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Has yu finishd rappin mai present yet? Can Ai luk?
Yur sposed ta wrap it wif teh shineyz sidez uv teh paypur on teh insidez – keepz cheezburgerz frum stickin to it.
Ambercat – What dans shall we do this Sundae for your NS?
Hao abowt we sing carols rown teh fyr? Aai’ll start:
Awai in a maynjer
No crib fore teh bed
Teh lidl Lored Cheezus
Lay daon hims sweet hed
Ai awlwais tink tihs sowns best sung wit teh Northern (Inglandish) aksent – lyk Daft Knee awn “Frasier” oenlee nawt rilly!
‘k…
Joy tu teh whirrrld
that Barnies ded
we B-B-Q’d his hed!
We forgot about his tayyyle..
we fed it tu a wa-a-a-le
an up an down it gose… an up an down it gose…
Wait… dat not the REEL wurds??? Dis whut teh heathens ben singin fer teh las tu weeks!!
But wut about teh body?
We flusht it down teh potty!
an roun an roun it gose…
I been privy 2 taht 4 bowt twelf or forteem yeers now – I can has a heathen alsoo!
Wee 3 kingz of Oreyent R
Tryn 2 smok a rubber seegar,
It wuz loded n it splodeded!
BOOM!
Wile shepperds washd der sox by nite
Awl seeted on da grownd
Da Angell of da Lord cam down
An passd the Lifeboy rown.
Oooh, singin Crissmus Katrols by teh fyr is a wunnerful idear! Ai eben mayde sum up on teh payge for the giant kitteh in the Xmas storees! Member?
O beeg hyooj kat ov Beffleehem
Your eyes, dey do shyne so brite!
…
Congratz, deer Ambercat! Carolz are a grate idea.
Ai wuz traing mai hand an
Deck teh catz wif boughs ov hollee
Fa la la la laaaa la lah lah lah!
Ponder then hao grate yur follee
Fa la la la laaaa la lah lah lah!
But taht’s awl the further ai got!
umm…Holly is poisonous too.
but I liek the carol!
Okay I trin to fink of a good one, but I not berry cleber.
I sawded three cats come slinkin in
On Catmas Day
On Catmas Day
I sawded three cats come slinkin in
On Catmas Day
In the morning.
It not gud, but awl I got
But it’s a reel gud start!
On de furst dai of Christmas mai troo luv gaev to mee
a Persian awl fur-r-r-ree.
On teh second dai of Christmas my tru luv gaev to me
Two Siamese and a Persian all fur-r-r-ree.
(*clears throat* continuing…)
Three Calicoes
Four Russian Blues
Five Scottish Folds
Six Himalayans
Seven Abyssinians
Eight British Shorthairs
Nine Singapuras
Ten Orange Tabbies
Eleven Stumpy Manxes
Twelve white Angoras…
Trai it — it wurks! (An ai’d mush radder has menny kittehs dan all dose burdz flyin round!)
Casssidy ……..FTW !!!!!
fabuloso!!! I fink my laowng hared whyte kitteh Jack (teh one-eeyed cat hoo stoled mi hart awai) waz teh Angora……himz waz sooooo beeutiful an good natureded……
an a snuggler ob the hi-est order……ifn ai waz sitten swon, he waz in mi lap….purring…..
laanwg obber teh brije….but sorely misseded….
Fank yu, Salleh! Wee neber has has Angora (or enny udder wite kitteh, fur dat matr) but had to get teh oranj tabbys in dere coz we has 2 ob dem.
Dey is nawt poysin — we call dem our “luv kittehs” along wif dere big “sis” hoo iz 20 yeers an 9 monfs ol naow. She iz grai tabby, wif teh berry, berry pretty faise an big green aies.
Ai noes yu misses ur kitteh berry mush. Hopes yu can has anudder wun soon!
Ebbery ornj kittah Ai has ebber met were TEH SNUGGLEBUTT.
