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He did Waaaaat?!
So Ambercat….is it tew obveeus to ask if we can do pole dans for yer nawt sekkund?
sowns gud to me! Lets do it in frunt ob tihs beeg pikchur windoe, faycing a bizzee rode….
Hope you got guardrails in front of yer house…you know, to stop the cars from plowing thru, the guys leaping over…oh wait just the careening cars
Stand Aside! Hairball coming through!
Dis mai best doggi impresshun
*yank*
*yank*
OW!
Dat not gud idea. Me no lik polz no moar.
Plees to put mai warter in a SORSER! Not bole!! Ai is drownin heer!
OMG! 2Girls1Cup!
PLEH… DO NOT WANT.
Ai dunno whut it wuz, but it wuz pleh!
Ah trihpul goggie darez joo!!!
Stuck?
STUCK?
STUCK!!!!
Christmas Story FTW!
iz funneh dat kitteh would give in to “tripul dog dare.” U would think dat kitteh would say, stoopid goggie, i’z not gonna do dat.
pier prezurz iz serious business!
Albert Einstein kitteh sez:
“Mah senz of teh abzerd, let me show u it”
peaniss gows ware?!
“Kitns is maed HAOW?!?!?!!”
ha! wud be teh noo line ov skank fashun aksessurreez – “PenisGoesWear”
notty notty notty
But rly qwite hilarius!
It’s difficult for me as a german to read the text.
But it’s a great site!!!!!
Kittehs tellz a towsand wurds.
I’m a born english speaker and it’s STILL hard for me to read some of this text.
Aw, don’t feel bad. It takes a special kind of brilliance.
/snickurs an runs
die katchens sprechin’ auch sleckles doitsch.
Mah partner be German, I be Dutch, she keps aksing meh to trawnslaite lolspeek. Mebbeh cuz ai translaotr? Mebbeh I shud charg … *goes to awsk chark lolyer in otha thred*
Soylent Green is people?!?!?!
Eat yer otemeel!
“Kwaekur Otes, itz teh riet fing to do”
Air: it has a flavor
Bill sez “Ack…”
“Acccckkkkkkk… pbbbbth…. acccccccckkkkk…”
I usta has a T shirt wif himz awn it.
Deathtöngue, FTW
omg him eatted santa paws!!
“Hubba HUBBA, chek owt teh gazongas on dat bayb! She must has, liek, 23!!!”
“on this week’s ep ov ‘Look What the Cat Slagged In’, nature reviews the Spears family. Seems they get 10 yeccchs”
Air. It has a flavor.
In Los Angelezz.
New auto-matikk stamp likkur from Ronco…just in times for Catmas! Feechurs big gold eyes, swav black fuur, and always wetty pink tung. Reddy for holidae gift givving.
no kitteh tung skraches yer bak, is nachurs loofa
also good at sanding
I can has one for Christmas plz????
pkg seyz “as shown on TV”, so it mush B rlly gut–BYE IT!!!
frootycayk agayun! Bleahhh!!
kitteh haz such pritty i’s. stuck on frozen pole iz bad, but at leest he kant shoot hiz i out frum dare!
Dollink, yew wudden bleeve whut ai saw her waring todai!
The “After” look of “Busted” cat – too much pancake snatch and grab and gulp will do this to ya, kitteh…..
well thith thuckth.
THUFFERIN THUCOTASH!!!!
mommeh mai tung is borkded.
JAMIE LYNN IS PWEGGURZ?
Ur sooprized kitteh?
Beeg Blakk Bawtull Tayl
Kitteh in mai Yard 2day
waz luukeeng 4 fud
Nawt skeerd ubz mai kar
oarz ubz meh. Satz neer teh poarch.
Profowndlee payshunt
Kitteh seemd 2 say:
“U muss beez t3h Fud Gie Iz
hurdz abowtz… Feed Meh!”
Jack.
Ai hopz yu did feed hims. Poar homliss kittehs r rly hungree dis tyme ob yeer.
Hai, Elvis:
Ob coarse, I fedz t3h
Bawtull Tayl Kitteh. Kittehz
knoez 2 “Eetz atz Jack’z!”
I putz fud undurr
t3h poarch so Kittehz canz dynez
wiffowtz getteeng wetz
Mayne Coon andz strypee
Tabbee watch but woan’t Nom ’til
I goes bakk Insyde
Owtdoor Kittehz naymd
“Bawtull” andz “Thumpurr”. Myte needz
2 naym noo Kitteh
Jack.
should hav been WHAZZZZZZZZUP!!!!!!!!!!
Teh flavur testor…achur serviss!
Poor Flik Kitteh tuk tripl goggie dayr frum Shwartz Kitteh
I no eets the brokley!
OMG–plz to put pantz bak on.
(kthxbye)
marcel marceau’s cat
Whaaaat wuz in dat fuud? R u trying to poysun me?
dis kiitteh
remindz meh uv Loliver Platt
Narf, goggie alredee beatz you to it on IHasAHotDog…
Learn from puppie’s mistakes, kitteh! Learn!!!!
omg!!! my burger made it up!!! SOOOOO HAPPPYYY!
Comgratshulashuns!!!
Such an onor, ais berry happie for yoo!
Dis kitteh be so pretteh!
invisible lollipop
Dis kitteh iz so pretteh!
…..I iz surpreyezes nobuddy sed dis wun…
Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap…
Axshilly, dey did…
it should say albert einstein kitteh
ICK! Is tufoburgrz. Reel cheezburgr, plz.