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nao need go on diet plzkthnx
Gud job on gettingz teh top spot!
Wat danse wud u liek to hab fur ur sellabrashun?
oo boy! i neber has teh top spot!
any danse wud be sooperfantabzyewlastic! fank yew
Tis verreh hard too dants wif a bowling ball in mah stummick.
Just roll mee cross teh floor.
Plus, I is full frum teh Chrissmuss feests at my work places.
How bowt I lay on floor and just rock back an forth? Anyboddee got good music too listen too wile I duz teh rollee dantz fur desenotcorms?
Well – taht soundz liek fun. Rollin around awn the flor fur desenotcomrs!!! nawt eggsaktlee a danse, purrhaps – but verree diffrunt.
Yoo will joyne us, won’t yoo – o top spot desenotcorms? Mewsic? Sum Rock ‘n ROLL purrhaps?? Thsi fur mee is a nice song to roll to:
Eric Clapton – In a White Room
In a white room with black curtains in the station
blackroof country no go pavements
tired starlings
silver horses
burnt out moonbeams in your dark eyes
done like smile on your evening by contentments!
I’ll wait in this place
where the sun never shines!
Waiting this place
where the shadows run from themselves!
You said: “No strings could secure you at the station!”
Platform tickets
restless diesels
good bye windows!
I walked into such a sad time at the station.
I saw walked out
an’ my old knee just beginning!
I wait in the queue when the trains come back
I wait of you when the shadows run from themselves!
At the party she was kindness in the heartthrong.
Consolation in the old room now forgotten.
Yellow tigers frostm’ jungles in the dark eyes.
Keep just pressing
goodbye windows tired starling.
I sleep in this place with the lonely crowd.
Lay in the dark where the shadows run
from themsleves.
*roll roll roll roll*
Oh, God, I LOVE that song.
mush fank yous for teh roll-on-teh-floor sellabrashun. i enjoy it vury lotses!1
Dis wut happenz wen u no give kitteh cheezburgerer!
I ated ur bowlin’ bawl.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Okay, okay, kitteh eight deh bawlingz ball, wee gots ta giff him deh fife dollarz liek we promiseded
kitteh’s be sining de leadbelley bluez !!
actually it’s a cat shaped bowling ball carrier
Watchoo mean, has I seen ur ball?
silver balls, silver balls,
itz snip-snip time foar teh kitteh . . .
Round, round, getta round
I am so round
im gettin bugged sittin on teh same ole strip
i gotta finda new place ware teh cats are hip
Beech Bawls FTW!
I iz not fat I iz just floofeh
Spherical cat has a surface area of 4(pi) r^2
me tummeh is hurts now
I can goes to dokter?
caption is rong?
i really thinks kitteh does
nawt feel like a winner at tihs time
I got u a puffer fish
but I eated it.
Owtch.
Hmm. Gess tat wuzun’t a blak olif I ayt.
Kitteh is pleezed wif hisself an haz no psyca – pyscho – umm, brane-relayted bawdy ishoos. Moar isecreem an odder tastee nom nom noms, pleez k thx.
Anor-whatzic? Neber herd uv it. Pass teh gushifud plz.
Ay-men to that. An doan be shy wif da grayvee!
ai’ll hab anodder ladle ob teh graveez….
(ai iz frum Kanssasses …….graveeiz iz a tastee beveraj to uz…)
good on yoo, Salleh! i iz frum Ontari-ari-ari-o an up here we konsumez de graveez wif a straw! yum.
We’z see hoo b laffin affer teh gushi fud fammin.
I b teh onwee kitteh dats reddy.
teh gushi fud famin FTW!
Wut yoo meen kittehs doan hibernayt?
Dagnabbit, awl dis fatterning up fer nawt…
Dis iz teh saem Tux I wore wen I gradu-ated frum mowsie skool.
Wich mowsie skool? Mowsie Institoot of Teknology? You haz the MIT look of supeerioratee…
NHF, U r correct! I has mah degreese frum MIT. I will offen use beeg wurds dat u (beingz infeerior to meh) will neber unnerstann.
Gigamowse, Megamowse, Mowsiehurtz, Tarerupmowsie…I cud spane dem to u, butts u juss wuddn’t unnerstann.
Abslootly rite. I iz infeeryur artz graduit wif histery degree. I can has job plz? No? Hmf. Fine. I go get MBA now kthxbai.
Teh histree ov how kittehz tooks ober da whirled duz seemz interessting.
Butts, I fink dat u will be bettr offs wif ur noo degrees frum da Mowsie Bunneh Agencee (MBA). Doan gits discooraged. I heer dat teh disaprooving bunneh corse iz ruff.
Rite agen, Romeow – I is plan to studdy wif de Mowsies and hav a majer in Cheez. Emmentawl Cheez, to be percise.
dis what happenz when you eated unpopped popcorm and chilli pepehs
Mah hole fambly iz beeg boned.
Dey sai dat blak iz a slimming color.
I liek beeg butts
an I cannot lie…
kitty’s got back FTW !!!
( by sir noms a lot )
Mai collar, does it make me look phat?
Eye betta getz owt uff da drivewai befour dey triez tu plai bazkittybawl wit mee!
