Comments on: Kitteh: 1

By: Bucket squad

Bucket squad — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:01:54 +0000

I r not fat…I r jus big boned

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:07:48 +0000

only goatse man can pass a bowling ball.
unless tihs is….
Goatse Kitteh!!!!

By: desenotcorms

desenotcorms — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:18:07 +0000

mush fank yous for teh roll-on-teh-floor sellabrashun. i enjoy it vury lotses!1

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:25:37 +0000

doanchajushateitwhenthathappens?

By: kittehpocalypse

kittehpocalypse — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:11:34 +0000

kitteh: 1, bowlin ball: 0…

i’z sure dat skor will change wonce bowlin ball passes…

owtch

By: Skwrl

Skwrl — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:51:48 +0000

Da air roun me iz not dens enuf

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:39:08 +0000

Oh, God, I LOVE that song.

By: NorthernHockeyFan

NorthernHockeyFan — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:31:00 +0000

good on yoo, Salleh! i iz frum Ontari-ari-ari-o an up here we konsumez de graveez wif a straw! yum.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:47:33 +0000

Oh doctorcat – yoo meen nao – just foar weekz ago?

Ai wish so mutch tath awl street kittehz cud find such loving and happee hoams.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:42:13 +0000

Well – taht soundz liek fun. Rollin around awn the flor fur desenotcomrs!!! nawt eggsaktlee a danse, purrhaps – but verree diffrunt.

Yoo will joyne us, won’t yoo – o top spot desenotcorms? Mewsic? Sum Rock ‘n ROLL purrhaps?? Thsi fur mee is a nice song to roll to:

Eric Clapton – In a White Room

In a white room with black curtains in the station
blackroof country no go pavements
tired starlings
silver horses
burnt out moonbeams in your dark eyes
done like smile on your evening by contentments!
I’ll wait in this place
where the sun never shines!
Waiting this place
where the shadows run from themselves!
You said: “No strings could secure you at the station!”
Platform tickets
restless diesels
good bye windows!
I walked into such a sad time at the station.
I saw walked out
an’ my old knee just beginning!
I wait in the queue when the trains come back
I wait of you when the shadows run from themselves!
At the party she was kindness in the heartthrong.
Consolation in the old room now forgotten.
Yellow tigers frostm’ jungles in the dark eyes.
Keep just pressing
goodbye windows tired starling.
I sleep in this place with the lonely crowd.
Lay in the dark where the shadows run
from themsleves.

*roll roll roll roll*

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:18:53 +0000

Kitteh sez az Garfield sez – “I am nawt overweight, I am undertall…

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:14:55 +0000

ai’ll hab anodder ladle ob teh graveez….

(ai iz frum Kanssasses …….graveeiz iz a tastee beveraj to uz…)

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:06:34 +0000

Spherical cat has a surface area of 4(pi) r^2

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:16:15 +0000

not too menshun teh discumfurt ub habbin a bowlin ball in ur stummick.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:13:18 +0000

Plus, I is full frum teh Chrissmuss feests at my work places.

How bowt I lay on floor and just rock back an forth? Anyboddee got good music too listen too wile I duz teh rollee dantz fur desenotcorms?

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:11:20 +0000

Owtch.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:10:47 +0000

Tis verreh hard too dants wif a bowling ball in mah stummick.

Just roll mee cross teh floor.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:56:24 +0000

stend! ware u been? I wuz beginning to fink u had retired or sumpin.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:54:15 +0000

Oh mai–menny yeers ago, us adopted teh St. James street cat an called himz James after teh church (St. James) ware us founded him. Nao I find out his reel name wuz Bustopher Jones. Himz gots reely fat cuz himz wasn’t usedta having fud aroun alla time–himz fot himz better eet wen himz cud. Us usedta tell peepls himz waznt a kitteh, but an exotic species of fur-bearing beach ball. Himz wuz a tuxie too, a lot like dis guy.

James went to teh Rainbo Brigde teh day before Fanksgibing, after libbin wif us fur firteen yeers. Himz was champeen purr-bebbeh an us lubbed him muchly. Nao hez prolly purrfectin his beach-ball impression fur all teh ladee kittehs. . .

By: stend

stend — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:16:12 +0000

captain !!! I need more gushyfood !!!

