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I aR in a transe
kitkay – yoo woke up again.
An yoor awn andder roll! Yoo go, gurl!!!
Tee hee! Kitkay has bin bizee!! Dis cawls for a bery beeg sellabarashun! Dew we still hab hawt choklit and koffie frum the last partee? I can breeng moar koffie.. juss mayde sum. Oh, an I hab sum Crissmaus cookees and eggynoggy! Oh, an you knoe thos liddle choklit bottels that hab sum likker in them? I hab a bunch ov thos to breeng too!
Mai hyoomin kittns hab made orni… orrna.. pritee thing to hang awn ur tree! Ther’s sum for ebrywun!
We did ower beeg fambly dinnr last nite, so I’m awl tukkerd owt todai! Rmember, I’m getteeng ober a nastee kold. Soe, I’ll not be danzing much todai, but I’m up fur sitteeng arownd the pinano singeeng Crissmaus catlols!
Dus ennywun hab cannycanes to stir arownd in ower hawt choklit? That wud be reelee yummee!
Ai haz a big bowl uv eggnog! Ai maykt it lass nyte fr werk 2day, but rodez r bad heer so mai boss cald en sed ’stay howm teenie!’ Itz way 2 much eggnog fr me–ebrywun hav sum!
u guise in teh rest ob teh contree (ai iz in Californiiiiaaa..iz gettin hammered bi teh sno huh? I dont watches too much TV…..jest catches liddle glimses ebbery now an den……( spshualli sinse wen teh TV iz awn…mostest ob teh tyme teh sound iz off ) an awl ai sees iz pitturz ob carz burried in teh sno…….
wher ar u teenie????
dunno war teenie iz, but i’m in MinneSNOWta, n it snowed the last few dayz here. my car got stuk in my parking lot tihs mornin on my way to werk (boo) n i had to shuvvel myseff owt. stupid werkin on xmas eve.
No snow here in Hampton Roads Virginia. Went to werk fur a cuppla howrs, hadda do teh payroll. Den, came hoam and performd Kittehmus Eve tradishun of plantin my new Arbor Lodj trees.
Doant noe how they manaj to alwais git here Dec. 23rd, but they do!
Speakin of tradishun, how about on teh anniversary of ICHC (Jan 11) we all go back to post #1 and add to teh comments there? Any other ideas?
I lib in Alaska.. home ov mooses and bares and snow! We yooshully have snow on the grownd frum Oct till April! Yup, dat’s 6 monffs ov snow! I dun mynd the snow at awl, but the bery short dais and darkness gets icky. But we has had ower shortest dai, Dec 22, an nao the dais get lawnger! Hooray!
It wus reelee cold last week, rite arownd 0F .. but it warmded up, an yesserdai we had snow an it wuz abowt 25F fur the kiddies to go sleddin duuring ower fambly Crissmaus sellerberashun!
I’m in LA, CA. I no, beeg wup. We had neerlee freezin wevver lass week, an HUGE winds awl week lawng. But today, sprise, I let owt goggee we’re sittin for, an it wuz mid 70’s an brite! Still a bit breezee, but nawt huge nok yoo ober gusts liek de lass fyoo nites.
Tomoro gonna be bak in da lower 60’s an moar wind. No moar rain R frost fur nao….just chillee.
I spent an owr brushing goggee dat we’re mindin fur frenz, Natasha. She’s a little mini chow, and is adorable, but ravver matted. I tink I gonna take awl dat fur an needle felt a lil replika to gib to da owners. Dat be funnee. Hubbee sez send dem a bill fur awl da brushin, but I get zen frum it!
I got reellee good Pyrat rum to add to eggnog, an eggnog flayvur fur coffees. Also cookeez an oreo bark an cheez (Rembrandt an Amadeus, YUM!) an ice cream (Cherree Garseeya) Also awesum Xmas music, da Medieval Baebes, dey full uv win an AWESUM!
Hugs, lets partee!
