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bunnee coms owt ob teh hoel, rown teh tre an…nomnomnom! Oops, trai agin!
ambercat,
how berry brilliant !!
yoo gotz sum berry bright bunnee in engerland !! : )
Whars teh bunneh? I is so disapoy…dissap… bummeded!
Ambercat! I LOL’d lawts at de ‘nomnomnom’!!
Happi nawt sekunds!
Shall we danse? Ring ’round da rosiez??
Teh buunni hawp is awlso a populer favrit rownd heer.
How abowt
Ring arownd teh bunnie
Pawket full ob munnie*
Cheezburger, Cheezburger,
Wee awl danses arowd!
(*bedder doo dis nao, b 4 teh Cris muss spending awl dun)
Lemme hep u get reddy, I tie ur shoes fur u, kai?
I hadz a LeBron James, but I eated him.
HI Ambercat……Yayyyyy !!! fur “nawt secund ” an hai 3heathens ……u stilll up …oar jest up eerly???
lukz lik iz tyme to warm up teh CCC, dis iz wun cyute kitn…….gud fing ai fawleded asleep wif mi RARG awn lass nite……
*tugs at RARG an straitenz it up* waz onli a liddle awry due to sleep tossin an trunin…
OK wt teh danse….??? Ambercat ???
Hi Salleh, hoep yu slept bedderer an wernt disterbd bai teh showty peepls. Hao abowt a sawft shoo shuffl, to go wit teh kitteh shoo?
Shuffl shuffl shuffl
Paws fore tee an taes an coktayls!
ai finalli got to sleepz but dey waz stlll shoutin….. ai waz ina difermnt ruum lass week an teh peepulz abov me..ai fink teh guy waz hittin teh ladi….hadda cawl awn dat……
but ai noes nawt to stik mi noze in pursunalli unless der’z no opshun….too danjerus…..ai hab been nown to try to brake up fites an pertecxt peepulz an critterz wen ai sees sumwun piking an sumbawdi else…….ai nebber oood stand bullies.. but der’z ttoo miny meen an ARMED peepulz around naow.
ai join u in teh “safwt shoo”
*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*shuffleto teh leff*
*shuffle to teh rite*
*shuffle in a sirkle, shuffle ina sirkle teh odder wai*
*JAZZ HANZ*
Amberat, u gotz teh sno der yet??? u sed it wsaz COLD !
no sno, jus teh freezy fawg; maeks yu coffcoffcoff!. But Ai is snugglee warm unner a blankie wit mai kitteh.
dat soundz sooo nise…….iz berry berrry had nawt to hab a ktn rite naow…..haz to maek do wiff teh pittures…..
soon Salleh, soon – is teh motivayshun to keep yu tryin an applyin fore tohse jawbs afteh teh holly dais! Tehn we rilly will has teh partee!!
Salleh, dats teh bestests safwt shoo EVAR!!
“*JAZ HANZ*”
ROFLOL!!
I lubs it!
Up eerly… butz not heer eerly: serber tyme iz ’bout 4 hrs behine me…. so, wuz ’bout lebenty ‘clock!
Dis IZ won cyute kitn! Kin he comz tu mai haus tu teeches mai yungest to tie shues? Him haz de sins..cents..hmm.. sensory ishues!! Hims not lyke mommeh tu teeches him! LOL!
dat kitn iz so liddle he cood use teh shoo fur a kool sled……..
an ai jest notised……det’z a nise cleen shoo, an iz AVIA dey r teh bestest tennies awn teh planet……teh mostest cumfy, u put dem awn an feel likz u 10 yeerz ole agin !!!
dat’z mi criteeria fur teh gud tenniez…..do tehy maek u feelz lik a bouncy liddle kid??? den tehy r gud tenne shooz !!
Mye boi scowt not tying skillz, let mee sho u dem.
SMRT I R SO SMART
Him rellee iz .
It tookded me forebber to lern.
me too…….teh furst wai ai lerneded waz to do 2 loopz an wrap dem around eech odder…..
I still tie my shoes this way, cause it was the furst wai I learnded, but I no the udder wai nao.
