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FIRST?!?!?!
Whut I relle meanz iz FURST.
DianaE – ai must qwicklee explain. Ai hav nawt seen yur naymbe befoar, so ai think yoo may bee noo heer. Yur low burgers do nawt meen taht we doo nawt liek yoo. And chanjing “first” to “furst” waz clefur and kyoot.
HOWSOMEVER – heer we lieks teh purrson fayced wif “no comment” to seize the mommint an cum up wif a clefer and wittee remark. Iz kwite difficult (except fur Ambercat an stend an Tribble, hoo do it wif eeze) bucuz there is so liddle tiem to think.
an – we KNOW yoo ar furst – yoo duzn’t hav to tell us that. Nex time, trai harder an yoo will be richlee rewardeded wif menee burgerz.
An Merrey Christmas!
DianaE ai feelz bad for joo, ai don timk yu did dis wit teh knowing. We all luks for da clebber “nawt second” post, is big to do round here. Mos of us get teh brane feeze wen we sees teh “No Comment.” So we rejoyces for the nawt second peeps who tink of sumthin fun so kwik, we danse and danse and danse. Wen we seez da F word we awl feelz disapoint and gib teh low boogers. Plz don leeb us feelin teh bad, come bak come bakk an try try agin, k?
Now I doos lil twirl for joo two becuz is krismas tyme and happiness veri gud to share nao.
Well sayed, Puddinheadsmom. Ai must hav started just as yoo were poasting. An is verree nice of yoo to do liddle twirl fur her fur Krismas!
We were splaynin at saime tyme! Yu an meh can also do lil danse twirl together fur Krismas cheer. Here we go…!
Wheeeeeee!!! Twerl Twerl Twerl
An nao – sum nice hawt chokit – wif maybee sum marsheemellows. Heer’s urs – an sum fur DianaE, too!
You sedz blynds tayse lik tuna….you rong….haz a flava…a bad wun.
neifer tastee nor nutrishus
taste like cardboard corm
and dust.
blynd tayst test?
FTW!!!!
secund taht !!! FTW Ambercat !!!
grrrrrrroooooaaaaaaannnnnn
Veri punnie, Ambercat. I know not teknicly korrec, but ai do lil twirl fo joo cuz yu so klevver wiht no brane freez.
OMG! Ambercat, yu allus haz teh bestest ideaz!
do she nawt?????
*smyles proudly at Ambercat*
*whisperz* Amber iz wun ob our mostest clebber ob cheezfrenz…….
Aw! Yu is awl soooo kind! Or, as Salleh sais, Aint it grand! Ai is blushink, but taht mite jus be teh wyn!
Blind taste test! *chortlez!* Yes, is beeeeg win! I geev you yeer’s supli of cheezburgers! But, since yeer is almos ova, I goes into next yeer, too! Jus cuz I likes a gud pun! And it’s krismahanakwanzicca!
“but, he never has a second window treatment at home !!!”
nor a second cup of coffee (an old far tee at home) fanks for the memoriez…at least somefink stuk
dass cuz momma’s window treetments arent as gud as dese
Stop little kitteh! U gonna go blind eatin’ dat!
and all dat aluminium will gives you Alzhymurz’
Eye tole u tu leav da blinz up, eye needz a plaze tu luk out! But nooo, u keep leavin dem down. Sew eye makez mye own wai tu luk out.
its a kitteh windo!
nah, nawt teh kitteh windo, teh windo kat!!
Dis is a brillyunt solushun to teh problem. Mah blynds alwaes has to be parshully up for teh kitteh, so I nevur has much privasee. I shuld try tihs!
DO TRY DIS AT HOEM.
doncha lov it wen dey bitin sumfing……der eeyz scwinchez up, an der nozez wrinklez soooo cyute…..
O yes, veri cyoot, unless pointies goin intwo favorite plantz or krunchie aqooriem fis or tow tip of shooz from Eetallie, than notso much wit teh cyoot… laterz gets teh snorgles anyways, we allz teh sukkers for the scwincheaz part.
oooh i was really needin’ some fibre
Whut yoo say? A KORD? It maykes teh blindz go UP? Jest bye pulling on it? As hi as yoo wants? Why yoo no tell me dis befour?
