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It’s emo kitteh on a stroll…
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Wow.
Dat hay feber is a beotch.
allergees… maek mai hed asplode.
“flonase ad – the before shot”
or
“art school kitty of doom, the early years”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly91LsUKlJY
it’s morrissey !!! here kitty, nice kitty
“let’s try the palladium”
( funnier episode, but no cat )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltfc-IlJiYc
fabyoolossitee!
Nobody understands emo kitten!
I HATE YOU!! *CUTS HIMSLF*
poor kitteh. habing bad dey. here. i gibes u snorgles and sum pownce and over kitteh treets. nawt nip, tho, u is 2 yung.
Eff u dawnt tawlk to yer kitteh bout dah nip, whoo wil?
tis troo!!! nip is a growwing consern in teh kitteh commu.. Kommun… it’s addi.. addik… maykz teh kitteh want moor an moor!!!
Oh bebeh kitteh, doan b a hater.
Teh hole whirled lubs U!
Dere’s a beeg whirled owt dere full ov snorgles an schmoo juss waiting fur U.
ackshuly mebbe kitteh juszt, JUSZT woke upp frum a snooze in teh invitin sunshynee meddow.
i hope so, udderwiz, kitteh’s sad face mak me wanna cry
Kitteh is down becuz he knows all the problems of the world: the wars, the poverty, the injustices, the hatred….and he STILL can’t get a good cheezeburger.
hims needs to go ta Goldie’s in Tulsy Town for Cheezburgers Yummers.
Or Bills on teh Skwayer, in Tulsy town
Or hims be sad cuz teh tere is no Split-T in Okielahoma Sittee ennymoar.
him shud go to Swensons in neast ohio. bestes cheezberger i eber had. berry berry yummie!
Go into teh gardin, tehy sed. Tehr is sumtin luvly tehr tehy sed. Is byootiful an bery mush win, tehy sed. Iz it a new scritchin towr? It iz nawt. Iz it a nip mowsie? It iz nawt. Iz it gooshifud? It iz nawt. It iz a flowr. Huh. Beeg deel.
Ai wunner if ai can eets eet.
Nomnomnom…..
Datz what I thinkz when I saw piksha. Kitteh not look depress to me, more like he’s tryin to figure out if purple thing is good to eat. Is seryus think for small kitteh!
Yes – Kitteh will eat pretty purple flower, and some nice green grass. Will look so nice in new arrangement when kitteh throws it up on light-colored carpet later.
heehee ben der, dun dat.
mai kitteh did dis veri fing jus todai.
me: hei luk, kitteh, has nue rug
kitteh: BLEURGH.
me: fanks. *criyz*
Kittehs dunts doo it awn porpuss.
Wee mus beeleeve dis awlways (ebben if it nawt ackshuly troo…)
sawry bout yor nu rug, Flooof.
Fanks Elvis. Ai lubs her mor dan ai can sai, so ai forgibs her.
Someone mak much $$$ by invent Kitteh Upchuk Alarm Clok [tm]
when time to wake up:
HUK HUK HUK HUK
Garontee you go from fast sleep to wide awaik, out of bed, & haffway across hous in 3 seconds.
wehrz stend wiht himz hintz for dekoratin yur hows to mathc teh kittehs? verry yoosful.
“Flowers. Grasses. Dirtz. Feh. Ware iz teh cabana boy wid mai Marnagreeta?”
Nebber mind cabana bois an Marnagreetas. We gotz a nekkid guy irnin in teh nawty barn wit martoonis!
where iz dis barn i ben reedin’ abowt? Seemz is vewy happee place! direckshuns, pweeze….
NGI in NB w/M?
WIN!! Aldough, dat wud gib us moar tings to splain to noo cheezpeeps. Is it wurth teh trubble, or shoud we continyoo to spell it owt?
Prollly dudnt madder. spealted owt, id dudden mak since neber.
Dat is teh troof!
Deer cheezfrenz, teh time has kum foar SJ to get in teh car (Jeesus Christ! It’s Christmas! Get in the car!) an go bisit elebenty billion relllytivs. Den wehn I gets bak ai has to cook teh turkey an open lawts of bottls an entertain teh otter elebenty billion relllytivs dat we has nawt alreddy bisited. An DEN ai gets to go play in teh sno an drink teh gloowyne an teh hotcholitwivruminit an maybe do sum skeeyin if is nawt to cold oar steep oar bumpy oar bizzy oar eye see. So ai will try to pop in heer when ai can but ai will prolly nawt be round mush. May ai wish u awl a Happy Chrismass oar udder festibal oar cellybrayshun of ur choise, an if u duz nawt cellybrate NEtin dis taim ov yeer, have a Merry Final Week of 2007. If NE ob u is in Surrey in teenytiny Ingerland, pls drop in for a mint spy anna glass of sumtin alcofrolic.
