Don’t you wish your girlfriend
was hot like me?
I liek this pose betteh
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Ai b Play kitteh sennerfold!
Congratulations MM we can haz a sechsee danz in ur honor now?
sowns like a plan
Wait while ai getz teh fevvers an teh beeg rooby foar mai navel
I haz sum hot choclit and coffee with sum marshmallowz fur ebery one 2, come get sum when you iz tired of teh danzing.
I meant to say tired frum the danzing.. sowee
eber wai. I tierd 2dai – I hab cowcow an marshumluws wifowt da danse.
iz ok MM?
Yoo rool, btw!
Wuns again I am gooing tew pass on teh danzing bekuz I’z still bery sik. Cawffing awl the tiem! Pluss, mai hubbycat iz awlso sik an his cawffing and snorring and awl dat kept me up AWL nite!! I’z SO tired!
Soe, danzing is bad idear fur mee. I’z gooing to snoogle up on the cowch wiff a cuppa tea and a sawftie blankee, if dat’s awlrite wiff awl ov u?
so srry yU iz sic, Zippy, Can Hubby sleep inna different room? yU NEED YORE SLEEP!!
An wii bringin yU sum hot chiggin soup. Eye make homemade…iz SOUPER! Use vaporizer an drink tea like “Breath Easy” by Traditional Medicinals (I rite review on Amazon).
Soon yU B awl Zippy agin!!!
Weze doin dat dans agen? But mai sequinnd soot is at teh draikleeners!
Ai gess aill were teh santa soot todae- in honor uv teh koko.
*dans, dans* fevver fan dansin!
*ptooie* dis beerd pleh, nawt tastie at awl.
da pole dase ina sandy claws soot. ?????????
*heddesk*
noaw DATZ funnee
Eberee buddee canz do wateber dants tey wants! Weez cawl its teh “Holidaye Rush Rag”!
Dat nyce hots Koko is yummeh two-kittehs!
Fankyoo Panfer! Wishted ai waz in holiday spirit!
*pulls owt teh Peechtwee*
Naos ai into teh spirits!
Dat kokoe soundz so delishimus!!! how yU say nom nom whin drinking? slurp slup slup? chokolit hotted is yum yum !
Ai thnk they knows
Ai think they knows
Taht they are in
An irresistible pose.
Congrats, MM, awn this amaizinglee adorable *splort* top spot. S’okay – ai gots the dubble RARG(wdoi) awn fur Christmas – thank gudness.
Wile yoo guise ar sechsee dansing fur MM, ai’m off to fetch teh CCC.
Ai noes wut teh CHRG(wdoi) is…but wut is teh RARG?
Dat is wen u has TWO CHRG (wdoi)s awn (in caes of teh rly rly kewt bebbeh kittehs wher wun mite nawt be enuff proteckshun agaynst teh kewt) an dey maeks teh rayndeer antlurs – wun glub foar eech antlur. So is Raindeer Antlur Rubbr Glubs oar RARG.
ai fink iz teh Raindear Antlar Rubbar Glubs. iz wen yu wearz 2 glubz at wun tiem, fer a more festib luk, an dubbl teh effyshensy ub hedsplort contaynmint.
unforchunetly ai nawt remebember hu inbented dis brillyunt kombinayshn ub fashn an funkshun. Nao iz awl teh raij amung teh stylin peepz in Mew Yawrk, Purr-is, an Mewlan.
sry, werd press did sum funky timing — SJ’z komint wuz nawt der wen ai replai tu Patrick. an nao it wuz der — 10 minits befoar! o wel
Dat happins tu me awl teh times, moe. An den I wurry dat mai cheezfrenz will tink I am teh stoopy.
*lukz round*…..*whispurrz* doant wurri Miss Dawn, we awl hab our stoopy momentz round heer…..an werd press iz responsibbble for AWL ob tehm……
taht’z mi storie an ai’m stikin to it……
pee ess…..ai hab decidedd to putsz sum tinsel awn my RARG ai needz sum sparkliez in mi lif!!!
which ob corse maekz it a RARG (wtoi)…….
Salleh joo luks beeyootiful wit yer RARG (wtoi)! I can has wun too?
but ob coesr !!!! heer putz diz awn…..
*puffy puffy puffy* (blo-in it up)
*streeeechez it awn Miss Dawn*
an reppeat…..
an noaw fur teh finishin tuuches..
