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a Captive audience
waitr? i can has napkin?
My duplex—
let me show joo it.
Kitkay not 2nd today. We doz da “Kitkay not naugthty” danc do Santa will brings joo lots ob stuff. Dis a free form dance. We canz all dans togedder but it don’t matter what danse joo does.
*wiggle wiggle twurrll twurrll shimmay*
I does free danse.
Or maybes foar - I loses cownt!
*fasepaw*
fank-yoo, salleh, lucy, an handicat!!! i wuz away frum my pooter until noaw, an i hoapes yoos hadda nynce tyme ennyway!!
(i seam 2 hav a ‘burger-biter’ trowl ore too followin mii dese daze…
“Burger-biter” is teh funny!
These kitties will soon be dueling it out for the last christmas ham-ster….
ah lucky ah not haz mah tee yet… it wood have been all ober teh moniter affer dis one
“I’ll have the fillet”
“Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my … hamster dinner?”
ai get da drumstik!
ai get a drumstik, too!
ai get da third drumstik!
ai gowt da last drumstik!
ai onlee lyke wyte meet!
hu get da wishbone? member - tredishin sez oldist n yungist.
whus gettin it
4 kittehz finking about how too put there pause in opposition 2 B abel 2 Opin teh Kage….
mausterpeace theatre
Maus IN PEECES theatre!!
Eeeeewwww! But prolly moer akyuret!
kitteh frens lub too wacht teh liddle gui ham-it up beeg.
JIMMINY CRISSMAUS—It’s kittehs!!!
git intwo teh kage!!!
Mah momma sez Jiminy Christmas tu.
‘cept eet alwaiz comz awt: “Gee, Mini Christmas.” An’ Ai sez: Whut? Leetul Kissmaus, whar?
neener, neener, neener!
joo kant hav mii fur deener!
fine kitteh restawrawnt ware u get 2 pick ur dinnah roedent frum teh dissplay.
Show and Dinner–ahh, teh prey’s teh thing!!!
Nise WS ref FTW!!
and luk! dey even hab teh chopstiks reddy on top of teh caje!
thay iz gonna have mousey tungz!
and Mongolian Gerbil…
Ees not Siberian Chamster?
Dezember 23–Gerri Gerbil tails the tell ob teh nite befour teh nite beefore Christmas…
Samuel L Hamster gets in the mood for some motherf#$%ing improvisational monologue.
I am tired of these **** cats next to my **** cage!
i’m gonna bust a mu***f***in cap in their *********ing asses, then i’m gonna get ****faced drunk on some ****erf***ing fullstrength m*****f***ing beer, b**ch!
but that would be the hamster hit-movie for the summer - “Snakes on a Cat”
mynd kontrol Jurbil sez “Go now!! Go forth and shed my pritties!! Bwah ha hah ha ha haaaaah!!”
That’s got to be one freaked-out hamster.
Professor Hamster keeps himz klass in wrapt attention bai tellin dem da story ob da Christmass. He esssplains WHY not eveben da mousies waz stirin..not strong enuff to hod da ldel to stir wiff. I makez up 4 da awful pun by bringin da horsepitality kart. Wez gotz 4 kins ob coughee an da donots and da kofee kake an (no screamin pleez) da frutkake. For joos “ober dere” we gotz tea and scones an clooted cream an whateber else joos likes. Happy day b4 day b4
Purrfick tymin Lucy - Ai needs a cawfee (wit a lidl haysulnut sirup innit) to get me startid awn teh pressee rapping. Ai mite has to shut Amber kitteh awai so she dusnt *halp* me!
