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Ai is ordishuning fore Pyrates ob teh Karry Bean – Ai tink Ai has teh part in teh bag, no?
Yoo gonna be a STAR!
an sumpin schmells fishee
Whut dans we do 4 yew, Ambercat?
I has thawt of choons – we cud have “In a octopusseis gardin” or we cud have “Bobbin along” from Bednobs an Broomstykes.
Bud I nawt kno ani steps to dese.
Whatchoo think?
uh-oh. this isn’t the helen lawson octopus from yesterday, is it ???
when lolnimals attack !!!
totally off thread – weren’t there going to be other caption contests? what happened?
Where? Wehn? Ai missed this entyrelee.
well, there was that other one – weren’t there going to be more?
wat won ??
Uh, no, seagloll–eeting starfish wont make u a star.
you’ve gotta sparkle, neeley, sparkle !!! but broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope – or half eaten starfish!!! Now get out of my way, I’ve got a man waiting for me.
vallee of dollz ref?
heheheh……… then sure capt jack will not know what he wants!!! Lolz
ananthv
Duz we naow danse a pyrate jig?
“Yo ho, yo ho, a pyrate’s lyef 4 meh!”
Shure – a pyrate jig fur Ambercat. Questchun – who iz leeding fur “Moast Top Spots?” Ac or Tribble? Enebuddee been counting?
So – Cat. I’m a Pyrate cat
an ai jig jig jig an ai myow ho ho (whoo hoo – ai can’t maek taht Pyratee)
Pryrate jigg is gud ideea.
I kan sings sea-shanti foar dans choon … if i can thinks of wun with the kleen wordz, of coarse…
Heer we goes:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning
Put him in the long boat ’til he’s sober
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Heave him by the leg in a runnin’ bowlin’
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yard-arm under
*wavez glass of grogg in tyme to moosic*
Hey – handikat. Taht waz reelee gud!
wooo…hooo….
uppsheeeraiyzezzz,
waaay hayyy uppsheraiyzezzz….
I lovez teh pirate jig songz!
Me too!
Awaay ya Shantee, My deer Annee!
O, ya Noo Yawk gurls,
can’t ya dance da polka!
An:
Awn da Good Ship Venus
Yoo reellee shooda seen us!
Wif a figgerhed uv a hore in bed….
An a mast uv a fallic )#&*$!!!!
Woot woot for teh Good Shi[ Venus! Onceajinx, howabowt me, yu an Capt Jack taek tihs to teh nawty barn an we see how mennee vursis we can com up wit…
Teh Captings wife wuz Mabel
By Gawd but she wuz abul
….!
Teh kabin boy was Tipper
He waz a plucky nippa
He stuffed his *%!
Wif browken glass
A seercumcysed teh skippa!
See I fownd a keleen songs, an tehn yu guize sets mee off.
Nawt fayre!
arr, 13 men on a dead dodge dart!!!
Can I just point out that he died at the end of the last film…
still a great picture. LOLSEAGULL FTW!
funny–awl teh food eye eat iz ded, to. Iz rong?
i hate goggggggie
Sea monster is commin’ bak up – pleez stand back.
Kthx … urrrppppp!!!!!
like this?
http://www.tinyurl.com/2ez83g
Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
Nemo ref … hooray!!
My fav part uv Nemo!!!! Iz sooooo twoo!
U are in poseshun of much win and awesum for that Nemo ref. ^^
Off topic – I just came back from the vet – had to put my Google to sleep. He had FIS and was only ten months old. I will miss him very much. He was the only cat I’ve ever had how loved to play fetch.
(((((((((((((((Inigo)))))))))))))))) – an at Krismus tyme too.
Taht is berry sad.
I so sawree.
But was teh gud things to do 4 ur Google if he was teh poorlie, an naow he is free to be runnin an playin an not hurtin enny moar.
