl UR Givtz
it’s pink momma
whups – wrong thread
*hed in hand*
doo I reelee wunt too noe?
Norad kitteh traks Santa wit lazrs.
Alien kitteh in serch of teh Planet of Mice aksidentally lands at North Pole.
Cats… In… Space…
Mai hewman kitten always has to check with NORAD to see where Santa is every year. One year he even went to bed EARLY cause he saw Santa was close
http://www.noradsanta.org/
OMG – I just googled for norad + santa @ 10:28 EST … that is so excellent
Ho Ho Ho Kitteh, wot yu want me to leef yu in yur stawkin?
Donut be silly, Santa, Ai nawt waer stokins! nao stop messin abowt an hand ober teh nip!
Nawt Sekond danz 4 Ambercat. Jeengell bailz ROK!!1!
Tihs newel post is gettin rite awn mai jingel bell
yur tellin me; wai yu tink mai ys poppin owt mai hed?!
…and skeer away doggehs, trollies, and tings that go bump in the nite….
o hai. santa brot u sum krismus lites, but i eated them
crismis cracka danz, u sai?
it goze lyk diss:
tippyto, tippytoe…twist–
tippytoe, tippytoe…twist–
slink abowt…and pull!
jus plz to not be shooting daown teh airplanes wif yur lazor eyes, kthxbai.
crismas cracka dance?
tippyto, tippytoe…twist–
tippytoe, tippytoe…twist–
slink abowt…now pull!
dun wurry santa, mah eyez iz liek 100,000 wattz. is so grate tonite!
redd noze opshunall !!
ZOMG!!! Soooo funnee site heer:
http://www.movie-cat.com/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/
Funny site….Thanks!
Is midnite heer so is nao Kitmuss Dai! Ai can heer bells an Ai tink rainy deers has jus landed awn mai roof so Ai gotta go to bed a pertend to be asleep so Farder Kitmuss will brung mai pressents. Nite nite awl mai cheezfrends an a verree merree Krissmuss to yu awl!
Nite nite, Ambercat! Hope Santa Paws brings u fun stuffs!
Merry Catmuss!
PS. Send Santa Paws ober dis wai wen hims dun ober dere!
OH NOES!! “I must stop Christmas from coming” Kitteh has deployed Star Wars anti-Santa lazer beam eyes Kitteh. LOOK OUT SANTA!!!!
Iz kitteh Star of Beflehems, showin teh way to teh staybul
Iz Kristmas Dai here in Inngerland – so I wannts naow to wish alla teh cheezfrends a Berry Merry Kristmas and a peasefulls anna Happi New Yeer.
I onlee been heer a short whyles, but ai feels mush luvvin and goode vybes froam teh peeps heer an ai am berry happi to have fynded u all.
Teh peece an teh lite,
Handi xx
Handicat is Inngerlish? ICHCB mus be wurl famus. Well den Happy Christmas to awl our Inngerlish frens from us Americans across teh pond.
ooooohhhhhhhhh (eberybuddy joyn in)
star ob wunder
star ob light
star wif royal byooty brite…
I needz U Glow-ied kitteh, Sanny klaws sez,. I jus foun out tat Roodolf gots his red noze by snogging awl mah rum toddies an wassail
Kitteh wiff Layzurr
Ieez reepoartz 2 Muthurr Ship
Hewmin beehayvyur
Hewminz reespawndeeng
well 2 purrz andz kuddillz. Shoodz
increess Kewt Fakktur
Prezzent Tree fallz down.
Gifftz shreddud. Nawt inz Trubbill.
Lyfe iz verreh gud!
Jack.
T3h Twelve Cats Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me
On the second day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the third day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the fourth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the fifth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree 5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the sixth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the seventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the eighth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the ninth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the tenth day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the eleventh day of Christmas
I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me
Jack
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHEEZFRENDZ!!!
Jack,
Yoo are jes AMAYZING!!!11!!
Elebendy seben burgers and christmas wishes to you!
Wow Jak, dat wuz so awsum! Wil u inclood it in ur po-tree book?
jack,
you are berry talented. tanks for all your great poems.
merry christmas too all!!!!!!!!
Has u been at mah howse? hehehe
Merry Christmas, Jack an all teh Cheezfrends, from Lex and his hooman, SarahD!
Jack – WHAT an addtishun to ar alreddee impressive colleckshun ov Kitteh Carlols!!! And what a nice time to find it heer. Ai’m a liddle despairing abawt getting ene sleep tonite at awl – much to do yet. And WHAT a picker-upper thiz waz. Gives mee the strength to go awn!!
The very Merriest Christmas to you and yours!
surry for dubble dansing posts. iz noob arso…thot dinnint work…i iz ok naow! tanks for the cheezbrgrs
kthxbai,
loves and snorles and cheezbrgrs,
chococat…(day-bu)
Ebil kitteh reddy tu destwoy menase ov ranedeers messin wif him teratoree
I know the source! That’s my kitty! She’s famous on the internets! (Photo was taken from my flickr page.)
YOU ARE MEAN FOR SAYING HELLOW