“Call da movin compuny” I ses.
“Noooo, cheaper dis way”, u ses.
kittehs are sooo cheap… nay, fruuugal
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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sneeky kitteh serches evryware for teh krismiss prezents!
Him seez dey iz in mommie’s kloset, butt he kant kwite fit unner teh door!
happee nawt sekund! in yore honor wut wood you lyke for cellarbrashun?
mebbee sumfin frum Wizurd o’ Oz,
(ref to Nick further doon)
iz parshul to ‘if i onlee had uh brane”
Flattened kitteh is not amoosed.
dat’s a flat kat on da mat, pat.
drat! doncha haet that!!
fawlin furnichur = kitteh splat
oy, my sciatica !!!
Hmmm…dat r nawt a bad name fur a pet…
Flat kitteh R not in no cent
Dis are hebbier den ai fort.
Cud somwun spot me pleez?
Pleez?!?
I spawts u! U iz riet der!
See? I hepps.
Uuuuuuugn.
Stops… laffin… an… halps… meeee…
I is not laffing, I is … I is …
Alrite, I is laffing.
loooks lyke yU aR all reddy spotted: I Cee won on yore leg, an anodder on yore noggin.
Do u no teh piano’s awn mai feetz?
Ju hum it, an ai’ll sing alawng!!
Donut clap awn yur oen, Ladee; sumwun wil throe yu a feesh!
Mai Musikhall Tradishuns; let me sho yu tehm!
iz it a tune-a? I culd rlly uze sum help wif the tune-ing!
Dont yoo know: Yoo can toon a piany, but yoo cant toon a fish.
To all mai ICHC frens: Hav a Happee Whuteber-Yoo-Celebrait-Tihs-Tyme-Ov-Yeer. I will be takin a few daze off frum teh postings.
Me too, me too. I wil be owt of offix fur 10 dayz or so after 2-day. If yoo dont heer frum me, don wurree - Ay’ll be bak!
I may slip in wunz to check e-maylz an wadder de plantz. Udderwise, I will see awl my cheez-frenz in de new yeer.
{{Hugz to awl.}} An thankz for all the laffs. Findin ICHC wuz wun ob de hi-lites uv my yeer. Der iz peepuls owt der liek me! (Whutta releef.) I is fynallee hoem!
happee haul-idays. hee!
And a Hapeee Hapeee 2008 full uv cheez and cheezburgerz (or tofu burgerz) and LOLs and… um… cheez!
fank yoo Maus, to yoo too. n to awl my wunnerful cheez frenz…hab a safe, happee n helthee holaday.
((((cheez frenz)))
10q, Maus! Wut a nicez wishes! May you hab de same swellness!!
Yu shud see teh floof bunnees unner heer!
I scooted unner hear 2 ketch teh woolly mausies, butt I founded out taht there juz dusty bunnies. Pleh!
an a sok
bud teh goggie chood dis sok up an soe it’z kovered wiff dried muttslobber. Pleh tymes too.
an tu pennies an a peece uv chooed gum
n awl teh paperballs n toys i lostded ober teh yeers
“Eww, slimeee….AHHH! MOVING!”
dem toyses no losted…i wuz storing dem fur toy-rilated merj…amir…in case we runned owt.
and teh remains of teh kittehs that came befoer
Wun Crismus I hyded all pezentz under kidz bedz. Dey neber fergib me fur bein sew coniving. Neber fownd dem tho!
FTW!!!
ZOMGZ@@!!1
Taht poer kittehh. i iz loeng tiem ICHCerz, 1st tiem poestr i tihnkz
i iz pro n00b tho, i no no hw 2 spel
n e 1 wnat 2 halp mi saev teh kitteh?
Well HAI juddypoos! Glad yur finallee jumpin in! Menee ov us were lawng tiem lurkers, too. Lurkin iz fun, but commenting iz mutch moar fun. Teh spelling will com - just taeks sum praktise.
Ai wud luv to halp yoo sav teh kitteh, but ai feer it iz beyond ar powerz. Kitteh iz stuk in the pikchure an we ar stuk awt heer. But donut werree too mutch - kitteh will bee fyne so bai an bai.
Welcome Juddypoos! Dis my favorite response 2 dat askin stuff: Sorry, I gotz da bad bak. I’ll jus sitz hear an encurage uz guys who do da lftin. Encuragin iz bery important job! Iz eben grutz 4 joos if u liek.
I will halp Lucy wif da gruntin. Nao hoos gonna lift???
nawt me.
aize doin teh nawty nize list foar Death. himz alweys gits it mixded up.
Yoo meen Hogfather?
naw, heze gawt teh flu dis yere. aksed Death to help wif teh pre-hogswatch stuff, an to taek kare uv teh kittehs’ hogswatches. doan wurry, the hogfather will be doin teh akshual deliberies.
HO. HO. ER… HO. HOW WAS THAT?
nawty nize list foar Death! Thatsa grate buk name!
i will halp u saev kitteh o on the cownt of 3
1….2…..33333333
hubby kitteh noes: wiimenz dun lissenz to riisenz!
‘N nao Kitteh be reel flat cat in da bodiez, n in da spiritz to
Nopes! In mai howse, I wud be teh wun callin teh moovers, an hubz wud be teh wun tryna do it all himzownself. Menz is teh stubbborns
Absolutel!
oh doctorcat, i fink you speek muches truff der !!!!
yeah, butz in teh wolrd of cat, ebberitings wise and wurza!
He doesn’t seem toooo upset about it…
he mint too doo that!
Prolly cors of teh shoolays danglin jus owtside teh fraym.
Ah can reech! Ah can maek it!
Ha, Ha, Ha: So I am up writing reviews for Amazon, and I just finished righting about sume sardines I boughted from them, so I rlly lol’ed to sea this kitteh swished like a fish! (iz a troo storee)
Amazon R doin fud nao?! Ai can ordah mai Krissmuss terkee form tehm?!
Nawt unless yoo lyk terkee in a tin.
Kitteh iz still wading fore teh turlet payper. Runnin owt of payshence.
Jerry agrees
I sea Londen, I cee Franz..
I see hyoomun’s underpantz!
No wayt, sheez not wayrin enne!
Ooh, nawtee nawtee hyoomun gurl!
datz cuz hers sistr wrappd up AWLL hers underpantz to go unner the tree. Eberybuddy noes dat is nawt Kitsmas wifowt sumbunny gettin underwares.
an mai liddl sistr did taht wun yere- she wrappd up awl teh unnerpantz she kood find an stukkt them unner teh tree. lawndry wuz a mess until affer Kitsmas…
KWICK!!! Caul teh 911, eye iz smasht!
Hay, haow come nobuddy cawls 911 wen I gits smashed? I dranked a bunch uv rum last nite, an no wun tried to save meh…