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That is just scarey….
Is that what their mouths look like!? Thats creepy o_O WTF kitteh from the other picture says “wtf” to this too
that is just creepy was my first thot too.
I guess the firsty danse here is just shivers down the spine.
OKAy – so much noo stuff to doo. Soundz most suitable (tho ai akshullee think thiz liddle guy iz kinda cyoot). Shivering fur Kel it be!!
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Hi Janet…..as ususaasllll….u hab maed me fink…..mi furst 2 reakshunz weer YIKES,,….but den ai membered taht ai hb heerd taht octupuuusess…….r shy creeeturz , an dey can lern stuff….an dey is th frenlli……
so onct agin……Janet’z cooler hed prevailz an …….nowt yikes ani moar….
i tink ur rite
Is that a seastar? If so…Wow.
Wut iz dat all arownd teh liddle occopuss? Luks lyk bubbly-rap!
yeah, huh?! innerestin…
or beezwax!
EBay squid?
itz hiz littl bwankee.
It is, isn’t it?
I keep staring at it….
What an incredible picture. So cool. I’ll save this one.
(Now I prepare to scan the thread for the “not funny” complainers…)
yup, its tehre!
I makes dis fass awl teh tiem
happee nawt- sekkund.
Ai’s a star!
Kors yoo are!
An now lets get yoo too tath eksta-speshul green room wif teh lo lites an teh nawt so mennee kittns, dey skare soo eesilee yoo noe…
The only star that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s … oh, wait, for you I make an exception
( flees )
U FLED??
/feels woozy
My, you’re looking starfish this morning!
I’ve been feeling a little blowfish myself. . .
I’ll try to accommodate your shellfish desires…
clam up, the pair of yu before I have to use some mussel!
The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s… oh, wait – for you, I make an exception
( flees )
( sparkle, neeley squidpuss, sparkle !!! )
Valley of the Octopus Dolls
whups, damn double post
Do you think I need braces?
This ma squidz
its ok, he’s cool
Nawt sik skwid? Cud do wit it, tihs cloes to Krissmuss…..
Yors, Kel? Wat’s himz naym?
I fink Kel is maekin a refurance tew un erlier Lolcat post. Nawt reely his.
wuts wif teh meen one burgur vote?
pleh on one burgur voturs.
sigh.
I has summoned Janet, teh voice ub reesun.
I see now sum jurkface buttpain troll has low voted lots ub peepuls.
I know. I cannot reesist it. U has tole mee an tole mee, an I keeps bitin teh troll bait.
*smacks head* wen will I ebbur lern.
Yoo hav summoned mee and ai ma heer. Ai am bizzy fixing teh stoopee low burgerz. Hao strainj taht even the approach ov Christmas cannawt deter these creechurs ov the depth. Tehy shud bee liek Scrooge’s nefyew Fred:
“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew. “Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round — apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that — as a good time: a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”
Oh, Janet, I lubs u.
<3
Teh felines ar mewchual!
Janet, ai sure wishes u weer around heer ……ai’m at a motel an teh peepulz r yelling an screeemin at eech odder……dis been goin awn fur teh lass cupple of daze……..no like !!
no peece awn eerf heer !!!!
dey needz a Janet to talwk sum sense into der heds !!!
OK, Salleh,
Takes a deep bref. In and Out. good. Keep doin dat.
Iz sad to have to be arownd chaos and stoopy troll-peeps in a motel.
U may needz to makes sum pees in yr own hed.
In and Out.
Keep it up. U iz feelin lawts better naow, huh?
don’t let them in yr hed, oar dah terrorists win.
U keep goin, grl, heer?
the wai to pees in your own hed….
1. drink lottza watter
2. stand own your own hed
3. wait till yoo cant hold it any longer
4. ah….
5. pees in your own hed
* sry cuddnt halp mahself *
u r toooooo teh silleh LBreeze…….tonite u awl hab saveded mi saniti….(suches az it iz )
gotz me laffin out lawd…..
stoppeded feelin sorry fur miself an gotz to laffin …..an datz MUCHESES bedder……
i haf been in sum horrible plaicez an tymez
an noez wut it feelz lyke to feel tottallee alone.
sowndz lyke yoo may have been feeling lyke that..,.
electronic frenz can be reel frenz too !!
