My client haz informed me
U r in pozession of his bucket.
kittehs won’t go down wifout a fights.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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hmmm, Ai see yu has ternd a lidl payl…
danse danse danse for Ambercat in tiny engerlund!!!!
I IZ INNOZENT I TELLS YA! INNOZENT ‘TILL PROOVEN GILTEE!!!
Innozent till eeten, mor liekly.
Wii can haz a partay wif sue-she?
Ai wus tinkin moer awn teh lyns ob tradishunal Inglish fishanchips
nom nom fishanchips!
or shark fin soup?
nomy!! sharkfin dumplings!!
Is too late too joyn teh dants?
NEBUR! is nebur tew late!
heer n da land ov da kitteh der is awlwais dansin
no mattur da hour
eben if u has to git eburi wun started wiff a nyce martini : )
Ah votes fur a nyce watur danse (sans trapeezeie thingy)
okeh,
evriwun channel ur most flooid thawts
*sway sway, reach owt, bend forward*
*tippie tippie tippie toe*
*sway, reach, bend*
* nomNOMnom*
(HAHAH THAT WUZ DA SUPRIZE ENDIN :o))
Tucker iz bak and has moar songs! Evin foar commints! Neber too late is dis shong
Tucker - so nice to hav yoo bak!!
Yes, yes I onlee has a lidl payl, not a BEEEG bucket, srsly…
Ambercat - yoo haz rizen to noo hites (az well teh tawp spawt). “a lidl payl” !!!!! LOLZ, LOLZ, LOLZ!! Sheer, unadulturated jeenius!! But hao to celebrate this tirumf?
A water ballay?? Teh last tiem we tried taht, we had to haz “Teh Grate Reskew.” Ene sugeschuns???
oh Janet!! I thought da saem ting but didna has tyme tew talk rite den
meant say : ) insteed ov yellow smudge
Ah hole nu goal tu aspiral tu: dooble ahntundra lolspeak!
teh punns, teh palindromes, u has a tallent furr teh werds. Is u a nawther? Mebee u shud b.
Oh!!! *heddesk* An awthur! Ai hav been trying to figyoor awt fur hourz wut a “nawther” mite bee! Sillee mee. Yes, Ambercat (liek menee lukki peepl heer) haz the gift ov seeing behind an around the werds.
reeditfastanditmaekstehsense.
Yes, taht is indded teh sekret. Ai shudda dun it at wunz!
sew come forff wit da merchandise
Q: Wut duz u cawl 50,000 atternees at teh bottum of the oshun?
A: A gud start.
(Apologeez to enny cheez-atternees out dere…
Cheezturnee takes naw offensus and gibbs fife burgher rating!
Whut iz da differenze tween a lawyor an a bukket uff pond scum?
Da bukket
teh diffrenz tween a hoover n a harley… locayshun ob teh dirtbag. sry lolyers, sry harleyers.
Hai, BonzoGal:
Q: Wut duz U callz 1,000,000 atturneez bureed upz 2 dayr nekkz in concreet?
A: Nawt enuff concreet!
Jack.
lawd has merci!! LOL da wurd client an da lawyer jokes juss gonna b obliga… ahbilat… sumfin dat is rekwierd an expected! : )
alrighty then!
A Cuban, a Russian, and an American tourist and his lawyer are on a train ride.
Each of them want to show how large their resources are: the Cuban takes a drag of his Havana Primo then chucks it out the window, saying: No problem, I can get this anytime…dime a dozen. The Russian follows, takes a swig of premium Stoly and chucks that out of the window with the same nonchalant comment. The American, thinking quickly, chucks the lawyer out the window….
ummm….so sue me if u don like it
i made a joke but wp is hmmming and hawing (or plain et it)…suppose to attach here if it appears out of the ozone.
Wats da difwents between a lolfocks gittin hit bai a car and an atturnee gittin hit bai a car?
Wit da lolfocks yu sees skid marks. (from tires not in pants)
No lwyyer jokes plz. Dey will not help u.
tey wil soo yoo
It’z a shark!
Quick, get in the submarine!
lol!
FINALLY. I was waiting for this to get to the front page…
Quite possibly the best buckit lol yet.
-Tolan
i agreeze wiff joo!
it got sent to me with 2 happily posing, blissfully unaware divers…photoshopped and even a fake story with it
U haz no client, u jus ate heem fur deener!
lolrus not kidding around anymore. Gotz a lolyer.
GIFFFF the buckitt back nowwwwwww!
can i mek u an offa? eye give u mai leg and i keep bukkit and u tell client taht the bukkit drowned.
maek it an arm an a leg an mebbee we has a deel
no sorry cannot do - den i can’t play bass no moar and life no worth living
better warn lolrus: even if he gets the bucket, he’ll get “hosed” too…
Compashun…let me showz you nun.
WIN!!!1!!! just speweded mah tee!!!
oh, baybee, let me sho u a few uv my finer points…….
gots moar poynty ens dan de kittehs!
Ai was yoosin teh buckit fore splorts…afore Ai gotz mai CHRG (wdoi).
U not cawsin head splorts…jus splorts in mai shorts.
heer is deh buckit…scuse me kthxbai
[waddels to bafroom to cleen up]
plz scuze my igno… igna.. nut knowing stuff… whut iz CHRG (wdoi) stand four?
Chikin Hed Rubbur Glub (wif drawing on it)
Hepps 2 prebent…oar at leest contane…teh hed splorts frum 2 much kyoot.
Oar in dis kase…..
…..eh…I woant sez it.
cheez an tofu is gona haf to put de defnit…derineit…da wut is de CHRG on da frunt page. i fink sumwun aks ebry dey!
well, ya gotta admit, it’s naut bery intooitive; in fakt it duzn’t make mush cents at awl, rlly.
Ur on ICHCB and oose spekt cents?
Annimalphiles Annie. Go to teh playce below. It iz where the use ov the CHRG(wdoi) began. Iz also wun ov the cyootest pikchures ever.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments
[bass strings...2 nodes...mush feers]
baaadum….baaadum….badum badum badum badum!
NOM NOM NOM!
We can haz biggur bote?
ummmmmmmmm Bruce, member yore motto?:
shore yoo doo: “fish are our friends not fud.”
uh, whadya means, i are not a fis…
(muffled sounds emanating from inside Bruce)
we kittehs hear be trying to lern espnayol, and dis movee (Busacando a Nemo) has much funnee wen the creechurz takl in espanish.
wunder wen dey’ll dub it intwo cheezspeek?
candy gram…. plumber….
Land shark! SNL FTW!!1!!
I iz jess lolfin, maam.
Jehoffas Witnz….
oh, ur tat clevr shark, ai noes it! Nao, rly, candygram…..