“Call da movin compuny” I ses.
“Noooo, cheaper dis way”, u ses.
kittehs are sooo cheap… nay, fruuugal
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sneeky kitteh serches evryware for teh krismiss prezents!
Him seez dey iz in mommie’s kloset, butt he kant kwite fit unner teh door!
happee nawt sekund! in yore honor wut wood you lyke for cellarbrashun?
mebbee sumfin frum Wizurd o’ Oz,
(ref to Nick further doon)
iz parshul to ‘if i onlee had uh brane”
Flattened kitteh is not amoosed.
dat’s a flat kat on da mat, pat.
drat! doncha haet that!!
fawlin furnichur = kitteh splat
oy, my sciatica !!!
Hmmm…dat r nawt a bad name fur a pet…
Flat kitteh R not in no cent
Dis are hebbier den ai fort.
Cud somwun spot me pleez?
Pleez?!?
I spawts u! U iz riet der!
See? I hepps.
Uuuuuuugn.
Stops… laffin… an… halps… meeee…
I is not laffing, I is … I is …
Alrite, I is laffing.
loooks lyke yU aR all reddy spotted: I Cee won on yore leg, an anodder on yore noggin.
Do u no teh piano’s awn mai feetz?
Ju hum it, an ai’ll sing alawng!!
Donut clap awn yur oen, Ladee; sumwun wil throe yu a feesh!
Mai Musikhall Tradishuns; let me sho yu tehm!
iz it a tune-a? I culd rlly uze sum help wif the tune-ing!
Dont yoo know: Yoo can toon a piany, but yoo cant toon a fish.
To all mai ICHC frens: Hav a Happee Whuteber-Yoo-Celebrait-Tihs-Tyme-Ov-Yeer. I will be takin a few daze off frum teh postings.
Me too, me too. I wil be owt of offix fur 10 dayz or so after 2-day. If yoo dont heer frum me, don wurree – Ay’ll be bak!
I may slip in wunz to check e-maylz an wadder de plantz. Udderwise, I will see awl my cheez-frenz in de new yeer.
{{Hugz to awl.}} An thankz for all the laffs. Findin ICHC wuz wun ob de hi-lites uv my yeer. Der iz peepuls owt der liek me! (Whutta releef.) I is fynallee hoem!
happee haul-idays. hee!
And a Hapeee Hapeee 2008 full uv cheez and cheezburgerz (or tofu burgerz) and LOLs and… um… cheez!
fank yoo Maus, to yoo too. n to awl my wunnerful cheez frenz…hab a safe, happee n helthee holaday.
((((cheez frenz)))
10q, Maus! Wut a nicez wishes! May you hab de same swellness!!
Yu shud see teh floof bunnees unner heer!
I scooted unner hear 2 ketch teh woolly mausies, butt I founded out taht there juz dusty bunnies. Pleh!
an a sok
bud teh goggie chood dis sok up an soe it’z kovered wiff dried muttslobber. Pleh tymes too.
an tu pennies an a peece uv chooed gum
n awl teh paperballs n toys i lostded ober teh yeers
“Eww, slimeee….AHHH! MOVING!”
dem toyses no losted…i wuz storing dem fur toy-rilated merj…amir…in case we runned owt.
and teh remains of teh kittehs that came befoer
Wun Crismus I hyded all pezentz under kidz bedz. Dey neber fergib me fur bein sew coniving. Neber fownd dem tho!
FTW!!!
ZOMGZ@@!!1
Taht poer kittehh. i iz loeng tiem ICHCerz, 1st tiem poestr i tihnkz
i iz pro n00b tho, i no no hw 2 spel
n e 1 wnat 2 halp mi saev teh kitteh?
Well HAI juddypoos! Glad yur finallee jumpin in! Menee ov us were lawng tiem lurkers, too. Lurkin iz fun, but commenting iz mutch moar fun. Teh spelling will com – just taeks sum praktise.
Ai wud luv to halp yoo sav teh kitteh, but ai feer it iz beyond ar powerz. Kitteh iz stuk in the pikchure an we ar stuk awt heer. But donut werree too mutch – kitteh will bee fyne so bai an bai.
Welcome Juddypoos! Dis my favorite response 2 dat askin stuff: Sorry, I gotz da bad bak. I’ll jus sitz hear an encurage uz guys who do da lftin. Encuragin iz bery important job! Iz eben grutz 4 joos if u liek.
I will halp Lucy wif da gruntin. Nao hoos gonna lift???
nawt me.
aize doin teh nawty nize list foar Death. himz alweys gits it mixded up.
Yoo meen Hogfather?
naw, heze gawt teh flu dis yere. aksed Death to help wif teh pre-hogswatch stuff, an to taek kare uv teh kittehs’ hogswatches. doan wurry, the hogfather will be doin teh akshual deliberies.
HO. HO. ER… HO. HOW WAS THAT?
nawty nize list foar Death! Thatsa grate buk name!
i will halp u saev kitteh o on the cownt of 3
1….2…..33333333
hubby kitteh noes: wiimenz dun lissenz to riisenz!
