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Congrats, D.R.! Whut nawt-sekund danse wud joo liek?
A stately waltz.
What state?
Tennissy Waltz?
lolcatburglar.. !!!!! oh hia 1!!! wher ya been ?? we awl been missin u !!!
glad ur back….
O hai. Been bizzy wif werkings and gettings reddy for hollydays.
I most certainly wasn’t arresticated for brakeing into a basemint appartment. Certainly not.
How u guise been?
I iz cheezburglr. Robl Robl!
I do dat ina Noo Yawk minit.
Well, I’m from Missouri so u’ll has to show me.
(If u grooms me extry well, mebbe I win prize in show!)
Oar purrhaps moar statelee – lek “Waltz of teh Flowers” frum teh Nut Cracker. Verree statelee and verree byootifull. Or we cud doo wun after teh otter!! Waltzing iz awlaiz fun.
Wun after teh otter?
U meen wall-2-wall waltsez? I’m floored.
Dat mean us haz to wait fer teh otter to finish otting himz waltz. Dass a rare treet to see.
An iffen we cannawt find a waltzing otter, purrhapz a woodchuck wud doo. Hmmmmm – where ar we gonna find us a woodchuck??
how ’bout sum skwerrellz? dare’s ben a lot ob tehm round hear lately. wii culd add it 2 there basik training programm.
Teh Mizzooree Watlz iz bery statlee 2. Iz teh Stait Songg!!
Eye doo waltz fur u, D.R.
Does nawt have tew cownt too haigh!
*wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free*
*twirls graysefullee and swishhes swishhy skerts*
Otters can’t waltce, ter tailz get in teh way.
May I suggest teh Veeaneeze waltce frum Die Fleeter Mouse.
Do you remember the night I held you so tight,
As we danced to the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz?
The music was gay, and the setting was Viennese,
Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies),
I was blind to your obvious faults,
As we danced ‘cross the scene
To the strains of the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz.
LOL
izzat our Tom Lehhr????
Yes, is Torhm Lehrhrerherh.
Tell Salleh what she’s won, Johnny!
Johnny: Salleh has winned a box of assortered spiders and snaykes and a series of nekkid dansing lessins in a pickshur window near heavy traffics!
yU kan Lehrn a lot frum Lehrer.
Anything Viennise soundz wunderbar! Hay–me tinks wii hav a cheezfren frum Vee-in-a!!! where R du? An we hav a maus who dances!!! Fleydermaus is rlly a ‘flying maus’–(guess was dat ist?), but das ist O.K.!!!
I’ll bring some Mozart Kugeln (Chokit candy bawls), and sum OKie BBQ. Cee ya’ll soon!
We doo indedd haz a Viennesecheezfren – it iz serra. purrhaps she wil be along so bai an bai – but nao, she iz shurlee sleeping.
I’ll waltz akross Texas wif u!
I’m kinda tired. I can only waltz across teh Rohde Island.
tee, hee, hee!!! Doan fergetz two ware yore NEW JERZEE!!!
But whut will Delaware?
Wish ai cud come, but ai has to werk awn mai Texas.
Say, ai’m getting a liddle bit thurstee heer – can ai hav a Minnesota?
O Janet! 2 werk awn Texas soe erly! That muss b Misouree!
anibdudi noes wher orey gone?
momcat
…….. meybe itz waz so Boring himz went to Drain ta relev himz Burns…….
Whare i can get set of jiant kitteh frigerator magenets? WANT!
avaylabul in spawts AND stryps!
Inneractib magnets – wen u reech fur teh ice screem, dey gibs u hedbutts an purrs. Den, u feelz so gud, u doan wanna ice screems enny moar.
Warning: Iffs affer hedbuts an purrs, u still reech fur teh ice screems, u gits teh poynte ends.
U will b countin poynts won wai or teh odder.
A berry effective dyet!
Unles u gibs teh maggnett kittehs teh isescreams two.
Photoshop, that’s where.
cheezbrgrz on dat palm tree ireland?
wez do dat too in our offeec, sumtymez 2 get beer an sumtymz choclate, egshulent 4 teem beeldeeng
Our offis went bungee jumping over hot coals.
Not so grate, ackshully.
Teem bilding aktibbities! We haz dem!