Ai’m heer wif anodder carlol fur us to sing while we’re drinking the hawt choklit.
Zippycat did this wun
O beeg hyooj kat ov Beffleehem,
Ur eyes, dey do shine so brite!
Abuv teh manjer u do sit
An purr soo soff-lee.
An in the manjer lies,
the noobornd King of lite!
U sit ober him wacheenglee
Eyes shynin eber brite!
Oh – shud have sayed – to teh toon ov “Oh Little Town of Bethlehem.”
still thinking about how too stop christmus frum komming…must rack braynes…must plan conquest…
hmm, it aR winnter…no flys hear…I mmust B seaing fings…
I can has noo glasses fore Chrissymausie?
“henry? henry? your date for the prom is here !!! yes, she’s a lovely girl, I told you your aunt bekka wouldn’t let you down… henry? henry???”
ai jest lub teh wai ur mind werkz stend !!!
an so doo I–butt kan yU pleez ’splain this won 2 mii?
kthnksbei!
whutt joo luuking at?
now look whut yoo’v done–yoo’ve ben driving mii bonkers awl yeer…
staring kontest—I win!!!
Cuz I starin at myseff!!
onlee teh best sentient beeing to stair at!!!
whut U meen eye getz Kole dis yeer???
t o o m u c h c a f f e e n . . . k a n t s l e e p
OM Gosh…so dat’s whut a hewmon rlly looks lyke…hurry, putt yore klothes bak on!!!!!!!
inebriated kitteh haz 2 much egg nog
Ware iz ebberybuddy? how cuz eye has too doo awl teh werk around hear?
yU eighted my cheezberger? how kuld yU? After awl I’ve dun furr yU?
teh runny nose–
onlee teh running knows!!!
whut it’s lyke 2 B running!
wow kitkay, Ai wuz singin dat song dis mornin!
and lo, iphegenia fownd herself wiffin a markit
and all arownd her, ffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssshhhh were dying
and yet their stench did live on!
ooo, teenie, how kool iz dat? PDQ Bach FTW!!! I had an album wif dis on it a milly-yun yrs ago, an I lubbed it!!! Peder Schickle iz w00t-ischus!!!
also, I did a majure paper in grad skool about Goethe’s play about Ipengenia resently so I gotted moar knowlidge about teh old Greek myfology round Iphefenia. Butt I lurved, lubbed and loffed her B4 I noo anyfing about her beczuse of tis hillyarious version…
that iphegenia was kwite a gal!!! Yeah furr Nerds, 2!!!
Mama sed tu stop or my eyez would freeeze like dis. Mama wuz rite…
I’m on yer window sill—
(aaaa….whut was I doing hear?)
astonished cat iz…
1. surprized
2. amazed
3. astonished
4. all ob teh above
oh mai.. i seez 16 raindearz.. wut b in ‘nog newayz?
Happy Hollydaze to teh Cheezfrenz!!
http://www.happylolday.com
yoo said goggie did wha ??!!
O hai, gui in red soot–
yU must B…OMG dare rlly iz a Santa Claws!!!
Whoah…Dat was weerd nap-dreem…gotta shakes it off!
vishuns of shuger plumbs?
yU boughted a dawg???????
kitkay,
LOL !!
yoo gotta lai off de essprezzo !!!
fanks–breezy! Wud yU bleev that eye doan eben drink caffee? Iz troo…butt I do hab a berry hyper mynd…I kant stop myslef…sumtimes I wish I had sum brakes. Oh, well.
Merrie, merrie Christmas!!!
yeah !!!
ADD….
i haz it !!
MM Christmas 2U !!!
ADHD/OCD ? is there any other way to get sh*t DONE ???
pass the adderall please. actually, I’d like a nice adderall/ percocet/ wellbutrin cocktail for the holidaze, KTHXBAI
me too !!! ai waz diagnoseded at teh agez ob 48…….ai thot to miselv…….hmmmm DAT sertunli explanes a LOAWT !!!!
stend,
isnt dat da troo ??
mah ADHD…let meh show u it !!!
salleh,
yoo maided me laff so hard i
wus stomppin de floor an
hollin mah bellie !!!
