go bed
santa be here soon
accident about to happen in dis house…
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but Moooooommmmm, I not sleepy!
vewy happy congradumacations on nawt secund. Wut song/danz wud yoo lyke?
O fank u. Ai fink teh danse wif Mother Ginger en teh liddl clownz frum teh Nutcracker wud be fun. Kitteh in teh pictur ken be Mother Ginger en all cheezfrenz ken hyde under her skirt, den we all cum owt en danse danse danse twirl leep until we iz tyred, den we go bak inna skirt fr a nap.
NOW THE ONLY THING MISSING IS CHARO !!!
http://www.gawker.com/337397/feliz-naviblah?autoplay=true
stend….thank you, thank you, thank you! anything to make my christmas just a little gayer!
( bows )
oy vay
NOOOOOOOO!!! Nawt Charro! Koochee Koochee! Arreeba!
YAY!!!! Pee-Wee! I shure do miss him!
Feliz Naviblah, evveydobby!
*sigh*
DIS is wut I ment!
Mother Ginger
(If dat dun werk, copy en paste http://www.graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/11/26/arts/26dunn.large2.jpg
kthxbai)
holy cr4p !!! she’s gonna run those poor children down with her skirt !!!
Dat da dance jooz haffa do on dem shoes wit da woody toes? OUchie, ouchie. I fink I jus stans here and bees da nutcraker. All I gotz to do is scowler at lot.
Happy eberting to da furries an da fussies an da featherings and da scaleis…and da peeps. Did I forgot da peeps? Happy Chrischankwanzolstice to all and to all a good nite!
Yu duzn’t hasta sleep, little floofy Dandelion kitteh. Yu just hasta lay down, get unda da coverz, put yr hed on the pillo, n close yr. eyes.
(meh Momma usta say dis to me on Krismuss Eev when I was lil, xcept not tha part about bein a kitteh).
Bestest of holidays, milk n cookees, and snorgles to all.
if u doan go to sleep, santa wont come
ok ok i sleep nao
dad, y i am wyte & u orinj? am i adopptd??
papah kitteh:well, we chosded you on purpose out ob all teh over kittehs at teh hyumane sosighty.
lil kitteh: i can has little bruver fur Kitmas?
papah: go ask yore mum. we’ll see.
Tats wy we cawl U Al Byno
LOL!!
uh…no, yr not a dopted
yr a kitteh
But Moooommmm, we Jewish.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!
Santa lubs Jewish kittehs too !!!
Ai noez a Jewish fambly dat sellebraytz Crismus ennyway. Dey lykez teh ideea uv givvin prezintz, en bein nyce 2 peeplez, en gettin tugedder wif fambly en frenz, en sellebraytin dat teh dayz wil get longer agen soon. Ai dunno if Santa goez 2 dere howse, tho. Ai wil hafta ax.
Da bestest fing about di holiday iz da trees! Dey bery pretty an dey small wondererful. Dey are full ob da awsum. If dat fambly likes givun da presents and bein nice and getten togedder, dey already gotz da best dat eben Krismus can bring.
Mee too. Teh mom lubs teh Santa Clauses too. LIkes too collect dem, I tink, if I membur currecktlee.
go sleep anywaiz. Hannuka fairy not come til you asleep.
ROFL! Hannukah Harry were alreddy hear, dat Santa get around at a diffrint time ebry year!
is nawt funneh, but I has dat sam cowch… same paturn, eny wheyz
–
“wut dis? yu has qwartar in eer!”
mebbe nawt funneh, but berry kewt
but i to excited to sleeeep! *hide under couch to wait for santa* *noms his cookies while waiting* omgomgomgomg santa
“hee seas yoo wen yore sleapin…hee noes wen yore awake..”
ZOHMAHGAWD.
IS HE HURR YET DAD?
HAO BOUT NAO!?
Alert! Alert!
Highly intense Cute in the foreground!
Mother kitteh petting li’l babeh on Kissmus Eev!
(Faints)
splORT!!!
sowy.
uh oh…… gud fing ai haz the CCC clos at han,……
HI Mary….fankz fur ur gud wishes about teh new job……lketz me help u wiff ur splortin//
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
* noaw ai putz awn teh oh so festib…RARG (wiff tinsul)
*mop mop mop *
u feelin ani bedder???? sum hoawt choklit fur u too…..
wood u an D.R. lik sum crissymuz cookies???
but be awn alert folkies…….dey prolly hab sum moar cyute kitnz jest waintin
to surprizez uz wiff…..