Bunneh ear wai rocks
ooooohh ai likz teh naem….”bunny eered ” dat iz wat iz lik !!!
cheezfrenz lukz lik we gotta troll heer alreddy todai……
iz teh #1 troll teh “low burgar” troll????
so plz dont hab teh hurty feelinz iz jest stoopy trolll……ai meen reeely…..doez ani ob us gib low burgerz for remarkz scept unlesssess iz a troll?? ob corse nawt……we nise to eech odder……
so….QED ….derz a troll around….
(pee ess, ai lubz it wen ai kan sey….QED…..)
*whispers*
wut duz QED meen?
“Quod erat demonstrandum.” Iz LOLLatin. Iz wut U say in teh mattmatx or teh lojix wen u solv or proov sumfing. Meenz “Wut wuz to be demmonstrayted.”
clevarz kitteh. Now to be helpin me wrap dose prezentz.
btw…blinkin’ chairman meow is creeeepeze.
ai agreez wif u. winkeh ees creepeh
kinna lyke teh guise wif teh akkordyon hear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfU-4Y4_akY
(awsum sawng, tho)
I had a kitteh named Chairman Meow. He at the bridge now, (with Greasy and about 6 others), had him from 1984 to 2000. My friend joked and said I should sue that site for copywrite infringement cause I came up with the name first. lol His blinkin does give me the creepyness though.
mee too
OK, so naw you makes me shoo-tie piez?
Sumhao, dis nawt grayt ukawmplishmnt I fot it wud b. Purrrhapz iz ‘kuz shu iz nawt ehnee moar yoosful to meh wen taid?
Avia wun dat taztes bedder?
Teh Cootness af teh cawt Zomg! Wi du teh sawft shoo! *shuffle to the laft…shuffle to the raight…..shuffle in a carcle…shuffle in a carcle the other way!!! …..JAZ HANZ!* lawl
streeng theeree, i gots it.
i iz planang ravengz *hehe*
Calling any nearby Crash Cart, plz. We is havin a Cutes Amerjensee. A kitn is tryin to tie a shoo. Repeat. A kitn is tryin to tie a shoo. Halp before I asplodes.
hahahaha…Ai dunno wy, but wen u spelt shoo dat way, it made me laff en laff. dis piktur trooly iz a kyootniss merjensee–Ai iz glad salleh gettid heer wif teh CCC in tyme!
shew stinx, heer let me drag it outta de dining rume so u can eats. ur welcum.
*splort* countdown….5….4….3….2…..1…..
*puff puff puff*
*pant pant pant*
heer ai iz wif wun ob the CCC…..hole awn D.R. and buggin2go ….sorry letz me catches mi breff fur a minit………..*puff puff puff*
ok …..heerz yer RARG…..and sum choklit and a nise warmly sawftie blankie
an wood yo radder hab sum tea oar sum eggynoggy, (wif oar wifout spikes innit)
u be OK noaw…….
awn wiff teh hooler daze sellerbrayshunz !!!!!!
Dank u so much
Bebbee Kitteh wantz
2 maykz herz Nap Playse juuss a
bit moarz prittee~urr
Lawtza rume 2 strrretch oarz
currlz up. Fat limp Piskettee
luukz orrfullz takkee
Fatz blandz Pisskettee
iz okayz 2 klawz andz Nom.
Needz ekkstra flayvurr
Kriss~krawss heer. Maykz
bunnee eer. Ober andz froo
andz maykz prittee 2
Jack.
Oppozit day! Kitteh tiez shoo!
grat jowb, babbeh kitteh. Noaw undidz it.
Kittehs no needs teh shoos!
WOW
A CAT THAT CAN TIE A SHOE
HAHHHAHHAHHAA I NVER SEEN THAT BE4
gold star today for teh talented kitty
mah kitteh luvs to eet mah shoolaces too! cuuuute. but makes tyin my shoes kinda gross right after
BTW, don forgit 2 obsurv how cyoot iz teh kitteh! Wut a cyootyfase!
CHINEESE FOOD IS GOOD FOR PEIOPLES!!!!! EAT MIORE CAT! ITS GOOD FOR UR BRAIONESES
omg kitty is smaller than the shoe!
Kitty can be tyin’ shoeses betta ten mee!! >_<
Why do you guys talk to stupid?
i thinkz itz really funny lol
Can I see dis in a Syze Ekstra-Teeny-Tiny?
An dat how we all tie ourz shoz!