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…but how?

mabee u can do it tomorro

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  1. kitkay says:

    he thot wif hiz too-small hart as he skwinted his beedy green eyes and smyled an awfull grinch symle

  2. kitkay says:

    I kin rip up teh presence and tare up teh ornamentashuns, but how will eye git dat tree up teh chimmbly…how???
    *pauses, strokes whiskers in thot*

  3. kitkay says:

    Yeth, eye’ll show dem!!! putting mii in dese ridikulamous hatz und kostumes, they’ll B srry!1

  4. kitkay says:

    sandy claws, sandy claws, sandy claws…dat’s awl I heer…eye has sandy claws ebery day…eye eben litter sum ob teh sand aroun, butt doo they eber go awl gah-gah ober mee furr my sandy clawz?
    Bah–humbug clause, eye say!

  5. kitkay says:

    butt furtst…how do I ditch dis ting-a-ling-y thing-y on my nek? How’m I gonna kreep aroun awl cat-like wif dis dumm bell announcing my presents to teh hole whurld

    • onceajinx says:

      Yoo kin do liek ma Willem did…. He wood EET NE bell he cood reech! If der wuz a bell awn hims toy, he wood grab it an GRRRRRROOWWWLLL an pull awn it. Wen it comed awf, well, I nebber find dem, so I gess he ayt dem…

      I hadda essplayn so keerful to him to pleeeez nawt eet da bell on RC’s coller, cuz she nawt hav bootefull voys liek him, so awl she kin do iz ring bell to let mawmee no wer she iz. He berree grashuslee let her keep her bell, but he HAYTID awn NE uther bell in hims wurld! So I keep bells away frum him…..

  6. kitkay says:

    I’m sick an tyred ob been kauled “poysen” an being fotogirafed awl teh tyme—I got no preyevicee, no respekt aroun heer!!

  7. kitkay says:

    up teh chimbley wiff teh roast beest, owt teh windough wif teh cranbeary sauce…owt teh door wif teh stoopy peyes an stuff teh stuffin yoo noe wear!!
    GIVE ME MY CHEEZBURGERS!!! Now!

  8. kitkay says:

    how dare dose peepz–my berry own slavez–pay moar attenshun to awl that glittery, shieny stuff denn dey doo too mii!! An denn dey go absoltively NUTS ober junk dat’s INSIDE teh boxkes!!! an frow teh bokes owt!!!

    Inkonceviable!

  9. kitkay says:

    Won fing I rlly hates iz teh NOYSE!!! awl teh noyce, noise, noyse…I kin hardly heer myself MEE-YOW!!! MEEE-ow, Mii-OW

  10. kitkay says:

    Hookay, Kitkay iz helpin mii kume up wiff ideers, where’s teh rest ob yoo Cheezfrens?/? Wake-up…mann yore compooterz!!1 make planz…

  11. kitkay says:

    they’re hangin dere stockings!!! I kin jump up on teh fyreplase mantil an leef my own speshul presentz in dem!!! E Z- P-Z!!!

  12. kitkay says:

    awl eye need iz a rayndeer!!!

    *inbisible rayndeer shows up in teh Nick of tyme*

  13. karen says:

    hmmm, mai kitteh, KC, wuz grinchie dureeng teh nite…….she climbd up an nockd ovr teh crimmus reeth! littl greene needls ever ware!

  14. kitkay says:

    *yawn* mii an kitkay iz sooo tyred now….wii will rest until wii getz sum ree-in-forcements!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Merry Christmas, Kitkay! Whut an astonishing bravura purrrrformance!! And menee congratz awn yur Nawt Second AND second – 14th! I’m shur yoo hav set a rcord tah may nebber ebber bee equaled.

      • kitkay says:

        fanks a billy-yun, janet…i been werking on my ‘pooter, so it wuz EZ to check an sea whin a new lol wuz poasted. My mynd gets race-ingy sumtimes…
        Merrie, merrie Christmas to you and everybuddy!

  15. handicat says:

    Lawks-a-mussi, kitkay – hao mani danses u gonna need 4 DIS????

    *looks round 4 teh cheezfrens*

    I no kan do tihs mani danses alowne! HALP!!11!!!!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      handicat- ai think it iz just teh two ov us! And luk a teh tiejm!! She cudda goan awn fur almoast an hour!!!!! She akshullee had a full hour an 17 minutes awl bai hurself!