(((((((((((((((((((Moar huggs 4 yew))))))))))))))))))
Aw, Inigo, hao verree sad. Heer R teh sawft blankies form teh CCC, gud fore sore insyds, an Ai send Serchanrescoo kitteh ober wit sum cat-berry choklit. If it still herts in 3 weeks, go see Dr Tinycat
so sorry bout yore Google–he sounds special
It is so hard to let go. Please accept our sympathies and take good care of yourself, OK?
{hugs}
Maybe this will help…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjwGASgLNw
Oh, Inigo. Thsi is too sad. Ai’ve awnlee seen two fetching cats – belonged to frenz of mine. Pennies. Tehy loved to bring the pennies. And oh – awnlee 10 months old. Ai lost a wun yeer awld kitteh wunz – wuz terrible. Mai hart is braking fur yoo – becuz yoo hav lost verree much indeed. Such a speshul kitteh. And taeking a sick kitteh to teh vet liek this iz wun ov teh hardest things in teh werld to do.
Yoo must remember taht yoo were a troo and gud frend to him. You cud nawt hav shown him moar hao much yoo loved him, hard though it iz.
Wud yoo liek to tell us what he luked liek?
Oh god, I’m so sorry. I think I might cry now, and I don’t even know you or your kitten.
Oh, that’s terrible. I’m sorry to hear that *hugs*
So sorry, Inigo. Duzn’t matter hao long wii have dem, it’s so paynefull 2 let dem go!
Ai shedz sum teerz for joo and jor Google.
LolCats, fill yur glasses…a goodbye toast for Google, who liked to play fetch and was a gud kitteh. Gudbie…and enjoi playing at rainbow brige till Inigo cn hug him agin. So sorre Inigo, hard as it is, you did right by yur frend.
*raises glass* To Google!! An hiz troo and loving frend Inigo.
I awlso sends mah sympathees to u, Inigo. Iz hard times, I noes. Mah sister sez dat why she nawt haz kittehs or goggies, cuz iz too had to lose them. Yes, it is hard, but she is cheatin herself owt of awl dah luves and gud times wif deh aminals, too. Those are why we luves owr kittehs so much. They are worth the pain. Remember the good times.
((((((inigo))))))
Your post about your sister reminded me of this little poem I like. I don’t know who wrote it:
Oh what unhappy twist of fate
Has brought you homeless to my gate,
The gate where once another stood
To beg for shelter warmth and food?
For from that day I ceased to be
The master of my destiny,
While she, with purr and velvet paw
Became within my house the law.
She scratched the furniture and shed
And claimed the middle of my bed,
She ruled in arrogance and pride
And broke my heart the day she died.
So if you really think, oh cat
I’d willingly relive all that,
Because you come forlorn and thin
Well don’t just stand there – come on in!
That brot the teers, allrighty.
Thanks for sharing,hdf.
Iz by Francis Witham- neber herd ub dem…. gud poem!
momcat
*sniff, sniff, sob, sob, sniffle*
Bye Google, say hi to Pepper for me at the Rainbow Bridge.
Ai has a Pepper at teh Rainbow Bridge 2.
An a Peaches an a Boots.
{{{{{Inigo}}}}}
{{{{{Google}}}}}
Teh hoal in yur heart is hurting, I betz. Cause teh holes in mai heart from past kittehs is tingling in sympathy.
Pls Google sai hello tu dem awl at teh Raneboah Brij.
Inigo – I has a bestest Merlot of the hole yer and I razez my glass to yer bebe and yer payn….sew sorrees…tayk cares of you.
I sorree fer ur loss, but you showd in how much u luvd him by makin da hardest choyse and givin da gratest gift to ur beluvd frend. He haz no mor payne now.
Inigo, hao wunderful will bee ur memries uv yur Google. I am so sawrie yu had tu sai gud bye so erlee.
He will wait for u at teh Raynbo Bridje.
((((((hugs)))))))
Inigo, so sorry to hear of yur loss. Google sounds like a sweetie! I, too, knew the fun of a fetchin kitteh. I raise mah hawt choklit in honor of your beloved friend! Must go snoogles mah Mr. Worf now……
I know how hard it is for you. It seems like there are always a lot of losses this time of year. Christmastime sucks to be a vet. I know you did the right thing for Google. It is hard to say good bye, if we have had them twenty years or twenty minutes. I’m thinking about you.
