My client haz informed me
U r in pozession of his bucket.
kittehs won’t go down wifout a fights.
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hmmm, Ai see yu has ternd a lidl payl…
danse danse danse for Ambercat in tiny engerlund!!!!
I IZ INNOZENT I TELLS YA! INNOZENT ‘TILL PROOVEN GILTEE!!!
Innozent till eeten, mor liekly.
Wii can haz a partay wif sue-she?
Ai wus tinkin moer awn teh lyns ob tradishunal Inglish fishanchips
nom nom fishanchips!
or shark fin soup?
nomy!! sharkfin dumplings!!
Is too late too joyn teh dants?
NEBUR! is nebur tew late!
heer n da land ov da kitteh der is awlwais dansin
no mattur da hour
eben if u has to git eburi wun started wiff a nyce martini : )
Ah votes fur a nyce watur danse (sans trapeezeie thingy)
okeh,
evriwun channel ur most flooid thawts
*sway sway, reach owt, bend forward*
*tippie tippie tippie toe*
*sway, reach, bend*
* nomNOMnom*
(HAHAH THAT WUZ DA SUPRIZE ENDIN
))
Tucker iz bak and has moar songs! Evin foar commints! Neber too late is dis shong
Tucker – so nice to hav yoo bak!!
Yes, yes I onlee has a lidl payl, not a BEEEG bucket, srsly…
Ambercat – yoo haz rizen to noo hites (az well teh tawp spawt). “a lidl payl” !!!!! LOLZ, LOLZ, LOLZ!! Sheer, unadulturated jeenius!! But hao to celebrate this tirumf?
A water ballay?? Teh last tiem we tried taht, we had to haz “Teh Grate Reskew.” Ene sugeschuns???
oh Janet!! I thought da saem ting but didna has tyme tew talk rite den
meant say : ) insteed ov yellow smudge
Ah hole nu goal tu aspiral tu: dooble ahntundra lolspeak!
teh punns, teh palindromes, u has a tallent furr teh werds. Is u a nawther? Mebee u shud b.
Oh!!! *heddesk* An awthur! Ai hav been trying to figyoor awt fur hourz wut a “nawther” mite bee! Sillee mee. Yes, Ambercat (liek menee lukki peepl heer) haz the gift ov seeing behind an around the werds.
reeditfastanditmaekstehsense.
Yes, taht is indded teh sekret. Ai shudda dun it at wunz!
sew come forff wit da merchandise
Q: Wut duz u cawl 50,000 atternees at teh bottum of the oshun?
A: A gud start.
(Apologeez to enny cheez-atternees out dere…)
Cheezturnee takes naw offensus and gibbs fife burgher rating!
Whut iz da differenze tween a lawyor an a bukket uff pond scum?
Da bukket
teh diffrenz tween a hoover n a harley… locayshun ob teh dirtbag. sry lolyers, sry harleyers.
Hai, BonzoGal:
Q: Wut duz U callz 1,000,000 atturneez bureed upz 2 dayr nekkz in concreet?
A: Nawt enuff concreet!
Jack.
lawd has merci!! LOL da wurd client an da lawyer jokes juss gonna b obliga… ahbilat… sumfin dat is rekwierd an expected! : )
alrighty then!
A Cuban, a Russian, and an American tourist and his lawyer are on a train ride.
Each of them want to show how large their resources are: the Cuban takes a drag of his Havana Primo then chucks it out the window, saying: No problem, I can get this anytime…dime a dozen. The Russian follows, takes a swig of premium Stoly and chucks that out of the window with the same nonchalant comment. The American, thinking quickly, chucks the lawyer out the window….
ummm….so sue me if u don like it
i made a joke but wp is hmmming and hawing (or plain et it)…suppose to attach here if it appears out of the ozone.
Wats da difwents between a lolfocks gittin hit bai a car and an atturnee gittin hit bai a car?
Wit da lolfocks yu sees skid marks. (from tires not in pants)
No lwyyer jokes plz. Dey will not help u.
tey wil soo yoo
It’z a shark!
Quick, get in the submarine!
lol!
FINALLY. I was waiting for this to get to the front page…
Quite possibly the best buckit lol yet.
-Tolan
i agreeze wiff joo!
it got sent to me with 2 happily posing, blissfully unaware divers…photoshopped and even a fake story with it
U haz no client, u jus ate heem fur deener!