      Ai’m traing to think ov a suitable danze – or maybee sumthing else – nice partee? Oar – we cud sit around wif ar hawt choklit (or cawfee) an open ar stockings? Or ??? What do yoo think?

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Or – I know, maybee. ai’m going to go fetch lolcatburgler’s CARLOL – an we can tehn awl prance around fur kitkay singing it!

  16. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    lolcatburlar’s ICHC Carlol, to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”

    Keep asking nicely, Happycat
    Let nothing u deter
    One day teh answer will be “yes”
    And u will nom and purr
    Just smile sweetly as u ask
    “I can has cheezburger?”
    O tidings of burgers wif cheez
    Burgers wif cheez
    O tidings of burgers wif cheez

    Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
    Let nuffin u dismay
    Remember that good Ceiling Cat
    Is watching u this day
    He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
    Teh one that’s gone astray
    O tidings of bukkets restored
    Bukkets restored
    O tidings of bukkets restored

    We praise thee monorail cat
    For transport u provide
    We travel from point A to B
    While smoovly u do glide
    But sometimes u go of teh rail
    And serviss is denied
    O tidings of crash-free serviss
    Crash-free serviss
    O tidings of crash-free serviss

    Just stop right there, O zombie cat
    Don’t take another bite
    Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
    That simply isn’t right
    U deserve ur own food supply
    That won’t put up a fight
    O tidings of huge brain buffets
    Huge brain buffets
    O tidings of huge brain buffets

    From TeenytinyIngerland
    And points from pole to pole
    Gather on teh commintz pages
    Some peeps witty and droll
    They engage in shenanniguns
    And battle teh odd troll
    O tidings of 5-burger votes
    5-burger votes
    O tidings of 5-burger votes

    Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
    All laden wif supplies
    Our lives would be in grave danjer
    Whene’r we feast our eyes
    On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
    That makes heds vaporize
    O tidings of chikken hed glubs
    Chikken hed glubs
    O tidings of chikken hed glubs

    There are so many cat macros
    That make us all to LOL
    It is pert’ near unpossibul
    To herein list them all
    They’re in our screens makin us snork
    Behind in work we fall
    O tidings of ICHC
    ICHC
    O tidings of Tofu & Chz

    • teenie says:

      Holy carp, datz teh best carlol I ever heerd!

    • Kat says:

      bestest……ever…….an instant Christymuss classic!

      Thank you JCH4K!!!!1!

    • Theresa says:

      REELLY awsum!

    • handicat says:

      Yaaaaaaays! lol !

      Janet, u alwaiez has teh bestest ideah!

      Taht was a trewly graet carlol!

      An mani, mani cheezburgers to lolcatburglar for comm … cop … mykin’ it up!

      • Shera(kittehvet) says:

        Definitely LCB for the WIN

        • Mr. Worf says:

          Brilliant! Defnatly FTW! (Altho made me snarf cawfee outta my nose)!

          (and even tho I’s respects other beliefs, I be politikally incurekt and sayz dis)

          Merry Christmas to all my newly found Cheezfriends and all your special friends as well! (Raises cup o cawfee) May the new year bring us all much mirth (myrrth?) and merryment on ICHC and our lives in general!

        • Cassidy says:

          Luv it! FTW!

    • Thanks for teh encore, J4K. I hope u copyed and paysted that insted of re-typing. :-)

      It makes me teh happy that u rembered mah carlol.

      As a bonus, this lolpic is by somwun I knoes from another group of invisible frenz in mah computer. Most of teh peeps in that forum are too cool to like lolcats (or sez they is anyhow) but a few of us submit and let each other know when we is on teh voting page. This is teh first that made it to teh big time.

      I is at mah mommeh’s house a few states away from mah house so i may not have times 2 come back here a lot but happy crismess to all what celebrates it.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        GIGGLOLS!! It iz in mai bukmarx!!! Ai just copyed and paysted. But ai also haz a hard copee filed – just in cayse!! Maybee ai shud bring som moar ov teh wuderful carlols frum bak tehn. It seemz menee peeps has nawt seen them.

        Merrey crismess, deer lcb! Oh – an ai wanted to say. Ai recentlee thanksed SJ fur giving me mai pitchfork fur mai umbrellee. But it wuz YOO hoo sayed ai shud use it fur mai umbrelee – SJ gaved mee the pitchfork. So – thank yoo bof! Iz amaizinglee handee!

        • onceajinx says:

          I has posted a copee awn ma worpress blawg too! Iz called Jinx can has nice blog too, an dis is da Crissmiss eev entree!

