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Cheezburger Network Blog
IZE FREEEE !!!!!
shal we sing teh song frum Winnee-teh-Pooh fr ur not-sekund post?
Ai’m juss a liddl blak raynclowd
Hoverin under teh hunny tree
Onlee a liddl blak raynclowd
Pay no tenshun 2 liddl mee
Ebrywun noez dat a raynclowd
Nebbr eetz hunny, no not a nip (Nip? Clowdkitteh wantz sum nip!)
Ai’m juss flotin arownd, ober teh grownd
Wundrin ware I wil drip!
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
*hugs self*
Wunnerful!
winnee teh pooh is teh byootifull!
mai hubby and I used to sing that to our babeh when he was little. Nao he big ten year old and he not like singing as much.
Teary eye memories
dats okay. Wehn hee get oldur heel wunt it agin…
yikes…
Hai – just popping in fur a bit. Feelin liek teh White Rabbit – No Teim!! No Teim!1]
But alwaiz tiem to say congratz to SPARKYSMOM fur purrfekt commint!
An ai’ll joyne in teh singing, too. *sings* Oooohhhhh. . .Ai’m juss a liddle blak raynclowd. . .
Faster than a speeding bullet… It’s super cat!
…..how does that work?
Photoshop iz teh Pleh.
BINGLOL!
BINGLOL explanashun fur noo peepl. teenie is nawt saying she agrees wif Niel. Niel has maed a commint (Photoshop ref) taht is a square awn Teho’s binglol gayme so- in theoree, eneway, she haz nao completed her binglol card an getz to shout BINGLOL!
ai thot there mite bee sum misunderstandingz, becuz ov teh unusuallee low burger count fur a binglol.
I no moar has ignoranz
thx!
ses u, growch butt.
iz not shop
he jumpin between dem stone pillar thingies
watchewmeen? kitteh iz naot a klowd?
necks yule B tellin mii deer’s no Santa!!!
congrats on not sekund!!!!!
I can haz cloud-burger?
POOT !!!
poot-poot-poot-poot-poot…
pew pew pew!
“excuse me, but is there any particular reason you named your cat hindenburg?”
dint de hindenburg go-up in flamez ??
stendly,
yoo iz awlwaiz de LOL phunnee !!
yoo mahkez meh smile : )
Jetkitteh?
Lucy (In the Sky with Diamonds)
chek dis link foar a fren to rock wiff:
ihasahotdog.com/2007/12/22/i-r-rdy/#comments
grabitte keepz pullin mez down………
momcat
Jet Kitteh Woman? Nao I iz in mewd for Queensrÿche song.
Heh! I gives you FTW! Jet Kitteh Woman! LOLOLOLOLOL!! \m/
jet poo !!!
man. all about the fart jokes tonight
fly jet poo !!!
That pretty much sums up the state of air transportation right now, doesn’t it?
wouldn’t you love to see a plane with mr. hankie, the xmas poo on the side?
” heidi ho !!! “
BRAAAAAAPPP !!!
gassy kitty
blows his cover
terrifies diners
( blows his cover – get it? heh heh heh )
Yes!!! heh heh heh heh. Thinking ov teh terrified dinerz iz sumhao stranjlee pleezing.
LOL @ poot poot
Ai noes a goggie hu has teh niknayme “Poot” cuz her finks her is TEH BOZZ an’ her poots at teh uvver goggies. Nawt een teh tradishunul sens ob pootings, moar lyke grwlly woofings or … sads tu sez eet … humpings.
Kitteh iz Pink Floyd fan.
Tat kitteh is shaped lyke a kloud!
Faster than a speeding Monorail Cat, more powerful than a loko…loca…umm, train, Superkitteh flies off to save de world – maybe he can grab a cheezeburger off a plate of an unsuspecting diner to give him mo strength….
By the way, Superkitteh don’t like to wear red cape – I know; I tried putting cape on a litteh long ago…got a sound thrashing for it….
NO CAPE!
Edna Mode FTW!
Kitteh will occa….oka…sumtimez wear plastik grocery bag as cape, head thru handle, den ZOOM off deys go!
