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Atohrutees suhspek too manee cheezburgurs.
mebee monorail kitteh gots 2 yer krismas turkee furst…triptoe fan oberlowd!!
Oh, happee nawt secconds Diva!
Yay what dance do you wants for not seconds?
maybe teh locomotion?
Good idee, Brandon!
*chuff chuff chuff chuff*
Woooooot! Woooooot!
Okay then – locomoshun fur diva!
*chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga * WOOOhooo HOOOOOOoooo!
*CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA chugga chugga*
puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff* wooo hooooooooo.
Awl Abooooooooooooord!!!!!!
Oh, I membur wen I furst herd dat song! I thot it wuz teh livin end!!
I muss hab only been arown 9, 10, 11. Dat wuz a magicul time. Wut a wunnurfull song!
Oops. I meen teh FIRST time it came owt,
!
r u talwkin ‘out?…….
“ebbery bawdiz doin teh lo-co-moshun” song????
ai useded to lov dat sawng too, still do asa madder ob fak…….was grate sawng !!
habent herd der waz a new vershun???? izzit ani good?? teh furst wun waz preddy hard to beet…..
Doan bodder me, I feeling schlumpy…
Awwww, turn dat schlump uppie-syde-downie-syde
an maek dat schlump a…
Oh wate, cud u hab a frown insted ov a schlump?
*gigglol* okee, it’s a frown .. nao I can turn mai frown uppie-syde-downie-syde!
Ai wus juss eggsited to be sekkund! Dat’s the closest Ai hab eber been to nawt-sekkund! Berry eggsiting! But I’m still gooing up to do the lokkamoshun fur diva!!
ai noes wat u meen zippycat, ai got to be secund teh odder daze too, waz closestest ai hab ebber got too ……
u feelin ani bedder Zip ????
kwik, sumbuddy inflate teh monorailcaaat!!!!!
monorail cat duz pillawttees.
Ez u ken c in dis reesentlee ubtaynd futej, mawnorayl kat apeerz tu hav sumhao flipt cumpleetlee upsaid-daon awn teh trak. Der iz no koment frum KatTrak yet awn teh spekulayshun dat tu mehnee cheezburgrz mey hev bin a faktur.
Mebbe wuz sohld bai same guy dat sohl monohrayl to Spreengfeeld?
noes, lukz moar like Shelbeeville kitteh…
Hokay, use guis. Iz we in dah Simpsons naow or iz we in Illinois?
Illinoisian needz to know!
Iz Sihmpsuns ref. Wun uf da earleeur seesuns.
Mono – DOH!
Can’t…resist….BELLY RUBZ!
Dis kitteh so purrrfeccly beeoootifooo!! MUST snorgle rite away!
Brake it up, brake it up,
There’s nuffing to see heer, folks.
Monorail Cat is juss in fur hims elebenty hunnerd cheezburger inspekshun.
May I suggest eever Hovercat or Helicat fur ur transpurrtashun needs?
Doan furgit the Unibersal Cereal Bus. Also availabul fur yur travleing plehshur.
yah, just not forgetz 2 ax 4 de transpurr tiket when you ridez de bus!
hovercat iz full ov eels, not cheezeburgers.
datz wun ob MPz bestest linez ebber !!!
Monty Python ref FTW !!!!
I can has hed rush?
Tihs is a Pubic Serfis Annownsment: monorayl cat serbiss suspended fore teh holly dais, yus gotta worek insted. Kthxbaihappikrissmuss!
ahhhh
now upside down
I has a tummy ache…rub ma’ belly plz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Dis be truly a tragic situation. Is Monorail Cat damaged? Passengers be injured? (Was Monorail Cat playing Cat and Mouse on the trax again?) Will Rail schedule be disrupted?
By the way, check Mononrail Cat’s lunchbox – see if there’s anything we can eat….
Wai, oh way must these things happen during the Holidays??
DOAN WURREEZ…
Dis ar nawt Monorail Cat. Dis ar Rollercoaster Cat.
Relatid, but diffrunt. Hims ar supozed ta do taht.
Ai is restin.
Normle servyss will be resh – ris – will start agayne shortlee
Kthx
You would too if you’d just been out at the mall!
No ginantonic, not catatonic
“…Too Blave….”
Princess Bride refrenz FTW!!
Heez onlee MOSLEE dedz
MawnoRayll Kitteh
nawt deerayld. Himz juss seekeeng
wunndruss Innurr Peese
Kitteh trappz t3h warmm
Sunnlyte awn himz belleh az
batturreez reecharjj
Duzzn’t matturrz if
Kitteh iz upsyde~downee.
Himz lykez it day way
Can still chayss Rabbitz
in him dreemz. Kitteh haz wyld
imajjinayshun
Jack.
jack has wyld imajjinayshun…
awl jackrabbitty an phun !!!
may favurite poet foar shuar : )
Totally awf-tred– gess wut’s kummin up in cupple weeks? Cheez an Tofu’s amniversably! Dat’s rite, cheezpeeps! On january elebentyith it will be wun yeer dat dis wunnerful website habs ben in serviss! Wut shud we do fur Cheez an Tofu to tank dem fur a yeer of lols an happinesseses?
acorse, it cant be a sooprise cuz dey cans reed eberyting we post…
Yez – wee shud due someting to Celebrate……
Dear lord people.
