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u had teh plant…
But I eated it!
i wants it back now plskthx. barf it up pls.
Okaes, u wants it on teh rug heer plz, or in ur noo shoos?
Wants it right where hyoomin sets down bare nekkid fut while haff-asleep.
u h4z a green teef in ur mouf
Cannot think of dans wiff plantses for u, but I kin snorgle a tree!
***snorgle snorgle purrrr snorgle***
In honnor of ur nawt seckunds post!
Hao bout teh Waltz ov teh Flowrs frum Teh Nutkrakr?
but teh plant wun
what yoo meen yoo no wants to kiss me? c’mere! I gib yoo kisses. kiss, kiss, kiss. Come bak! pleez. I wants teh kisses. menny kisses. on teh lips. do not run away. whats rong? I kiss yooooooo….
Missletow. Yur doin it rong.
Nah…der nuffin n ur teef. U iz okai. U kin goah 2 partee liek dat.
*giggles*
WIN!!!!1!!!
Begging your pardon sir, haven’t I seen you and your handsome parsley on this site before?
Himz fayshul eckspresshun remyns me uv Fluffybeard, teh infamus pyrat.
ARRGH!
Pop-i goes pirate?
I tink so…When he hadded a weed.
yoore rite:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/01/i-has-a-herb/
teh commints dere also menshuns teh orijinul sorse: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocieposse/180653960/
Parentlee teh kittehs naem is Lotte Leigh, shes kween ov teh howse, an it are fresh nip in der pikshure – splains a lot
I has a herb was much better.
Yay, is remembered! ♥
Is parsley? Looks to me like catnip?
looks liek nip to me too.
naw, lookses lik cilantro. mmmmmm
i fink did is teh tinsel kitteh hoo has turned a
*new leaf*
and terned
vegetarianista
It am no pleh-sley. It amz bery notiss-abibble
I no that plant! Is ‘Jewelweed!’ aka tutch me not, or… or… Aww, cant remember proper naem.
Anihao, itz a nacheral cure foar moskeeto bitez an poisn ivee. An wen yoo touch teh seed pods, they asplodes!
I herd u can eet the seeds wen they turn dark. I tries. They taste liek walnuts.
It groes neer riverz an marshy spotz, an yoo can tell if its joolweed by puting a drop uv water on its leeves, or even submerging them. It repels water, so you’ll only get beeds of moistyer on it, an it’ll look mirrory underwaters. Oh, an the flowers look like brite orange hatz.
I hope i helpz. I KNO i went overboard there, hehe. Wall uv text FTW ^_^
Dat looks like teh catnip to meh………..
DUUUUPE!!! DUUUUUUUUPE!!!!
DUPE??? Where??
Always with the pleh things getting stuck in teeths
Vegitarin Cat!
my bebee kitteh luvs lettuce. he begs fer it wen i makes mahseff a salad fer lunch. tehn i say, “salad, kitty?” n he leeps n meows n i toss teh lettuce in teh air n he jumps n grabs it n plays wif it fer five minnuts n tehn eats it. n tehn he asks fer moar.
hao kyoot, a kitteh hu lubz salad!
hmmm, lessee, iz it better tu hab a lolcat in yr salad awr a salad in yr lolcat? ai no kan desied, so ai taeks wun ub eech!
Gud choice, as long a u has a extry salad
yeah..A green leafy thing…LOL
U sayz: eat more greenz, I eatz more greenz, OKAY?!
Dere maybees a liddle waddercrees in dere.
Yu takes it back an putts it in kitteh sallad, naow plz!
Yeah, thur iz … butt i doan trus yoo wif mai dental flossss.
’sides, it offsets ur eyes
Whai no, ai has nawt seen teh plant ur mudder got ju foar Crissmass, whai does u ask?
Is tihs teh wai to Amaryllis?
Oooooh dats berry gud! Ai lol’d.
*growns and falls off teh chayre*
Hai, Ambercat – u is in Enngerland, yes?
So is ai!
yus, Ai is yur naybor! Cos teenytiny Ingerlan is soooo teenytiny we awl noe eech odder – me, yu, SJ, Sangrail. An Paws4thot is jus up teh rode in Scawtlan!
Yu iz in cotzwoldes iffen ei iz memberin rite? In wich case, ai is rly trly jus up teh Foss Way!
Oh hai, snoo. What snoo wif u?
Wud Sangrail be in Glastonbury, mebbe?
If taht’s so, Snoo is rite nexdor to me and Sangrail is 2 dors doun. SJ is in teh nex street, in Kent if Ai amembers rite. We is awl awn teh bunny’s leg an bum!
We rly hafsta haf teeeeee togevver wun day!
wit teh big hats an teh wite glubs an teh raysed ybrows!
Ai are from Yawkshire, so ai brings mai flatt capp an mai ferrut an mai whipput.
U no maind, rite?
oh u guise r makin me wishes ai waz in teenytiny Ingerland noaw dat Crissymas tyme iz heer……
mi stoopy ex an ai went obber der 6 tymes (an free to Scowtland) an we wood spen a week in Londun…..goin to plaiz an teh street markutz an museeuummz an den we wood rent a car,
an driv in wun direcshun…..sumtymez norff, sumtymez souff…..fur a week, so ai hab been awl obber teh countri…..to teh Cotzwuldz, to York, to teh souffwest, to teh upper eest coost, awl teh wai up to John ‘o Groats……
ai lovveded AWL ob it….
an we waz der wun wintah, an Londun waz snowed in…….tehy weer lik …”snow Snow SNOW !!!” an teh unnergrond waz stopped, no wun waz dribin….an we had snobawl fites ina Strand at midnite……..
sigh…….
