go bed
santa be here soon
accident about to happen in dis house…
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but Moooooommmmm, I not sleepy!
vewy happy congradumacations on nawt secund. Wut song/danz wud yoo lyke?
O fank u. Ai fink teh danse wif Mother Ginger en teh liddl clownz frum teh Nutcracker wud be fun. Kitteh in teh pictur ken be Mother Ginger en all cheezfrenz ken hyde under her skirt, den we all cum owt en danse danse danse twirl leep until we iz tyred, den we go bak inna skirt fr a nap.
NOW THE ONLY THING MISSING IS CHARO !!!
http://www.gawker.com/337397/feliz-naviblah?autoplay=true
stend….thank you, thank you, thank you! anything to make my christmas just a little gayer!
( bows )
oy vay
NOOOOOOOO!!! Nawt Charro! Koochee Koochee! Arreeba!
YAY!!!! Pee-Wee! I shure do miss him!
Feliz Naviblah, evveydobby!
*sigh*
DIS is wut I ment!
Mother Ginger
(If dat dun werk, copy en paste http://www.graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/11/26/arts/26dunn.large2.jpg
kthxbai)
holy cr4p !!! she’s gonna run those poor children down with her skirt !!!
Dat da dance jooz haffa do on dem shoes wit da woody toes? OUchie, ouchie. I fink I jus stans here and bees da nutcraker. All I gotz to do is scowler at lot.
Happy eberting to da furries an da fussies an da featherings and da scaleis…and da peeps. Did I forgot da peeps? Happy Chrischankwanzolstice to all and to all a good nite!
Yu duzn’t hasta sleep, little floofy Dandelion kitteh. Yu just hasta lay down, get unda da coverz, put yr hed on the pillo, n close yr. eyes.
(meh Momma usta say dis to me on Krismuss Eev when I was lil, xcept not tha part about bein a kitteh).
Bestest of holidays, milk n cookees, and snorgles to all.
if u doan go to sleep, santa wont come
ok ok i sleep nao
dad, y i am wyte & u orinj? am i adopptd??
papah kitteh:well, we chosded you on purpose out ob all teh over kittehs at teh hyumane sosighty.
lil kitteh: i can has little bruver fur Kitmas?
papah: go ask yore mum. we’ll see.
Tats wy we cawl U Al Byno
LOL!!
uh…no, yr not a dopted
yr a kitteh
But Moooommmm, we Jewish.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!
Santa lubs Jewish kittehs too !!!
Ai noez a Jewish fambly dat sellebraytz Crismus ennyway. Dey lykez teh ideea uv givvin prezintz, en bein nyce 2 peeplez, en gettin tugedder wif fambly en frenz, en sellebraytin dat teh dayz wil get longer agen soon. Ai dunno if Santa goez 2 dere howse, tho. Ai wil hafta ax.
Da bestest fing about di holiday iz da trees! Dey bery pretty an dey small wondererful. Dey are full ob da awsum. If dat fambly likes givun da presents and bein nice and getten togedder, dey already gotz da best dat eben Krismus can bring.
Mee too. Teh mom lubs teh Santa Clauses too. LIkes too collect dem, I tink, if I membur currecktlee.
go sleep anywaiz. Hannuka fairy not come til you asleep.
ROFL! Hannukah Harry were alreddy hear, dat Santa get around at a diffrint time ebry year!
is nawt funneh, but I has dat sam cowch… same paturn, eny wheyz
–
“wut dis? yu has qwartar in eer!”
mebbe nawt funneh, but berry kewt
but i to excited to sleeeep! *hide under couch to wait for santa* *noms his cookies while waiting* omgomgomgomg santa
“hee seas yoo wen yore sleapin…hee noes wen yore awake..”
ZOHMAHGAWD.
IS HE HURR YET DAD?
HAO BOUT NAO!?
Alert! Alert!
Highly intense Cute in the foreground!
Mother kitteh petting li’l babeh on Kissmus Eev!
(Faints)
splORT!!!
sowy.
uh oh…… gud fing ai haz the CCC clos at han,……
HI Mary….fankz fur ur gud wishes about teh new job……lketz me help u wiff ur splortin//
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
* noaw ai putz awn teh oh so festib…RARG (wiff tinsul)
*mop mop mop *
u feelin ani bedder???? sum hoawt choklit fur u too…..
wood u an D.R. lik sum crissymuz cookies???
but be awn alert folkies…….dey prolly hab sum moar cyute kitnz jest waintin
to surprizez uz wiff…..
EBBERY WUN BE SHURE TO WARE UR HEDGEER TODAI WEN U COM BISITING…..
Oh Mary, bout an hour ago ai “replied ” to ur pur hed splortin….wif teh CCC an awl taht comz wiff it… an the stoopy WP eeted it..
sorry aiz late…….
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
*blowz up the RARG (wtoi)z and putz awn Maryz hed…..
how about sum hawt choklit?
(well wen u gotz a panacea u gotz a panacea)
an sum Crissymuz cookiez…..??//
NOTISE TO AWL CHEEZFRENZ !!!!!
