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he thot wif hiz too-small hart as he skwinted his beedy green eyes and smyled an awfull grinch symle
Oh noes! Dey be singin!
oh noes! that mewzic is joyfull AN triumfant!
Oh, and congradumacations on nawt-sekond!
fanks ironpoptart (there must B sum intresting storee behynd dat name!) and Merrie Chrissmas to you and everbuddy!!!
I will bury christmas in my litterbox, and then they’ll be sorry !!!
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH !!!
… ( cough )
so twistid an so totully LOL!
Fanks, stend, fur teh fun grownding.
Ai is truly laffin out loud wit tears runnin down mai face!
I kin rip up teh presence and tare up teh ornamentashuns, but how will eye git dat tree up teh chimmbly…how???
*pauses, strokes whiskers in thot*
Yeth, eye’ll show dem!!! putting mii in dese ridikulamous hatz und kostumes, they’ll B srry!1
sandy claws, sandy claws, sandy claws…dat’s awl I heer…eye has sandy claws ebery day…eye eben litter sum ob teh sand aroun, butt doo they eber go awl gah-gah ober mee furr my sandy clawz?
Bah–humbug clause, eye say!
butt furtst…how do I ditch dis ting-a-ling-y thing-y on my nek? How’m I gonna kreep aroun awl cat-like wif dis dumm bell announcing my presents to teh hole whurld
Yoo kin do liek ma Willem did…. He wood EET NE bell he cood reech! If der wuz a bell awn hims toy, he wood grab it an GRRRRRROOWWWLLL an pull awn it. Wen it comed awf, well, I nebber find dem, so I gess he ayt dem…
I hadda essplayn so keerful to him to pleeeez nawt eet da bell on RC’s coller, cuz she nawt hav bootefull voys liek him, so awl she kin do iz ring bell to let mawmee no wer she iz. He berree grashuslee let her keep her bell, but he HAYTID awn NE uther bell in hims wurld! So I keep bells away frum him…..
I’m sick an tyred ob been kauled “poysen” an being fotogirafed awl teh tyme—I got no preyevicee, no respekt aroun heer!!
up teh chimbley wiff teh roast beest, owt teh windough wif teh cranbeary sauce…owt teh door wif teh stoopy peyes an stuff teh stuffin yoo noe wear!!
GIVE ME MY CHEEZBURGERS!!! Now!
how dare dose peepz–my berry own slavez–pay moar attenshun to awl that glittery, shieny stuff denn dey doo too mii!! An denn dey go absoltively NUTS ober junk dat’s INSIDE teh boxkes!!! an frow teh bokes owt!!!
Inkonceviable!
joo keep using dat wurd
I do not think it means what you think it means
OMG. tank yoo for dat. i tawt i wuz zee onwee wun hoo had dat moovi memoraahzed.
Won fing I rlly hates iz teh NOYSE!!! awl teh noyce, noise, noyse…I kin hardly heer myself MEE-YOW!!! MEEE-ow, Mii-OW
cmon kitteh, u ken do it! say ma-wow-wow!
o wayt, u has tu b in teh baysmint tu say ma-wow-wow, I forgettid.
Hookay, Kitkay iz helpin mii kume up wiff ideers, where’s teh rest ob yoo Cheezfrens?/? Wake-up…mann yore compooterz!!1 make planz…
they’re hangin dere stockings!!! I kin jump up on teh fyreplase mantil an leef my own speshul presentz in dem!!! E Z- P-Z!!!
awl eye need iz a rayndeer!!!
*inbisible rayndeer shows up in teh Nick of tyme*
Wer iz dat tyme, an hoo iz dis Nick dat libs der? Iz nawt St Nick, izzit?
hmmm, mai kitteh, KC, wuz grinchie dureeng teh nite…….she climbd up an nockd ovr teh crimmus reeth! littl greene needls ever ware!
*yawn* mii an kitkay iz sooo tyred now….wii will rest until wii getz sum ree-in-forcements!!
