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i can has firstz?
Yes, it wud seem taht yoo can! charlie b. – ar yoo noo heer?
i r long tyme lurker. i pos comints on okayshun, but moslee i jus look at pics.
zounds xactlee laik meh, c b… heehee…laik chezbergr! cb!
newho, yer “furts” postaj gots da loe raiting cuz ewe din says sumtin clev…clav…whitee. jus eff wai eye…
Velcammon!
wut wuld u like fur yore selebrashun? Frosti teh Snonom sinz teh botel luks frostee?
mary – Frosti fur charlie b. lurker soundz grate. In fact – purrhaps wee cud awl just build a grate beeg snoman an lurve himz an cawl him charlie!! (Awl hoo hav no snow shud just purrtend. We got plentee to go around heer in Mishigun!)
tigress – yoo joynes us, yes?
Ai’m starting the bottom bawl nao. *scoop scoop scoop pat pat pat roll roll roll roll roll roll roll rooolll rooooollll r r o o o l l l *
Ummmm ooooooffff. Maybee wee shud just maek snow anjels – charlie’s anjels!
ho boi- dis hav hard wurk. i can has hawt choklit now ( wif candycane to stur it wif)?
*stir, stir, stir….slurp, slurp, slurp…ahhhhhh*
plz to nawt be burnin yore mouf!
how bout a widdle ice cweem to kool it down
how bout dis fur da snownom’s fez, er fayce?
; ^ )
fanks fer teh icey creemy, m.o.! iz delish!!! an I like teh snowy man’s fase–specially THE CARET!!!
An a pyle of double-cheezburgers to Janet for letting us play in teh Mishigon snoww!!! it’s so fun!
thankz fur teh burgerz, kitkay – ai’m passing tehm around – tehy smeel deeeeeelisus! Ai think ai’ll hav sum hawt choklit, too, thankz.
an Mary – whut a grate fayce. An hiz noze – hao purrfekt iz taht!!!!!
charlie – ai hoep yoo liekz yur snoman. Enewun hoo missed teh snoman maeking can just mak sum moar prittee charlie snoanjels.
butt, butt, butt…charlie b. ment,,,,uh, hee can has a sip of watur furst? Right? Right? *wispurs*say right, charlie..
giglol- i jest got dis…
ore he culd be rlly fursty an just know noe how two spel it…watter makes furst, an “furst” sownds lyke “first”.
wen sumwon yells “first”, eye lyke two just skip ober it an nawt vote–if they git 30 one-burger votes, it feels to mii like tahts 30 peepz saying “boo”. Dat’s jus mii, I gess.
gmfa grate midns fink alike-
am eye teh onlee won who can has to get a nize, beeg, kold glaz of wateh after seen teh pikshure and reeding the komentz?
jest wundrin…
LOLZ! Liek Spartacus – wee ar awl furstee!
I noes. Makes mee feel sad. I onlee low vote if purrsun is beeing meen or hurtful.
zakly. fursty peeples needs drinks. sumtiems drinks cum furst tehn teh furst kiks in. bottlpic maeks “furst” post mush moar reezonbel. i gibd 5 cheezburgers. welcum charlie b.
Oh Noooes!! Waturs on teh braynz!
waturs luks frozen: u a kool kat!
eye gots brayn freez an eye didn’t eben getta ete eyescream!!! no fare!
dis trick iz mush “harder” wif frozded water!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!
but is k. dey thinkz i has a watr but is rly a vodka lol & i drinkxs it & gets all warmz & happees & stuffs.
& mai b i walkx funneh 2 but drunkx huminz walkxs evn moar funneh! & dey is not aloud 2 flomp on flor liek kittehs. kittehs flomp on flor & peeps sai hao kee-y00t, kitteh has a catnipz! wot duz dey noes, LOL!
merrie crissmus & catmas evry1!
kthxbai.
Iz kind uv like grabbin tiger by the tail?
Can’t let go.
Can’t dreenk deh water, eever.
He kitteh frum storee ov Tahntylus… wear r kibbulz he cants nom nom nom?
Greek Mythology reference FTW!!
this is mah interpurrtayshun of laurin hill’s “water for my mind”
Wayt til yoo seez wut ai can do wif teh chaynsaws.
(O, yU want eye shuld tern dem ON? O_o!)
Mye headake, let mee put ize on eet.
Thas wha ai wuz tinken
my hed herts to mush two tink.
