Oh hai, snoo. What snoo wif u?

Wud Sangrail be in Glastonbury, mebbe?

If taht’s so, Snoo is rite nexdor to me and Sangrail is 2 dors doun. SJ is in teh nex street, in Kent if Ai amembers rite. We is awl awn teh bunny’s leg an bum!

We rly hafsta haf teeeeee togevver wun day!

wit teh big hats an teh wite glubs an teh raysed ybrows!

Ai are from Yawkshire, so ai brings mai flatt capp an mai ferrut an mai whipput.

U no maind, rite?

oh u guise r makin me wishes ai waz in teenytiny Ingerland noaw dat Crissymas tyme iz heer……

mi stoopy ex an ai went obber der 6 tymes (an free to Scowtland) an we wood spen a week in Londun…..goin to plaiz an teh street markutz an museeuummz an den we wood rent a car,
an driv in wun direcshun…..sumtymez norff, sumtymez souff…..fur a week, so ai hab been awl obber teh countri…..to teh Cotzwuldz, to York, to teh souffwest, to teh upper eest coost, awl teh wai up to John ‘o Groats……

ai lovveded AWL ob it….

an we waz der wun wintah, an Londun waz snowed in…….tehy weer lik …”snow Snow SNOW !!!” an teh unnergrond waz stopped, no wun waz dribin….an we had snobawl fites ina Strand at midnite……..

sigh…….

Ah yes, salleh, if der is WUN snoflaek in Lundon teh hole citty grindz tu a hawlt. Is MAJUR disasster. An awl de newspapers has teh photos of teh snoflaek an teh traffik kayawss an teh smawl chilren (oar, possbly, teh toorists) playin snobalws an teh hedline is invariubly “TEH BIG FREEZ”. Den a week later tehy is awn about global warmin again an how dis is teh warmest yeer on rekord an teh laik.

NEwai, hello to awl teh otter YewKay cheezpeeps - isn’t it COWLD. Ai is in Surrey, btw, nawt Kent, but no matter as is awl bery clows togedder.

ha …datz wat we foun oawt ,wen we finaaly got a trane to teh areport, wher we renteded aq car an went to Summeryset an Corrrrnwaaaalll (MP pronunsiashun) an Debon an dey waz hardli ani sno der……an dey r awl “Whut?”"”

in Londun tehy maed it sund az if TEH HOLE CUNTRI waz totalli snoboun……

waz a interstin trip, rite ina middle of teh furst gulf wart…….got offn teh plain an teh furst fing we saw leebin teh areport waz teh tankz an guise standin in ‘em wif machin gunz……hoooo

salleh, if u has bin to Yawk, u has bin 45 mins drivin from mi hawse!

And hai, SJ - it shurely is cowld. An grey an mizerabubble, tew. I no mainds da cowld iff we has teh sunshynes wiff it, but heer is all grai an PLEH!

is foggee too, heer. But noe snoe

Me 2. Aye sed to hubbee, iz Desembrrr. Whai we not in Englund? He sez he dunno, he wanna go too!

We luvs it. Hubbee lieks pub grub, bangers an uvver sossajis. I liek it too, a bit! Aye wood eet it ebree nite ef Aye cood mek it tayst da sayms.

Furst tiem Aye goed to Englund, wuz wif reel gud fren. Wuz liek 65 degreez wen we gots der, an so sunnee! In layt feb, we hads awn R tank tawps!

Furst tiem Aye goed wif hubbee and saem fren, we went fur walk in Hide an Seek Park, an got SUNBURNED!!!! LOL! Wuz week befoar Xmas, and we got peenk skins! An we frum LA, but we geeks an stay insied an hide frum da meen brite thing in da sky….

But Englud is much WANT fur us!!!

Wow, you guyz maek me want to go there too!
Wait….I iz already there - in Oxford