I wish you a Meowie Chrismuss, an a Happy Mew Year!
SJ-
Plz 2 be havin fun and not be hurtin urself on teh skeein, or be bangin ur hed ona wall wif teh elebenty billion relatifs. Jus remember ur cheezee palz wen you be wantin to keel ‘em!
Happy sella- cele- whatever-it-is-you-do-this-time-of-year!!!
I tink sumfin alcofrolic wud b jus rite tudae. N phact, alcofrolic iz bes nu wort iz heared al weak. pls to sabe sum hotcholitwivruminit fir meh tu.
o! An a berry marry whateber tu u 2 SJ.
Ai wud lub to bisit, SJ, but jus fur yur berry gud compny (an mebbe wun liddle glas ob teh alcofrolic dwinkies).
A Mary Chris Mass tu yu an yor elebenty billyun rellytibs!
Srsly … Ai cannt rly bisit….jus a cheeze bisit.
kthxbai
Ob coars…. cheez bisits is awlso gud. Ai can has imajjinery frenz!!!
oh no SJ u dusnt has “imajjinery” frenz …..we awl reel enuff. an der’z lowtz ob frenz heer, u iz wun ob miny cheezfrenz hoo hab becum reel frenz dis past yeer
…an teh ICHC site iz reel too,
hummmm nawt sur wat ai’m saying heer…..peepulz reel, site iz reel, frenshipz r reel….an unforshunateli so r distansez……..
oh well ai figgure it oawt sum odder tyme, oar maybe wun ob teh smarterest peepulz rond heer can sai it bedder….
but ….we awl wishes u a merrily chrissymas…….has a reel gud tyme doin the holidaze fing, eet too muches, drinkes too muchses (but DONT dirve wen yu doo taht ) gib loawtz ob gifties and ai hope u getz waht ur hart desirez fur crissymas…
we sees u wen we sees u ……till den MERRILY CRISSYMUS.!!!!!!
Ur rite, salleh – teh innerwbby frens is still teh REAL frenz
We talks alla tyme, an we makes each other laff, an sumtymes we shayres problems an we supports each ovver. An taht is frennshipps.
Frennshipps – we has them!
An a Happy Crissmuss to u, SJ – an to alla cheezfrens ebberywheer.
(berry smiley postins todai! )
oh handikat !!!
how ai wishes dat teh interntz waz lik dis bak wen ai went to teenytiny Ingerlan……we likeded York so muches..dat we went der 3 timez…….haz suches gud museummmmmz an ai lov teh wall an the “Snicklewayz” an we wentz awn a “ghost walk” dat waz teh KOOLEST ! an teh museummmmm ob ebberydaze fingz…..FABULOSO !!!
an jest owtsside teh walls in hotel an restorunt….taht haz teh bestest steak ina whirld !
we waz der wunce ina winterz….an waz so nise to sit by teh fire an eet a fick delishus steak dinnerz……yum….
oh an we took a trip awn a boat taht had been part ob teh bote resqew frum Franse in WW11, awn teh riber Ouse……
York, ai a big fan……..an we tooked a steam trane ride oawt into teh Yorkshur Moorz
but wood hab been eben bedder ifn we cooda met an had a pint at wun ob teh miny miny grate pubz……..pubz……oh dont getz me starteded awn pub grub…….yeah !
Kud Uz teh hotchoclitwivruminit myself, iz rappin teh prezentz. Teh howskitteh iz bery hepfull. Teh billionz ov relleytivs Xpec rinkly spotz on teh rapin papur wher teh kitteh rollz, n holz wher teh kitteh pointy bitz poke thru, n a smidj ov kitteh haer wid ebry pakaj.
Hav a safe trip n happeh howlidaiz!
Yah. I’m signing off for a bout a week too – stayin awai frum teh ‘pyooters 4 a hole week!!!! pormiss!!
hav fun wif yer elebentymillyunfamblies SJ!!
happi hollerdaze awl -
heartcs
Merry Crismus, SJ! I hopez yu enjoyz yer skeein an cookin an eetin an hotchoklitwitruminit an… um, all dat udder stuffs yu sed. We will miss joo an luk forwerd to seein joo nex yeer!
ai wizsh ai wuz in teenytinyIngerland – yoor howz sowndz like fun fur de holly-daze!
Insted ai in da rain-soggee PNW (Sea-at-ul, WA, UselessAye) bein kold and wet.
But happee to haz da cheezfrenz!!!!!
hugz to yew!!!!