Aw, Inigo, I noes hao hard it is to lose a lubbed pet. Hugz an hedbonks to u.
{{{{{{Inigo}}}}}
Wolf, Lobo, Shelby, Caroline, Ricky, and I are so sorry for your loss. We know that your wonderful memories will become a great source of comfort to you.
Pat
much sad an luvs frum da crew here at shay panferkitteh!!!
(((((Inigo))))))
He be at da brige waitin’ doh, an he can plai fetch wif mai frien John woo waits dere fur me.
So sorry for your loss Inigo, my Jeep was a “fetching kitty” too. If it’s any consolation, putting your kitty to sleep is the hardest and the best thing you can do for your kitteh friend.
{{{Inigo}}}
[adds moar rum to eggnawg]
A toast to yoo an yor lovie Google. Yoo did rite ting, FIS is skeeree an paynful. I sorree for yoo lose baybee kitteh dis way. Yoo go ahead an be sad an mourn him, cuz he had worth and value to you. Our heartses are hurtin too. We hold yoo an Google in R hearts an purrteck yoo while yoo heal yor heart a little.
Mebbee he will chat wif RC abowt hao much fun to play fetch wif peepull… I kin alredee see Willem lickin hims eer to welcome him to Rainbow Meadow.
inigo, i’m so sorry for your loss. i know how bad you must feel. take comfort in knowing your google is not hurting any more. may this bring you comfort….nothing dies that is remembered.
I am very sorry for your loss.
Perhaps this will help also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-swkL0s7M
Sorry for ur loss. (((Inigo)))
For Google, who was loved.
Very sorry. Rest in peace, Google.
Thankyou all for your kind thoughts. You are all wonderful lolfriends. Google was a beautiful boy who always wore a black tuckseedo and exquizit wite glubs. He could not meow – he jus skweekd wen him was bery hunry. Wen he was bran new he would do flying leeps onto my big girl, Milly, an Milly was not impressd. Wen Google got sick, tho, Milly would wash hims head and look kindlee at him. I stayd wif him wen he went to sleep, and it was very peaceful. He finally looked like the pain woz all gone.
i very sorriez for your loss…
{{{{{take care & hugs}}}}}
I iz srry, 2, inigo. Eye am huggin my 2 wunnerfull petz in memory of Google–my stuborn ol’ yeller labby (hoo neber fetches, onlee runz away an teezes) and my sweet liddle tabby. Boff ob dem kame 2 mii needing a hoam–old farm goggie wen my vatter-kat died, an deer soft kitteh wuz a stray my fren founded an gave to mii. I love dem soo mush–I neber asked four dem, butt I kant bear teh thot ob loosing dem. Wii aR lucky 2 have them two lurv and lob fore there time on erff.
I went for a walk along teh beech and a swim and that mayd me feel much betta. Then I came bak an red all yor luvly messages, and they mayd me cry again, but in a nice way. My Milly will hav to get dubbel hugs now.
jj and tucker and i are sending you hearts and stars!
Mai kittehs an ai send yu our simpafies and hugs, too.
Iss alwais sad to loze a kitteh (or enny luvved pet), but speshly sew at Christmastiem. We all be finkin uv yu.
Mai kitz an I– let us send yoo hugz an purrz.
Thx fr eeting the “LOLZ” squid!
Lolz skwid eets yu bak – did yu see teh teefs awn taht ting?!
it’s “the lol of the wild” – tomorrow, something will eat the seagull, etc.
or not
Ahhh the circle of life!
trus me stend-
nofin eatz a seagull. It waiz eider louie n clarke or audabon whoz said sumfin ‘long da lines dat de flesh ub da sea gull iz nawt fitz fur man or beastie…
momcat
maybe we could just slap it around a bit?
R toss it an alka deltzer….