AI HAB A FEELIN TAHT WE SHALL BE SEEIN LAOWTZ MOAR CYUTE KITNZ
PLZ TO BE WAREING YER HEVVY DOOTY HED GEER TODAI !!!
OKTHXBY
dat wurdpress be a hungree creeture. it eated sum ob mine, nebber to bee seened agane. prolly fur teh bestest in mye case.
hai mary heer ai come to teh reskyoo wiv teh CCC n RARG…
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
*smoothe smoothe*
*stretch stretch SMAK (RARG landin on marys hed)*
*tape tape*
nao yoo juszt sit daon in dis nyse cumfy reecl…rekly…chayr n poot ur feeties upp n rest fur a liddul wyle. heer’s a sawft blankie n sum hawt choklit, n ai’ll poot on sum relacksin Christmas myoosic.
fanks. all bedda nao.
I can has Harry Connick Christmas myoosic?
(pls, enyfing but liddle drummber boi. kthnx)
Gammah got runned ober by a raindear
noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ebben teh titel gib me hedake.
ai so agreez wiv joo. dat song. DO NOT WANT.
Fark dot com had a survey asking, What song makes you feel stabby? (LOL!!) and I thought, “Santa Baby!”
OOOOOOOOHHHH, that song makes me insane!
you are so rite- our list of “makes us stabby” christmus carols, let uz shows you dem
drumber boi
gramma gats runnded ober…
santa baby (incites insanity)
dominic teh donkee
Oh, I doan noe teh dominic teh donkee song. Dis good ting?
yoo are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky yoo dont hab teh dominic teh donkee eerwrums.
woodn’t eben wish it on a troll.
oh heer…D. R. *pats han* wakey wakey ….
sitz up nisely noaw….an hab sum nommy hawt choklit… u feelin bedder ??
Dank u, dat’s much beteh
an ifn u hab been a berry gud kitn……..maybe u will get teh ultimut kittehz toiz… dat fing wiff teh ball dat goes round ina sircle an maekz the
*rakkity rakkity rakkity rakkity * noyse……..
ifn the kitteh has ben gud, adn the hyuman who belongs to kitteh has ben bery bery bad. (the modern equivalent of lump of coal in stocking ;o)
or a drum.
Oh, disingenuous (sp? LOL!) passive aggressive gift giver of the drum, may you be smited!
He’ll be heer in teenytiny Ingerlan sooner tahn he’s wit yu gys in Merka, teehee!
you couldve tawked awl day adn not sed dat. now we have jelous.
S’okay, Ai sayv sum terkee fore yu
fank you bery mush!!!!!!
LOL!
Hai, Ambercat:
NORAD haz Santa
ober Afrikka ryte now.
Seez if dis leenk wurkz
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm
Jack.
*sigh*
Affurka….
If wishus wur horses….
*ses a littul prayer*
yew wants to goes to Afurrka? I just gotz back frum dere.
no. I jus wishes ebburyboddee in teh wurld cud hab teh happees at crissmuss dat we hab.
sted ub fiting an starving and stuffs.
Now I is beein a care troll.
Noooo! We gets Sanny Klaws, you gets Fadder Christmiss. An bawksing Day.
Iznt bawk sing day Canadian?
Heh heh, but Ambercat, he’ll be heer in Franss even an howr beefor teenytiny Ingerlan. In forti minitz from NOUW! oh noes, has ai been norty or niys? ai not shurr…
Dat coment nawty. But bein cheezfrend bery nise!
okay, yu sayv sum diande por mwah?!
joyooo no L to awl my Frenchified frens
Frolix wee kokxkxkxksten to awl my Jerman palz
God Jul to eberywun in Schweeeden an Norwae
Felisss noveedad to all mah Spaanizh fokes
An Mare Egrets Moose to awl mah Inglish fokes.
[i]“He’ll be heer in teenytiny Ingerlan sooner tahn he’s wit yu gys in Merka, teehee!”[/i]
Outsoursing and franchyzing…Santa haz it
No he won’t…not in this time zone.
K I’ll get my 9 hours now and wake you just after his midnight visit. OK?!
my boyfriends mom got me a lifesize plush tiger for christmas, and i cant get anywhere near it lol!! i set it on the ground and curled him around my Kitty, Mischief(missy) ((MIssy Anne when shes in trouble)), and shes in lurrrrrve with him! bats at hims tail, and does face rubs and nuzzles on his neck and face. is so so so so cute, im taking pictures, all the time.
ooo, Ai wantz 2 see deze pikturz! Ai haz sum ekstra RARG(wtoi) dat Ai wil sayv fr wen u post dem, k?
oh noes!
as soon as i find outz whut CHRG (w/doi) nao i dont kno whut is RARG (w/toi)
bewarez of fast-moving memes
reindeer antler rubber glove – you put on two gloves for extra strength. I’m guessing wtoi means it has grown a tail, now.
oh noes D Marie…. Iz tinsul pu awn teh RARG…..fur teh holler daze….
wut’z a meme ????
mi puter ignorunce….let me show u it …
For the scientific definition:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
For the short version:
http://www.dictionary.reference.com/browse/meme
For a list of memes:
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_phenomenon
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meme
for broken second link
itz a rayndeer antler rubbr gluv, wif tinsel on it. hasta luuk festiv!