Sharkternee: “Um…I haz no idea what you be talkin’ aboot…dose r not whiskers in mah teef…dey is, er, leftover twine…Ai eets a knitter erliar…not lolrus…yoo kan pin nufing on meh…” *shifty*
lolrus not kidding around anymore. Gotz a lolyer.
GIFFFF the buckitt back nowwwwwww!
can i mek u an offa? eye give u mai leg and i keep bukkit and u tell client taht the bukkit drowned.
maek it an arm an a leg an mebbee we has a deel
no sorry cannot do – den i can’t play bass no moar and life no worth living
better warn lolrus: even if he gets the bucket, he’ll get “hosed” too…
Compashun…let me showz you nun.
WIN!!!1!!! just speweded mah tee!!!
oh, baybee, let me sho u a few uv my finer points…….
gots moar poynty ens dan de kittehs!
Ai was yoosin teh buckit fore splorts…afore Ai gotz mai CHRG (wdoi).
U not cawsin head splorts…jus splorts in mai shorts.
heer is deh buckit…scuse me kthxbai
[waddels to bafroom to cleen up]
plz scuze my igno… igna.. nut knowing stuff… whut iz CHRG (wdoi) stand four?
Chikin Hed Rubbur Glub (wif drawing on it)
Hepps 2 prebent…oar at leest contane…teh hed splorts frum 2 much kyoot.
Oar in dis kase…..
…..eh…I woant sez it.
cheez an tofu is gona haf to put de defnit…derineit…da wut is de CHRG on da frunt page. i fink sumwun aks ebry dey!
well, ya gotta admit, it’s naut bery intooitive; in fakt it duzn’t make mush cents at awl, rlly.
Ur on ICHCB and oose spekt cents?
Annimalphiles Annie. Go to teh playce below. It iz where the use ov the CHRG(wdoi) began. Iz also wun ov the cyootest pikchures ever.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments
[bass strings...2 nodes...mush feers]
baaadum….baaadum….badum badum badum badum!
NOM NOM NOM!
We can haz biggur bote?
ummmmmmmmm Bruce, member yore motto?:
shore yoo doo: “fish are our friends not fud.”
uh, whadya means, i are not a fis…
(muffled sounds emanating from inside Bruce)
we kittehs hear be trying to lern espnayol, and dis movee (Busacando a Nemo) has much funnee wen the creechurz takl in espanish.
wunder wen dey’ll dub it intwo cheezspeek?
candy gram…. plumber….
Land shark! SNL FTW!!1!!
I iz jess lolfin, maam.
Jehoffas Witnz….
oh, ur tat clevr shark, ai noes it! Nao, rly, candygram…..
kitteh’s laywer not very bright, say briefcase, mean bucket, here reviesd statment
Ur client is mistaken
“I regret to inform you that someone has been trying to illegally access your MasterCard account. As a result it has been locked from all access indefinitely. To restore access please provide your name, card number and date of expiration… Thank you”
Phishing Scam
LOLZ!
So hand over teh bukket or sleep wif teh fishes!
I wouldn’t refooze him teh bukkit. He’ll NOM your head!
“How would I know what the frequency is?”
Kenneth
Yes, a Dan Rather ref + a Kenny the shark ref
teh answer is 42.
De answer is always 42. Da problum is: what is da questshun?
I has pointy enz too.
Da most bestest ting about bein a lolshark (I mean antturney) is dat when I cumz around, da peeps get in da cage and I getz da water. Hah!
Hoomans go in da cage? Cage go in da water, hooman’s go in da water. Shark’s in da water. Lolshark.
“Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies…”
LOL. See also de moobie Master of Disguise for wun ob de phunniest parrodees ub de Jawz guy.
“42 kids go into de wadder. Ice creem man getz de rest.”
“I know the way to Nineveh… Need a lift?”
“I have a special compartment, designed just for you.”
“No….really…..”
Steerage Passage
Lolruz amz so smrt!
Hyrez Shark 2 return wut wuz
taykun awn porpuss
Shark habz no finness,
butz allwayz getz reesultz froo
intimmidayshun
Hoo sez “No!” 2 a
Shark?!!1! Cap’n Kwint didz an luuk
wutz happunned 2 him
Jack.
NO, shark, NO !!!
dint wurk
“…but I just took his bucket for the Halibut.”
Dere us sumfing fishy about ur comment. I cod go on, but I fink u get de point.