At a meeting wher I wurk, we discussed whether it wud be wurse to hav to
-eet a spyder or
-danz nekkid on de window sill (der is big window dat lukz owt ober a major hi-way).
De groop wuz stayl-mated. I finkz if it wuz eetin a snayk, de danz nekkid wud hav wun hanz down! (an udder stuffs down too – *way* down!)
But I sez dat bungee jumping over hot coals sowns wurs den eeber ub mai choysis!
Hau baut bungee-jumpin nekid ober hot coalz whyle eetin a spyder?
Is that ur comment or r u inviting us to a partay?
Did sumwon sai partay?
Butter.
Lolcatburglar, ef ai gabe a pardy laik diz, ai don tink anee une wud cum!
No, that wud be diffrent kinda party.
No, iz par-tayyyy.
Onwee tastees liek…
parkay!
it’s lyke buhtah!
R wii takin stop & go traffic or normal fass traffics?
It doan mattur – dere is no wai Iz nomming a spider.
Normal fass traffics. But de window is beeg, an we hab lotz ub lites awn. Berry publix.
So it will be de danzing nekkid fur yoo den?
Wut if it wuz a snayke insted of spyder? Wud yoo still chooze de nekkid danzing?
Hau boud nun ub de abuv?
I have eaten rattlesnake. I didn’t love it, but it wasn’t horrible.
I would definitely choose the nekkid dancing over eating a spider, though. Pleh!
eeting teh spyder sounds sayfer den dancing on a windough sill (unless teh fyre dept iz der wif a ketcher-tamp.) (unless it iz a poysonus spyder)
Are they really hot firefighters???
Are they really hot firefighters?
(Dammit, I put this post here the first frikkin’ time! How the heck did it wind up down at the bottom of the list????)
Gaahhh!
Yeah, putz meh down fur teh dansin nekkie. I letz mah seff respekt taek a hit rather den nom nom on a critter.
As long as itz a windoe an nawt a mirror…fire up da musik!
Letz keep dis krazy trane rollin.
Ai think Paws4thot iz going to be sorree he went away on hols!! LOLZ.
Ai awmost haz spyder nom wunce. Wuz in teh Franz. Wuz in teh wadder boddle in teh caffay. Ai drinks it most ways doawn B4 I notizes. Waiterr says Zhay swooie de-so-lay, bringz noo boddle. Wuz nyce dai, ai in gud mude, ai don demand teh free lunch.
Mai Francesais nawt so gud bak then, anyways.
Garcon, il y a un arachnid dans mon eau!
Shh – kwiett! Ebberybuddie will be wunting wun!
Teamwork…wii haz eet!
Cowoperashun. We has it.
Orinj kitteh on bottom: Nawt kwite tall enuff!
Orinj kitteh on top: OK, aiym taller den yoo – so whai don we try puttin *me* awn de bottum to see if we ken reech hyer!?
BWHAHAHAHA; that way too funny!
thinks jj and tucker does this while i’m at work!
oh ai fink u kan betz awn dat !!
Ayd lub to taek creddit for dis lien, but ay stole it frum an old Pink Panther moobie!
Ai tink mai Amber calls teh raydeeo stayshun an taeks part in fone-ins wen ai’m at werk. Just sayin….!
i’m purty shure my kittehs call for pizza and drink beer an party all day when im at wurk
I cam amost reed teh numbur fer kibblez duhlevri humonz… u werk on takkin lyk momma!
“Hello. Smith’s Animal Feed…”
“mew… meow”
“Hello?”
“Purrrrrrrr”
heheh, kitteh prank callz, I lovz it!
Teh Top Five List (topfive.com) did a list of aminal prank calls long time ago. Was one of teh funnyest ever. Can’t link to it becawse itz members-only access, but here are some highlights:
Lamb: “911? Please send an ambulance! My sister is bleating from her mouth!”
Dog: “I am the Viper…. I am the Viper… I vill vipe my butt on your vall-to-vall carpet!”
Dog: “Is there a Hugh Jefirehydrant there?”
Dog: “Is your refrigerator running? Well you better– Hey, a squirrel!”
Cat: “That wasn’t really Almond Roca I sent you.”
Dog: “Can you page Miss Legtohump, first name Anita?”