{{{{hugs 4 U}}}}
ina nutshelll…LBreeze……ai noes about reel frenz ai gotz dem awl obber dis site……
ai lafffin an cryin at teh saem tyme….but if ai stay heer…..iz mostli laffin…..
salleh – ai am yoor verree reel frend – bof heer and aut there. Ai am so sorree taht teh stoopee peeple ar yellin laik taht. Ar they in teh room next to yoo? Can yoo chanj room? Oar ar tehy just annoying fur a couple ov daiz and tehn going away (ai hope)? Cannawt teh manajer tell tehm to bee quiet?
Of corse, yoo must nawt hav enething to do wif them. Angree shouting peepl ar to be avoided at awl costs.
Trai to keep yur chin up, salleh deer. Ai’m shur bedder daiz ar awn teh way. Just trai to get trhoo this and know that ai – and we – are heer fur yoo and we duz lub yoo/
Tehy is showtin cos tehy is unhappi – yu can be happi cos yur kind cusin Bobbi cayred enuff to halp yu (an yu hav a lubbly gnu smyl!) an yu can plai awn ICHC an tawk to lotsanlotsanlots ob peepl, awl ober teh whirld, an yu hav a worem, sayf (if a bit noysee!) playc to stai til gnuyeer. An in teh Gnu Yeer yu can has a gnu jawb an a gnu hoem an a kitteh! No, 2 kittehs! No, wayt, 3 kittehs! Lots ob kittehs!
Fank yoo, LBeeeze, foar takin dat werd and “runnin” wif it lyke dat! I thot wen I wroted it dat sumbudy wuld pik up on it.
Gud Jawb!
We awl werks to togevver to make Salleh laff and feels bettah.
Remember, we mustn’t let the terrorists win!
mah peesure !! : )
I r not here to harm u!
EEEEP!!
(hidze frum da scurry monstr)
Iz dere room for a liddlewun in dere, idciih?
Ai hidez wif yew!
An ai bringz mai blankee tew!
I has pillo fir da under-da-bed-partee.
a wet blanket?
/snickur
lulz, thx, guyz, is much less scurry in heer nau.
Ai’m heer too! Kel shud com – mutch bedder Nawt Second Partee tahn just shivering!
Ai’ve got mai pillo, mai sawft blankee an Barney. We can tell ghost storeez and giglol a lot!
oooh oooh ai brot mi flashlite soes we can maek teh “scary fases…..”.
der room unnner dat bed fur me ????
iz cumin in too! iz nice warmz comfy placz down here- be carful ub da low hangin kittehs! (wun ub mai kittehs ripz hole in gauzy cloth fingy dat staples too bottom ub da bedspringz- den climz in an goes nigh- nigh!)
momcat
hi momcat…….howera doin???? gotz teh hole Crissymuz fing undder control noaw, an cam to plai?????
How’z our gascat….????
Nice set of teeth!
dey are chicklets of de sea !
mmm…choo-eee!!!
Woodn’t want 2 meet DAT in a dark alley or canal at night…. On de odder hand, WOOD li3k to meet dat in a dinner plate all breaded & cooked, wid lime sauce in a dark Eyetalian trattoria… (prefurablee in VENICE…)
Ai’ll jus goe fore teh dark Eyetallion!
mmmmmhmmm
we dark Eyetallions are ‘licious
mmmm… EYETALYUNS!
Oh, damn. That sounds goooood.
/waiting for my beloved family to come home from the movies and grill out steak.
//life is good.
ummm….no. Just.No.
OMFG!! so much 4 sweet dreems 2 nite!
nevr knoed squidz had teef. kinda skurry… :-S
’specially such hyoo-mun lookin teeff. Weerd!
No is squid. Is starfish. Terrifying starfish tat haunz the lolcats dreams. Lolcat will give starfish cheezburger.
Do. Not. Want.
skwiddy wunts a cheezberger?