Lul Ur Kittee iys nao eting blainds……..(supposed to eb on navigation system XP)
Nomming blyndz is a grate wai to make hoomans wakz up in morning. At least thatz wat mai kitteh Spike thinks.
(First tiem tryin kitteh pidgen. Awkward, no?)
Ai thinks u do chust fine. Teh ones I knows, I uses. I maykes teh others up. Works gud 4 me!
nawt badz at awl-
uz b doin it rit!
itz nawt sos formal anywho- me n gascat awlwaz squabblin ober spellin…..
momcat
Mah kittah Peaches (aka Angel Catburger) lyked 2 et teh blynds EEN TEH MIDDUL OB TEH NYTE.
Angel Catburger: *lik lik lik lik lik lik rattul lik lik lik lik wiggul rattul*
Tiny Cheezburger: PEACHES, U STOPS IT RYTE NAO!
Angel Catburger: “Whut, momma? Ai nawt dooing nuffing.” *lik lik rattul*
Tiny Cheezburger: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Angel Catburger: *lik lik rattul rattul rattul*
Tiny Cheezburger: *frows pillo at blynds*
Ai eben trai’d teh Bittur Appul sprai. Did nawt stawp teh Peaches at awl. Him *lyked* (and likked) eet! Whutta craizybutts.
ai fink Peaches iz rulayetid too mai Puck. He an ai hab same “confursashun” manee manee nites.
wut u meen, dis not bakon?
I can’t read!
excose moi!!1
i can haz catchup
No. nawt catsup; grey poop on!
Ambercat u awn a rolll todai !!!!
no, no, no, de grey poop on, IT goez on de roll, nawt de Ambercat!
i be teh nommin’, tryin to maek teh cheezburgerz drive-thru frendlee for mah peepz
The term lolcat made the front page of today’s New York Times Week in Review section as one of the top buzzwords of 2007!
Wot tookem so long?????
Teh Kitteh of Monty Kristo makes his gramatic esskape frum Prizzun.
Mah dads wuld cawl dis, “Escape frum CatCatraz”
gramatic excape, LOL. Is wurking deffynition of lolspeak?
I am vary mpresst wit kitteh’s precise nomming.
In case I don’t get back on teh site for a fyoo days:
Merry Christmas to awl Cheezfrenz!!!1!
An to yew, Kim!
Kornz awn teh Ko…erm…blaind.
jusstise not blind at all…….wif a shiv hiddn b-tween 2 rowz uv floof, tabbee vows to excaep tihs dinkee littl prison……..
chomp chomp chomp chomp *BING*
chomp chomp chomp chomp *BING*
chomp chomp chomp chomp *BING*
Ur blindz
They tastee!
ONE SQUARE FOOT DOWN; 27 TO GO…
I’z Sooo glad to knows that I’s not the only one who eatez teh blinds
dis haz lotz ouv ironz in it! hao ironnix!
Littul one haz blind ambishun.
Taht was jest ahs bad ahs blind taste test…you gyz are shure killin me tuday!!!
Teh kitteh muzt not be gettin nuff cheezburger to eat…so sad
she blindeded mez wif science!
momcat
Flooffee Kitteh nawz
a Windo insydez t3h beeg
Windo 2 seez owt
Kitteh canz eevurr
Napz in t3h Sunlyte orz watch
az t2h Wurrld goez bie
Kitteh’z Windo cawstz
nuffeeng andz dary iz awllwayz
summfeeng noo 2 seez
Jack.
u seez. this purrfect place for da kitteh door.
Oh! I am so happy to see that I’m not the only one with this problem!
that must have taested gooooood
hahahahahhahahh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kittehs all liek, “stoopid humans eatin their chrissmus cheezburgers n all i’ve got are teh blinds…”
i preferz kurtenz to blynds mahzelf, tho blynd has nies texchurr
mai dawg duz this. eye’ev givin up on replacing da blynds!
OMG they posted one of my captions on the main page!!!
Best early christmas present ever!!!!
YAYS!
Happy Hollydaze eXo -
congratulations! berry kyoot! it bring manee smyles.
HAHAHAHA, itz funneh cuz its true.
oh hai i be fixin ur blindz
Yay!!! Thats my baybay! =)
Dis egsakkly liek teh meni-blinez at meh howse. Lan laydee not tu thrilld wif kitteh