*plases teh tinsel WUN at a tyme drapin obber teh “antlurz” *
ah noaw DATZ holidaze hed geer !!!
u r teh berry IMAJ ob festitieseses Miss Dawn…..
Oh tank yu, salleh!
*turns aroun in frunt of meeror, primps an preens*
Oh, it’s juss lurvely!
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
any kitteh who isn’t me today
Unencumbered by false modesty (or true modesty, for that matter), may I say that I believe I was the first purrson to don the second CHRG(wdoi), thus creating the RARG. It was quite accidental, having been necessitated by the excessive cuteness of this bebbeh:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/11/scuse-me-does-dis-bus-goes-to-kitchen/
I can has patent?
Kthxbye
No need fur modestee – truf iz truf.
Yoo were also there wehn wee furst discovered teh medical benefitz ov the CHRG(wdoi)
http://www.Iicanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments
I hate to say it, But that cat is a ginger…… it’s a guy, not a girl. And if it’s a girl, then it is very rare….
The hot 1s r alwys poizin….
DUBBL poysin!
butt inna gud way!
Orange cats are PERFECTION. We mere mortal humans are so lucky to gaze upon their heavenly beauty…they’re like looking upon a perfect flower, or a rainbow, or a glowing angel who’s soft and orange…
excuse me…men in white jackets with butterfly nets are at the door, coming to take me away…..
yes, and if i go home and repeat your comment to jj and tucker, it will go to their head, so i guess i’ll be sharing a room with you and your white jacket.
this baby is just to cute and orange too boot!
Der cumin to tayks meh away, ha,ha!
(dat waz mai feem songs!)
me tooz !!!
“der cumin to taek me awai
ha ha ho ho hee hee
to teh funnee farm
wher lif iz beeuutioful
awl teh tiyme
an dose nise yung menz
wif der cleen wite shurtz….”
an den ai drawz a blank!!!!
ani wun noes ani moar????
life iz onlee beeuutioful if dare B kittehs dare. NE an awl kolorz!!!
farm only fun wif floofy kittehs!!!
awl teh tiyme
an aisle bee happie 2 c
dose nise yung menz
wif der cleen wite shurtz….”
an dere kummin 2 taek mi awai
heer u go MM !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
hope teh linkz werk…..ai nebber noes ifn ai getz it rite….
kitteh is nawt orinj. kitteh is ginger so nawt poizin. =^..^=
jus rilly rilly sexy…
*feints*
an dat, mai dere frenz is whai teh Puss in Bootsies is a ginger tabby.
Mai kitteh Spicer wuz the seventh reincarnashun uv teh famuss Puss, he went an fownd himself a castle to live in. Pity he didnt taek me too.
Wadda Releeb!
ain’t noe poysin katz, hun chyle! Iza myff!
I iz 2 sechsee for my fur
so sechsee I purr
WIN!
Riet siad kitteh 1990’s hit!!!!1!1
yU IZ 2 sechsee–dat’s 4 shure!!!!
Don’tcha wish ur girlfren was floofy an orinj laik me…
No?
hmmm. orange-joo glad yU iz?
Itz ok. Happenz to ebryone from time to time.
Cawl 1-900-Hot-LikeMee, tu tawk tu Hot Like Mee.
U muss bee ateteen human yerz or free kitteh yerz tu cawl.
Dizclaimerz: Wii enn no wai advocat da uze uff da 900 numberz. Een fac u don even need da 900 numberz. Awl u haz tu du eez cum tu ICHC, an wii setz u up wit a direc line tu ower nautee barn. Dere u can bee tawkin tu Hot Like Mee or Hot or Not (see previous ICHC picher). Dere bee similar charjez az de 900 numberz, butz de go tu fund ower fabuluss partays dat wii haz almos ebree dai wit de Top Spot winnerz. An da charjez alsew go tu keepin da yung nekked guy in da nawtee barn doin da irnin. Sew doan, wait cawl now! (Plz, wii wantz anodder partay tu nite!)
Y don u kom up an see me sohmtym?
Furry Maja
Yes!!!!!!!
Kitteh noes dat she iz teh epitomee of purrfection.
my positive self-image–
let me show yU it!
Ai iz lurkr, but dis kitteh is so kyoot ai muss comment!
nawt furst post heer, but furst wun sayin i iz new.
kitteh is vry hawt, I wishez mai gurlfren was as hawt as hurr.