Kittehz imune to braiee frezz!
floof makes gut insillator.
is betr 4 nom nom nom icecreemz. huminz taeks bite of icecreems, yellz BRAAAYN FREEEEEEZ OW OW OW & all kittehs sneeks in & NOM NOM NOM icecreemz. wen peepz hed stops hurtin, looks a round & sais HEH! WHER MAI ICECREEMZ GO? & kittehs is bak in kitteh kondo lickxin der wiskrs & l00kin all liek teh innusent LOL.
Eye can joyn sircuz?
wif awl teh things that yU kan due?
Kitteh under water, DO NOT WANT.
naut 2 worrie–eye can breaf unnder wadder!
Kitteh misunderstood. Thot he was going to be on Catster. Not be a Coaster. Bad mistayke.
killz. i haz kontemplayshuns of dem.
i knows teh pic is sposed to be funnee
but it remynds me of all teh places around teh werld
where womyn hafta walk miles from teh village to teh well
and back for teh day’s watur and carry it
in a pot on theyre head, srsly.
i jest reterned frum West Afrika and teh wominz they carry ebberyfing on dare hed. if you have a facebook you can sea sum bery inneresting pikshures off dis. Won woman is caryin an ICECHEST on her hed.
unfortoonatly the water they carry is offen not reely sef to dring, eiver.
Is cata-logical analysus, purfectly unnerstanable. Yu has globals pursepshuns. We so happee womyn kittehs in village can get waturs even without posable thumbses. Who new?
On yur hed iz gud wai to carry tings. Wen yu carriez tings in yur armz, yu iz alwyz havin tu pull up an mayk shoor teh gravitie iz nawt pullin teh tings daown. But ifz yu carriez tehm on yur hed or yur shulderz, tehn gravitiez ownlee pullin daown an makin shur yoo keepz teh tings on yur hed or yur shulderz. Yu don’t has to keep pullin up wit yur armz an it iz mush naizer, specilee if yu needz to karry menny milz. I karriez mai durty klothz to teh lundr-… lind… klothz-washin-plais on mai shulderz or mai hedz. It iz maibe a half maile. It iz eezyer taht wai kuz ai don’t has a kar.
Hai Callista – ai liek to carree things on mai hed too (if nawt too heavy, eneway!)
I just went to yur site. Veree interesting. Yoo ar right – moast of us don’t know too much about it. Sounds liek yoo ar doing veree well, though.
An ai think heer at ICHC is a verree gud place fur yoo to be.
Awww
U maeks me warm n floofy insayd.
Drinkin.
Ur doin it rong.
eye is sew ’shamed ob my drinking problem…:(
*hydes hed, runs away*
go way,
I alreddy has teh noo yers hangovr
i tol u dat u wuz habbin 2 mush ob teh nip. but u didn’t lissen. nao u hax teh hangovr. nex tim les nip, kthnks.
kitteh was inspyerred by oolong to becum a meem. is doing triboot.
An foar neks treek, I baluns teh toylut paepur.
yersh. gud ideya. but nawt pannycakes, i fink. mebbe kitteh wud liek to balense can ov gooshyfood?
kittehs no balluns toylut paparz. dey ripz it up 2 qwik b4 dey eevn tinkxs of doinz ne ting els wif it. is moar funner.
Dis is ur watur.
Dis is ur watur on kitteh.
Enny kwestshuns?
Jus won: Are yoo finkin wat eyem finkin’?
I fink soah, Brane….but whar wee gonna fien a munkee an a tat2 purrlor at dis howr?
Oh, an won moar: whut is yore favoright colur?
Blu…. no! yelllooooooooooooooooooo
*splash*
also, kann joo tell mee teh answear to teh ulitmate kwestion of the uniberse?
anudder kweschun (srry)–well, akchewally it wuz put two mii by sum hitchhikers i ran into–can yoo tell mii whut is teh answear too teh ulitimate queshun of teh universe? Take your time.
GO BRUNO!!! Does this mean we have to give in to your demands for better quality cat food?
Is dis yoor kitteh?
Den jes, sins hiyest honer is atsheeved, konstent flow of premeyum gooshifoods is manditoree!
Tel us, does he offen balens fings on him heid?
Yoo mite want to klick teh “incorrect credit” link under teh pikshoor sows yoor naem can be put dere an source. An doan ferget to gib Bruno a beeg hug from awl teh ichc cheezfrens.