“Alcofrolic” FTW!!!! I hoyst a glass uv zinfanananandel in teh direkshun of teentiny Ingerland frum slightly-less-tiny Callyfornyer!
We’ll miss yoo, SJ, and cs and ebrybodee that’s leebing for the hollydais! I wull bee heer fur shur, syns there is no ware fur mee tew go!
I juss hoap teh wethur woarms up, as it is onlee about 9F … but yesserdai is wuz -3F, so I gess it IS getteng woarmer! It wud bee nyce to have sum moar snoe soe the kidds an I can go skeeing or sumfing! 
I hoap you all hab a BERY nyce hollydai, whicheber sellebrayshun u partayke in!
**hugs** to awl my cheezfrenz!!!
zippycat……I can has ADD…..an fegetz a lawt ob stuff, wher iz it dat ur libing????
an BonzoGal, u in teh souff ob Callyfornua…huh????
Ai iz ina Bay area……norff bay…Pretty liddle city….cawled Vallejo….
ai be heer fur teh holidaze too……so we’ll jest hab to klontiuuez teh gud tymes heer till ebbery wun getz bak…..
Ais in Portyland, in Orygun. Wees cud yoos sum snow heer, but mosly jus gets teh rayne.
Aill chek in wif teh ICHC ober teh holydaze frum hoam, so ai’ll seize yew hoo R heer!
i bees heer two, dey rellytibs is cumin to MAI hows dis yeer! Don’t ahb bery many, but stil i has to cleen howse! wif 7 kittehs an 2 goggies, HATE HATE HATW to cleen howse! But has to be done. I eben defrawstid my liddle reefrigirater freezer! I wil laike it win iz doen doh. Jus hate to do it.
Merry New Year and Happy Christmus to ebrywun!
i has dis feery bowt howskleenin-if u dus it moar ofin, din itsnot so hard, or taeks as long. but I has not bin abel to proob dis feeery. I duzngt klean ofern enub.
H*** ifn it wernt fur teh parties ai useded to frow, ai nebber wooda gotz mi plase cleen!!!
allus sumfin moar interstin to do….
Deer SJ – Ai wud liek to joyne the otters in wishing yoo verree happee holidaze wif awl the elebentee billion relatives. Yoo doo indeed hav menee real – tho sorta unseen frenz heer.
Ai too will be nawt so mutch heer until after Christmas – tho I hoep to pop in now and again. TOOOO much to do – an also menee relatives to see.
Wishing yoo also a Meowie Chrismuss, an a Happy Mew Year!
Oh – an veree speshul wishes to awt hoo celebrayte this Winter Solstice Day.
has a grate hollerdaze seesun urself Janet…….dose ob us hoo r stikin round will hole teh fort fur teh rest ob youse guyz……
we (spesualli me ) will misseses awl of u……..so hurri bak !
Ai’m nawt reelee going away, liek Sj – just got way too mutch to do to be heer as mutch as ai liek. An ai am wishing teh same fur yoo, deer Salleh.
Merry merry merry meowsi Christeemuss, SJ! and to all cheezpeeps all over teh world!
happee krismuss SJ.
No way…luv the pretty purpul flowers.. is the peepuls that calls me poizin
Nebbermind…ur gf wishes she wuz a hottie like me…nyah nyah
Iz nawt ez bein poyzun…
Dis bebeh kitteh srsly wotching sumpting. Hims concen…consentra…lukkin vairy closlee at it.
Sunz hims kaches it, hims hapee gain!
tink u iz rite. bebe kitteh seez bug. iz trin to figur out if it iz sumtin to nomnom. bebe kitteh will pownce an eats teh bug, den b happie gain.
The Emo years…everything is not THAT bad, but u don know it tils later wen u
REALLY experience bad stuff….be pashunt kitteh:
You want wear black a lot? As u gits older lotsa peeps u know die
You wanna wear metal..don werry, wen u gits older plenny opportunities, ie dental implants, joint replacements, etc..
You like ruff crowd? Employment world awaits…no escape fer menny hours of the day
See? Ok i fall off muh box now…try not to hang yerself k…it does gits better
Perty floware… i eats yous nowz
perpill haze awl in mai brane
latelee thingz dont seem teh same
Pittypay, ai gibd yu burgers fur teh Jimi ref, but teh chezes eeted dem. Mebbe dey cum bak ladur.
thx Elviy
i’m awl shook up
(mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah)
“scuse me, while I snorgle this kitty!
Oh, poor emo kitteh has dysphoria ‘n’ anhedonia. Don’t worry, u can has prozac!
sumtyms a nip uv teh alcofrolic sumtin helps wif teh anhedonia. Mayk myn egg nog! (Gud werd. Not heer it much.)