An’ smoos fur dat ol’ girl. Ai had a dilute kallico (moasly gray) wif teh green aies, an’ her were beautimous.
My sissy’s kitteh gotted sick eetin holly. butt gud song anyway, Janet…eye ponderz teh fallee ob holly on kittehs, 2 –doan they hab enuff poynty endz?
i has 4 ornj wuns, an 2 of dem ar teh reely snugglebutt, de oder 2 nawt sew mush. i has bery strawng mewnitee to der poysun.
I founs dis whil lukn upz poem reference
Cats’ Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs:
10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!
momcat
i rlly lurv deez songs!!! I lolz’d! an awl teh odder fun-knee cwissmaus songs, to. Wii shud hav a choir of cheezfrens!
IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER:
KITTEH WITHOUT A CHEEZBURGER!
Oh noe!!!1!
Eye haz tu go tu da mall wit u, an ur warein dat!
“heather, why are you such a migabetch?”
Well wood u wanna bee seen wit ur Mom, an shez wearin dat??? OMG!!!
Iz lik sew las weak!
because I can be.
DEED JOO EET A BWAIN TOOMOR FURR BREKFUS??!
I love that cat! W00T!
doan chew B huggin’ hymn in publik ; heez alreddy embareassed about yoo!
…. wheeeeeeeeeeee…..
For shames kitteh…..
Teen kitteh iz so bershon.
http://www.flickr.com/groups/bershon/
Mah kontakt lenz is varry, varry dry. Mite has to ware mah spektakles insted.
xqz meh. I has to take dis call.
Wit teh Blue Fang.
Jes uh minutes… lozt myz contact.
mom, yew promished nut to shay nuffink bout that!
Teh Kween’s Speech to be shoen awn Youtube?! Purr-lees, Ma’am, yu is NAWT “daown wit teh kidz!”
PANTS !!!
Oh fur Pant’s sake! Pleez puttem awn!
HAHAHAHAHA
Ai saw sumwun waring shortz tuday an’ ai sed: OMG WEAR PANTS PLS!!! Out loud!
*facepaw*
Kitteh duzzn’t habz
2 wayrz kloathzz 4 a reezun.
Moast tymez, Hewminz shoodz
Jack.
brevity is tteh ssole ob wit! Well Dun, jack!
maaaawm! jeez-
waiz u doin da danc danc rebalootin neek!
jeez! donca ‘member ur almost 50!
(bounce, bounce , twirl!…singn “I won grow up”)
teencat runz two bedroom n slamz door n HORROR!)
momcat
Pink walls, I has ‘em. *facepaw*
U haz Pepto-paint…ewww!
whic wuns pink?
momcat
umm…Floyd?
Until abowt 2 yrs ago, I hadz walls dis colr in mah orffice at wurk… is much pleh, exspecially since mai deskeses r awl mawve, tu…. oh, yeha – an da carpets….
My pepto bottle orffice – letz me shows you eet.
*heddesk*
ai hab seed teh oawtsid ob housez paneted diz culur……jinormus PINK , brite PINK housez…….
ai dont wantz to sound lik too muches ob a snob heer….but sum peepul goes to teh panet stor an sez……yep dat’z teh culur ai want…….
gotta wundur sum tymez
but awn teh odder han…..ifn u lik a culur….whi nawt????? izzit ur house……den u shood be able to panet it ani culur u want……too mucheses peepul meddlin in odder peepulz lifez……..
long az u nawt hurtin sum wun……..let ‘em be
Liddle pink howses, 4 u an me
J. (“Cougar”) Mellencamp
“liddle housesz awn a hilltop”
“liddle housez maed ob tiky taky”
“an dey awl luk jest teh saem
“der’z a green wun, ana yellow wun,
“ana bloo wun, an a purpul wun”
“an der awl maed owt ob tiky taky”
“an dey al luk….jest teh saem”
Salleh – doo yoo know teh werds to AWL the songs??!!
yesh….. *blushes modestly*
noes ai jokin ……but ai do lov teh musicz…….hab miny miny muscishun frenz obber teh yeerz……..
unfortunatli…..ai hab teh kinda voyse dat shood onli be herd ina shower…..