Welcum Pixie!
Nise ov u to sai hai. Hope to see moar commints frum U.
We iz nise peeps, an iz allwais gud to hab moar nise peeps liek U!
Aww, fanks.
i red comints loss befoar postin, i saw yoo awl vry nise.
Ai hopses to comint loss moar in footur.
Hoo gibbed Romeow low cheezburgers?! Plz not to be gibbing low cheezburgers to peeps hoo is being nyse to teh new kids! Romeow, I gibbed joo 5 burgers. Tried to gib joo moar, but it wudn’t let me.
ai fine dat happenz sumtymes……ai jest gibbed Romeow 5 burgerz too an it dint maek his burgz go up…….
an it shooda…..
oar der iz a **&^%$%^&***(^&%%$$ troll heer
GO WAI TROLLY, go boffer sum wun els……
humpf….tole HIM !!
nawt to wurry Romoew….ur TROOOO cheezfrenz ALLUS gibz u 5 burgerz !!!
i am not troll, but how comes when i go 2 give cheezburgers it won’t let me give more than 1?
choklitmonster – ai am nawt quite shur what yoo meen. Yoo meen – yoo voats – and then rite away yoo votes again? It won’t let yoo doo that.
But – if yoo leeve – liek go to teh next pikshur – and tehn com bak again – yoo can voat again.
Fank yoo Janet
mee too!
Actually, that’s more likely “as him”, since most orange-fur cats are males, though there are a few female cats with orange fur.
I did not noe dat. Tank yu for teh edumacation, Robert!
yep i fink iz stoopy troll, butz craftie….gibz 3 burgerz…..nawt jest wun…..
finkz dey so samrt…..
i has wun of de mos gorjus girl kittehs, whu has rilly rilly brite ornj fur-hur is mos buutiful!
(i not pregiduced, is i?)
u entitleded…….an sidez awl ob uz fink our kittehz r teh mostest beeuutifull ob teh kittehz..
an teh mirukle iz WE AWL RITE !!!!!
eech an ebbery wun ob our behbehz iz teh cyutestest
purrrrrkitteh! getz mi ma masseur pleeze…. purrrrr… is so hot!
furry-purry kitteh–furst yU B my tummy masseur…
want!
My bou-a-doo-wahr…. let me showz yoo it…
…so tell the gf to stop shaving and waxing so she can look jes like me!
heh heh heh
oooh datz a painful imaj…..
akshualli….noaw taht ai fink ob it……..mi stoopy ex waz so harry, dat teh onli plase he nawot hab hare waz awn teh fase, round hiz eeyz…an the palm o hiz hans an soloz ob hiz feetz an hiz big nawti bit………
waz mujches PLEH akshualli……muches muches PLEH !!!!!!!
hadda handsum fase, but oauwt harriez Robin Willumz !!
now THAT’s a painful image
*sigh* trooo trooo…..
o yes. u b quite teh hotness. *smooch*
u r deh sillee hot kitteh…doan u know teh hoomins laik dare pillohs 2 b cold?
u go sleepees on mommees side ob teh behd. kthxbai
Iz dis kitteh a girlie kitteh? I thot oranj kittehs were boyz…
noooo kitteh bois. do nawt b lured in by seksy hawt posin kitteh. TEH ORINJ WUNS R POYSIN!!!!
poysin iz in teh eye ob teh beholder…
Lonleekat15
Kitteh way too yung fur dis aktivitee….must be loore from deh “To Cat A Predipurr” show.
dis kitteh is why teh Anonimus kitteh wuz givin teh intarvyew foar Daetlien. Iz awl a vury sordid tail
Dontcha wish your ears and nose matched your sheets, like mine do?
Purrrfect.
I r board wif u n yor toys. Entertain me.
I can has toys from Christy’s?
O, Aye wish Aye hadda hawt kitteh to lay on ma kold feets an git dems warmd!!!
But Aye mus say, dat belleh iz berree secksee, lil kitteh!
Wen Iz gud
I’z gud.
Wen Iz bad
Iz bettr.
“Goodness has nuttin to do wit it!” purrrrrrrrrrr baby purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cheezfrendz-
Ai haz de problum. Got a noo, yung, gurl kitteh (Tina) yesterdae 2 b a consort fur mah 13 yr nootered mail… Louie.
Ony Louie mad az hell… at her n at ME.