EBBERY WUN BE SHURE TO WARE UR HEDGEER TODAI WEN U COM BISITING…..
Oh Mary, bout an hour ago ai “replied ” to ur pur hed splortin….wif teh CCC an awl taht comz wiff it… an the stoopy WP eeted it..
sorry aiz late…….
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
*blowz up the RARG (wtoi)z and putz awn Maryz hed…..
how about sum hawt choklit?
(well wen u gotz a panacea u gotz a panacea)
an sum Crissymuz cookiez…..??//
NOTISE TO AWL CHEEZFRENZ !!!!!
AI HAB A FEELIN TAHT WE SHALL BE SEEIN LAOWTZ MOAR CYUTE KITNZ
PLZ TO BE WAREING YER HEVVY DOOTY HED GEER TODAI !!!
OKTHXBY
dat wurdpress be a hungree creeture. it eated sum ob mine, nebber to bee seened agane. prolly fur teh bestest in mye case.
hai mary heer ai come to teh reskyoo wiv teh CCC n RARG…
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
*smoothe smoothe*
*stretch stretch SMAK (RARG landin on marys hed)*
*tape tape*
nao yoo juszt sit daon in dis nyse cumfy reecl…rekly…chayr n poot ur feeties upp n rest fur a liddul wyle. heer’s a sawft blankie n sum hawt choklit, n ai’ll poot on sum relacksin Christmas myoosic.
fanks. all bedda nao.
I can has Harry Connick Christmas myoosic?
(pls, enyfing but liddle drummber boi. kthnx)
Gammah got runned ober by a raindear
noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ebben teh titel gib me hedake.
ai so agreez wiv joo. dat song. DO NOT WANT.
Fark dot com had a survey asking, What song makes you feel stabby? (LOL!!) and I thought, “Santa Baby!”
OOOOOOOOHHHH, that song makes me insane!
you are so rite- our list of “makes us stabby” christmus carols, let uz shows you dem
drumber boi
gramma gats runnded ober…
santa baby (incites insanity)
dominic teh donkee
Oh, I doan noe teh dominic teh donkee song. Dis good ting?
yoo are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky yoo dont hab teh dominic teh donkee eerwrums.
woodn’t eben wish it on a troll.
oh heer…D. R. *pats han* wakey wakey ….
sitz up nisely noaw….an hab sum nommy hawt choklit… u feelin bedder ??
Dank u, dat’s much beteh
an ifn u hab been a berry gud kitn……..maybe u will get teh ultimut kittehz toiz… dat fing wiff teh ball dat goes round ina sircle an maekz the
*rakkity rakkity rakkity rakkity * noyse……..
ifn the kitteh has ben gud, adn the hyuman who belongs to kitteh has ben bery bery bad. (the modern equivalent of lump of coal in stocking ;o)
or a drum.
Oh, disingenuous (sp? LOL!) passive aggressive gift giver of the drum, may you be smited!
He’ll be heer in teenytiny Ingerlan sooner tahn he’s wit yu gys in Merka, teehee!
you couldve tawked awl day adn not sed dat. now we have jelous.
S’okay, Ai sayv sum terkee fore yu
fank you bery mush!!!!!!
LOL!
Hai, Ambercat:
NORAD haz Santa
ober Afrikka ryte now.
Seez if dis leenk wurkz
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm
Jack.
*sigh*
Affurka….
If wishus wur horses….
*ses a littul prayer*
yew wants to goes to Afurrka? I just gotz back frum dere.
no. I jus wishes ebburyboddee in teh wurld cud hab teh happees at crissmuss dat we hab.
sted ub fiting an starving and stuffs.
Now I is beein a care troll.
Noooo! We gets Sanny Klaws, you gets Fadder Christmiss. An bawksing Day.
Iznt bawk sing day Canadian?
Heh heh, but Ambercat, he’ll be heer in Franss even an howr beefor teenytiny Ingerlan. In forti minitz from NOUW! oh noes, has ai been norty or niys? ai not shurr…
Dat coment nawty. But bein cheezfrend bery nise!