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CHEEZEBURGER NO PICKLES!!!!
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doan make mii GET OUT OB TEH CARR!!!
Kitkay, doo mah ais deceeve meh?
R U reeleey nawt second ona second burger, tew???
Hao wud U liek to sellabrake?
kitteh-kay finks she will take a nap now. Fanks, ro-meow.
OK Kitkay.
Sweep Dweems (wif vishuns ov cheezburgers dansing in ur hed). Zzzzzzz
I’ll wiggle a liddle while u sweep.
*wisspurrs* I will wiggul wiff u, Romeow.
*teenytiny quiet liddle wigglewiggle*
*whispurr too* ai will qwietlee wiggle too – this is noo – we haz never had a wiggle celebrahun befoar.
*teenytiny quiet liddle wigglewiggle* thankz, handikat
a wiggul celebrashun…heehee
two teh muzic ov “Teh Sowndz of Silenz” ob corse.
an “silent Night “….
Ai joynz kitkay in dis sekund-not-sekund sellabratoree nap…on mai own kot, wif a fluffee blankee en a teddee bayr en a kitteh on mai feetz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sownds liek a grate ideea. (mai upstayres nayborz started moovin owt at 6am. Lowdly)
I bring mai bunneh.
mmmmmm*wriggles*
Geez…whadda sourpuss!!!
and dont ferget teh Catsup pakkets dis tyme, too!!!1!
“and then?”
ok cheezfrens – u hab moobee assighment for da hollydaze. to get this ref u must watch:
“Dude, where’s my car.”
Funnee funnee spesilly wen ordering at chinese restraunt dribe-thru.
eben more funnee when watching wif teenajers!!!
o.k., butt stop calling me “pickles”
Putz ur cell fone bak in ur pockit an
maek me mah cheezburgers!
ain it da troof…
OMFG IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Srsly. No redoes, plzkthnx.
Nice cheezburger, Jerkface!
I LUV it!!
O, I lol’d!!!
Jurkfayc kitteh wuz kut awf!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/
Fanks, Onceajinx!
I tew stoopy tew no hao to do teh linky fing.
*teh drummer sez at hiz day jorb*
Want frys wif taht?
my liberal arts degree, let me show you it
ai sees ur liberal arts degree, an raze u wun fine artz degree…..
iz pretti uselessess…….
wad ya cawl a drummber wifout a gurlfrend?
homeless.
NO VALLYOO MEEL!! DON SOOPRSIEZ IT!!! NO LETTIS!! NO UNYUNNZ!!! acchooly, nebber mine. ai em goin 2 burgr keeng ware i has it MAI way!!!!
An MY WAY is naugt berry sportsmanlyke!!!
(huemens)
Kitteh sais dat derez no “I” in team,
butts dere IS in kItteh,
so GITS MEH MAH CHEEZBURGER!
on teh double…in fakt, make MI burger a double!
Smart azz cat say, butt dere IS a me.
lawl, princess bride ftw!!!1!!
wite-nuckeled drive-thru rhode rage—
naught a pritty site!
Prolly juss tew much catfeend dis morning.
(ore to liddle!)
g’day mates!
queshun: is that an aussie cat? the stiiring wiihl is on teh rite side!
PS: btw, I’d love to have my cheezeburger with pickle!
No want fries widdat.
Iz zazz, chzzzbzzgzzr nz pzzklzzz?
dis reminds me of an owld “Bloom County” strip. De guy goes insied and the teller just talks liek dis
Ai saw u spit in dat brgr!
Ewwwww…dats nawt speshul sawse.
*crosses fingurs an hopez Romeow is on one of her rolls*
/wif pickuls
dem batz NEBBER git it rite! i TOLD u, not stop in bat country!
don fergittd teh larj orunj drinkz!
Cayrfull…the oringe wunz iz poysin!
Dat mai thot too!
A LARGE ORINJ DRYNK!!!!!!
yoo gettz own mah lass nerve !!!
You Stupid Mechanic… You put the steering wheel on the wrong side, and I don’t know how to drive.
Iz nawt so mush teh driving that iz challen…challengg…iz hard.
Iz reeching teh peddles that is tuff.
We gonna needz moar kittehz.
Mekanick is nawt stoopy if mekanick is frum teenee tinee Ingerland. Tihs is Brittishes kitteh!
Or down unner in Aussieland.