Yes!!! *giggloz* Tehn they ar troolee faster tahn teh speeging bullit!
ROTFLMAO
Hao duz a bullit “speeg”, btw?
O Janet, Ai lubs u
Ai lubs yoo too, TC&AC.
Verree carefullee, ov corse.
Cloaking device…FAIL
iz klingon ore romulan kitteh?
Klingon kitteh! Altho I mai be slytly biased…….
Oh comez on, kittehs has pointee eers, sooper heering, an u nevur no which syd tehy is awn. Tehy is cleerly Romulan.
Why walkz when you can flyz!?
And yu noes Mary Chapin Carpenter, too! Wunder if she haz kittehs?
How did cloud kat get there?
http://www.wannasmile.com
Anyone notice how that one cloud in the background also looks like a cat?
I mean, no it doesn’t really, but wouldn’t that be funny if it did LOL
yoo win 5 cheezburgers foar mahking me luk !!
Ai lukked too!
our gullibulillities, let us sho you dem…
oopsie, shoed be gulliguLOLities, ob corze.
wut waz eye finking?
ratz, dat nawt rite eiver. sigh…
If at furst yoo don’t sukseed, trai, trai again! But yoo know – gulliguLOLities may nawt bee rite, but iz a fabulolso werd.
MizHizzyFitz – ar yoo interested in this wun?
Unauthourised civilian photo of seekrit Military test of new stealth Hovercat.
Needs more reeserch and deevelopment, it seems.
Steath cat iz undehtektubl bai raydar.
cloud cat iz darc an hawnting…
stormz on de wai….
rainning catz an catz soon !!
hmm…
CAAAAATSSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!!
muppet ref FTW
I just wanted to throw out a quick shout out to my mother in Lutz, FL who loves this site and reads all of your posts. Mary Krismus!
Hai, AdamE’s mother. Merry Christmas frum mee, too! An ai hope yoo hav a wunnerful Noo Yeer, too!
Meowy Kissmouse, Adam’s momma!
Hay, is dis lyke yellings HAI MAWM!!! awn teevee?
Merry Christmas from San Diego!
Mary Kristmus from teeny tiny Ingerland, Adam’s Mum!
Kittehz habz Majjikk.
Canz beez lyte az fethurr oarz
denss az sindurr blawk
Dis iz wun ubz doze
fethurr moamentz. Kitteh canz
strrretch andz floatz 4 owrrz
Kitteh floateengz iz
seekritt Hewminz rayrlee seez
cuz itz a seekritt
Jack.
shhhhhhhhhhh……
dowt tell !
Teh vet I workt wif had 2 euthanize a Clydesdale horss 1 day. We wer at teh farhm an teh owna’s liddle gurl (abt 6 yrs ol) wuz cryin an wanna no if herz horsiefren wud go 2 Hevin. I sed ov corse, teh good Lord made tihs horsee sooo big cuz she had 2 hold lotzzz ov luv 4 liddle gurls, an sertenly God wud want tihs byooty back in Hevin. Everbuddy sed teh goodbys an I’ll mizz youz, an Doc an I went on wif R vetinary bizniss of helpin pretty but paynful horsee fine her way 2 teh Brij. Aftur teh horsee past, teh gurl skreeemz “Luk! Luk! Up tehre” an pointz up in teh sky. I am sittin here wif chillz az I type tihs, cuz rite abuv us wuz a perficly Clydesdale-shaped clowd!!! Teh gurl wuz so pleezta c her horsiefren clompeeng off 2 b wif her Makr. We adults jis staird, moufs open.
Latur thawt, Where was mi camra – Budwiser mit’ve paid big $$$ 4 a foto!
I wuz gonna tell abowt my birfday partee wif Wanna4EvaHome Kittehs at PetSmart 2day, but tihs storee took presi…priza…seemd moar rite 2 tell. Passt my bedtime now, b bak t’morrer. *stretch* *yawn* *curl up inna serckle*
zzzzzz
I nebbur had teh ting fur teh horsies…doh deh are byooteefull…but dis storree made mee hab teers in mah eyes.
beautiful horsee tayl foar shuar !!
fanks foar sharing !
