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U r in pozession of his bucket.

kittehs won’t go down wifout a fights.

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  1. Ambercat says:

    hmmm, Ai see yu has ternd a lidl payl…

  2. princess mu says:

    sew come forff wit da merchandise

  3. BonzoGal says:

    Q: Wut duz u cawl 50,000 atternees at teh bottum of the oshun?
    A: A gud start.

    (Apologeez to enny cheez-atternees out dere…)

    • Missy says:

      Cheezturnee takes naw offensus and gibbs fife burgher rating!

    • Tribble says:

      Whut iz da differenze tween a lawyor an a bukket uff pond scum?
      Da bukket

    • Jack Deth says:

      Hai, BonzoGal:

      Q: Wut duz U callz 1,000,000 atturneez bureed upz 2 dayr nekkz in concreet?

      A: Nawt enuff concreet! :-)

      Jack.

      • princess mu says:

        lawd has merci!! LOL da wurd client an da lawyer jokes juss gonna b obliga… ahbilat… sumfin dat is rekwierd an expected! : )

        • leaf says:

          alrighty then!

          A Cuban, a Russian, and an American tourist and his lawyer are on a train ride.
          Each of them want to show how large their resources are: the Cuban takes a drag of his Havana Primo then chucks it out the window, saying: No problem, I can get this anytime…dime a dozen. The Russian follows, takes a swig of premium Stoly and chucks that out of the window with the same nonchalant comment. The American, thinking quickly, chucks the lawyer out the window….

          ummm….so sue me if u don like it :)

        • leaf says:

          i made a joke but wp is hmmming and hawing (or plain et it)…suppose to attach here if it appears out of the ozone.

    • Tucker says:

      Wats da difwents between a lolfocks gittin hit bai a car and an atturnee gittin hit bai a car?

      Wit da lolfocks yu sees skid marks. (from tires not in pants)

  4. Theresa says:

    No lwyyer jokes plz. Dey will not help u.

  5. Tribble says:

    It’z a shark!
    Quick, get in the submarine!

  6. Tolan says:

    FINALLY. I was waiting for this to get to the front page…

    Quite possibly the best buckit lol yet.

    -Tolan

  7. Tribble says:

    U haz no client, u jus ate heem fur deener!

    • DragonRider says:

      Sharkternee: “Um…I haz no idea what you be talkin’ aboot…dose r not whiskers in mah teef…dey is, er, leftover twine…Ai eets a knitter erliar…not lolrus…yoo kan pin nufing on meh…” *shifty*

  8. JungleJane says:

    lolrus not kidding around anymore. Gotz a lolyer.

    GIFFFF the buckitt back nowwwwwww!

  9. NathanaelB says:

    can i mek u an offa? eye give u mai leg and i keep bukkit and u tell client taht the bukkit drowned.

  10. Missy says:

    Compashun…let me showz you nun.

  11. karen says:

    oh, baybee, let me sho u a few uv my finer points…….

  12. two_kitteh-limit says:

    Ai was yoosin teh buckit fore splorts…afore Ai gotz mai CHRG (wdoi).

    U not cawsin head splorts…jus splorts in mai shorts.

    heer is deh buckit…scuse me kthxbai

    [waddels to bafroom to cleen up]

  13. two_kitteh-limit says:

    [bass strings...2 nodes...mush feers]

    baaadum….baaadum….badum badum badum badum!

    NOM NOM NOM!

  14. mary O'Spockn says:

    ummmmmmmmm Bruce, member yore motto?:

    shore yoo doo: “fish are our friends not fud.”

    uh, whadya means, i are not a fis…
    (muffled sounds emanating from inside Bruce)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      we kittehs hear be trying to lern espnayol, and dis movee (Busacando a Nemo) has much funnee wen the creechurz takl in espanish.
      wunder wen dey’ll dub it intwo cheezspeek?

  15. rodney dill says:

    candy gram…. plumber….

  16. daveman says:

    kitteh’s laywer not very bright, say briefcase, mean bucket, here reviesd statment

    Ur client is mistaken

  17. rodney dill says:

    “I regret to inform you that someone has been trying to illegally access your MasterCard account. As a result it has been locked from all access indefinitely. To restore access please provide your name, card number and date of expiration… Thank you”

  18. doctorcat says:

    So hand over teh bukket or sleep wif teh fishes!

  19. Overcast says:

    I wouldn’t refooze him teh bukkit. He’ll NOM your head!

  20. rodney dill says:

    “How would I know what the frequency is?”

  21. K T Cat says:

    I has pointy enz too.

  22. Lucy says:

    Da most bestest ting about bein a lolshark (I mean antturney) is dat when I cumz around, da peeps get in da cage and I getz da water. Hah!

    • HewwoKitteh112 says:

      Hoomans go in da cage? Cage go in da water, hooman’s go in da water. Shark’s in da water. Lolshark.