‘N nao Kitteh be reel flat cat in da bodiez, n in da spiritz to
Nopes! In mai howse, I wud be teh wun callin teh moovers, an hubz wud be teh wun tryna do it all himzownself. Menz is teh stubbborns
Absolutel!
oh doctorcat, i fink you speek muches truff der !!!!
yeah, butz in teh wolrd of cat, ebberitings wise and wurza!
He doesn’t seem toooo upset about it…
he mint too doo that!
Prolly cors of teh shoolays danglin jus owtside teh fraym.
Ah can reech! Ah can maek it!
Ha, Ha, Ha: So I am up writing reviews for Amazon, and I just finished righting about sume sardines I boughted from them, so I rlly lol’ed to sea this kitteh swished like a fish! (iz a troo storee)
Amazon R doin fud nao?! Ai can ordah mai Krissmuss terkee form tehm?!
Nawt unless yoo lyk terkee in a tin.
Kitteh iz still wading fore teh turlet payper. Runnin owt of payshence.
Jerry agrees
I sea Londen, I cee Franz..
I see hyoomun’s underpantz!
No wayt, sheez not wayrin enne!
Ooh, nawtee nawtee hyoomun gurl!
datz cuz hers sistr wrappd up AWLL hers underpantz to go unner the tree. Eberybuddy noes dat is nawt Kitsmas wifowt sumbunny gettin underwares.
an mai liddl sistr did taht wun yere- she wrappd up awl teh unnerpantz she kood find an stukkt them unner teh tree. lawndry wuz a mess until affer Kitsmas…
KWICK!!! Caul teh 911, eye iz smasht!
Hay, haow come nobuddy cawls 911 wen I gits smashed? I dranked a bunch uv rum last nite, an no wun tried to save meh…
You win several interwebs. And a cookie!
Hai I found monies down here…letz buy pizzas
cheezburger pizza…..mmmmm
Girl wid doggee…
Stole mai shooz
lol it tuk me a sec, but dat’s very clevur. i lykes.
Cawl me dum, butt I doan gits it.
Me neever.
*wooosh* rite ober mai hed
Dogee name was Toto…
Dos dat halp?
doh!
Oooooooh, waht a whirled!
Ups, rong witsch.
hey, am i still breathing?! LOL
uhh, well, use still tawking, so U must B breeding
daz not funny
I’z…..awright!……next……piano…..plz.
Indiana Jones kitteh fails to retrieve hat…
Iz not hevvy, iz just arkwurd. Liff wif ur legs, kitteh!
Not hevvy? well, he sure aint muh brother….
Momma teld me ther’d be dayz lyk this. *sigh*
Momma said, momma said
(over and over and over and over…..)
eerwurm!
she awlso sed tzht lyfe B like a bocks of choklits…hurry up hewmons an ete teh chokolite so I kin have teh bocks!
Playin “Catch da Furnichur” not as much fun as I thot
or at least don play with Hanz and Franz…i don feel pumped up jes rite now
“Throw da Furnichur” is mutch moar fun!
Lass summer when puttin de aer condishner in de bedrum windoe, my boyfren an I dropped dat sukker rite owt de window! (Sekund flor window. OOPS!) Lukked at eech uvver wit wide eyz an moufs wide oppen! Liek a payr uv owls. HOO! HOO!
It fell in S-L-O-W moshun. We grabbd fur it in S-L-O-W moshun. *CRASH!*
Lilak bush broked its fawl. (Same lilak bush where Slim de stray kitteh aet de Yard Byrds – itz a berry aktiv zoen. )
Pikked it up, kleend it up, pluggd it in, held owr breff – WURKED LIEK A CHARM!!!
We now kals dis “de annyool applyanz toss.” Wil try fur biggr applyanzes frum taller hytes eech yeer. Nekst yeer we’re gunna throe my hyooge stainless steehl fridj frum de roof. Goin’ fur de rekkurd nekst tiem.
*SHH* Don’t nobuddy tell de lolcatburglar bowt dat! She will tri to halp, an we will hev to reskyoo her frum evver-hyer places!
OMG, wut a grate, funeeheehee image! slo-mo A/C tumble FTW!
kwik! call….umm…..call…….WUTS TEH NUMBR FER 911??
MacGyver kitteh needs a roll of duck tape, foil gum rapper and a 9 volt battery.
don forget tube socks to escape from the window on wire
*kitteh iz gittin a leverman multi-tool 4 chriss maus–will be muchly helpingful–*as scene on TV*
Letz moob dis hevvee ting, I sez.
I got de udder end, yoo sez.
OK, less go, I sez.
I gotz it, yoo sez.
*CLONK!!!!*
Cawl de emerjensea room, I sez.
Wutz dat yoo sez? I kant heer yoo froo de laffin!
“Kobe I’m open… (oof) No, not open.”
Oof! I can has hernia?
ummm, yU is lookin innda rong plaze—no herniaz unner dare–just dust, old kernalz of poppykorn, and small monies…
Eye feelz ur payn kitteh. I R mooven all bai mahselph dis weekynd. Iz cheep -n- sabz da monies fur cheezburgers. But et b berry berry hardz werk. Eye finks choo and moiz earn doze cheezburgers!