          Fanks fur ritin it, it berree good an accurat an twoo!

    • Jack Deth says:

      Owtstandeeng Carull,
      JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!
      Ekksellentlee dun! :-)

      Jack.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        thankz Jack. lolcatburgrlar rote if fur mee – well, cuz ai begged an pleeded foar her NAWT to do it, so ov corse she had to. Evereetime ai reed it – well – it just taeks mai bref away.

    • choklitmonster says:

      AWESUM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jaimilyn says:

      Mai burgurz, you can haz dem.

      *wild applause*

    • spykes_mom says:

      FTW…dis teh furst tyme ai’b seed dis n its wunnerfull!

    • bekka says:

      DAT WUS FANTASMIC
      I to be givin the five burgrs up

  17. Ambercat says:

    Wow! We bedder nawt leef Kitkay aloen awn heer agin – taht wus sum seeriyus plottin goin awn! Ai hoep JCH4K has brort abowt a chaynj wit her wunnerful rendishun ob Lolcatburglar’s Catmuss Carol. Ai has to go owt agin nao – jus heerd yet anodder ob mai mennee cusins will be at teh fambly gathrin awn boxing dai so Ai needs to get wun, last gift…..!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh noes – teh dredded “wun las gift!!” Even tho tis happee thing taht anodder cusin is coming. Teh moar teh merrier at Krissmuss, fur shur! We keepz a numbeer ov awl purrpoise gifts awn hand fur this evenchualittee.

  18. siouxbioux says:

    wow! dis be meh furst tiem on mane page! Iz no longr a virjin! Kthx.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai, o siouzbioux – an Merree Krissmuss. Doo ai unnderstand rite taht yoo ar also a gud frend ov our verree deer lolcatburglar? Then awll the bedder -an a moast merree Krissmass to yoo!

  19. rodney dill says:

    Laugh Now… but I got your Danny Kaye right here buddy.

    • Ambercat says:

      hmmm, has he gawt teh flagonwittehdragon or teh challisformtehpallis? Wun has teh poshun taht is poysun, teh odder holds teh bru taht is tru…!

  20. Ellen Bermingham says:

    wow I love that its so cute!!

  21. LBeeeze says:

    hmmmmmm….

    dat santa luks crunchee…

    doze reindeerz smell kittylicious….

    how muach tyme leff ??

  22. phel says:

    if santyclaws kin do it, tehn so kin teh Grinch!

  23. Jack Deth says:

    Wunse Hewminz turnz dayrz
    bakkz, Kitteh willz luze t3h hat
    andz clym Krissmuss Tree

    Kitteh willz startz at
    t3h bawtumm and snaykz awll
    arowndz 2 t3h tawp

    Mebbeez fyndz a branch
    himz lykez andz swottz shynee bawllz.
    Kitteh lubz dat sownd!

    Hewminz will nebburr
    knoez! Unless t3h Tree fawllz down.
    Dat juss woan’tz happenz :-)

    Jack.

  24. spongebob says:

    the grinch

  25. storybeast says:

    I watched the Grinch last night on ABC :-)

    “I can be stealin christmas? Kthxbai.”

    • onceajinx says:

      Iz awn tonite in LA!

      Poar Max, he has da payshens! Lass nite watched Santa Clause 2. I liek dose moobees.

      Mebbee tomoro go see Sweeney Tawd!! So kewl!

      • Inigo says:

        * danses to tune of chrismas is goin to teh dogs*

      • profkrakatoa says:

        We iz goning to sweenee todd tomorro alzo.

        We is Adams Family kinda fambily…bery twisted butz in a gud way!

        BTW — My baby LOLtula molted his sken and growded 1/4 INCH all at 1nce.

        I tempted to put santa hatz on them for loltograph, but loltulas has scarier pointy endz dan da kittehs. Fewer…but dey has da poison….

  26. D.R. says:

    Wot’s dis I heer about meelk an cookeeys?

  27. philene says:

    ai can has mai dignetty back, plz.

  28. onceajinx says:

    BTW, WHAT A BEEYOOTEEFUL KITTEH!!!!!

    Dose bloo eiyz, dat swurlee markt kote, so purtee!!!

  29. Cats are evil. This is the proof.

  30. slythwolf says:

    Hao purrfekt, hoo but an evol kitteh wud maek a goggie ware gi-normus antlars n pull a sley all ovar taown?

  31. Grace says:

    ah hem. teh grinch.. hello.



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