Ah yes, salleh, if der is WUN snoflaek in Lundon teh hole citty grindz tu a hawlt. Is MAJUR disasster. An awl de newspapers has teh photos of teh snoflaek an teh traffik kayawss an teh smawl chilren (oar, possbly, teh toorists) playin snobalws an teh hedline is invariubly “TEH BIG FREEZ”. Den a week later tehy is awn about global warmin again an how dis is teh warmest yeer on rekord an teh laik.
NEwai, hello to awl teh otter YewKay cheezpeeps – isn’t it COWLD. Ai is in Surrey, btw, nawt Kent, but no matter as is awl bery clows togedder.
ha …datz wat we foun oawt ,wen we finaaly got a trane to teh areport, wher we renteded aq car an went to Summeryset an Corrrrnwaaaalll (MP pronunsiashun) an Debon an dey waz hardli ani sno der……an dey r awl “Whut?”"”
in Londun tehy maed it sund az if TEH HOLE CUNTRI waz totalli snoboun……
waz a interstin trip, rite ina middle of teh furst gulf wart…….got offn teh plain an teh furst fing we saw leebin teh areport waz teh tankz an guise standin in ‘em wif machin gunz……hoooo
salleh, if u has bin to Yawk, u has bin 45 mins drivin from mi hawse!
And hai, SJ – it shurely is cowld. An grey an mizerabubble, tew. I no mainds da cowld iff we has teh sunshynes wiff it, but heer is all grai an PLEH!
is foggee too, heer. But noe snoe
Me 2. Aye sed to hubbee, iz Desembrrr. Whai we not in Englund? He sez he dunno, he wanna go too!
We luvs it. Hubbee lieks pub grub, bangers an uvver sossajis. I liek it too, a bit! Aye wood eet it ebree nite ef Aye cood mek it tayst da sayms.
Furst tiem Aye goed to Englund, wuz wif reel gud fren. Wuz liek 65 degreez wen we gots der, an so sunnee! In layt feb, we hads awn R tank tawps!
Furst tiem Aye goed wif hubbee and saem fren, we went fur walk in Hide an Seek Park, an got SUNBURNED!!!! LOL! Wuz week befoar Xmas, and we got peenk skins! An we frum LA, but we geeks an stay insied an hide frum da meen brite thing in da sky….
But Englud is much WANT fur us!!!
Wow, you guyz maek me want to go there too!
Wait….I iz already there – in Oxford
Aw, leaf me alone.
awww u feel alone *pat pat*
i see u has deep rooted issues
stemming frum a roughage childhood
*heddesk*
Cilantro. It has a flavor…
A big flavor. Too big. Frum teh luk on kitteh’s fayce, he eider becumin a pyrat kitteh (“Arrrr!”) or he wishin he had gon for teh katnip nao.
Accept No Substitutes!
or Arrr! I’m the captain of this ship…er salad bar
I R TEH CAPTAIN OF TEH CARPET SHIP! WAIT, THIS NOT MINT. WHUR MAH MOJITO?
I dunno what happend 2 ficus…
Y do u ask?
Gimme some floss quick!
weak…
I haz a herb. Got it frum frend Matoya.
Peeps tell me dey alwayz be needin “da green” I bringz u som. Dis not the rite green?
I gotz u som ob da green u be askin for..but I eated it.
dis my bestest chia pet impreshun
marijuana – ur doin it wrong
Win!
pleh, garnish
you’re all well sad lmao
Kitteh haz gotn into teh Katnip, but duzn’t reelyz taht eetin so much will send Kitteh on a T R I P. WOOOOOOO, Kitteh, You can has halusinashun
klorofill. i has it.
Berrie smart kitteh:
Gets auwl teh benefits ov hurbal tee, wifout habbing to put dat peskie kettul on.
mai stem smell reserch, let me show u it.
Ur doin it rawng.
Hee hee heee Tnx
See mom, i dids eet mah vejables!
yai! Kitteh save us from Audrey 2!
oh hai!
dis iz mah teef!
This cat is blasphemy against it’s original caption, “I has a herb.” I has a herb cat might be a top 5 cat all time. He’s like Wilt Chamberlain.
Anyway, I don’t think I can approve of this cat pic.
Aw, thanks!
I wouldn’t say it’s one of my top 5 but I love that it’s remembered! 
The person who made this one might not have seen the “I has a herb” one, it was made quite a while ago. Plus, it’s not like my lolcatting means noone else can use the pic.
Nonetheless, thank you. ♥
Q: What does a health conscious pirate cat eat?
A: Fib-Arrrrrrrr!
Q: Why R pie-rat kittehs so meen?
A: They just ARRRRRRR!!!
“Hey Look I’m Elvis Parsley… thankyouverymuch.”
*LULZ*
No parsley. Celery (without teh stix)
Rabbit fodder. Honestly! That’s what u give tem when they r sick.
Mebbe kitty felt a bit ill.
Long time ago… “Mad Magazine” had an article on Shmelvis Parsley. But agin, this is no parsley. Salary!
no no… kittehs teef luks fyn! gud tu goe on dayt noa… goe git er tiger!
Wtf! Who putted teh greens in mah gushyfood! Waitah!
Is not parsley! Is catnip. I has a plant myslef and dats what it looks lyk. achually, my kitteh has it since i had to bring it in from da coldz. is mostly ded nao. :-/
don jus stan der, pls git meh a toofpick!
Don kis aneebudy kitteh! is veenus flai traap in yoor mowth!
demz kitteh has teh plant from demz cheesburgr :O
OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY.HOWZ DO PEEPLZ MAKE THE MOVIN PICZ LIKE MONARAIL KITTEH