Moch growlingz n hizzingz.
U tink dis wil wurk? Ai wud hate 2 haf 2 tak her back 2 teh Sheltur.
For what it’s worth, I once heard the owner of an adoption agency give advice on bringing another cat into a home with an established cat. From what I remember, you don’t want to give your established cat the impression that (s)he is being replaced, which may be how Louie is viewing the lone baby kitty Tina. The new cat(s) should have their own litterbox, their own feeding dishes, etc. I think part of the advice I heard was also if you got two young kittens, the kittens would play with each other, and the older cat would not be bothered by the young whipper-snappers looking to play with him when he didn’t feel like playing.
If you look on Petfinder.com, they should have a whole bunch of adoption agencies in your area, and you might be able to ask someone at a local one. You should be able to find an expert at one of those. A vet might also have advice.
Robert’s right. Also, it’ll take some time. My kitteh took about a week to accept two new kittens. Make sure to let both kitties know that Louie is alpha supreme. Tina won’t mind, cause they accept rank pretty well. If there’s any real aggression, put Tina in a separate room for a day or so, and put strings or other toys under the door between them so they can sort of play a little and get used to eachother’s scent. Give Louie extra toys and treats. It should work out, and whatever happens he’ll love the company over time. Good Luck!
It took my boi kitteh about 4 dayz to accept the new baby kitteh he was about a year old and she was 8 weeks old then when I introduced them and my ginger kitten had a separate litter box and I kept themz seperate for the first two dayz and introduced them gradually by giving them treatz.
Give it it time and good luck with the new bebbeh
When we brought home La Luz (kitten) and introduced her to Mitts (adult), it was awful. We read everything, tried everything, and Mitts was still VERY upset. She would hiss, growl, swat, and charge. She never tried to really hurt her (bite her), but she did every other nasty thing she could think of.
It was MONTHS before Mitts would start to ignore baby La Luz. We tried all sorts of herbal remedies to calm Mitts down, and none of them seemed to do anything. It really seemed like it would NEVER get any better, but it did.
Please don’t be discouraged after weeks or even MONTHS of bad behavior. Now, Mitts will sometimes give La Luz a kiss on her head! Sure, sometimes it’s followed by a raising of the paw and a hiss, but not really a hit.
Mitts calmed down so much with La Luz, we later got baby TJ (as a friend for La Luz). Mitts was upset with TJ, but she wasn’t as bad as she was with La Luz. She seems to like TJ. They don’t cuddle up, but they sleep on the bed right next to each other.
Please don’t give up. If Mitts can learn to live (and be happy) with other kitties, I’ll bet that yours can too. It just might take a LONG time.
Best of luck!
Thankx, Cheezfrens!
Mai hart feelz SO bad fur Louie… but Tina deservz a gud home (witch ai kin give)
I know wat u meen. I wuld luv to has another kitteh, but my Annie NEVER adjusted to Squeaker, who was with us first. We got Annie frum the same rum at the shelter, even, but Annie never liked that we had another cat. EVER. it was so sad becuz Annie wuld hide in closets and corners and stuff and just did nawt have any fun or happitail times.
Then we lost Squeaker just over a year ago (I still miss her so) and Annie became a new kitteh. She sleeps wif me, and sits on us naow to be petted (for a little bit), she rubs on us and purrs and is all happitail.
So I feel that it wuld nawt be fair to her to bring another kittie into owr home. My jawb for naow iz to spoil my onlee kittee.
She is a tortie and some peeps heer have sed dat dey is loner kittehs. I don’t no bowt dat, but diz kitteh is a loner.
Oh yes, some cats are best if they are only cats. I’ve heard that tortoiseshell cats are always alpha cats. They want to be the dominant cat, and any other cats defer to them. If Squeaker was also an alpha, then you had an inherent conflict brewing, since each wanted to be the alpha. Just remember that as a tortie, Annie needs to be the alpha cat in your house if you think about getting another cat.
Kitteh tummeh open fer bellyskriches!
sry kitteh,
iz a hyoomin and
not into bestialitee
’specially extra-marital bestiallity…double sinn…
gods noes. tht iz terrbul sin. mah pollogeez kitteh, but dis can never be
Noes, kitteh–I wishes I wuz as hot as U!
Nip Tuk maniken, I has it!
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OMG! After reading all the coments about the picutre i can’t even remember what the picture was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!