Merry Christmas, Kitkay! Whut an astonishing bravura purrrrformance!! And menee congratz awn yur Nawt Second AND second – 14th! I’m shur yoo hav set a rcord tah may nebber ebber bee equaled.
fanks a billy-yun, janet…i been werking on my ‘pooter, so it wuz EZ to check an sea whin a new lol wuz poasted. My mynd gets race-ingy sumtimes…
Merrie, merrie Christmas to you and everybuddy!
Lawks-a-mussi, kitkay – hao mani danses u gonna need 4 DIS????
*looks round 4 teh cheezfrens*
I no kan do tihs mani danses alowne! HALP!!11!!!!
handicat- ai think it iz just teh two ov us! And luk a teh tiejm!! She cudda goan awn fur almoast an hour!!!!! She akshullee had a full hour an 17 minutes awl bai hurself!
Ai’m traing to think ov a suitable danze – or maybee sumthing else – nice partee? Oar – we cud sit around wif ar hawt choklit (or cawfee) an open ar stockings? Or ??? What do yoo think?
Or – I know, maybee. ai’m going to go fetch lolcatburgler’s CARLOL – an we can tehn awl prance around fur kitkay singing it!
ai setz down dis hawt choklit an cawfee riet heer, so yu awlz kin halp yerselfs, an ai joinz handicat and janet in teh carLOLing an teh pransing
kitkay, congrachewlayshns awn teh brillyunt monoLOLgue!
Mmmmmm, hawt chocklit!
Fankoo, moe – dis is berry gud!
mmm, coe-coe hotted…tyme for nap–(there’ll B dansing in teh sleep!!!)
lolcatburlar’s ICHC Carlol, to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”
Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored
We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets
From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes
Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz
Holy carp, datz teh best carlol I ever heerd!
Saem heer! Absoloot perfekshun!
bestest……ever…….an instant Christymuss classic!
Thank you JCH4K!!!!1!
REELLY awsum!
Yaaaaaaays! lol !
Janet, u alwaiez has teh bestest ideah!
Taht was a trewly graet carlol!
An mani, mani cheezburgers to lolcatburglar for comm … cop … mykin’ it up!
Definitely LCB for the WIN
Brilliant! Defnatly FTW! (Altho made me snarf cawfee outta my nose)!
(and even tho I’s respects other beliefs, I be politikally incurekt and sayz dis)
Merry Christmas to all my newly found Cheezfriends and all your special friends as well! (Raises cup o cawfee) May the new year bring us all much mirth (myrrth?) and merryment on ICHC and our lives in general!
Luv it! FTW!
Thanks for teh encore, J4K. I hope u copyed and paysted that insted of re-typing.
It makes me teh happy that u rembered mah carlol.
As a bonus, this lolpic is by somwun I knoes from another group of invisible frenz in mah computer. Most of teh peeps in that forum are too cool to like lolcats (or sez they is anyhow) but a few of us submit and let each other know when we is on teh voting page. This is teh first that made it to teh big time.
I is at mah mommeh’s house a few states away from mah house so i may not have times 2 come back here a lot but happy crismess to all what celebrates it.
GIGGLOLS!! It iz in mai bukmarx!!! Ai just copyed and paysted. But ai also haz a hard copee filed – just in cayse!! Maybee ai shud bring som moar ov teh wuderful carlols frum bak tehn. It seemz menee peeps has nawt seen them.
Merrey crismess, deer lcb! Oh – an ai wanted to say. Ai recentlee thanksed SJ fur giving me mai pitchfork fur mai umbrellee. But it wuz YOO hoo sayed ai shud use it fur mai umbrelee – SJ gaved mee the pitchfork. So – thank yoo bof! Iz amaizinglee handee!
I has posted a copee awn ma worpress blawg too! Iz called Jinx can has nice blog too, an dis is da Crissmiss eev entree!
Fanks fur ritin it, it berree good an accurat an twoo!
Owtstandeeng Carull,
JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!
Ekksellentlee dun!
Jack.
thankz Jack. lolcatburgrlar rote if fur mee – well, cuz ai begged an pleeded foar her NAWT to do it, so ov corse she had to. Evereetime ai reed it – well – it just taeks mai bref away.