SHOK !!!! oh Ambercat….u nawt gonna letz ur Amber “help” u wiff teh wrappin????
does taek longer…..an u getz teh liddle hole ina papur…..an wet ribbunz….an teh boz getz awl untied…..
uh wate…..ai fink ai seeez ur poynt !!!
ohhh
yu so gud lucy! I lubs da fruitecake! Awl hab sum fruitecake n coughee (bedda has da de-cat, Iz awl readi fealin jumpi), awl bringz sum sausesges, dus we haz ani whippi cream fur da coughe? Iz feeln decatdent…..
momcat
oh hai momcat……hab u trieded fruitcakez an toastin it??? den puts the budder awn it an den cinanannanmunz????
iz nommy !!
Mai momma callt it “fritekake” or sez “Pass me a slise ov doorstop.” I sez, teh moar rummin it, teh bettah!
“Hamster lives in jail now for his violent crimes against society; still, his many girlfirends come for conjugal visits….”
from Hamster Penthouse Forum
bow chicka wow !!!
Hhhhhmmmmmmm……. it seems ICHC has gone green; we’re getting a lot of recycles lately…..
I haven’t seen this one before. Even so, if it is a repeat, it’s still pretty cute.
Hai lowly grunt. Ai see yoo hav added a nice avatar. Izzit a sekret, or can yoo tell us what it iz (aside vrum WV, which ai can see maiself, ov corse. Or can ai? V iz missing itz left arm (if it iz nawt facing uz, that is.)
http://www.wvu.edu/
GO ‘EERS!
Ohhhhh! Awl iz nao cleer. Thank yoo - iz a reelee gud idea. Hmmmm.
I doant maind recyclums, as long as kapshun is diffrunt and funneh (pitteh is not allus teh kayse on voating page).
We is cawnsheenshus abaowt teh environmint. Has to be saevin teh internets loltrees!
Eye lubz eet wen wii double dayte lik diz!
“I suppose your wondering why I called you all here today?”
“Na Na boo boo!”
Wen Ai had teh mauses fur petses, dis are hao Peaches (teh Angel Catburger) wud bee. Awl dai, ebbery dai. Watching teh mauses. Ushually frum awn tawp ob teh maushaus.
Dem mauses wud stik dem tails aot ob teh bars, an’ Peaches wud go kwazee an’ twi tu catches dem. An’ teh mauses wud pulls dere tails bak een, an’ wun awai, an’ LAFF AND LAFF AND LAFF. Ai swears!
Jerbee: “Am I jus bein parinoids? Gotsa feelins am bein wached…”
mewzeum uv natwal histwee.
http://www.lolsquirrel.com
hamsta sez
“well hullo gentlmanz, hao can ah servz u tudays”
*kittah stomucks growl*
“i haz some deilicos lettause if u wantz”
Mai 2 yungest hethens want a rodent…. ENNI rodent! but, Iz tells dem, ‘we haf kittehs! de wud eet de rodents!’ De sez, ‘no, mommah… kettehs jus WATCH de rodents’…. I guesses I needs to hab dem watch moahr ov da Aminal Planetz!!
Plz tu nawt shows dis piktur tu da littel peeps in mai howse? wuld just enk… incor…. mayk demz argewmints moar valid!!
KTHXBAI!
I ewsed to libs on farm. Dey had wabbits. Oan dai, kitteh eeted wabbits. She be pullinz them RAIT THRU teh wire fens. U tell ur hethens taht.
Soz. Hoap nobuddy lawst deir lunch.
‘cept maibee teh kittehs lawsted deir lunches when teh farmer cawt on!
I will pass on your pwedikshuns tu mai hethens! dey will laff an laff! (dey luff der kittehs and fink ebberyting dey do is de key00t!)
Jest goes to prove dat u haz teh samrt heathenz…..ebbery wun noes jest about ebberyfing kittehz do iz teh cyute…….
I hab a mousie pet 1 time. He lig in a glass aquireum. Da kitteh hop on top and do ummysalts and anyfing day can tinks upo to get da mousie’s attention, but mousies smarter dan da kittehs guessted. Da mousied neber pay no attenshun to da kitteh antiks. Had da bunnies too. Dey use da same litter box as da kittehs an no one eber seem to mind.