Why must you insist typing like idiots?!?
I love this site because of the captions and the pictures, but i find myself not even trying to read these monotonous long paragraphs of grammar illiteracy. Type like normal people if you want anyone to care. Some of these comments i can’t even read even if i tried. It’s ridiculous the lengths people go to try and think like they’re talking like little cats. This lolcat speak is cute in small doses, like with the pictures, but there is a reason people don’t publish books in this garbage. GROW UP. most of you are probably adults with this weird obsession. I’m pretty sure any average teenage would think this was lame, and any young kids wouldn’t know how to type well enough to type this bad.
Hai, rafael:
Wii doan wanna groez
up! Wii arz Lolspeekeeng kidz.
Dayrz arz millyunz kyndz
Ubz Lolspeekerz dat
wii canz playz wiff. Wutz U callz
“obsesshun” we callz
FUN!!! Ur commentz
habz beenz dewlee noated. Moast
lykelee beez ignoared.
Jack.
Win.
Jack – yoo nebber ebber fail to delite! No wun cud hav sed it bedder.
pbttth!
I wont growz up!
soz der!
youtube.com/watch?v=Vy3hB8ERBvI&feature=related
momcat n teeneage gascat…….
OMG, RAFAEL!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
GOD BLESS YOU FOR CARING SO MUCH ABOUT US AND TAKING THE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY LIFE TO TELL US THIS!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS, YOU LOVELY PERSON!
(ironic typing detected)
BINGLOL!!
sic ‘em Kathleen !!!!!
dis wun reely took a loawt of der presssus tyme to tell us awl how stoopy we r….
silleh persun…..lik we carez wat hoomurless peepulz hoo want to stomp awn our fun fink ???????
*runs an hides behin Kathleen agin*
Kafleen sez:
“Mai sarkasim….. lets me show u et, Raf!”
FTW Kathleen!
*hieds wif Salleh behin Kathleen*
Yeah, because teenagers are the bellweather of what’s cool. PSHHHHH.
Fogies Unite!
ok, ai unites wif teh fogies……..
*luks around*
oh my goodnesses !!!der ar a laowt ob uz……..!!!
whoda thot taht fogies weer so muches fun ??????
Now, Rafael….
Perhaps you need to let loose, my serious friend. Perhaps, you could join those of us who have busy, busy lives and come here to enjoy our cheesefriends and their outrageous wit, lovely poetry and large hearts. Coming here allows me to let lose of the problems of my day and just be…..silly!
Join me, won’t you Rafael? Be silly!
*hieds behin Kathleen agin!*
But the point is, dear Rafael (ummmm – shouldn’t that be Raphael?) Anyway – the point is – we are NOT teenagers. We do NOT think teenagers are cool. We think they are nice – but not cool. And actually, we don’t care what teenagers think. Why should we? Teenagers are still as good as blank slates and know nothing of the world. We, on the other hand, are almost all highly educated, highly successful people who have accomplished much in our lives.
And – unless you choose to take the time to learn to read fluently what we write (as we have all done), you will never understand how absolutely hilarious this place is, and what good friendships we have formed with each other.
One can express things in LOLcat that are impossible in plain English. Nor would plain English be nearly as funny. We are not doing this to be cute. It is a different way of thinking.
By the way, what you say is not very original. You are actually a fine example of Troll #6.
ummmmm – gascat – sorree – you ar nawt an ordinaree teenajer.
wunce agin Janet …..u rok !!!! coodnt agrreez moar wif u …..specially about our gascat…….himz iz teh best !!!!!
i finks zo two……
but den I might beez biased…….
momcat
tanks janet, ai kno ai was still condiered “okay” around here, yu guis r too nyce tu be mean an stoopy lyke mr. #6 troll here.
btw- ob COURSE ahm not a ordinaree teenajur, has yu eber KNOED an ordinaree teenajur?? an besides ai libs wit momcat, hoaw nurmal cud ai bee?
pbthhh!
silliz gascat! Iz berry nermal! res ub da wirld iz silli wabbits!
momcat
OOoooooo! Dere is list of trolls? I would lyk to see sed list. As long as I no have to pay to use da Troll Bridge. I’s broke from da holeeday shoppin
da troll list ees on da picture “there is a special ring of hell reserved just for you”
ai will try a link:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/15/der-iz-a-speshul-ring-of-hell-reservd-just-for-u/#comments
fur yur viewing plesure.
p.s. dere is no fee for teh troll bridje (at leest ai hopes nawt)
Thankz, gascat. Ai wuz lukking fur taht. Teh awnlee wun ai cud remember wuz #6!!
Dr. Tinycat to the OR. STAT!
No catalities. Dey all got out sayflee via thuh poopshoot.
it wuz a massive cattaclistic, catostrophic, cattolision….
butt de cat survived….
toown in at six foar details !!
I see all dese hoomans menshun ‘Too many cheezburgers’. I know understand, whut exacly is Too Many cheezburgers, I canna fathom such a consept
No kittehs or hyuminz wer injerred in dis insadint. Athorriteez recammend skritchin the kitteh’z belleh in cayse of amerjansee.
Me Yoga nutz and de film crewz is called–how dum iz peoplez. Can’t dey see dat Ize juz doin’ ma exasize. Meow! Need a cheezeburger now, beforz I fallz off.
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