Hao sad and yet hao wunderful. An even stranjer that it shud bee todai wif this pikshur ov clowd cat. And teh liddle gurl wuz so lukkee to hav yoo there to halp hur wif the payne ov parting with a loved wun. Thankz so much fur this byootiful storee.
Dat wonnerful storee! Tank u!
Oh, dat storee maed me crai. Den, I waz axed wat I waz craiings bout, so I red it to dem. I blubbered awl da wai froo.
Fank yew so mush!
Taht was beeeyootifull storie, Jennifffurrrr – tahnkyew so much!
Ai has a liddle teer in mai eye. *snif*
Awh, taht maek me cry. I’m shur taht helped teh littlol girl, poor thing.
Anyone wondering what the heck the humans in the photo are doing?
Check out http://www.lolsquirrel.com !
Skwerl – taht is so kyoot! ai hav added this to mai bukmarx.
Thaynx Janet – mai lolspeek iz not reefaind yet – or itz mai one dyalect – just discuvrd awl dis too weeks ago
Dear lord people.
Why must you insist typing like idiots?!?
I love this site because of the captions and the pictures, but i find myself not even trying to read these monotonous long paragraphs of grammar illiteracy. Type like normal people if you want anyone to care. Some of these comments i can’t even read even if i tried. It’s ridiculous the lengths people go to try and think like they’re talking like little cats. This lolcat speak is cute in small doses, like with the pictures, but there is a reason people don’t publish books in this garbage. GROW UP. most of you are probably adults with this weird obsession. I’m pretty sure any average teenage would think this was lame, and any young kids wouldn’t know how to type well enough to type this bad.
Seconded. I guess you beat me to it, I was thinking the exact same thing. It makes my head hurt, just trying to read this inane tripe.
hoo askt yoo
OMG….
i juzz puked down yur neck !!!
lora,
no worries….it wussnt yur neck i puked down….
Wow rafael…. yuz smartz….. yuz noes haw to cutz n pastezez!!!
*runs awai, embarassd by yur skillz*
Uhm…. dat wud me ‘embarassd 4 ur skillz’!!
-is an average teenager-
Go to hell.
It’s all in good fun.
It’s not anyone with any weird obsession, it’s a bunch of people with a half-decent sense of humor.
So, if you’d kindly return to being an anal-retentive loser who is seriously lacking a normal hobby (besides, of course, leaving his holier-than-thou junk about nothing in particular on an already deep-seating community of cheezfriends) SOMEWHERE ELSE, that’d be nice.
Go do a crossword.
Learn to knit.
Stay off the internet.
Mai gudness!! monsterharlequin – yoo ar a teenager too? ai thot gascat wuz ar awnlee wun. meedicated_maiden iz ALMOAST a teenager – she’s just 20. But none ov yoo iz reelee average, ai am shur.
Nice to know we hav moar kittenz amongst us.
I’d like to know where it says you’re required to read the comments. If you just like the pictures, JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES. Nobody’s forcing you to read through 85 comments. If speaking in lolspeak makes people happy, power to them. They’re not hurting anyone, and it’s bringing a bit of happiness into their everyday existence. On a side note, I’m a teenager, and I’ve shown ICHC to a bunch of my friends, and they all love it.
An’ I wanna fank doze uv yoo who kontribyooted to ICHC foar givin’ me lotsa mateereal foar mai lingwistiks final paypur!! Mai prof luvded it!!
Bwian! Hao bwilliant tu uze LOLspeek fur a paypurr! Ai hopes u gets teh A+!!!
An’ u ryte, Chzfrens nawt hurting nobuddy. Eef sumwun nawt lyke LOLspeek, fien, dem du nawt has tu parhissipayte! Ebberybuddy duz sumfing dat sumwun, sumwhar, wud fink ees teh dum or teh pleh. Dat ees fien tu. Fwankly, Ai’d wather gets mah LOLs wif ppls hoo r jus’ hasing teh funs an’ nawt laffing meenlee at anywuns! Eef u wans tu has lafftiem at sumfing meen, u can has teevee! Lawts ob meen stuffs dere.