R U shure is Kitteh? Not baby way-ole?
http://www.tlltworld.blogspot.com/2007/05/kitty-whale.html
dis be beeuutiful kittehz….an wat unushualll markinz….ai lik tath tri-angle awn hiz chest……
but kittehz mama…..put dis kittehz awn a diet….den u kan has miny moar yeers ob kitteh snorgles an puurrrin..
(welll sum wun hadda say it…..)
iz beeyootiful all rite, shood be a big “S” in dat try-angle… Sooper Kitteh! faster dan a speeding mowsie, leeping onto cownters for nom nom nom in a single bownd…
Dis kitteh nawt dooing much leeping, ai finks.
You’d be surprised… my 20 pound golden tabby frequently still has quite the verticle leap.
But mai 15 pownd liddl fat tabby Pearl is a dowr stop. Shee hardlee evvur leeps ober ore up to ennyfing.
and quite teh sole-id landingks azz weel, eh?
*oof*
>.>
I ment to do dat.
Mai Jessikitty lukz liek diswun. Ai put her on dy -dei- lofud en she sez sheez STAWRVEEN. Odder kittehs nawt sobig, en Jessikitty lurkz beehyn wen dey getz fed. Kleen playt klubberz – Ai haz dem.
I’m LOL illiterate so forgive
…If you look at his tummy triangle – it’s a pokeman kitty. They (who’s they) say in every fat man there’s a skinny man trying to get out???
just the one?
Bustopher Jones
Himz not skinz an boanes
In fakt, hims remakarbleh fat
He dus nawt hawnt pubs – hims has ate or nain klubs,
For he be teh St. James’s Street Kat!
Hims be teh Kat we awl greets
as hims walkz down teh strete
In hims kote of fuhstidius blak:
No komminzplaice mowsers
habs such well-kut trowsers
Or such an impekkibule bak.
TS Elyott’s Practikal Kittehs – filled wiff teh Ultimeate Win!!!!111!!!
“For it musts an it shalls
Be Spring inna Pall Malls
When Bustopher Jones wayres whyte spatts!”
Ai loveded this buk when ai was a tennytinyhandikitteh.
Oh mai–menny yeers ago, us adopted teh St. James street cat an called himz James after teh church (St. James) ware us founded him. Nao I find out his reel name wuz Bustopher Jones. Himz gots reely fat cuz himz wasn’t usedta having fud aroun alla time–himz fot himz better eet wen himz cud. Us usedta tell peepls himz waznt a kitteh, but an exotic species of fur-bearing beach ball. Himz wuz a tuxie too, a lot like dis guy.
James went to teh Rainbo Brigde teh day before Fanksgibing, after libbin wif us fur firteen yeers. Himz was champeen purr-bebbeh an us lubbed him muchly. Nao hez prolly purrfectin his beach-ball impression fur all teh ladee kittehs. . .
Oh doctorcat – yoo meen nao – just foar weekz ago?
Ai wish so mutch tath awl street kittehz cud find such loving and happee hoams.
Halloween Faus Pax #134: “Whaddya mean the stripe goes on the back for a skunk?”
I kant seem to bowl strate, said Tom gutturally
Oh
tom swift ref (referencing my age,too)
Is kitteh in de fambley way?
dammit jim, i’m a alleycat not a bowling alley
captain !!! I need more gushyfood !!!
stend! ware u been? I wuz beginning to fink u had retired or sumpin.
WB
I has 2 many cheezburger
Mai dizgise iz wurkin… nao tu fin mah bukkit!
OR
Nao to b gest hoast foar “Inside the Actors Studio”…. I look part, rite?
not funneh. sad kitteh not helthee.
Dis kitteh nawt sad. Hims lukkin fur teh nex meel.
not too menshun teh discumfurt ub habbin a bowlin ball in ur stummick.
doanchajushateitwhenthathappens?
O joi o crapture
dis kitteh r ‘mindin’ meeh ob teh Angel Catburger … him were teh hefty, 2.
60% of American Kittehs are overweight or obese.
Skinny Kittehs are unAmerican.
It huz glooe flavar
nom nom……Not!1
ma ketteh eatz oringez daz y hez notz amawican
reminds me uv deh storee of deh monkee in dah bar. He eets dah peenuts, and he eets dah beer nuts and everyone feenks he is kyoot. He’s dreenking beer and havin a fine time.
Den he jumps on dah pool table and eets dah Q bawl. Nawt so funnee. Everybody is mad. Dah bartender makes hims owner pay for dah bawl den kicks dem both owt of dah bar.
Few dais later dey comes bak. Bartender sez “Iz he going to eet stuff todai?”
Owner sez, we will see.
Monkee stiks peenut up hims butt, den eets it. Stiks beer nut up hims butt, den eets it.
Bartender is awl WTF?
Owner sez, naow he measures everytheeng for fit befoar he eats it.
hahahaha
Kitteh nawt knows bowt dat part yet.
Or maybe he DOES!!!
Mebee kitteh has reelee big litturbawks?
UMM…….. EWWWWWWWW!
only goatse man can pass a bowling ball.
unless tihs is….
Goatse Kitteh!!!!
OMG ROTFLMFAO
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
im luvin dis kitteh, he all flff and swee – i waller wit hm all day – hugkisshugkiss
Kitteh sez az Garfield sez – “I am nawt overweight, I am undertall…
Da air roun me iz not dens enuf
kitteh: 1, bowlin ball: 0…
i’z sure dat skor will change wonce bowlin ball passes…
owtch
I r not fat…I r jus big boned