*sigh* teh curse ob mi life…….
due joo-awl bemember teh colorz ob teh hauses in teh moviee “Edword Skissorhandz”? pastel pinks, greens and odder yummy kolours…
“liddle housez on da hillside
liddle houses mad ub ticky- tacky
ders a green wun and a blue wun an a pink an yellow wun
an de awl made outa ticky tacky and de awl luk jus da same”
momcat
oops- sry salleh- wordpress ated yur commment- it didn pop up until Iz don….
Iz on IE at da moment- fink I will go to firefox, fewer problems….
momcat
herz I makz it up, dis be cool!
wais u tolded lik me dat dis song ’bout Berkley and a San Fran housing development? Not sure iz twoo, butz my parent cats wentz to Berkley n da sais it fitz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN3rN59GlWw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN3rN59GlWw
yep datza a troo stori…… ai thot it waz about a groop ob housez buildeded awn a hilltop jest souff ob San Fransisisico……cause der was (prolly still iz) a naked hilltoppy lined up wiff culurful liddle housez…….but ifn u buildeded a groop of housez awl teh same …….affer 45 yeerz (teh sowng iz at leest dat ole) dey r gonna luk reel differmintz……
peepuls jest gotta putz der own signashur awn wat tehy ownz…..
kinda nise reely
brite BLOO housez iz even wurs!
beated me to it. Teencat iz embarrized by the Strawburrie Shortkat decor dat iz to findin round dat corner.
OK Doctorcat…what does it means when you dreamz about Leonard Nemoy comin to shoot Trekkie movie at UR work. You ask him ?’s like: did you have problems with the ear glue-alergic reactions an such liek Buddy Ebson when he tried to be the Tinman. ( He almost died from the paint) Tell me teh trut, DrCat. I laying down, i can taek it.
dey is trooly hiddeeus.
Butt, I shuld tawk, teh walz ob my haus R pink. a berry soff, soothing pink. wuz posted 2 b an adobee-lyke pink wen i pikt it owt, butt it came out a pritty pink damask. mii hubby-kat naugt lyke it, an wii finely gittin arund two paintin teh rooms “better” kolors. Iz unushual, butt a peas-full kolor, eye finks.
no, noz nut dis stoopid danse ajainz
*turnz hed shamfully*
juss cuss yoo iz “naught-sekond” poster-child on ICHC today duznt meen yoo kin embaerass mii (an yerself) lyke that!!!
*stalks off intoo bedrume*
caught in an anomolous corridorkly vertex, kitteh fries brain wiv teh kwestchun “wot wud Schroedinger do?”
go wid da floow
Mah noze. It itchiz.
Kitteh jus founded owt who youz voted fur in last elekshun….humiliashun.
Twee, too, un… ai seeks!
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
I tink da cheezburgr go down dat hall
O, dat waz juss ol’ Meetwad. Hee wuz luukin fore hiz frens Frylock an Shake.
Yur not gonna ware dat, r u?
*groans*
MAWM!!
DAD!!!
WUD U PLZ GITZ A ROOM!?!?
Ick.
Fine, I hidez mai eyez.
R U dun yet?
OH. MAH. GAH.
Plz, kin ai has mah own apartmint? Ai no ai is onlee 15, but u is sew tewtally EMBARISSIN MEH!!!
…like a teenage daughter embarrassed by her dad.
I find the pink walls embarassing too. Ack.
Eye agree–therez bean a lotof tackee-oogly coloured wallz in the picts l 8-telly–iz this teh kynd ob dekor that kitteh-lurvers hab? Eye iz sooo embearassed!!!
WAT
I DONT GET HUH :*
Oh hei sistr. How u turn into kitteh?
Funni how in kitteh form u exact sayme!
suprise suprise teen cat iz hating u well mai teen son iz hatin me
………………….person below me………EPIC FAILLLLLL