Brian!! Yoo too?? Hoo noo?!? Ai had no idea wee can haz so menee. Wud awl teh otter teenajerz pleeze speek up?
Troolee – ai thot we wuz moastlee – *whispers* older.
My fun, let me show you it. Oh, u r alreddy hear!
i luv lolcat and lolcat commentrs. i no has wurriez about growng up. i iz as growd up as i wanna be
Still you can has Merry Christmas!
Raf-
Thanks for referring to the Cheezpeeps as “Dear Lord People.” I’m not overly-religious, but I often compare the virtues of Godliness and Humor. If God ain’t laughin’, ain’t nobody laughing.
And if you wish to whine about typing like idiots, PLEASE proof-read your own very first inquiry prior to pushing the ‘Add comment’ button. Sheeesh! Wadda boob.
Merry Christmas, Raf. Aren’t religious freedom and freedom of expression some of the grandest gifts ever?!?! I’ll reiterate the sentiments of countless others here…love it or leave it. It’s not that tough a choice to make. Seems the latter selection might benefit your blood pressure, so out of concern for your health, may I suggest you go away?
Dear Gaia, Rafael!
Why must you insist on being such a control-freak tightass?
I have a Master’s Degree in English Literature and am enthralled by LOLSPEAK, as are many other highly literate people. There are a number of essays recently posted at University sites addressing the phenomenon, and some new egghead lolspeak sites for physicists, theorists, librarians, and one for Chaucerians who have translated Canterbury Pilgrims into LOLspeak.
Language is not static, it is fluid, dynamic, emotionally organinc, and ever changing. Each day new words and expressions enter the language as the human phenomenon called language goes through endless permutations, because the purpose of language is not to please the Grammarian of the day, or the Language Police, or the turgid stick-up-their-ass control-freaks who’ve lost the ability to participate in one of the greatest pastimes humans enjoy—just being PLAYFUL. Language simply serves the purpose of COMMUNICATION, in grunts, growls, sounds, words, sentences, paragraphs, Language does not serve grammarians, it serves communication of the emotional and rational aspects of human mind and spirit, for the purpose of survival and evolution.
Presently, people are war-weary, terrorism-burnt out, sick of lies and bullshit. People want to return to innocence, playfulness, good-heartedness, silliness, and cuteness. Sorry you’re too rooted in the ramrod stiff-upper-lip militant mode, rendering you too scared to jump into the playful waters and splash ur new fwendz wiff LOLz. Ifz u cants play wiff us den STFU.
Word.
That post is, to use the colloquial tongue, full uf win n awsum.
an fulled up wif pwnage.
yoo ben pw3d.
smacdown !!
wangmo, u has a wai wiff wurds !!
eye hasa M.A. in German lit. , an I also studeed spanisch and Yiddish. LoLisch is delishish–fun two B multilingualized!
I showed ICHC to my 22-yr old sonny an ‘plained it two hymn, an hee jus sed, “oh, so you’re just a bunch of nerds.” Nerdish is teh win des daze…ol’ kitkay lernz noo triks und iz kitkool!!!
OK fellow cheezfrenz…….. gotz dis wun figgureded oawt…….nawt hoomin…..
iz robot……sed teh saem fing awn oder pitture……
o horrors ! u dont suppose dat diz will showz up awn ebbery pitture ??????
an dis “type like normal people if you want ayone to care ” WTF?????
we goz moar frenz hoo carez roun heer dan u kan shke a stik at….(ifn u teh stik shakin kine)
com plai wif us or jest GO AWAI……u NOAWT impresin ani wun round heer wiff ur meen remarks…..
jest maeks uz mad an we awl hab kitteh frenz wiff poynti endz !!!!!!
so pleas…….. dina fash yourselves…..just kindly go away…….
so u dont hab to beboddered bi our childinnesses an sillinessesss an teh laffin an gigglin an gud tmes we hab……
trolls BEGONE !!!