Needs Toonces, he’d now wut tu do.
Hopes u get coal in yur sock for dat
cuz u is a dumbell or deef!
OT: ware r teh burgers copooter serverz?
Teh tymes dat sho onna postingz r nawt logicull fur mai tyme zown, oar foar enny odder zown in Merika. Seems lyke Jappanne oar mebbe Hawyii?
Jus wundrin….
Doh. Hawyii IZ in Merika. Sry Hawyiians.
No worrie, bruddah Elvis! We stay on Hawyan time, onlee eesie. Bum-bye, hole wurld be on our tyme, take a res wit us, do hula wit odda kitteh instedda yellin out da window.
Tukkz Kitteh wantz herz
Caturrday Cheezburgr juss
ryte. Pikkullz arz “Pleh!”
Caturday Kitteh
joanzeeng 4 herz treet. Nawt gud
wenz Kitteh getz mad
Sawltee frenchee fryz
woodz beez nyse 2 Nom. Unnyun
Reengz woodz beez bettah!
Jack.
Jack or anybody hoo nose…Off Topic for a sec?
What iz korrekt spellin ub teh wurd? Snorglez or Snorgelz?
Srsly….
Thx
Ai will stik mai nek owt heer an sai der iz no kerekt spellin ob teh wurd in qweschun.
Srsly.
Thank U Elvis. (luved u in teh Luvs Me Tenders muvi) Then may I ask which iz teh most commonly used on Icanhascheezburger.com or which 1 is preferrd?
Ai sai “snorgle”.
But u can sai “snorgel” if u likez
(to-may-toe / to-mah-toe…)
Ai thinks is eweshually “snorgle”. Srsly.
ai voat wif handikat. Ai think ai alwayz sez “snorgle” snorglez snorgled snorgling.
We ar waiting in happee antisipashun fur yur surprize!
Ai has seen menny vairiashuns on teh spellin, but seams like mos communly it is teh “snorgles” oar “snorglez”. But ai beg to be korrekted bai sumwun els, az nessessairy.
Mai ai assk, r u doing reserch or sumpfin?
I iz.
But it iz fur a berry sekret mishun. When I getz it awl figured out I will tellz u awl bout it.
Thx for all ub teh helpz with this kunudrum.
Miz Fitz
we preferr u 2 spel it liek snorgle, snogler, snolr, snoggl, snorgel, ……
Shnorgle, Shnorgull, Schnorgl, Smoo, Shmoo…
Iz awl da same ting, liek kissing. Ebreewun duz it diffrint, but ya noez it wen ya seez it!
holey krap!!! dare’s speling roolz????
Eye kast my vote wif Marke Twayn, hoo sed he didnt hav mush respekt fore sumwon hoo onlee gnu won way two spel a wurd.
K.K.
I’m sorry. I love Jack’s poetry, but it hit an unfortunate hot button with me.
Even a very small amount of onions are potentially fatally toxic to cats. And I feel like I have to mention it every time onions are mentioned on the site. it is like some crazy compulsion I have.
Just slap me and make it go away.
I’m not trolling I promise.
but strangely enough, cats driving cars doesn’t bother me a bit.
Mai gawgie (teh wun that goes in teh kitty litter boxes) lubs onyuns! He don’t be driben yet…awltho, cum to thinkin ob it, he wun smart puppeh…wouldn’t surprise me if he started drivin. He takes me for walks.. why not ? He would be “Dribin MsHizzyFitz”.
U stay roun tis site long nuff…dawgs driben is small taters Doc. I’m just sayin…its mind bloggoling intertaiment.
Bai-teh-way U be taken anythin fur teh OCD Doc? I maked sum suggeshuns if u need sum. Don’t let it getsz outta controwl too far thow…u be gettin multiple urrsonalites for u know it!
allow me to try that again…Purrsonalities…jeeze can’t mispess a dam thing.
Dogs are not as sensitive to onions as cats. It is a weird thing with cats’ hemoglobin and RBC membrane. So it’s okay if your goggie eats a few onions
Iz gud dat u remind peeps. Nawt ebberywon noes ebberyfing.
U mite hab juss saved a kitteh wif ur post.
Dat wud b teh bestest save – before dey gits into teh trubbles.
Fanks Shera!
Yes, Shera (kitehvet) – say it loudlee and cleerlee!! AND offen. And ai’m shur Jack duzn’t mind a bit. Nobuddee heer nicer tahn Jack.
