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no presents fur joo kitteh!!
but this kitteh thought santa was his present and nommed him.
how about some more dancing and let’s continue the party from previous pics.
let’s rest awile and watch some catmas movies; then continue on with the food and beverages. i’ll bring some of my homemade chicken salad, some really good cole slaw, diet cokes, and spritz cookies.
i can’t think of any good catmas movies; a little help, please from my cheezfrenz with movie titles.
ok, member that movie bout Santy Paws, “Cat on a Hot Tin Ruf”?
wihte Kitmaus- teh stoopy hoomans mis spelleded et.
summry: Wihte kitteh singz adn danzes wif liddle maus to raze munnies fur hooliday selabrashun fur orpaned creetures.
ohai JJ… okeh lesscee… knitemare before catmas…its a wunnerfoll nom…yes kitteh der is a santy paws… does okeh?
Ah will bring da hot cider wiff cinamon stiks an spiced rum (nummy)
an sum nyce butter cookies
oh, and “cats 22.”
woo, catmus party! ill bring sum gingerbread mice.
A Kitmas Katrol; A Kitmas Storee; Meowracle on 34th Street; Hao Teh Goggie Stole Kitmas, an. . .um, It’s a Wunnderful Lief.
I furgetted Howliday Inn. Has a Kitmas seekwens in dere sumwares
what about How teh Goggie stole Catmas? mean old green goggie steals catmas, but gives it back cause of kitties pointy ends.
pointy ends now include mysterious “sixth” pointy end!
here i make the PSA about sixth pointyend for you
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?
tehmysterious128426480143192500.jpg
“Meet me in St Louis, Louis!!!”
Joodee seengs Hab yoorseff a merree lil catsmas to her lil sister (natalee wood!!!) hoo den runs owtsied an kills da snowmens wif a brollee!!
Berree tuching seen, reellee!!!
Donut furget “Mai Three Anjels.” Hmmm . . .there reelee aren’t verree meny. Oh – “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.” Ai think it was just a 1983 TV speshul – and ai hasn’t seen it – but if even close to as gud as the two produkshuns *lukin down a at feet modestlee” taht ai hav directed, tehn wud bee verree enjoyable. “Olive teh Other Reindeer” is also quite charming.
Yais, Olive iz berree keyoots!
Also, me an hubbee seen “8 Crazee Nites” las yeer. Wuz surprized to watch an Adam Stupider movee whut wuz ackshoolee purtee good!
Waytin to fine orijunal Grinchie TV sho, Aye tink Aye alreddee misst Rudolf AND Kris Kringull…. (She things A’b KYOOOOOT!!!)
didn joo kitteh gets iz prezzies las week?
to selebrate Princess Mu nawt bean sekund, how bout a rowsing rendishun off
“Sandy Pawz Ain’t Comin’ to Town Cuz I eated him”
Call Jack Skellington to saves dah dai.. he jus all boneses jus’ keepz da goggies off !
http://www.happylolday.com
Death duz a bettr jawb.
him gives awl teh kittehs kitmus milk an ponees an sords foar awl teh littl kiddlins, awl awn teh big greezy splintry slay drawd bai 8 fat uglie pokey trottrs.
yoor piggee did a wee!
*g*
kitsunerina is teh Hogfather?!
Dunno, but dat wud be grate!
Kitsunerina: iffn froo teh majik of teh innerwebs yoo are teh Hogfather, ai cud reelee do wif a noo car.
Ai promis ail bleev i yoo forebber
weyt! how did ai gets to be teh hogfather?
jus cuz he cums to mai howse ebery yere an we snak awn teh pink suger piggees an giv prezents an ower soxes get filld wif teh odder prezies… an okey- naow yu noes.
but GRANDFATHER did awl that, nawt me.
ai will putz a wurd in hims eer bowt yer noo kar, gober– but aize nawt promisin nething.
Fank yoo berrie mutsh!
An yoo kan tell him ail maek it an ekstra larj brandee dis yeer
ZOMG!!! Aye HOPE Aye HOPE!!! Aye git Hogfadder videeyo fur Xmas!!!!! Luks good!
joo kitteh only celebrates hanooka!
dis kitteh iz mah mommy’s kitteh
we finded her as a baybay and we tooked her in and we luvs her. she turnd fore last week. happi birfday elliot!
U wer onli posed tu eatz da meelk an cukiez!
U beddar poot on dat soot fas an deliber da res uff da prezentz!
heh heh yu sed poot.
Sorree, din no dat wuz a pwoblem. Plz tu bee replazin wit “put”.
“if nething shood happn to me, put awn teh soot. teh raindere noes whut to do.”
O no. Aye herd abowt da lass guy wut did dat!!! Yoo nawt fool me, Santa!