Whooooo Hoooo Salleh!!! You hav come awt from behind Kathleen an defended us awl. Way to go! And yoo were kind enuf to issue a nice invatashun fur himz to com and play nice wif us if he wantz.
In sum wayz he remindz mee of mai crabbee brother-in-law. . .
I love the pics and captions too but don’t comment often because I’m not kittylicious enough… I feel inadequate. soooo keep up the good work those of you with tongues of cats.
Delphine
****kittylicious****
WINS !!!
I am so going to use that word in a sentence this week.
“Why, Doctor, this scientific manuscript is nothing short of kittylicious!”
mynd yoo, kittylicious is nutt sumfing
yoo find in de kittylicious catbox !!!
LOL…Sara…i lyke de wai yoo think !!!
Oh hai Delphine!
Ur plenty kittylicious fur us! Cum an plai wif us ennytiem!
English is OK, too. No one minds if you lolspeak or plain speak. Whatever you are comfortable with, pretty much everyone else is comfortable with (except for the occasional strange person passing through, of course).
I think we have decided that the only real rule here is play nice.
D Marie speeks teh troof, Delphine. Yoo ar welcome to plai wif us wehnebber yoo wantz to. Yoo see, D Marie – wun of ar moast beloved peepl – duz plain speek. an stend duz bof. So nawt to wurree – just jump in.
stend duz bof ??!!
This is a movie about cats flying….
No really, it’s on youtube.
Hokay, wich wun uff u iz practicin da “wingardium leviosa” spell on da kitteh? Doan turn round lik u don no whut eye tawkin bout!
O noes! ‘Fessor McGonagul nawt 2 bee happi … wen her gets down! Detenshuns, ebberybodee!
Alltho, mefinks eet wur ‘Fessor Dummledor hoo dids eet.
Eez Hong Kong seenema Kung foo kitteh!! Hiyaz!
Skydiver Kitteh!
forgots parashute
…again
There is a 20% chance of low airborne cats today. A fog advisory is in effect until 9:00 p.m.
FTW !!!
thot of fog of catz makes my hed hurt
I’z offen inna fog of catz’ hair in mai house…
ebrywun noes
teh fog comes on little cat feets…
and sits looking
ober the lolfrends
on silent hawnches
and den moooves awn.
wit appol..apoll.. sorriez to Mr. Sandburg
Wel…at leest it won’t be raneing cats & dawgs 2day….
How Fearless Freep got his start
U haz had tu mush tu drink when u startz tu see kittehz floatin bye.
Dat’s ryte.
Able to leap tall scratchy post in a single pounce,
Faster than a speeding field mouse,
It’s Super Kitteh!!!
ninja kitteh silentlee muvin closir to objectif
ai wuv de commintz on dis saiyte! i suffur from depreyshon an ai awlwayz get LOLowld wen ai reed deh commintz! so dis saiyte be gud medeshon fur me!!!!!
Ai alsow finds teh lolcats an teh cheezpeeps a gud tonnic.
Funnie an teh lafftur is gud things to shayre!
Iz callt psy-cat-therapee…donno y teh docturs don perscripe it moar!
Well then haf a lol Meowy Christmouse an a Happy Mews Years, to alls.
Cloud kitteh ar akshully ceiling cat doing hiz outdoor rounds.
“Look everybody, it’s Ceiling Cat! You know what that means, someone at this table is mas#########!”
That cat’s name has to be Wordsworth.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Oh Amethyst – hao lufflee an fitting. Purrrrrrfekt!
*bows* My pleasure!
Did you do htat in photoshop…or where did you find that.
yeah, whut shop did yoo bye it at?
o_O
I boughted yu sum Fizzy Lifting Drinkz, but I drinked them.
how did u catch that cat in midair? i can never seem to do it.and what software did u use to cut him out and paste him? if it was gimp, can you teach me? I’m trying to make a warrior cats thing for youtube.
Woo, hoomanz haz too much drinky, methinks.
That or kitteh extra clevah to fink of waitn til hoomanz ‘reddy drunk to purrform flying feetz.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thats so funny!!! XD