Plz insrt cheezburger in nom nom hole kthxbai
Iz knot ah squiddy
Iz a (octo) pussy
Cephalolpod has toofy smiles.
flossing – I has it
ai jest gotz wun fing to sai ……an dat is
YIKES !!!!!!!!!
MERRY CEPHALOPODMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. the guys at pharyngula would be proud.
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/
Merry Cephalopodmas to you and everyone else here! Pharyngula is great, and this is such a cute cephalopod.
Iz refugee from Lolthulhu.
even his own kind tinks, he’s skurry!
http://bp0.blogger.com/_aRknaJ8wci8/RsCUFFceTaI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/TQgYmSsBkS4/s400/yellow-cephalopod.gif
Ummmm…just NO.
ai ahgree a hunnert purr-sent!
much pleh.
skwidz has fubs 2 fokes!
skwidz < kutlfysh 4 teh qt, but still is qt.
Dis pix 2 mny teefs tho.
i iz a star
pik meh to hoolywood hooman
Blessings on thee, octopus,
If I were you, I’d call me us.
–Ogden Nash (I fink)
Duz octopussy count as lolcat?
Ja, it’s a lolcat… or more like a lo(l)ctapus.
yup- iz ogden nash, I members dis, himz wroted carnival ub de animalz to goes wif Saint-Saens musik. itz beez lota phun…
herz da restada poemz
http://www.gardenofsong.com/kidzpage/kids/nash.html
momcat
oooo…I just lubs teh saint-saens musick four this!! links??
“Can u heer me naaaaoooowwww???”
he needs braces:P
sorry, too creepy
LOLZ. xD
EEEEEEK!!!
Do not want LOLGoatse!
Here’s what it really is–a single-specimen organism generally related to deep sea squids, and a site for the photo-source: http://tolweb.org/Promachoteuthis_sulcus/19531
The “teeth” are the visible portion of its upper and lower lips.
ifn dose r lipz…….den awl ai gotz to sai iz
DUBBLE YIKEZ !!!!!!!
You know what they say. When you’ve seen one Promachoteuthis sulcus, you’ve seen them all. Really.
Do they rilly say dat? Can dey sez it five times fast???
EEEWWWW!!!! I gonna have da nightmarez cuz of dis!!!
yooz ticklin mah fancy !!
NO MOAR NIGHTMARISH SHIT, PLZ!!!
NO MOAR NIGHTMARISH CRAP, PLZ!!!
kthxbai
sno nitemare. Just lulz.
I thought squids & octopi (hee) had beak-type mouths, so this might be a Photoshop job…those teeth look very mammalian!
I spent a few minutes googling octopus teeth. They do have teeth (or can) as well as a beak, but non of the tooth types are like ours, So I agree it is likely a photoshop.
Then again, see Hazel’s comment above…OTOH, see Teleute’s below…if the beak was removed, I *hope* it was w/Photoshop! But if those “teeth” are lips, they must be a 3rd set. Except squidologists probably have a different name for the outer & inner visible ones.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?…..
It’s the CthuLOL squid!
(nobody made a Lovecraft reference yet???)
“Ia! Ia!” it gibbered as it lay darkly dreaming…..
Yay! CthuLOL! U makes me lol’d, I gives you cheezburger, hawt choklits, and Necronomnomnomnomicon! Da stars be ryt tonyt! Altho I sad taht CthuLOL eat mah sanity before krissmus!
Necronomnomnomnomicon is teh funny!
RAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *BIG Lolz @ CthuLOL & Necronomnomnomnomicon!!* Cheezburgers all around!
Yes, i is quite clever with Necronomnomnomicon
Made me LOLz kwyt a bit when I typed it up 
de ttefz r weerd…. but dey look lik dey awl molaurz…..jest “chewy ” teef, ”
nawt seein “ctty” teefz …….
iz a puzzlemint…………..
but iz der rum unner teh bed wif teh rest ob teh cheezfrenz???
ai brotted mi blankie too…
an sum hawt cholit to sharez…..
sry, mi puter stiky keyz sumtimez…
ment to sai “cutty” teef
WAAAAGGGHH!!
no lulz!
*hides*
well, shur.