Dat beeg meel fur leetle kitteh.
Oh noe! You CAUGHT me eatin Santy Paws.
ai saw kitteh nomming santy paws
unnerneef teh misseltoe las nite
taht is teh funnees!!!
FTW!!!
FTW!!!
heehee
sigh, i mint to put dis under the nomming santy paws.
changing my nom er name to PEBCAC
sokay, Mary – is in rite plays ne-wai
U shuld haz wayted teal AFER hee poot da prezentz unner da tre!
Heehee – u sayed “poot” AGAYN!!!
Sorree agin. PLZ tu bee replazin wit “put”. Eye needz tu add tu mye lizt uff rulz.
Try this for an explanation:
icanhascheezburger.com/category/frijoles/
That’s “Oh, Noes!”
Or iz it “Oh, Noels”?
That looks just like my cat, Meepers.
Jeepers, Meepers, u eated Santy Paws!
Lukkily, himz twin bruvver, Santy Claws, has a spare slay. U can help round up teh raindeers.
I thot his tummy sposed to be lyke a bole full of jellie. Not tasted vary much lyke jellie.
ps: taysted more lyke blud pudding. pleh!
LUK! Ober da picher, eet sayz dat dere weel be de a vewi speshul dishon uff ICHC on Crizmaz dai! A tweasure fuh u!
Eetz lyke gettin a prezent frum ICHC! Ooh boi, aye canna wayt!
Oooh! Oooh! Ooooh!!!!!! Bery eggsitin!!!! Ai wunner what we’z gonna get!
Ai bery eggsited tew!! Wut cud be bettr than a speshul fing from ICHC?? Ai will be onlyne eben befoar the hoomin kittns ar awaik!!
Teehee; awl teh ICHCers in teenytiny Ingerlan R 10 howers ahed ob ICHC tym! Ai will not oenlee be up Bfore yu, Ai will be as drunkasaskunk lawng Bfore yu, an posting incoheerent ramblings awn teh innerwebs!
ambercat,
yu jus maded mai dey.
but ai wunders, isnt yu AWLWEYS postin teh incooherrant ramblings awn teh innerwebs?
She’s gonna do a Christms speshull – just liek the Burgers! But Ambercat – iz it awnlee ten hours? Ai thot it wuz 12. Ai guess taht mite bee India!
Ai sai agin – Ai is 10 howers ahed – wen yu is awn brekfast, Ai is awn coktayls!
depenns on where u is…teh Callyfornicationians is moar howers awai tahn teh New Yorkies.
Yes – Ambercat is awnlee six hours frum mee heer in lvulee snowed in Meeshigun. Wehn ai iz having mai coffee at 8 AM – it iz 2 PM – whut ar yoo doing at 2, Ambercat?
Ai is awn mai Krissmuss Holly dais nao so at 2pmai am drinkin hazelnutty cawfee an eetin choklit.
oh teh stresses u has!!
hee!
i no have computer at home. will miss all the fun and christmas gathering, oh no.
me two. ai has to go hoem. teh claks jus iznt teh saem as teh innerwebs.
{{{{jjtucker and kitsunerina}}}} I sowwy -maibe yu can maek da New Year’s efe party? Dat wil be big, Im shur
Ai will hav as gud as no pyooter at hoam on Christmas. Mai pyooter iz in teh dining room and must be mooved when we haz lots ov companee. And ar companee iz starting to arrive around 9: fur breakfast and tehy stay until evening.
Ai will hav sumthing to luk forward to!
We’ll miss you… Mebbe Santy Paws will bring u a computer fur kittehmuss? Mebbe we shood have a rilly long partee, and it still be goin when u get back?
Dass teh bestest idear yet, DMarie! Partee cud go on till Valentime’s Day. Den I can has birfday partee teh day after dat, wich cud go on till St. Patrick’s Day, an den. . .teh possibilitees r endless.
O NOES! Dat kitteh eated chrifsmus!
at least kitteh isn’t evil stormtroopers
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/santa-arrested-by-imperial-stormtroopers/imperial-stormtroopers-arrest-santa-emperor-to-take-over-xmas-334460.php
Fank yoo, taht maed my day!
*wipe awei teers ov lafter*
Zanta ees berry berry nootrishus wid all ob that jolliness and jellibelliness. Ai saved U a byte. . . O Nooo I was forgettin en eden ure cher!
If he no exists, how cums i just eatted hims then?
We he no exist no moar, u eated him!
is taht first said bai philisopfur Descartes?
“I eats you, therefore you had existed?”
oh wait i thinks teh philosofur’s name was Descats
Orinj joo gettin Descartes befoar de horse?
*giggle*
Or eben, purrhapz, Descartes befoar de horse dee vors . . .