Barkeep? Another of those 3-way cocktailse over here, pleese!
Nevr had the Percoset, though…
Iz da ADHD/ Aspbergers syndrome- whic means I libz in ober wurld n iz hyper-
sos da gascat…..
2 concerta, provigil, wellbutrin cocktails ober hear….
oh- ifnz u REALLY wanz to b goofi bunni- furget da percocet- try didludid (hydromorphone)- itz getz rid ub da beeg mean nasti clusta headachez- n pretti muc eberyfing else two!
momcat
@LBeeeze: nah, I just do lines of blow with gin to keep me even, prescription meds are too damn expensive
an so de storrie goez…
an so it goez….
an so it goez….
i wuddnt dare go to wurk wiffowt mah ADD med….
id mahk too mannee mistakez…..
stendley yoo crack meh up !!!!
Mann–eye RLLY need to git sum meds fore my ADD (overfocus, type–hoo’d a gessed?)!!! Mi Hermana sez it helps a lot…butt I ben busy, tho, wiff medss for my odder diagnoses–maynely about teh LUPUS!!! Go figure–gotta stay alive! Prioritities. I hope eye iz naugt gitting on ennybuddy’s nerves here–I worrie about it,,,butt my impulsivity, let mii show yoo it…. Merry Merrie marry mary merry Chistmas Ebberybuddy–Kits, kats, sax an wyves!!!
o hai, kitkay! merri krizmus tu yu, tuu!
ai sumtiemz haz teh hyper mynd tuu. ai nawt so relijyus but ai kiip rozery handi, it halp mush to say it alowd (ennyfing soothing an peazfil an repetetetib — ai sez prayr awr poetree — mai fayvrit verss bai Neruda).
an heerz teh tipz awn sliipin whut ai fyndz berry halpfill:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7114661.stm
PS – ai nawt trai-in tu sai yr poasts iz nawt funnee — dey’z full ub win!!
fang-yoo, fank-joo, thang-yU, moe—yore wirds doo mee good. I lubs poetrees! Neruda…w00t!!!
oh kitkay…..ai gotta admitz ai iz jellus ob how fast ur branae werkz awl bi itselv….ai jest mostly responsese to odder peepulz remarkz…….nawt berry offen ai kan cum up wiff teh new stufff
awn the oddr han,……ai can crosses refernses lik crazi !!!
we awl gotz our strengffz…….
so u go gurllll
hai ssalleh – taht iz teh funneh!!! Haz yoo noticed? Taht is what ai to too! Ai has trubble wif the original thot, but ai can offen play off it verree well.
But ai must sai – tehre seem to bee a lawt ov peepl heer wif the ADD. An menee otters wif serious helth problems. Ai wunder . . .ICHC must bee sumhao . . .gud fur yoo awl. Ai think ai must doo sum reserch – ai’m reelee nawt quite as shur as ai thot ai wuz about what it iz taht yoo akshullee has. Ai meen – what it duz.
fank-joo joo, an eye onlee ben doon dis recently…alwayz wated til dare were a few commits alreddy. it’s fun an I lubs yore reparte–takes talint to fing ob so menny responses!!!
Pleez doan be gellus ob mii–eye doan wanna make peez resent mii an naugt wanna play wif mii–
Love and Cheer to Awl!!!
Kit kay
Aaah …
Aaaah …
Shoot. I hates it when teh sneeze eckskapes.
oh tooo troo, tooo trooo !!!!
Kitteh iz awllwayz
dressd. Wutz happenz wen Hewminz
takyz awff awll dayr kloathzz?
Hewminz taykz awff kloathzz
awn rayr oakayshunz. Dis shoodz
nawt beez wun ubz dem!
If Hewminz tryeeng
2 maykz Kittenz, dey shoodz knoez
deyz deweengz itz rawng!