Heer, I heps u. I carree in teh dish drainer and dat lamp shade, k?
Ur welkum!
o hai lourdesmont…mai frenz wil halp u moov. dey werkz fr pizza en beer, but no beer til AFTER teh moovin iz dun. dey r verree good frenz dat way, en not eeven collij kidz, dey r reel grownupz wif collij kidz uv dere own, so dey unnerstanz wen u sez “b kayrful wif dat, it wuz mai grammaz” dat meenz not to drop it or put ur muddee feetz onnit. u want dere fone numbr?
o hai teeni, I sink dats lubbly ub yoo 2 offur yer fwendz 2 halp lourdesmont wif teh moobing. Nao wheeze has 2 hoep yoo boaff lib in sam towen!
Wraslin match tween kitteh and furnachure.
Furnachure winz wit a pin.
Furnachure 6 pointz – kitteh 0
Kitteh gots teh five poynts, but dey not helpin much in dis sichooayshun.
Eff u getz pinned, u looz n-e-pointz u getz een de match. Six pointz tu da winner fur da team.
so poynteeys endz teh gayme?
Pinning endz da match.
U not lowed tu haz pointee endz. Dere iz enuff blood een wrasling, dat wii don need da pointee enz!
But I fink dat ifn joo git enuf poynt (ees), teh game endz… neber mynd.
Uff-Dah
Hoy-vay.
(followed by major compression of spine and cracking sound)
Kat hubby lookz in teh fonebook fur teh number for EMERGENCY!
the cat look’s like he’s playing under the couch or try’ing to find something.
That’s whut hee wantz yU to fink…
Noo, hee’z not stuck *)—he mint 2 due dat
Pic is from stuff on my cat. dis kitteh gets into all kinds of trubble
heh, heh…looks lyke he gits hymnself UNDER awl kinds ob trubble, 2!
Blargh! Aym ded!
I fink naugt—yoos only MOSELY DED!
The limbo champion of 2000 still got game…altho realizes things have changed since she was a wild lil bitty kitty
lyke hiz cheezy-burgery stufft tummy!
I is disapoitud. I looked an looked fur teh dummy pursun too say, Pleeze not too bee skwishin kittehs wiff heveh furnichurs! Butt dere is none too make fun ub. Care Trolls, u r slacking! If u doan doo ur job soon sumwun mite get ideeyas an doo somethin trajic!! Now get peppin!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONUT SKWISH TEH KITTEHS! IT R BADS FURR TEHM!!! hows taht?
“How can you post such an irresponsible picture?!? Now thousands of people will think it’s okay to let their cats move their furniture for them!!! Please don’t say that people aren’t that stupid, but they are!!! All of them!!! Please people, when you are moving, don’t hire cats to do the heavy lifting, it’s cruel!!! You should only use cats for moving small items like card tables and yoga mats!!!!!!”
I R a beagle perfessionel!
(O..sry… dat belong onna goggie list!)
Tink uv teh lolfurnitures!
* laffs so harrd spits cawfee awn keebord *
I has ben waitin fur sumwun to say “Dis is teh krool! Why sumwun takin pikchoor of skwooshed kitteh instedd uv helpin hims? PLEEZ DO NOT DO DIS!!!”
(guffaw chuckle snort)
izzit pawsible? Duz teh Caretrolls be sellibratin teh haulidayse, and dat b y dey not be teh trollin?
“Under the Sofa” a novel, by Seymour Butz
i fote seymour righted “Unner teh Bleechurs”?
It wuz so popular hee wroted a seekwell.
Halp.. the furniture are eating meh…
sofa sez, “ummm…yU hassa flahvor…mush bedder tahn popkorn, penz, pensils, an pennies taht I usely git……..nom nom nom nom…..
I knew I shoulda skipped teh cheezburger…
I were rong. Dis not wai to Narnia. Halp, plz.
I simply love it!
- oh hunnee, u alryt?
- wel, i gots slyt tikel in teh bak of mai throt, an a TRUNK ON MEH!!!!!!
now deer, yU shuldn’t B puddin trunks on yerself whin yU iz gitting a kold.
*shakes hed to herself*
wearz dr. tinycat wen he neded?
Moars lyke Ceiling Cat neaded heer.
Ceiling Cat sendz tinycat an odder kitteh helperz owt to do Hiz wurk.
Funniest lol piktur in a long tyme. Kittehs terrible movers, no thumbs, getz distracted by boxes, and take too many napzzzzzzz.
(heh, heh, heh..)
Butt dey iz soooo KEEEYOOOOT!!!
Tonight on FOX!! “WHEN FURNITURE ATTACKS!!…” With your host, Hover Cat
“Hover covers teh noose…”
Smashed Kat wnats Hover to Uncover
Poor kitteh. We r mooving too. Hates mooving. Neber can findz littur box in new hows. U gots to lift wif neez, not bax!
I was just walking bye
Monstur under bed grabed me and
is eatsing me!
halpp!
oh no. kitty got smushed
Getz payd in chezburgrs. 2 fer evry owr
This b a test.
if this had been a regler commint, u wud hav LOLd.