AWESUM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai burgurz, you can haz dem.
*wild applause*
FTW…dis teh furst tyme ai’b seed dis n its wunnerfull!
DAT WUS FANTASMIC
I to be givin the five burgrs up
Wow! We bedder nawt leef Kitkay aloen awn heer agin – taht wus sum seeriyus plottin goin awn! Ai hoep JCH4K has brort abowt a chaynj wit her wunnerful rendishun ob Lolcatburglar’s Catmuss Carol. Ai has to go owt agin nao – jus heerd yet anodder ob mai mennee cusins will be at teh fambly gathrin awn boxing dai so Ai needs to get wun, last gift…..!
Oh noes – teh dredded “wun las gift!!” Even tho tis happee thing taht anodder cusin is coming. Teh moar teh merrier at Krissmuss, fur shur! We keepz a numbeer ov awl purrpoise gifts awn hand fur this evenchualittee.
wow! dis be meh furst tiem on mane page! Iz no longr a virjin! Kthx.
Hai, o siouzbioux – an Merree Krissmuss. Doo ai unnderstand rite taht yoo ar also a gud frend ov our verree deer lolcatburglar? Then awll the bedder -an a moast merree Krissmass to yoo!
Iz has evn drinkd bere wif LCB! An Merree Chrismus to u, toooo.
I seen sum uv yor entreez awn da votin payjis, sxbx, I fink we mite see moar uv yor stuff, dey funnee!!
B!
Laugh Now… but I got your Danny Kaye right here buddy.
hmmm, has he gawt teh flagonwittehdragon or teh challisformtehpallis? Wun has teh poshun taht is poysun, teh odder holds teh bru taht is tru…!
Dat one of my hubby’s faborite moovies
Everytime I watch that movie, I am amazed that they get through all those words without seriously messing it up. I wonder how many takes it took?
Danny Kaye was seriously good at his job.
wow I love that its so cute!!
hmmmmmm….
dat santa luks crunchee…
doze reindeerz smell kittylicious….
how muach tyme leff ??
if santyclaws kin do it, tehn so kin teh Grinch!
Wunse Hewminz turnz dayrz
bakkz, Kitteh willz luze t3h hat
andz clym Krissmuss Tree
Kitteh willz startz at
t3h bawtumm and snaykz awll
arowndz 2 t3h tawp
Mebbeez fyndz a branch
himz lykez andz swottz shynee bawllz.
Kitteh lubz dat sownd!
Hewminz will nebburr
knoez! Unless t3h Tree fawllz down.
Dat juss woan’tz happenz
Jack.
Yes, da tree NEBBER falls down wen kitteh iz innit! LOL, Jak, yoo mek ma day!
the grinch
teh brevity
I watched the Grinch last night on ABC
“I can be stealin christmas? Kthxbai.”
Iz awn tonite in LA!
Poar Max, he has da payshens! Lass nite watched Santa Clause 2. I liek dose moobees.
Mebbee tomoro go see Sweeney Tawd!! So kewl!
* danses to tune of chrismas is goin to teh dogs*
We iz goning to sweenee todd tomorro alzo.
We is Adams Family kinda fambily…bery twisted butz in a gud way!
BTW — My baby LOLtula molted his sken and growded 1/4 INCH all at 1nce.
I tempted to put santa hatz on them for loltograph, but loltulas has scarier pointy endz dan da kittehs. Fewer…but dey has da poison….
Wot’s dis I heer about meelk an cookeeys?
ai can has mai dignetty back, plz.
BTW, WHAT A BEEYOOTEEFUL KITTEH!!!!!
Dose bloo eiyz, dat swurlee markt kote, so purtee!!!
Cats are evil. This is the proof.
Dude. Wutchu dooin in heer?
Shudda taken dat leff turn at Albakurkee.
no they arent cats are teh best creature born!!!
scary pussy!
Hao purrfekt, hoo but an evol kitteh wud maek a goggie ware gi-normus antlars n pull a sley all ovar taown?
a, um….*looks arown*…uh…grinch?
/snickurs an runs
ah hem. teh grinch.. hello.