Jack.
ooooh fly on noze
me tinks it be tast lik chikn
In all seriousness, I’ve seen several pics recently of cats – maybe they’re all this one, I can’t remember – with that weird eyeball uneven/misaligned pupil thing going on. What causes that? My first guess would be head injury but I don’t know if cats’ pupils react the same way humans’ do.
I have noticed that also….but mostly in photos of kittens……could it be that their eyes are not yet “focused?” and now that I think of it…ii does seem that most of the photo of cats eyes like that are the kittens who still have the “baby blues” of very young kittenhood……
Hey, one of our smart cats folks !!!! we gotta question !!!!
plz to anaswer …….okthxby
Cood sum of it bee frum whatever teh hyoomin is using to git dem to look at teh camra? Play with feather toy, kitteh awl focussed on it, snatch toy away and snap pic?
Wun uv ma kittehs wuz born feral, an had da tipikal feral odee types. Da hed kinda flat lookin liek a snayk hed, beeg rownd belleh (Dey fown dese kittehs akshoolee has moar intestins dan peepul bred kittehs, so det kin dijest rawks an stuff! Well, mebbe animals an stuff…) Also berree short tayls, an toes dat R mis shayped R eben missing!
She also had dis trayt, dat menee kittehs has. Dey can independentlee focus der ayeez jus a leetle, so it looks liek dey wall ayed R craws ayed. Heps to see prey in grass, R verifai moshun. Sorta majic ayeez fur kittehs.
Feral kittehs R amayzin. I seen mennee kittehs in LA area dat has deez trayts, awl born wild den livd wif peepul kwite happilee. Dey has da hyoomin luv jeen. As soon as dey tucht by hyoomin, dey start purrin an milkin an bein happee kittehs. Berree mello, berree sweet kittehs. Good hunters too!
it’s from shaking their heads as they do – they’ve concussed themselves !!! self-induced subdural hematoma FTW – kitty needs a CT scan, STAT !!!
you have shaken your tiny kitty brain FREE !!!, and now it will have to be carefully tapped back into place
paijjin dr. tiny cat !!!!
SIM card out ob alinemint–
I have not seen this much WIN in a while…
Long lost son of Clarence teh Cross-eyed Lion
50 lolbucks for ennyone who catches tis kultural refrens
Hai, miss foots:
Dat woodz beez t3h oald
TV sho, “Dokktaree” dat
starrd Marshull Thompsun
Witch wuz ( I feenk) spun
awff frum moovee, “Hatarree”
dat starrd beeg Jawn Wayne
Jack.
An foar teh bonus kweschun,
wat famiss song came from moovee Hataree (or hatari) ?
Hai. miss foots:
Dat woodz beez “Behbee
Eleffunt Walk” byz teh grayt
Henree Manseenee
Jack.
Daktari
Daktari !
wuz tee vee seriez in ’60’s calledz “Daktari” also muvee ub da same name
i sawz sho sumtimes…..
momcat
haha this kitteh has a serious scratch on ze butt hahahaahaa
at leest its not in public, LOL!
/doncha hate it wen u get teh sudden itch an cant scratch?
“Hump? What hump?”
Iz Ayegore, nawt Eegore!
“I’m tryin’ to think… but nothin’ happens.”
whoa… too much spinning…
truff be tole….ai do beleeve taht dis foto iz .”doktored” noawt prolly az muches az fotoshoppeded… awl iz differmints iz taht wun ob the kittehz’ eeyz
is just a rond pupil nawt the ususal kittehz shapeded pupul…
eeider dat or teh kitteh has been in teh eey accidint…..
this photo most certainly is NOT doctored
my cat had this problem since birth. Otherwise though, he was a very smart cat
Youz not zpos’d twatch mousies’ in blendah
whoa! aim sposed to kleen maiself down there? It steenks!!!!
omygod. ur cat is a tard!
i think this picture is really funny when i seen it i could not stop laughing
i has a sneez.. i feel it comin.. its rite ther i swaer..
everybody talks all funny