{I no, I no, DO NAWT DO DIS!!! seegulls can’t burp R fart,so if dey gits a alka seltzer, dey ASPLODE!!!!! so iz ill eagle to do it. But it funee, *poof* nuffin but fevvers an goo….yuck!}
you’re just asking for a legal professional to come after you
jinx, U r verree bad – but teht maed me laff! :blush:
souns gud-
uz neber getz jus wun seagull, deh comes in beeeeg groups….. an ifnz u don’t feedz dem yur lef over herrins- deh poopz awl ober ur boat!
silly plasti wol fing no wurk. Seagull sitz on hed n goes pbthhhhhhh awl ober wol!
- grewz up fishn fur da salmonz…… naows waaaaay too much bot seagulls……
momcat
saylers cawl seegulls “shite hawks”. Just sayin…
SUSHEE!!!!
It r taystee an nootrishis!!
nommity nommity nom!!!
CHOO WIF YER MOUF CLOSD PLEEZ!!!
What?
Doncha like “see”food?
HAW!!SNARF!!
Does that bird have THREE LEGS???
yabbut won iz a woulden leg.
named Smith.
but what’s his other leg’s name?
Mary Poppins FTW
Davee Joens Lockr: It has a flavor.
Ann a feeshy wun, at dat!
a flavor of … davy jones’ gym shorts !!!
… calling major pleh !!! white courtesy phone please !!!
No, I has nawt seen Kreechur frum Black Lagun in a wyle, why u aks?
( burp )
Oh noes!
Say what you like, but Davy has always been one of my favorite characters. I think he’s just “deliciously” evil(hah). And I mean, why wouldn’t Calypso/Tia want him? Everyone knows men were invented for opening pickle jars, and the crab claw would def help with that.
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(oO)
((((
Alternate caption:
“James Norrington
Do you fearrr death?”
You eats Davey Jones!!!!
Hims was mah favrit monkee
I better warn Mike, Mickey and Peter.
Hey hey we’re the Monkees…
And people say we monkey around…
But we’re too busy singing…
To put anybody… *NOM!*
Dis not Davy Jones of teh Munkees?
hey! hey!
dey neber munkee around..
dose kidz two buzy singin’
yayz teh bird it eets teh eevil Davy Jones! plees be eatin teh kraken to kthanxbai
Sew, dhats pritee muhch the mowst behst picture I have evvur scene.
…..hmm looks like somone got a little piggy with the sushi at lunch!
Mebbe da birdie read from da Necronomnomnomicon!? In which case we are alll dooomed!
lolcthulhu ???
no no! Was CthuLOL! See Scaarrrey post of octo-squid-things that sez LOLZ for further info
And I eated hiz Krakin 2
Omg! That is soooo funny!
Uh askyoooze me
I asked fer sum tartar soss, remembir?
Paging Dr. Zoidberg, Dr. Zoidberg, emergency room stat!
< Zoidberg
By the way this sea-gull is the graetest star
Go Gull Go!
O HI I EETED ALL UR SEEFOODZ
Village Bird is looking for his “Y”, “C”, and “A” frienz to do their song.
LOL! Awesome caption! I’ve never heard of a seagull eating a starfish before. Heehee!
an so, dis how teh newe Pirates film be endin
if hooman eetz Davy Jones, wuld it be teh cannibalizm or wuld it be teh sooshi?
Sushi is made of fish, not cephalopods. So it would be calamari. But who would want to eat Davey? One of his crew is a five-foot lobster. That would go good with some melted butter.
Dis be thurd or forth appearenz of Cthulhu lately… mebbe Great Old One be visitin’ us wif some X-mas cheer – and sanity-blasting horrorz.
“Do you fear death? Do ye fear that dark abyss? All yer sins laid bare, all yer deeds…punished?”
Me: “Hah! You try to punish all my sins, you’ll miss the turn of the millenium, boy!”
DJ: “…”
I would either say that, or run away. Probably run away.
he b cruchy,
Poor starfish.
I feels bad.
Love it!
NOM NOM NOM
lolgull
Davy Jones’s gull friend.
Luv da pic, iz my fav expecially cuz itz a movie parody pic! Nya!
Pie-Rotz uv teh Carob Bean? Wut yu meen?