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Monorail Cat derails

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So unreliable, dis monorail.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

diva

Atohrutees suhspek too manee cheezburgurs.

kittehlurve

mebee monorail kitteh gots 2 yer krismas turkee furst…triptoe fan oberlowd!!

Oh, happee nawt secconds Diva!

 
Brandon_ha

Yay what dance do you wants for not seconds?

Brandon_ha

maybe teh locomotion?

handikat

Good idee, Brandon!

*chuff chuff chuff chuff*

Woooooot! Woooooot!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Okay then - locomoshun fur diva!

*chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga * WOOOhooo HOOOOOOoooo!
*CHUGGA GHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA chugga chugga*
puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff* wooo hooooooooo.

Ambercat

Awl Abooooooooooooord!!!!!!

 
 
Kathleen

Oh, I membur wen I furst herd dat song! I thot it wuz teh livin end!!

I muss hab only been arown 9, 10, 11. Dat wuz a magicul time. Wut a wunnurfull song!

Oops. I meen teh FIRST time it came owt, :lol: !

salleh

r u talwkin ‘out?…….
“ebbery bawdiz doin teh lo-co-moshun” song????

ai useded to lov dat sawng too, still do asa madder ob fak…….was grate sawng !!

habent herd der waz a new vershun???? izzit ani good?? teh furst wun waz preddy hard to beet…..

 
 
 
 
 
zippycat

Doan bodder me, I feeling schlumpy…

Romeow

Awwww, turn dat schlump uppie-syde-downie-syde
an maek dat schlump a…

Oh wate, cud u hab a frown insted ov a schlump?

zippycat

*gigglol* okee, it’s a frown .. nao I can turn mai frown uppie-syde-downie-syde! :)

Ai wus juss eggsited to be sekkund! Dat’s the closest Ai hab eber been to nawt-sekkund! Berry eggsiting! But I’m still gooing up to do the lokkamoshun fur diva!! :)

salleh

ai noes wat u meen zippycat, ai got to be secund teh odder daze too, waz closestest ai hab ebber got too ……

u feelin ani bedder Zip ????

 
 
 
 
miss foots

kwik, sumbuddy inflate teh monorailcaaat!!!!!

 
kittehlurve

monorail cat duz pillawttees.

 
LOLDemon

Ez u ken c in dis reesentlee ubtaynd futej, mawnorayl kat apeerz tu hav sumhao flipt cumpleetlee upsaid-daon awn teh trak. Der iz no koment frum KatTrak yet awn teh spekulayshun dat tu mehnee cheezburgrz mey hev bin a faktur.

diva

Mebbe wuz sohld bai same guy dat sohl monohrayl to Spreengfeeld?

NorthernHockeyFan

noes, lukz moar like Shelbeeville kitteh…

scarletkitty

Hokay, use guis. Iz we in dah Simpsons naow or iz we in Illinois?
Illinoisian needz to know!

diva

Iz Sihmpsuns ref. Wun uf da earleeur seesuns.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Allen

Can’t…resist….BELLY RUBZ!

Puddinheadsmom

Dis kitteh so purrrfeccly beeoootifooo!! MUST snorgle rite away!

 
 
Romeow

Brake it up, brake it up,
There’s nuffing to see heer, folks.

Monorail Cat is juss in fur hims elebenty hunnerd cheezburger inspekshun.

May I suggest eever Hovercat or Helicat fur ur transpurrtashun needs?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Doan furgit the Unibersal Cereal Bus. Also availabul fur yur travleing plehshur.

DeeDee

yah, just not forgetz 2 ax 4 de transpurr tiket when you ridez de bus!

 
 
jim a

hovercat iz full ov eels, not cheezeburgers.

salleh

datz wun ob MPz bestest linez ebber !!!

Monty Python ref FTW !!!!

 
 
 
 
Ambercat

Tihs is a Pubic Serfis Annownsment: monorayl cat serbiss suspended fore teh holly dais, yus gotta worek insted. Kthxbaihappikrissmuss!

 
 
 
Cookie's human

Dis be truly a tragic situation. Is Monorail Cat damaged? Passengers be injured? (Was Monorail Cat playing Cat and Mouse on the trax again?) Will Rail schedule be disrupted?

By the way, check Mononrail Cat’s lunchbox - see if there’s anything we can eat….

Johnson442

Wai, oh way must these things happen during the Holidays??

 
SarahD

DOAN WURREEZ…

Dis ar nawt Monorail Cat. Dis ar Rollercoaster Cat.

Relatid, but diffrunt. Hims ar supozed ta do taht.

 
 
handikat

Ai is restin.

Normle servyss will be resh - ris - will start agayne shortlee

Kthx

 
Tunaonmymind

You would too if you’d just been out at the mall!