By: stend

stend — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:14:35 +0000

( by sir noms a lot )

By: stend

stend — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:13:57 +0000

kitty's got back FTW !!!

By: desenotcorms

desenotcorms — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:12:20 +0000

oo boy! i neber has teh top spot!

any danse wud be sooperfantabzyewlastic! fank yew

By: stend

stend — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:12:18 +0000

actually it’s a cat shaped bowling ball carrier

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:50:52 +0000

kitteh’s be sining de leadbelley bluez !!

By: patticlan

patticlan — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:46:29 +0000

OMG ROTFLMFAO

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By: patticlan

patticlan — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:43:11 +0000

tom swift ref (referencing my age,too)

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:38:32 +0000

UMM…….. EWWWWWWWW!

By: Anycat

Anycat — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:21:35 +0000

im luvin dis kitteh, he all flff and swee – i waller wit hm all day – hugkisshugkiss

By: Inigo

Inigo — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:46:54 +0000

just the one?

By: CobaltLion

CobaltLion — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:29:56 +0000

Mebee kitteh has reelee big litturbawks?

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:22:10 +0000

caption is rong?
i really thinks kitteh does
nawt feel like a winner at tihs time

By: Lani

Lani — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:21:36 +0000

and quite teh sole-id landingks azz weel, eh?
*oof*

>.>

I ment to do dat.

By: Gowaduv

Gowaduv — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:17:18 +0000

Or maybe he DOES!!!

By: Jessarakitty

Jessarakitty — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:17:14 +0000

Mai Jessikitty lukz liek diswun. Ai put her on dy -dei- lofud en she sez sheez STAWRVEEN. Odder kittehs nawt sobig, en Jessikitty lurkz beehyn wen dey getz fed. Kleen playt klubberz – Ai haz dem.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:03:13 +0000

reminds me uv deh storee of deh monkee in dah bar. He eets dah peenuts, and he eets dah beer nuts and everyone feenks he is kyoot. He’s dreenking beer and havin a fine time.
Den he jumps on dah pool table and eets dah Q bawl. Nawt so funnee. Everybody is mad. Dah bartender makes hims owner pay for dah bawl den kicks dem both owt of dah bar.
Few dais later dey comes bak. Bartender sez “Iz he going to eet stuff todai?”
Owner sez, we will see.
Monkee stiks peenut up hims butt, den eets it. Stiks beer nut up hims butt, den eets it.
Bartender is awl WTF?
Owner sez, naow he measures everytheeng for fit befoar he eats it.
hahahaha
Kitteh nawt knows bowt dat part yet.

By: Demonboi9

Demonboi9 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:37:01 +0000

ma ketteh eatz oringez daz y hez notz amawican

By: Gober

Gober — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:36:10 +0000

Wut yoo meen kittehs doan hibernayt?

Dagnabbit, awl dis fatterning up fer nawt…

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:33:36 +0000

Dis kitteh nawt sad. Hims lukkin fur teh nex meel.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:30:43 +0000

But mai 15 pownd liddl fat tabby Pearl is a dowr stop. Shee hardlee evvur leeps ober ore up to ennyfing.

By: splosifhed

splosifhed — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:06:17 +0000

Dis wut happenz wen u no give kitteh cheezburgerer!

By: splosifhed

splosifhed — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:59:53 +0000

Okay, okay, kitteh eight deh bawlingz ball, wee gots ta giff him deh fife dollarz liek we promiseded

By: Simpson

Simpson — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:53:54 +0000

It huz glooe flavar

nom nom……Not!1

By: 6ToedCatsRule

6ToedCatsRule — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:49:33 +0000

60% of American Kittehs are overweight or obese.
Skinny Kittehs are unAmerican.

By: Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:49:28 +0000

O joi o crapture

dis kitteh r ‘mindin’ meeh ob teh Angel Catburger … him were teh hefty, 2.

By: elizabeth

elizabeth — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:47:25 +0000

not funneh. sad kitteh not helthee.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:40:42 +0000

By: Gowaduv

Gowaduv — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:14:38 +0000

Mai dizgise iz wurkin… nao tu fin mah bukkit!

Nao to b gest hoast foar “Inside the Actors Studio”…. I look part, rite?

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:07:10 +0000

I has 2 many cheezburger

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:04:21 +0000

You’d be surprised… my 20 pound golden tabby frequently still has quite the verticle leap.