(Hay, mai rose campion din’t blum tihs summer. Duz yoo no Y?)
did ju gib it teh rosy fud, an prune it ina wintah, an wadderit enuff???
did it hab ani paradsites…..oar viruseses….
how ole is it?? rosey busheses do hab a life ’spectuncie, lawts ob teh tea roses don’t lastes furebber…..
Rose Campion iz biennial. Duzn’t blum furst year, blumz sekun year ‘n dies. Maybe u haz only furst year plants. For blum every year, needs to stagger growth cycle. Has both furst and secon year plants. Or, maybe too wet. Rose Campion likes it hot ‘n’ dry, lotsa sun.
my anhedonia en dysthymia en Seasonal Affective Disorder, let me show u it.
if yU gits dis Dpresst in sommer, whut is yer winnter lyke? O_0
I sez da red doar an I wanz it painted black
do not want colors anymore I wanz dem to turn black
I sez da girls wakin bah drezzid in zeir summer clothes
I haz to turn my head until mah darkness goaz
I sez a line of cars and theyre all painted black
Wiz flowarz an mah lovz buth nevah tu comez back
“i tryed to maek teh sexie myspayce picshur, but noboddy lyked it. dey sed i wuz poyzin.
“
Tip tooo fru teh toolips wif meeeeeee.
Doan worry kitteh, teh funny mushrooms ar jus aroun teh korner
Aww kitteh just needz da hugz and smoochiez, with soft belly rubz..make it all bettah.
Warnin: sad kitteh very, very Cyoot. May cause hed ’sploziuns. Plz apply hugs and smoos to turn kitteh into Happy Cat.
Kant keep ayes opening. Ai am hopes Glenda maeks it sno sooon.
She ar a botanist kitteh,clozely observing a purple flowerz, she not emo, she just taking a field trip, and is bery sereeus
Sum wun rownd heer needs ta bee teh sreus, rite?
Harisi !!!
Har.. whowha?
harisi…….u noes,…..when um ……nawt gud at teh daffnishun but teh peepul spelin wood be heresy…….
ai ment….hoo serus ? us? perishes teh thot !!!! (iz aginst mi relijun)
Doh. Ai gets it nao.
(Ai wuz pernownsing it “har EE see” in mai brane sos ssowned lyke Airabik an ai cudn figger it owt.)
Mai stoopy hoomin reglar spellin brane!
Por sad kitteh!!! Kitteh wud B even sadder if Kitteh were outdoorz heer wheer der is 6 inchz ob SNO!!!! Por kitteh wud get lozt in sno, ‘cept kitteh iz Oranj so Mommee cud f1nd & rescue & bring insid3 to sit by fir3place wid sum warm m1lk and plentee of snorglez…
Liddill Kitteh nawt
deepresst. Juss wishez dayr wuz
summwun 2 playz wiff
Prittee cullurz andz
bryte sunnlyte canz beez 2 much.
Reelee shoodz beez shayrd
Liddill Kitteh seez
flyeengz bugz wiff prittee weengz.
Awllwayz phunn 2 chayse!
Cool ayrz awn Kitteh’s
fur as prittee wing bugz dance
inchez beeyawnd reech
Jack.
Lubs yor medytayshuns, Jak.
botanee kitteh is being botanical. Studees hard, wunts to be famous horticuv….hortucul….hort…hort…ugh hawticulturist (sawry about teh horking)
caption shood say Botanee Kitteh Lurfs Naytoor!
Little Prince Kitteh thot hiz flower wuz yunike in all teh world.
poor kitteh. i wants to hug heem an make heem smyle.
Ais got rowzes, an wiskers, so wai ai still feel so bad?
Ail weyt fer teh reindrops, mebbe dey halps.
Toby Flenderson cat.
Aww po kitteh jus got spwaied bi skuhnk??
Awww. Po kitteh jus got spwayed bi ta skuhnc
aha! uzually deh kittehs R 2 smart 2 b spwayed by deh skuhnc, unlike goggies who want 2 chase deh ‘blak & whiet kitteh’.
I tink a skuhnc – ebben a mamma skuhnc wudnt spway such a sad kitteh….
skuhnc r Nawt bad, jus’ NOT want 2 B messed wid… U no mess wid skuhnc, skuhnc no spway….
Tiz be nature…..
So wat else iz deer
don werry depressd kitteh i hayt naycher 2 is ok
I think this is the “please, think of the kittens” cat on the “every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten” poster, lol.
hahaha, emo cat
lol that is by far one of the most miserable looking kittehs i’ve ever seen
Emo kitteh writes poetry of how dismal pretty flowers are