Don’t flounder ’round say what you mean.
Rodney, yer so finny…makes me gigul!
Jes trolling for suckers
That’s cuz ur jess shellfish.
De trout, de whole trout, an nuthin but the trout. So help me Cod.
Ders a time anna plaice for dat sort of commint
dis iz no time to clam-up!
Totally unrelated to the pic, but heartwarming story for ICHC community….a four month old blind kitten was taken in a carjacking in DC yesterday, then found today and reunited with his foster mom. See http://www.nbc4.com for video of the sweet little guy…the good news is the whole DC area has heard of him and likely he will have a forever home this week. (No sign of the car, belongs to a volunteer taking him to the vet!)
DAMN!!!
It’s A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Nk wipin tears from my eyes……
So…. the swiper had a lil bit of consience.
he?she cared about the baybee.
So why ya gotta live like that?
Awwww, how sweet is dat! a happee endink!
But wut happen to teh goggie? The storee sez dere wuz a goggie too.
butz goggey wuz wiff teh bolluntear soh nawt in teh kar yett.
lolrus is not kidding around anymore — has hired a lolyer.
AI no gots it innymoar, AI sware. AI givz it 2 teh doll-fin.
Why don’t sharks attack lolyers?
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY!!!!
lol somehow this makes me think of photobucket. xD
dis grate wite. funie kapshun, but teh animul is nawt so funie. big sark. big means shark. de movie is rite. “i think uz gonna needz a bigger bote”.
dunno who took piksure, prolly frum australia. ever tim i sees piksure like dis tinks of nuffer lin frum dat movie.
“you get in the cage. cage goes in the water. shark in the water. our shark. farewell and ado, to you fair spanish ladies…”
Also, Hooman goz into cayj, cayj goes into salsa, Charks in the salsa, r chark
Whut do u cal a dyvr n a shark cayj, lukin 4 sharks?
Box lunch
Poopie. U beat me 2 it.
Pozeshun iz nien tents ob teh law. Whar iz yor skool, enieway?
Lolshark eated teh skule. awl uv dem.
My Kitteh likz bucket. If you wantz bucket then come up on the beach and take it from her, Punk Fish!!!!
Fur CeilingCats sake Harold gib him bak teh bukkit!!!! He’s lukin at teh kids liek dinners! We can gets us a nuther bukkit!
I NO HAS BUCKITT PROMIZ!
mommee, mommee lookit. Meester Shark luks so frendleee.
Kan hims cum homes wif mee.
Hims smiling and so happee to —
NOM!
LOL
Lolrus sends lawers guns n moneez
r u hiding in honduraz?
Warren Zevon FTW
JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR I DON’T HAVE IT DON’T LET THE SHARK EAT MEEEEEEEEEE.
Possession bee nine tenths, big dummee shark.
Plbbbbbbbb
nom. i possess u.
see? shark is not dummee.
Oh, crud.
hehe a shark shark?
LAND SHARK! NOM NOM NOM.
Haz lolrus inquired about chark’s fees? May hab unpless… unplezz… BAD surprize.
Usual fee is 30% uv recobbery. Chark cannot take 30% uv bukkit; may take fee outuv YOU.
LAWYUR UP!
Kitteh’s lawyer disagrees. Bukit belong to kitteh
Ur client is mistaken
If Jawz wantz bukkit…Jawz git bukkit…
I fink da teef win.
Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’ honey?
Can’t you feel ‘em swimmin’ around?
You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
and you’re the only bait in town.
purrfect!
cannot beleef nowun haz made loan shark comment yet…
This picture really scares me. It’s not funny. Just scary.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously.
I is sawry – Iffn even I *hadz* a bukkit – witch aym not sayin ay did, mind yooz –
De bukkit wuz STOLLN frum me bai big gai wit a whyte beerd wayrin a red soot.
Den he wuz trajikally nommed by a kitteh. (See udder pikshoor.)
Kitteh whoo nommed Santa is nao in poses- pose- he NOW HAZ de BUKKIT!
Ai sez, takes bukkit AND chark to courts of apeels…. bore chark to deth wif endless, droning oral argoomnt! Ebben judge goes to sleepy wif bukkit argooment! Den, AI TAKES BUKITT AN RUNZ!!!!! MUWHAHAHAAA!!!!
U spelled bukkit wrong :O
lolz loan shark heer tu collekt ur debt