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Kitty with your eyes so bright


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won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

or ask any lazor kitteh

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  1. Ambercat says:

    Tehn awl teh odder kittehs laffed an showted owt wit glee!

  2. thornius says:

    Debil kitteh bernz awl UR Givtz

  3. Missy says:

    Norad kitteh traks Santa wit lazrs.

  4. Ambercat says:

    Ho Ho Ho Kitteh, wot yu want me to leef yu in yur stawkin?

    Donut be silly, Santa, Ai nawt waer stokins! nao stop messin abowt an hand ober teh nip!

  5. thornius says:

    Nawt Sekond danz 4 Ambercat. Jeengell bailz ROK!!1!

  6. Ambercat says:

    Tihs newel post is gettin rite awn mai jingel bell

    yur tellin me; wai yu tink mai ys poppin owt mai hed?!

  7. leaf says:

    …and skeer away doggehs, trollies, and tings that go bump in the nite….

  8. invisible commenter says:

    o hai. santa brot u sum krismus lites, but i eated them

  9. chococat says:

    crismis cracka danz, u sai?

    it goze lyk diss:

    tippyto, tippytoe…twist–
    tippytoe, tippytoe…twist–
    slink abowt…and pull!

  10. gascat says:

    jus plz to not be shooting daown teh airplanes wif yur lazor eyes, kthxbai.

  11. chococat says:

    crismas cracka dance?

    tippyto, tippytoe…twist–
    tippytoe, tippytoe…twist–
    slink abowt…now pull!

  12. dun wurry santa, mah eyez iz liek 100,000 wattz. is so grate tonite!

  13. LBeeeze says:

    redd noze opshunall !!

  14. Ambercat says:

    Is midnite heer so is nao Kitmuss Dai! Ai can heer bells an Ai tink rainy deers has jus landed awn mai roof so Ai gotta go to bed a pertend to be asleep so Farder Kitmuss will brung mai pressents. Nite nite awl mai cheezfrends an a verree merree Krissmuss to yu awl!

    • Romeow says:

      Nite nite, Ambercat! Hope Santa Paws brings u fun stuffs!
      Merry Catmuss!

      PS. Send Santa Paws ober dis wai wen hims dun ober dere!

  15. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    OH NOES!! “I must stop Christmas from coming” Kitteh has deployed Star Wars anti-Santa lazer beam eyes Kitteh. LOOK OUT SANTA!!!!

  16. handikat says:

    Iz kitteh Star of Beflehems, showin teh way to teh staybul :-)

    Iz Kristmas Dai here in Inngerland – so I wannts naow to wish alla teh cheezfrends a Berry Merry Kristmas and a peasefulls anna Happi New Yeer.

    I onlee been heer a short whyles, but ai feels mush luvvin and goode vybes froam teh peeps heer an ai am berry happi to have fynded u all.

    Teh peece an teh lite,

    Handi xx

    • 6ToedCatsRule says:

      Handicat is Inngerlish? ICHCB mus be wurl famus. Well den Happy Christmas to awl our Inngerlish frens from us Americans across teh pond.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      ooooohhhhhhhhh (eberybuddy joyn in)
      star ob wunder
      star ob light
      star wif royal byooty brite…

  17. miss foots says:

    I needz U Glow-ied kitteh, Sanny klaws sez,. I jus foun out tat Roodolf gots his red noze by snogging awl mah rum toddies an wassail

  18. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh wiff Layzurr
    Ieez reepoartz 2 Muthurr Ship
    Hewmin beehayvyur

    Hewminz reespawndeeng
    well 2 purrz andz kuddillz. Shoodz
    increess Kewt Fakktur

    Prezzent Tree fallz down.
    Gifftz shreddud. Nawt inz Trubbill.
    Lyfe iz verreh gud! :-)

    Jack.

  19. Jack Deth says:

    T3h Twelve Cats Of Christmas

    On the first day of Christmas
    when I brought home my tree
    My 12 cats were laughing at me

    On the second day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the third day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the fourth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the fifth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree 5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the sixth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the seventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the eighth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the ninth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the tenth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me

    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    I looked at my poor tree
    12 cats a-climbing
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me :-)

    Jack

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHEEZFRENDZ!!!

    • Shera (kittehvet) says:

      Jack,

      Yoo are jes AMAYZING!!!11!!

      Elebendy seben burgers and christmas wishes to you!

    • teenie says:

      Wow Jak, dat wuz so awsum! Wil u inclood it in ur po-tree book?

    • Punkin says:

      jack,
      you are berry talented. tanks for all your great poems.

      merry christmas too all!!!!!!!!

    • SarahD says:

      Has u been at mah howse? hehehe

      Merry Christmas, Jack an all teh Cheezfrends, from Lex and his hooman, SarahD!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Jack – WHAT an addtishun to ar alreddee impressive colleckshun ov Kitteh Carlols!!! And what a nice time to find it heer. Ai’m a liddle despairing abawt getting ene sleep tonite at awl – much to do yet. And WHAT a picker-upper thiz waz. Gives mee the strength to go awn!!

      The very Merriest Christmas to you and yours!

  20. chococat says:

    surry for dubble dansing posts. iz noob arso…thot dinnint work…i iz ok naow! tanks for the cheezbrgrs

    kthxbai,
    loves and snorles and cheezbrgrs,
    chococat…(day-bu)

  21. D.R. says:

    Ebil kitteh reddy tu destwoy menase ov ranedeers messin wif him teratoree

  22. J.D. says:

    I know the source! That’s my kitty! She’s famous on the internets! (Photo was taken from my flickr page.)

  23. ana says:

    YOU ARE MEAN FOR SAYING HELLOW


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