Comments on: show & dinner

By: LD0ne

LD0ne — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:33:46 +0000

the first and only time anyone in the existence of life is happy for bars

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:34:42 +0000

Haz U red storee of lettin ferret halp wrap? us allwais LOL for mii!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:30:27 +0000

Jes!! Were iz a care troll wen U needz wun?

By: LolKittyFan

LolKittyFan — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:10:44 +0000

featured in catschool

By: DoctorRandom

DoctorRandom — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:05:04 +0000

noez i smell plot brewin

By: catserver

catserver — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:50:08 +0000

Man, basic cable sucks. Oh well, at least it comes with Smell-o-vision.

By: aminal

aminal — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:03:09 +0000

“Burger-biter” is teh funny!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:41:58 +0000

Inconceivable!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:40:48 +0000

akshooly heez frum teh most kwote-able moviee ever–The PRincess Bride. Lot’s of useless werds and frases litke shreeking eels, ROUS’s, mostly dead, yU killt my phather, and other inconseavable things that sumehow find there way into real and virshual lyfe anyway. Go figure…

By: stend

stend — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:45:44 +0000

now appearing with ‘lavese and las manos’

By: stend

stend — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:43:17 +0000

bow chicka wow !!!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:37:51 +0000

Is teh cherch mowse ministur wif speach impedument from “Four Wedding and a Fun Earl?

By: SarahD

SarahD — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:14:59 +0000

Is a church mowse:

“Wuv… twu wuv… has bwot us… togevah… today…”

By: SarahD

SarahD — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:13:27 +0000

We is cawnsheenshus abaowt teh environmint. Has to be saevin teh internets loltrees!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:29:04 +0000

fank-yoo, salleh, lucy, an handicat!!! i wuz away frum my pooter until noaw, an i hoapes yoos hadda nynce tyme ennyway!!

(i seam 2 hav a ‘burger-biter’ trowl ore too followin mii dese daze…)

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:23:48 +0000

Jus todai sav3d deh lif ob a leetle mousie. Notic3d 3 ob mai kittehs by de bak door lukking at deh bin Iz keepz mai wintre bootz in.

Hmm… sez Iz — “I kno dat look”

Tempt kittehs awai wid de WET FUD! Shut kitchin door. Open bak door. Move boot bin. Der in a leelet ball waz a leetle mouse. Shoo’ed her wid my hand, & outside she goes.

She shud hav betta luck outdoorz than indoorz wid *6* kittehz in de hous…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:50:42 +0000

Ohhhhh! Awl iz nao cleer. Thank yoo – iz a reelee gud idea. Hmmmm.

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:37:07 +0000

GO ‘EERS!

By: stend

stend — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:46:59 +0000

“Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my … hamster dinner?”

By: Abstract

Abstract — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:43:52 +0000

I can’t imagine the fun that little rodent is having. I mean, surrounded by 5 or 6 of your natural predators and stuck in a cage with no place to run? Must be great. -.-

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:37:19 +0000

oh hai momcat……hab u trieded fruitcakez an toastin it??? den puts the budder awn it an den cinanannanmunz????

iz nommy !!

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:35:44 +0000

SHOK !!!! oh Ambercat….u nawt gonna letz ur Amber “help” u wiff teh wrappin????

does taek longer…..an u getz teh liddle hole ina papur…..an wet ribbunz….an teh boz getz awl untied…..

uh wate…..ai fink ai seeez ur poynt !!!

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:33:14 +0000

Jest goes to prove dat u haz teh samrt heathenz…..ebbery wun noes jest about ebberyfing kittehz do iz teh cyute…….

By: D Marie

D Marie — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:32:38 +0000

http://www.wvu.edu/

By: salleh

salleh — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:26:31 +0000

*fasepaw*

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:20:38 +0000

Kittehs say “Hows wuld you lik to come ofer fur dinner?”

By: handikat

handikat — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:12:37 +0000

*wiggle wiggle twurrll twurrll shimmay*

I does free danse.

Or maybes foar – I loses cownt!

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:05:11 +0000

I hab a mousie pet 1 time. He lig in a glass aquireum. Da kitteh hop on top and do ummysalts and anyfing day can tinks upo to get da mousie’s attention, but mousies smarter dan da kittehs guessted. Da mousied neber pay no attenshun to da kitteh antiks. Had da bunnies too. Dey use da same litter box as da kittehs an no one eber seem to mind.