If i wuz a widdo bunnyfu, I wud hide too.
I watchez after u, bunny. <3
hi lkiddlebunnyfu, com hide behine Kathleen wif me…..
she a bad a** mama bear tonite !!!!!
Fank ooo!
/me is saved from lolthulhu!
O noez! Sanity check fail! *cries*
As one killah tako! Cheez and Tofu stay bein punny wit us… as one octopussy if I eva wen spock one.
lol-loha!
i wouldn’t make poke wit dat fing! TOO OOHGLEEE!! it can has OMFG STAY IN OSHUNS!
lol-loha lilbunnyfu! Not even one tako taco?
dumb, really dumb, not even close to the usual stuff on this site!
You mean your post?
Holy crap, that is creepy! I could probably have lived my life without seeing that…
This be uniquez and worthz saying “cool”
Alien vs. Predator!
I nawt 2 gud at lolcatspeeks, but I r gud wif skwids. Is nawt reglar skwiddy mouf showed heer, is mouf wif da beek taked out. Is nawt scary chompy teefs, is all SQUOOSHY! Nawt so scary as wif da beek in, coz da beek is all sharp an chompy an NOM NOM NOM makes things into small peeces so duz nawt hurt da skwiddy branes when they swallows.
fank oo fer teh infermayshn. ai nawt skeert no moar
So sad to see so many low votes for dis pikture! Ahparnently only cute squishy kittehs are accepted here, adn teh okazional slolth. Too bad… pikture is startling but only cuz we not see starfish/octopus/skwuids much on heer, espeshully their moufs. Iz a cool pikture and a funny capshun – give it a good vote, don’t be mean to Mr Starfish/Octopus/Skwuid =)
Aim wif yoo, TammyZ. Ai think it’s a grate pikshur an shud hav menee burgers.
Great piccie! Hiz mudder must af loved im – and is sooo proud he became an nactor.
That is horrifying.
Brilliant picture, of course. But horrifying.
It’s got 9 legs!?
What is it!?
See my comment above.
PT Barnum thought one was born every minute.
teh minite he wuz bornded–menny, meenny suckers wuz alzo board.
Next on Animal Planet, the SpongOctopus, lesser know aquatic relative of the Spongmonkey.
Spongmonkey FTW!!!11!
“We like the MOOOOOOON!!!!”
(but not as much as cheese)
ITZ A LOLOCTOPUZ
Holy CephaLOLpods
I wuv him.
Not even a cat.
kin smile lyke dat!
Dude, don’t trip. It was in the lolcat builder thing.
I can haz zoo-lologist? Is this a lolstacian, or a cephalolpod? Ai wants to no.
See my comment above
that gives me nightmares dude!
im not laffin. Im skreemin.
I am disturbed.
That is possibly the scariest thing I have ever seen. I’m going to have nightmares about giant octopuses grinning at me, now…
I think it’s a lamprey…not sure tho…
Oh…I lol’d so hard when I saw this. XD OMG I am still laughing…I look at it all the time. LOLOL
Pikshure maeks me skirrd.
Hello, Beastie…
Haha, glad to see it creeps you guys out… I saw the picture and it kind of scared me, but then I had the oh-so-genius idea of making it a LOLStar-fish-thingy. It’s different, but hey, gotta deviate from the norm once in awhile, right?
omg they has teeth? O.O eether tht or starfish thing ate tiny man.. o.o
Ia! Ia! Cthuhlol fhtagn!
…I can’t be the only one who thought that, right? Right.
You mean: Ia! Ia! Cathuhlol fhtagn!
And, no, you’re not the only one. Great minds think alike (though how I fit into that, I’m not sure).
The reason I don’t find this funny is that this particular cephalopod is a dead specimen. I checked out the website- I have no problem with the fact it’s deceased and they are studying it, but I don’t think that photos of dead animals on icanhascheezburger.com is in the right spirit.
I’m just sayin’.
WTF
i think this is photoshopped. an octipus has a beak, not a human mouth. 8-.
yer id no call it human but i tot oktopus has beek
I think I almost peed myself laughing so hard. XD
jeez dat dont make meh larf, it mak meh sceeeem!