It luks like a rayndeer becuz yoo putz awn too of tehm fur extra purrtekshun frum the extra kyoot. Tehn it luks like yoo has rayndeer antlerz.
I hope dose pikshurs show up on ICHC soon!
(whispers) iz id really Lifesize?? i has teh enby.
pictures up after teh holiday, but yes. is actuuly life size realistic tiger plush. not big big life size but maybe year old adolescent tiger life size. like having stuffed german shepard with stripes. looks real too, zoological plush is win. i nameded him Tybalt, and him keeps Missy warm lol
*Who* did you say got the life-size tiger?
I didz, but i guess the kitty claimed it. so i guess the kitty gots it. lol
Hai, m_m andz Cheezfrendz:
Gawtz a Nap Blankee
4 mai Sister. Herz Kitteh,
Midnyte haz claymd it.
Midnyte iz jet blakk.
Nap Blankee is wyte. Mebbee
nawt 4 much lawngurr?
I habz Blakk Nap
Pillo 4 Midnyte. I feenk
dis will beez hard sell
Mebbe nawt. Pillow
zipz oapen 4 cleeneeng andz
CatNipz…. We shall seez
Jack.
Joo got your CH on? ALways practice da safe splortin! Dem CCC folks wants to stay home an watch for da Santy too.
Behbee Kitteh’z 2
ekksyted 2 taykz a Nap.
Santa beez heer sune!
Howse fullz ubz lushuss
sentz. Prezzent Tree lytez sparkillz.
Summfeeng’z happenneeng!
Behbee Kitteh willz
faykz a Nap so Mawm Kitteh
canz putz owt Prezzentz!
Jack.
Dis wun klevir kitteh bebeh…..bet mawm iz wize to dis trik!
Obi Wan kitteh sayz” The force is strong with you young jedi kitteh
Yooltide Blessinks mah chyld.
Merry Kittehtmas and Happy Holidays to all cheezfriendz for giving me lotz of lolz throughout the year!
rite bak atcha, two_kittehs!
thanks Inigo!
jj and tucker and laurie sending all of you hearts and stars for the holiday and whatever you may be celebrating.
my best present (besides salleh getting a job) has been finding all of you over the last several months and the fun and enrichment you have added to my life.
bless all of you (even the trolls, cause i feel really sorry for people like that and they need blessings more than we do).
love all of you!
see you on the 26th
Many fanks jjt, gud wishez 2 U too. ICHC is a bery speshul plaze and peeps here
friendly and smartz. I hopez eberywun has a wonderful tyme this holiday season and my two kittehs yogi and Injeh sends all of uz happy tailz and kitteh kisses.
Trakin Santa:
http://www.noradsanta.org/
Awlso lookit deez!
youtube.com/view_play_list?p=26B9B2ACB4AAC849
Hope yous enjoyz Abu Dhabi
im gonna gets an oil well in Abu Dhabi
then I comes back and buys you and sellz you, Garfeeld
You bettah not scratch,
You bettah not bite,
You bettah not hiss,
I’m tellin’ you why…
Santy Paws is comin’, tonight!
Happi!!Tail Holidays to all the cheezfrends of all species!!
Though I’ve been a lurker until recently, there’s been many a day that my only laugh of the day came from this site. Thank you for that.
=^__^=
Fank u mikicat. U no U R a ofishul cheezfren, cuz awl it tayks is dat pawsitiv attytude joo jus descrybed!
Hawliday greatings to awl!
Fank yew Mikicat fur da song!
Welcumto the Cheez Peeps! We glad to hab u heer!
ICHC is often the ownlee brite spot of mai dai too. Anuder vet adn I alwais discuss the new burgs. I nawt post as much as sum, but I lub it here!
Happitail Holidays (whut a great thing to say) to all my Cheezfrens!
I know we say it all the time, but this is it. This is the cutest lolcat pic evarrr. Blaaargh. I ded of kyoot. That liddel biddy bebbeh wid dat liddel biddy milk belleh, OMG.
Jack, I suspect OMG excited baby kitties are a lot like OMG excited baby peeps – they may be determined to not even blink lest they miss a moment, but as soon as head meets pillow, it’s honk-shu, honk-shu, honk-shu… until Santa has come and gone, leaving magic and wonder for them to find in the morning
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Merry whatever-you-all-celebrate, everyone! May it be in the company of those you love.
Hee – I sends mai cardz sined “Merry Whatever” to all mai frendz, cuz I kin nebber rememer whoo sellebrates whut!
OMGEEBUS!!!
HOW PRESSIOUS!! WOOK AT TEH LITTLE KITTEH!!!
Mai lil’ brother is be having hee’s furst memoriable christmas 2night 2.
Meowy Catmas and a Birdy New Year!
Love to all.
Megumi & Seimei
bebeh kitteh go mew
*nibblz teh fat-man cuciz till teh sandmeow coemz*
i nearly had to go n pee wehn i saw it its great lol
*iz crazy*O.O
chezzburgerzzzzzzzz………….O_e