 
 
 
Jack Deth

MawnoRayll Kitteh
nawt deerayld. Himz juss seekeeng
wunndruss Innurr Peese

Kitteh trappz t3h warmm
Sunnlyte awn himz belleh az
batturreez reecharjj

Duzzn’t matturrz if
Kitteh iz upsyde~downee.
Himz lykez it day way

Can still chayss Rabbitz
in him dreemz. Kitteh haz wyld
imajjinayshun :-)

Jack.

LBeeeze

jack has wyld imajjinayshun…

awl jackrabbitty an phun !!!

may favurite poet foar shuar : )

 
 
Miss Dawn

Totally awf-tred– gess wut’s kummin up in cupple weeks? Cheez an Tofu’s amniversably! Dat’s rite, cheezpeeps! On january elebentyith it will be wun yeer dat dis wunnerful website habs ben in serviss! Wut shud we do fur Cheez an Tofu to tank dem fur a yeer of lols an happinesseses?

acorse, it cant be a sooprise cuz dey cans reed eberyting we post…

Hyla's Brook

Yez - wee shud due someting to Celebrate……

 
 
rafael

Dear lord people.

Why must you insist typing like idiots?!?

I love this site because of the captions and the pictures, but i find myself not even trying to read these monotonous long paragraphs of grammar illiteracy. Type like normal people if you want anyone to care. Some of these comments i can’t even read even if i tried. It’s ridiculous the lengths people go to try and think like they’re talking like little cats. This lolcat speak is cute in small doses, like with the pictures, but there is a reason people don’t publish books in this garbage. GROW UP. most of you are probably adults with this weird obsession. I’m pretty sure any average teenage would think this was lame, and any young kids wouldn’t know how to type well enough to type this bad.

Jack Deth

Hai, rafael:

Wii doan wanna groez
up! Wii arz Lolspeekeeng kidz.
Dayrz arz millyunz kyndz

Ubz Lolspeekerz dat
wii canz playz wiff. Wutz U callz
“obsesshun” we callz

FUN!!! Ur commentz
habz beenz dewlee noated. Moast
lykelee beez ignoared. :-)

Jack.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Jack - yoo nebber ebber fail to delite! No wun cud hav sed it bedder.

gascat

pbttth!

I wont growz up!

soz der!

youtube.com/watch?v=Vy3hB8ERBvI&feature=related

momcat n teeneage gascat…….

 
 
 
Kathleen

OMG, RAFAEL!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

GOD BLESS YOU FOR CARING SO MUCH ABOUT US AND TAKING THE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY LIFE TO TELL US THIS!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS, YOU LOVELY PERSON!

doctorcat

(ironic typing detected)

 
 
salleh

sic ‘em Kathleen !!!!!

dis wun reely took a loawt of der presssus tyme to tell us awl how stoopy we r….

silleh persun…..lik we carez wat hoomurless peepulz hoo want to stomp awn our fun fink ???????

*runs an hides behin Kathleen agin*

 
3heathens

Kafleen sez:

“Mai sarkasim….. lets me show u et, Raf!”

FTW Kathleen!

3heathens

*hieds wif Salleh behin Kathleen*

 
 
 
SarahD

Yeah, because teenagers are the bellweather of what’s cool. PSHHHHH.

Fogies Unite!

salleh

ok, ai unites wif teh fogies……..

*luks around*

oh my goodnesses !!!der ar a laowt ob uz……..!!!

whoda thot taht fogies weer so muches fun ??????

 
 
3heathens

Now, Rafael….

Perhaps you need to let loose, my serious friend. Perhaps, you could join those of us who have busy, busy lives and come here to enjoy our cheesefriends and their outrageous wit, lovely poetry and large hearts. Coming here allows me to let lose of the problems of my day and just be…..silly!

Join me, won’t you Rafael? Be silly!

*hieds behin Kathleen agin!*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But the point is, dear Rafael (ummmm - shouldn’t that be Raphael?) Anyway - the point is - we are NOT teenagers. We do NOT think teenagers are cool. We think they are nice - but not cool. And actually, we don’t care what teenagers think. Why should we? Teenagers are still as good as blank slates and know nothing of the world. We, on the other hand, are almost all highly educated, highly successful people who have accomplished much in our lives.

And - unless you choose to take the time to learn to read fluently what we write (as we have all done), you will never understand how absolutely hilarious this place is, and what good friendships we have formed with each other.

One can express things in LOLcat that are impossible in plain English. Nor would plain English be nearly as funny. We are not doing this to be cute. It is a different way of thinking.

By the way, what you say is not very original. You are actually a fine example of Troll #6.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ummmmm - gascat - sorree - you ar nawt an ordinaree teenajer.

salleh

wunce agin Janet …..u rok !!!! coodnt agrreez moar wif u …..specially about our gascat…….himz iz teh best !!!!!

gascat

i finks zo two……
but den I might beez biased…….

momcat