      “Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies…”

      • gremlin says:

        LOL. See also de moobie Master of Disguise for wun ob de phunniest parrodees ub de Jawz guy.

        “42 kids go into de wadder. Ice creem man getz de rest.”

  23. rodney dill says:

    “I know the way to Nineveh… Need a lift?”

  24. Jack Deth says:

    Lolruz amz so smrt!
    Hyrez Shark 2 return wut wuz
    taykun awn porpuss

    Shark habz no finness,
    butz allwayz getz reesultz froo
    intimmidayshun

    Hoo sez “No!” 2 a
    Shark?!!1! Cap’n Kwint didz an luuk
    wutz happunned 2 him :-)

    Jack.

  25. rodney dill says:

    “…but I just took his bucket for the Halibut.”

  26. Missy says:

    Totally unrelated to the pic, but heartwarming story for ICHC community….a four month old blind kitten was taken in a carjacking in DC yesterday, then found today and reunited with his foster mom. See http://www.nbc4.com for video of the sweet little guy…the good news is the whole DC area has heard of him and likely he will have a forever home this week. (No sign of the car, belongs to a volunteer taking him to the vet!)

  27. JungleJane says:

    lolrus is not kidding around anymore — has hired a lolyer.

  28. thornius says:

    AI no gots it innymoar, AI sware. AI givz it 2 teh doll-fin.

  29. Melissa says:

    Why don’t sharks attack lolyers?

    PROFESSIONAL COURTESY!!!!

  30. Jabir says:

    lol somehow this makes me think of photobucket. xD

  31. Wilf_Brim says:

    dis grate wite. funie kapshun, but teh animul is nawt so funie. big sark. big means shark. de movie is rite. “i think uz gonna needz a bigger bote”.

    dunno who took piksure, prolly frum australia. ever tim i sees piksure like dis tinks of nuffer lin frum dat movie.
    “you get in the cage. cage goes in the water. shark in the water. our shark. farewell and ado, to you fair spanish ladies…”

  32. maxiwaxikens says:

    Pozeshun iz nien tents ob teh law. Whar iz yor skool, enieway?

  33. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    My Kitteh likz bucket. If you wantz bucket then come up on the beach and take it from her, Punk Fish!!!!

  34. kittehlurve says:

    Fur CeilingCats sake Harold gib him bak teh bukkit!!!! He’s lukin at teh kids liek dinners! We can gets us a nuther bukkit!

  35. LeCastor says:

    I NO HAS BUCKITT PROMIZ!

  36. miss foots says:

    mommee, mommee lookit. Meester Shark luks so frendleee.
    Kan hims cum homes wif mee.
    Hims smiling and so happee to —

  37. Mikey! says:

    Lolrus sends lawers guns n moneez

  38. Aeva says:

    JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR I DON’T HAVE IT DON’T LET THE SHARK EAT MEEEEEEEEEE.

  39. Kathleen says:

    Possession bee nine tenths, big dummee shark.

    Plbbbbbbbb

  40. TheWomanMonster says:

    hehe a shark shark?

    LAND SHARK! NOM NOM NOM.

  41. TheMadLibrarian says:

    Haz lolrus inquired about chark’s fees? May hab unpless… unplezz… BAD surprize.

    Usual fee is 30% uv recobbery. Chark cannot take 30% uv bukkit; may take fee outuv YOU.

  42. Croupier says:

    LAWYUR UP!

  43. daveman says:

    Kitteh’s lawyer disagrees. Bukit belong to kitteh

    Ur client is mistaken

  44. Kitteh Pink says:

    If Jawz wantz bukkit…Jawz git bukkit…

    I fink da teef win.

  45. HewwoKitteh112 says:

    Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’ honey?
    Can’t you feel ‘em swimmin’ around?
    You got fins to the left, fins to the right,
    and you’re the only bait in town.

  46. nikita says:

    cannot beleef nowun haz made loan shark comment yet…

  47. Bibby the Robot says:

    This picture really scares me. It’s not funny. Just scary.

  48. Amy says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously.

  49. gremlin says:

    I is sawry – Iffn even I *hadz* a bukkit – witch aym not sayin ay did, mind yooz –

    De bukkit wuz STOLLN frum me bai big gai wit a whyte beerd wayrin a red soot.

    Den he wuz trajikally nommed by a kitteh. (See udder pikshoor.)

    Kitteh whoo nommed Santa is nao in poses- pose- he NOW HAZ de BUKKIT!

  50. turtlol says:

    Ai sez, takes bukkit AND chark to courts of apeels…. bore chark to deth wif endless, droning oral argoomnt! Ebben judge goes to sleepy wif bukkit argooment! Den, AI TAKES BUKITT AN RUNZ!!!!! MUWHAHAHAAA!!!!

  51. teamturtle says:

    U spelled bukkit wrong :O

  52. whereothersock says:

    lolz loan shark heer tu collekt ur debt


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