busted…
one in a long line of kittehs who also theft…
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Larceny kitteh is committing larceny.
HA! BUSTED! Larceny kitteh iz headings ta jailz.
My cat does that too… with Dorito bags. She sticks her whole head and front two paws in and drags the entire bag away by scooting backwards.
Oh noez! Must… eat… ebidense…
NOM NOM NOM
LOLZ! ftw! blak kittehs iz alwayz teh awesum.
i esp. enjoy hiz muzzles n look of defeet.
And he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids
Cayrful Kevin, last tym we went doun tihs rode we ended up wit a yung nekked gy doin teh irnin and servin martoonies at teh nawty barn!
I are inosent. Test teh DNA.
Wuz nawt me–wuz da tree-leggd goggie!
Souns gud to me!
w00t! let’s go…let’s go…let’s go daon taht rode enny way!
“On teh rhode agin!”
Hole on a minnett! Eye musta mizzeded sumphing! U had de yung nekked geye, in da nawtee barn, servin marteeniez an hee wuz doin de IRNIN! Whut u tink de callez eet da nawtee barn fur??? Ett fur makin uff de hay!!! Eye tinkz doez CHRG (w/doi) haz bean on yr headz tu tite.
Souns wii playin Clue. Eye haz a guezz: De yung nekked geye, een da nawttee barn, wit da marteeniez.
Taht’s a verzun of CLUE i wanna play!
well, wen yur cloeths awl misteeriusly fawl off, in frunt ob teh yung nekked gy, and land ina heep awn teh flor, an yu get a bit distraktd an ferget to pik tehm up fore a wyl, tehy get awl crumpld. So teh yung nekkid gy irns tehm so nowun will aks kwestyuns…..
dewd! pleeese sen mi da link tew dat party!!! Ah tink ah hadda leaf eerli
I bringz lotza diffrunt catapes to nawty barn to joyn in partee (an my irnin for to giv yung nekked gy sumfin to do).
Pass martooni plz.
deh yung nekkid gai is Daneel Craig!!! Let’s go. I wants to go to the nawty barn, NOW!!!!
NOOOO!!! Yung nekkid gai shood be Jonathun Rees Mayerz!!!! YUM!!
Ai’ll gib teh yung nekkid guy sumtin to do. *wink wink nudge nudge*
*luks aroun kwiklee*
Hoo sed dat?
K, he cn do mai irnin aftr he plai wiv Miss Dawn.
Pass nuther Martooni plz.
“sai no MOAR !!!”
Ai hoap Ai haben’t missted the partee wiff the yung nekkid gui!! Dat sownds liek fun!
Hao ar awl my cheezfrenz todai?
Heer hav catape - minicheezburgronastick - an i mx u a cokktayle.
Hmm. Kittehs, dansin, yung nekkid guis, an martoonis? Dis teh BESTEST playse onna whole innernet!
Gud 4 Miss Dawn 4 not bein second. I do da Pizza Twist for joo. Stan on da piza and it do da rest for joo.
mmmmmmm - pizza!
ai twist some pizza off an noms it in ur honner!
cOMEON BAYBEEE, Lez doo teh twis!
(chubbee chekuh?)
wats, nao i done spilleded pizzuh awl ober my raindear swetuh
nebber mind, just blends in wif da green an red, rite? rite?
pizza goes wif ebberyfing!
Tank yu, Lucy and handicat! I ar so eggsited I feelz like jumpin and skreemin like teh silly peeps on Teh Pryse is Rite. But I will not engaje in such undigneefyed behavyoor. I will simply do teh Pizza twist wit joo.
*twist twist*
*nom nom*
*twist twist*
*nom nom*
*nom nom*
*nom nom*
Oh, sorry…
*twist twist*
oh well, den, chaynge da tune to
tWISt ans SHOWT
(beedles vershun)
An tank yu too, mary O’Spockn. Fur sum reezun yer post wuzn’t dere when Ai posted mai commint, eben dough yers sez an erleer time den mines. So lets awl do teh Beedles version of teh Pizza Twist tugedder!
Well nom it up behbeh now
(nom it up behbeh)
Nom and shout
(Nom and shout)
Miss Dawn - hooray fur yur nawt(y) second! ai will also twist in yur honor (tho ai nebber reelee cud do it well)
*twist twist*
*nom nom*
*twist twist*
*nom nom*
*nom nom*
*nom nom* O000h - this pizza iz rellee gud!!!
O, nyce hot twisty bred stix dipped in pizza sawse!!! nom nom nom!
OMG, how did my kitteh get in dis gai’s house to be steelin’ larcefying his peetzah? I swear dis be my kitteh or his dopelganger!
Larcefying! Bwaaahahahahaha!
yes, deh larcefication runs deep wiff deez ones who is expozed to peetzah when dey is too yung.
Erlee exposhure iz teh kee. deys callit “implanting”.
Buts ai plantz peetza in mai garding an gets no moar peetza sprowts…whut givs?
haz yoo tesded yore soyl?
peetza doan gro well frum cuttings, grow betuh frum seeds.
Dis luks liek ma Ted also. Xcept Ted does not want da peetzah. Hi lieks da berrido mores.
Pizza face!!
Aiyz not admittin tu ennyfing . . . unless theyrz pikshoors.
Oh wayt! *sigh* Der *iz* pikshoors. Awl ober de Intertoobs.
Iz hard to protezt yur innosins wit yur mouf full . . .
Hah! My kitteh’s original owner fed her a steady diet of marinara sauce, so now if we’re making sauce on the stove we have to make sure it’s covered (or supervised) at all times because she’ll hop up an help herself.
Marinara Kitmas!
noo greeting fur teh hoolidaze
Ma kitteh does that wif Christmas ribbins…..will not let go!
Mah kitteh… well, if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a picture of him. Mind, Aldous Huxley weighs a good 20 pounds, nearly all of it sheer bone and muscle. He eats Cheerios and tortilla chips. Weird cat. But that look of absolute possession and defiance? So 100% Aldous.
Needless to say, I’ve been laughing my butt off at this picture all day.
Ai tink it luks lyke mai kitteh Moey. He beez awl big an’ blak and grabbin’ da peetza is sumtin’ he wud do!
uh, I wuz gonna bringz it to joo, hnstly!
Yer, ai catchded it, it wuz gettin awai!
Yur fudz wuz fast . . . but not kwite fast enuff!
ai iz TEH MITEY HUNTER !!!!
an noaw iz MINE MINE MINE
mai kitteh hunts daon teh stayl bred peeps thro owt for teh berds, an brings it in to nom awl ober teh lounj carpet!
U sayed, an eye quote, “Pizza iz hear everbodeee.” Sew eyez jus gettin mye sharez.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! Dat is just how teh kittehs think!
giglololololol
literal kitteh is, literal
But I needz sum bred to buy teh krismas prezents. Everytin kosts a lot of doe.
oh deer…
i’m shure she’ll buck up after she moolas it over a bit.
wut a bad BAMBIno
*heddesk*
Oh stawp fawning ober dem.
Yur just incurrijing dem!
ai dontfink dey need ecoorajmint, tehy gonna do it aniwaz…..
itza herd mentalitee. . .
u antler ning nuffin new heer.
yer rite, wii hab herd it awl befour.
Mebbe I just charj it insted.