But – fur eggsamle – AI din’t know that teh onunz suz dedlee poysing fur teh kittehs. Befoar yoo sayed it. Ai guess ai wuz alwayz just verree luckee.
Iz cuz dey is relayted to dah lilies wich is also dedly to dah kittehs?
My Annie just brushed up aginst a lily an we almowst lost her. I gotted her to dah vet kwikly nuf sun as I sawed dat she wuz not kwite acting rite. Saved her liddle kidneys, it did.
No they are not related, but both are quite deadly to cats.
A tru ICHC cheezefrend. All comentz be gud. Stranjlee, a kitteh ina salad duzn’t bother meh!
doan feel bad. I tot teh same ting wen I saw teh word, den saw ur post.
Tank you, Doc.
Hai, Shera, Mizzhizzfitz, JCH4K andz Cheezfrendz
Mai Toatree, Paw~la
lubbd t3h owtside ubz Unnyun
Reengz, nawt t2h Insydez
Hardz Tymez Kaff~ay
hadz t3h Best! Burgurr Keeng hadz
t3h sekkunest best
Id’z holdz t3h crust andz
pull t3h Unnyun owts. Paw~la
beezd much HappeeKat
Woodz awllso finnish
awff meltedz Chokklitt Ice Creem.
Paw~la weerd Kitteh
Jack.
no Shera iz gud to noes dese fings……ai nebber noed taht onionz waz poisun to teh kittehz….(gess ai misseded teh odder postz…..)
dat’s nawt trollin……datz puttin teh werd out…..
an iz noawt common nowleje ai fink……..
This just made me LOL so hard.
howsumebber dey is spelled, snorgles, I wants dem
i sends you snorgles thru the interwebs from mai kitteh, allspice, who is helping me type.
I lykes Snorgulz. (Snort as in to teh fat little tummies, snuggle, cuddles, etc., etc.)
As much as I would love to do this awl day, I has to go to work naow..PLETH! Pleth, Pleth! Srsly!
mee too.
New from GM the Trunk Cat to keep away panhandlers, window washers, and minor traffic annoyances (When the full lTrunk Monkey is not required.)
Previous uses of this picture on ICHC have used MUCH funnier captions!
Fur teh millionuth time, humor NO COMPLAINTS!
and it awlwais yuse to snoe awn krissmuss dai
Pls to feal freee to capshun ur own lolpics, mam.
U wills undowtedly injoy dem much moar.
WIN!
Gud drivin, assol!
hode teh pikuls
hode teh leddus
spechul orders don upseddus
awl we aks if tat you half it yer way.
Waat? you sa you want flaver? no can do
flaver comes in bottlez maid inn faktories to add two teh flavurless fuud. (truu fakt)
Ai awlwys suspek dat…nao ai no!
Bedder tu maek ur own cheezbrgrs at howm dan eet at teh fas fud playse.
I getz betta soivise when I is wid ma boyfriend–is u favorin malez?
OMG itz a lion and Im alreddy in the car!…
…and I don’t no hows to close dis window!
IS TEHRE NEONE WHOO CAN REECH TEH PEDALS!??!?!
God (who, in this case, sounds a bit like Bob Newhart): oh, so NOW you’re praying?
I guess you didn’t read that little book about my friend Daniel?
sigh…
ok. calm down. Yes, I know it is no time for chit chat. Throw the lyon the onions frum the chezburgers. leave a little of the orange mericun cheese on them (it’s poyson) . The onions and the orange cheese should do it.
If not, I’ll see you soon!
onee gets 2…. spellz cheezburger wrong… grammarz all importants
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION
GET IN THE CAR
Maybeh kitteh angree cuz he no get prize in kitteh meal
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR!!!!!
HALP!!11!!! Iiz bein katnapped an tookeded to teh vet!
to get tutored!
That’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
OMG iz teh brittish kitteh!
Ever seen the video “Wierd Al- Trapped In the Drive-Thru” on YouTube?
omg that was soo funny!!!
WHAR’Z DE BEEEEEEEEEF?!?!?!?!
it wocs man diggit rofl
oar musturd, oar unyunz, oar lettus, oar just abowt ennyfing else. BBQ sos wuz beez gud.
whys you no gets it right? you noes speaks lolspeak! and meh wants da sodi xtwa lawge!