*nom nom nom*
This klitteh didnt not eat Santy Paws. Dis kitteh just demonstratin the fastest way to gets on da “naughty” list if joo arent not already der!
Eef u een da nawtee barn, wif da nekkid guye, duz dat put u on da nawtee lizt? Eben eef hez jus servin marteeniez an doin de irenin?
Eff wii eber makz a ICHC vershon uff da gamez Clue, cood wii plz haz a nekkid guye an a nawtee barn?
ICHC Monopoli?
We cud DOOO taht!!! Fur teh railrodes, we has Monorail Cat, HoverCat, HeliKat and the Unibersul Cereal Bus! BEEG munnies are danzing befoar mai eyez fur sumbuddee!! Ai wud buy several!!
Maybee after Christmas, when nawt so bizzy and menee ov the otters ar bak, we can werk awn this fur reel!
Ummm – wud – go to the Nawtee Barn be whar “Go to Jail” iz? Nobuddy wud want to get aut – cepting maybee Kevin!
Ai tink teh Nawty Barn wud be moer lyk “Free Parkin”. “Go to Jail” wud be “Terminal error – has to shut daon”
Don furget Bunway Airlines. Cud be utilolity?
Oh noes! Dis wuz sposed to go under Janet’s idea for ICHC Monopololy game. Stoopy wurdpress.
nao is in teh rite place.
I iz goin to bed. too mush cormfusion.
Catmunitee Chest = Trip To Vet (sumtiymz is pleh, sumtymz is w00t)
Jail = Teh Pound (wate 4 teh hummin 2 pay yur bale)
Luxuree Tax = Vax…veccin…SHOTZ
Do nut pass Go, do nut collict 200 cheezbergers
weres teh CCC an teh rainbo brij an teh princess mu medow?
an whut is teh lectricity an teh waterwurks? mebbe is nom noms an littr bocks cleening doody?
Wut, I thot dere’d b ranedeers…
Ebberbody sing!
Ai saw Kitteh Nomming Sanda Claws….
Himz had a flavur – Melk an cukiez.
“Sumbuddy stoal mah Santa Claws soot,
sumbuddy ripped off mah beerd, hat, an boots;
sum littul fatso is awl dresst in red,
he evin had teh gall 2 swipe teh pillo frum mah bed!
Naow wut mah kids gonna tink?
If Santa’s a no-show, o boy tehy’ll rayse a stynk!
But dek teh hawls an wut teh he**,
Ai still gots mah jingul bell,
So sukker yoo kin keep teh soot,
‘Cuz franklee Ai doan’t gib a hoot!”
(Song by The Christmas Jug Band)
redy for dzert of mlk n cookys now.
Oh no – I killed Santa Claus! Well, might as well check his bag and see what he brought….
kitteh sez, next stop eBay…
testing sign in… ignore this post
If Teho were heer, he wud put up iz liddle fayce wif teh beeg reedee aiz an say “reed, reed, reed.”
ware is teh teho? ai misses berry much.
cordin to his blawg, he are in flowrida fer a weel.
*jelus*
lukkee debbil
Try teh Qte!
I fixed it, now. Now I’m blue and I have an avatar, again. At leasts I hopes I do.
You can ignore this post, too, iffen you wants.
I broughted u a santy claws, but I ated it.
I read “Sanity Clause” Better not find taht in teh pre-nup!
i hadz tihs crazee dreem, i was in a land wehre i found miself in frunt of teh biggest cheezburger of all tyme, it waz magnifisent…so round and tall and oh so meaty…mmm….i culd not resist teh urge to devour it in a daze of violent passion…oh gawd…so gud, so gud… But nao i haf woken up and realise it was all a dreem, and…and…
…OMG…taht WASN’T a big CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!!
I maded Santy a cookie, but I eated him.
Um . . . cud yoo plz eet doze blastid singin chipmunkz next?
Nao *dat* wud be a publick servix.
ai still want mai hoola hoop!
oh no u eaten santa PWAS?
ohh santa paws i get it
Sanzta klauseez is pwac-tickally eesterz bunnehs
i thoughted hoomans tasted moar like pork?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…….. bacon………………………
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ……
I wuv teh kittez wit tings in der moufs!! He sees berry berry amoozed he ett Santy!
I normed teh nome.
nawtee kitteh getz coal in sox dis yeer…..
Hahahaha! This is funny because cats can’t spell.
korrect it shuld be
“Oh noes!”
Bad kitteh! spi’ out teh fat elf. He givs yu kolestrolls!
oh noes! kitteh eated teh fat-man!
Wut? Wasen’t i supposed to eat it? I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PRESENT!
what the f*cks would a kiity eat santa for?
Is that cat’s name Annie as a kitten? I think i have her now… she looks exactly like that cat in the picture.