By: cat business suit

cat business suit — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:27:40 +0000

Clarice and The Hannibals

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 17:00:46 +0000

‘cept maibee teh kittehs lawsted deir lunches when teh farmer cawt on!

I will pass on your pwedikshuns tu mai hethens! dey will laff an laff! (dey luff der kittehs and fink ebberyting dey do is de key00t!)

By: Icanhaspint?

Icanhaspint? — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:49:36 +0000

I can has protectiv custardy?

By: starling

starling — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:39:23 +0000

I ewsed to libs on farm. Dey had wabbits. Oan dai, kitteh eeted wabbits. She be pullinz them RAIT THRU teh wire fens. U tell ur hethens taht.

Soz. Hoap nobuddy lawst deir lunch.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:32:23 +0000

Mai 2 yungest hethens want a rodent…. ENNI rodent! but, Iz tells dem, ‘we haf kittehs! de wud eet de rodents!’ De sez, ‘no, mommah… kettehs jus WATCH de rodents’…. I guesses I needs to hab dem watch moahr ov da Aminal Planetz!!

Plz tu nawt shows dis piktur tu da littel peeps in mai howse? wuld just enk… incor…. mayk demz argewmints moar valid!!

KTHXBAI!

By: philene

philene — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:24:33 +0000

ai get da drumstik!
ai get a drumstik, too!
ai get da third drumstik!
ai gowt da last drumstik!
ai onlee lyke wyte meet!
hu get da wishbone? member – tredishin sez oldist n yungist.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:23:29 +0000

Nise WS ref FTW!!

By: Simpson

Simpson — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:10:37 +0000

hamsta sez

“well hullo gentlmanz, hao can ah servz u tudays”

*kittah stomucks growl*

“i haz some deilicos lettause if u wantz”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:07:02 +0000

but that would be the hamster hit-movie for the summer – “Snakes on a Cat”

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:05:57 +0000

i’m gonna bust a mu***f***in cap in their *********ing asses, then i’m gonna get ****faced drunk on some ****erf***ing fullstrength m*****f***ing beer, b**ch!

By: Skwrl

Skwrl — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:01:51 +0000

mewzeum uv natwal histwee.

http://www.lolsquirrel.com

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:48:09 +0000

Mai momma callt it “fritekake” or sez “Pass me a slise ov doorstop.” I sez, teh moar rummin it, teh bettah!

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:41:40 +0000

Jerbee: “Am I jus bein parinoids? Gotsa feelins am bein wached…”

By: stend

stend — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 15:17:25 +0000

“I’ll have the fillet”

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:58:25 +0000

Eeeeewwww! But prolly moer akyuret!

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:33:49 +0000

Wen Ai had teh mauses fur petses, dis are hao Peaches (teh Angel Catburger) wud bee. Awl dai, ebbery dai. Watching teh mauses. Ushually frum awn tawp ob teh maushaus.

Dem mauses wud stik dem tails aot ob teh bars, an’ Peaches wud go kwazee an’ twi tu catches dem. An’ teh mauses wud pulls dere tails bak een, an’ wun awai, an’ LAFF AND LAFF AND LAFF. Ai swears!

By: starling

starling — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:30:09 +0000

Ees not Siberian Chamster?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:30:08 +0000

“Na Na boo boo!”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:29:42 +0000

“I suppose your wondering why I called you all here today?”

By: starling

starling — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:29:11 +0000

I doant maind recyclums, as long as kapshun is diffrunt and funneh (pitteh is not allus teh kayse on voating page).

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:26:15 +0000

Hai lowly grunt. Ai see yoo hav added a nice avatar. Izzit a sekret, or can yoo tell us what it iz (aside vrum WV, which ai can see maiself, ov corse. Or can ai? V iz missing itz left arm (if it iz nawt facing uz, that is.)

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:22:15 +0000

Mah momma sez Jiminy Christmas tu.

‘cept eet alwaiz comz awt: “Gee, Mini Christmas.” An’ Ai sez: Whut? Leetul Kissmaus, whar?