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My client haz informed me

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U r in pozession of his bucket.

kittehs won’t go down wifout a fights.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Ambercat

hmmm, Ai see yu has ternd a lidl payl…

princess mu

danse danse danse for Ambercat in tiny engerlund!!!!

CRAZYCATLADY

I IZ INNOZENT I TELLS YA! INNOZENT ‘TILL PROOVEN GILTEE!!!

starling

Innozent till eeten, mor liekly.

 
 
 
Tribble

Wii can haz a partay wif sue-she?

Ambercat

Ai wus tinkin moer awn teh lyns ob tradishunal Inglish fishanchips

doctorcat

nom nom fishanchips!
or shark fin soup?

 
princess mu

NEBUR! is nebur tew late!

heer n da land ov da kitteh der is awlwais dansin
no mattur da hour
eben if u has to git eburi wun started wiff a nyce martini : )

Ah votes fur a nyce watur danse (sans trapeezeie thingy)

okeh,

evriwun channel ur most flooid thawts

*sway sway, reach owt, bend forward*
*tippie tippie tippie toe*
*sway, reach, bend*

* nomNOMnom*

(HAHAH THAT WUZ DA SUPRIZE ENDIN :o))

 
Tucker

Tucker iz bak and has moar songs! Evin foar commints! Neber too late is dis shong

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Tucker - so nice to hav yoo bak!!

 
 
 
 
 
Cari

Yes, yes I onlee has a lidl payl, not a BEEEG bucket, srsly…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ambercat - yoo haz rizen to noo hites (az well teh tawp spawt). “a lidl payl” !!!!! LOLZ, LOLZ, LOLZ!! Sheer, unadulturated jeenius!! But hao to celebrate this tirumf?

A water ballay?? Teh last tiem we tried taht, we had to haz “Teh Grate Reskew.” Ene sugeschuns???

princess mu

oh Janet!! I thought da saem ting but didna has tyme tew talk rite den :)

princess mu

meant say : ) insteed ov yellow smudge

 
 
dd

Ah hole nu goal tu aspiral tu: dooble ahntundra lolspeak!

 
kittehlurve

teh punns, teh palindromes, u has a tallent furr teh werds. Is u a nawther? Mebee u shud b.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh!!! *heddesk* An awthur! Ai hav been trying to figyoor awt fur hourz wut a “nawther” mite bee! Sillee mee. Yes, Ambercat (liek menee lukki peepl heer) haz the gift ov seeing behind an around the werds.

kittehlurve

reeditfastanditmaekstehsense.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, taht is indded teh sekret. Ai shudda dun it at wunz!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BonzoGal

Q: Wut duz u cawl 50,000 atternees at teh bottum of the oshun?
A: A gud start.

(Apologeez to enny cheez-atternees out dere… ;)

Missy

Cheezturnee takes naw offensus and gibbs fife burgher rating!

 
Tribble

Whut iz da differenze tween a lawyor an a bukket uff pond scum?
Da bukket

kittehlurve

teh diffrenz tween a hoover n a harley… locayshun ob teh dirtbag. sry lolyers, sry harleyers.

 
 
Jack Deth

Hai, BonzoGal:

Q: Wut duz U callz 1,000,000 atturneez bureed upz 2 dayr nekkz in concreet?

A: Nawt enuff concreet! :-)

Jack.

princess mu

lawd has merci!! LOL da wurd client an da lawyer jokes juss gonna b obliga… ahbilat… sumfin dat is rekwierd an expected! : )

leaf

alrighty then!

A Cuban, a Russian, and an American tourist and his lawyer are on a train ride.
Each of them want to show how large their resources are: the Cuban takes a drag of his Havana Primo then chucks it out the window, saying: No problem, I can get this anytime…dime a dozen. The Russian follows, takes a swig of premium Stoly and chucks that out of the window with the same nonchalant comment. The American, thinking quickly, chucks the lawyer out the window….

ummm….so sue me if u don like it :)

 
leaf

i made a joke but wp is hmmming and hawing (or plain et it)…suppose to attach here if it appears out of the ozone.

 
 
 
Tucker

Wats da difwents between a lolfocks gittin hit bai a car and an atturnee gittin hit bai a car?

Wit da lolfocks yu sees skid marks. (from tires not in pants)

 
 
Theresa

No lwyyer jokes plz. Dey will not help u.

 
 
 
Tolan

FINALLY. I was waiting for this to get to the front page…

Quite possibly the best buckit lol yet.

-Tolan

 
leaf

it got sent to me with 2 happily posing, blissfully unaware divers…photoshopped and even a fake story with it

 
 
Tribble

U haz no client, u jus ate heem fur deener!

 
JungleJane

lolrus not kidding around anymore. Gotz a lolyer.

GIFFFF the buckitt back nowwwwwww!

 
NathanaelB

can i mek u an offa? eye give u mai leg and i keep bukkit and u tell client taht the bukkit drowned.

Ambercat

maek it an arm an a leg an mebbee we has a deel

NathanaelB

no sorry cannot do - den i can’t play bass no moar and life no worth living :-)

leaf

better warn lolrus: even if he gets the bucket, he’ll get “hosed” too…

 
 
 
 
Missy

Compashun…let me showz you nun.

orangekittehservant

WIN!!!1!!! just speweded mah tee!!!

 
 
karen

oh, baybee, let me sho u a few uv my finer points…….

3rin

gots moar poynty ens dan de kittehs!

 
 
two_kitteh-limit

Ai was yoosin teh buckit fore splorts…afore Ai gotz mai CHRG (wdoi).

U not cawsin head splorts…jus splorts in mai shorts.

heer is deh buckit…scuse me kthxbai

[waddels to bafroom to cleen up]

Animalphiles Annie

plz scuze my igno… igna.. nut knowing stuff… whut iz CHRG (wdoi) stand four?

Darrkwolff

Chikin Hed Rubbur Glub (wif drawing on it)

Hepps 2 prebent…oar at leest contane…teh hed splorts frum 2 much kyoot.

Oar in dis kase…..

…..eh…I woant sez it. ;)

3rin

cheez an tofu is gona haf to put de defnit…derineit…da wut is de CHRG on da frunt page. i fink sumwun aks ebry dey!

yippee!!!

well, ya gotta admit, it’s naut bery intooitive; in fakt it duzn’t make mush cents at awl, rlly.

starling

Ur on ICHCB and oose spekt cents?

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Annimalphiles Annie. Go to teh playce below. It iz where the use ov the CHRG(wdoi) began. Iz also wun ov the cyootest pikchures ever.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments

 
 
 
two_kitteh-limit

[bass strings...2 nodes...mush feers]

baaadum….baaadum….badum badum badum badum!

NOM NOM NOM!

 
 
mary O'Spockn

ummmmmmmmm Bruce, member yore motto?:

shore yoo doo: “fish are our friends not fud.”

uh, whadya means, i are not a fis…
(muffled sounds emanating from inside Bruce)

mary O'Spockn

we kittehs hear be trying to lern espnayol, and dis movee (Busacando a Nemo) has much funnee wen the creechurz takl in espanish.
wunder wen dey’ll dub it intwo cheezspeek?

 
 
doctorcat

Land shark! SNL FTW!!1!!

 
Darrkwolff

I iz jess lolfin, maam.

 
turtlol

Jehoffas Witnz….

oh, ur tat clevr shark, ai noes it! Nao, rly, candygram…..