Water Kitteh…
Practisin fer necks seeson
I R NAWT A COASTER!!!!!
you are now
Makes me think of Eddie Murphy.
“That sh*t was in the living room for a week.
I thought it was a coaster, I set my drink on it!”
wut doo yoo finks ??!!!??!!!!
i nut watter boi !!!
Dis iz hi kwalitee H TOO OH
Wateh bowee ref 4 teh win!11!
Vickie Valencat is not de debil, Mama!
j00 B playun dat foozbawl??? U brake ur mawmma’z hart! DO NOT WANT!
hoooooooooman!!!11111!
git ur stinkee watah off mah hed or dead u shall be
Wil leev speshul prezint for hooman toonite.
Da teese Bruno. E seeteen nAmy’s char. [a bove^ ] Es prackeeseen for joy neen de Cirque!!! ~ k
hee should teem up wif “invbissible tranpeas cat”.
yU meen “traPeez” cat, rite?
Awn a Midnyte, coaldz
andz dredd, mai Hewmin putz a
bawtull awn mai hedd
Trikked N2 a poaze
undiggnifyed, Iz plawwted
wiff much tyme 2 byde
Az t3h “Flassh Bawks” didz
its feeng, Iz hadz a choyss ubz
wut havokk 2 breeng
Wyle mai Hewmin watchd
t3h Nooz, I kawntemplayted
“Prezzentz in Shooz”
Bawtullz arz gawn atz
lasst. Itz a famlee seekrit
wut cawzdd dis immpass
Jack.
Bravo, Jack. Ai alwaiz think yoo cannawt get ene bedded – and tehn yoo duz it eneway!!
Ummmmm – bedder. Ai ment bedder.
Hai, JCH4K
T3h dawrkz bakkgrownd andz
luuk in Kitteh’z ieez mayd meh
feenk ubz “T3h Rayvunn”
T3h pome’z meeturr stukk
in mai hedd. So didz itz dawrk
toan andz sweet rebenjj
Hewminz may play wiff
Kitteh’z pryde andz dignitee
atz dayr own payrull
Jack.
thanks, Jack. It’s alwaiz interesting to heer hao yoo ar seeing things. Becuz yoo alwaiz manaj to see thingz moast of teh rest of us don’t. But we can see throo yur aiez!
Haha, this is my cat!
oh my bad… uhh…
thiz iz mai kat.
well i think that cats awsomness iz ………… awsom
Prezdent Bush sayz dis kitteh r mabee deh tare-or-ist kitteh…
Prez sayz dis water bording no ish torchure…ish hao wee getz kitteh to tawk
Democats sayz dis ish bahd wai 2 getz infomashuns…Oh teh hyoomaniteees!
WOW
THAT IS A TALENDE CAT HHAHAHAHAHAHA
gurl kittehs like bois wif Skills! Yoo no…nunchuck skillz, compooter hakking skillz, water-on-teh-ned ballensing skillz…
irratum: “wadder-on-the-HED balansing skillz.”
Mad Sillz kitteh..
takes brake frum tuff set
Cocktail-mixin’ kitteh sez “theenk hao awesum I’d bee if I had ‘pozerbul thumms”.
Hed awn! Appli directly to da 4hd x infinity!
(p.s.) kitteh no mayk gud coaster, dey gets board, dey leaves wiff bevrage
bevrage fawls on floor–hope iz naut red coolade–stayne naut kume out!
I did ‘dat wit mah’ dog today. ‘Cept a mountain dew can
Hey, is dis one of dose “famous last photos”?
cool, cool.
after all, what else can they do with a bottle other than put it on their head.
it would make little sense say to drink it.
kitteh hyoomers teh stoopy hyoomins wif teh ballansing act. tehy is eezee 2 amyooz. neggst i will chayss strings.
Dis cat clearly member our dans troop. We be midl easztern ‘bellydancerz,’ we balances things like dis on our heads all de time. Candelabraz, swordz, water jarz. Water bottlz is no problem! Kitteh has obvusly studied Tunisyun! Won of us wins contest wid dat; kitteh is shoo-in fer next yeer!
So far kittehs not too happy we balance dem on hedz, tho. Shouldrz ok, howevr. Got somes dat balanses dere.
Only sometimez read commentz; iff curiousz welcum to writes me. Balancing ting, it be fur reel.
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