Dog: “[*heavy panting*] Could you put the phone up to your butt for a minute?”
Har! Does r teh phunnies. Tanks, LCB
teh helpz i has it!
U shewer de putz da cheezburgerz on top uff da fridge? Wii gonna needz anodder plan.
How bowt a plank, a bawks fer unner teh plank, anna hi plays to jump orf of.
An mebbe a tes-pilot-goggie fer a trayul run…
my kitteh, Dr. Virjay kan leep up on top ob teh fridge in a singel bound!!! He lukes so cuuttee up tehre! After dat, he climes up onto teh kabinet obove teh fridge. Eye wish I culd send U a foto ob it–it’s so w00t!
OMG, my kittehs are FAMOUS!
mauispiderweb – these ar yur kittehs? Iz yur foto? If so, yoo shur rite to teh burgerz foar propurr credit.
But in the meenwhile, please to be telling us sumthing about them. What ar thier naymes an – WHAT ar they doing it and hao? Hao owld ar they? Yoo know – stuff!!
Ai wanna heer awlaboud yer kittehs tu!
Hab u ebber hed anee probwem wid dem bein poyzin?
Yes, those are my kittehs! The one on the top is Tuffy and the one on the bottom is his brother, Lucky. I think they were about 5 months old when I took the shot … they’re now almost a year old.
Tuffy was jumping up to try and get the palm tree magnet, and Lucky was really only trying to catch Tuffy’s tail, even though it looks like he’s giving him a boost!
sibling ribally…
Hao luckee YOO ar to hav tehse byootiful kittehz – an wun spotty and wun stripee. Cudn’t bee better! An the glorious deep orinj color – veree poysinous, ov course, but since yoo had tehm as bebeh, yoo shurlee has the immewnitee.
Dese r purty kittehs.
WoHoo fur U!
Tells us bout ur kittehz an dis picshur.
Teh Cheezez will gibs u credit fur ur picshur! Ur awl famous nao!
Are dems Bengal kittehs?
They kinda look like, but no … they’re both orange tabby kittehs. You should see their sistah, Honey Girl — long hair dark brown tabby. Their other brother, Stubby, was so cute cause he only had a stub for a tail. *sigh* He’s no longer wit us … I miss him!
Maui get kalohe kittehs! (Az da kine raskal kittehs!)
I get 15 kittehs right now, and dey ALL kolohe … even the older ones!
15! Hoe! As plenny kittehs! Kalohe kittehs da bess. I had one stubby once, had one kink in da stub tail too, he was da bool. He wen go ova da bridge alreddy, I mis him, too.
fotoshopz…I haz eet!
noes…..acktuashualli…. ai fink dose kittehz be jumpin up fur the palm trree awn teh side ob teh fridge….
It was a VERY lucky shot, cause I’m not that good a photographer and I don’t have photoshop.
I r tellin you, dey keeps teh roast beefz in dis big wite box!
OK…. I’z heer. Nawz whut?
You definitely has it.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Teemwurk. Ur doin it rong. Needs moar cats in tower.
We want those kibbles and bits and bits and bits!!!
i alwayz wunderd wut happint to teh Jamaicat Bobsled Team
dey still loocking fore sume eyes.
In de bakgrownd sumwharz, ayll bet der is a catapawlt, bai wich dese yung kittehs is flingin demselbs at de refrijeratoor . . .
Iffn der izznt yet, it lukz liek der soon wil be!
I think u is rite, Gremlin. Looks like teh stripey kitteh is peelin the spotty kitteh off teh frigerator after a failed catapult spearmint.
“ok, guise. that wuz no goods. we needs to just teh azimuths.”
*yellz* Sumbuddie git an enjineer in heer to kalkulayt de flite ferossities fur us!
Velcro kittehz ona velcro frig doar.
Ov corse, teh kittehz r teh fuzzeh syde.
ooo….kat splat!
“Watch out fore taht Refiggitator!!!”
Top kitteh sez Ai cannal most reed da peeza fone nobre. Poosh a liddle hire, Maxie!
Self-adhesif kitteh…
…attashed!
Butt it rlly herts wen yU pull hymn off an hiz floof stix to teh adhesif!! Yaa-ooouch!!!
That’s hilarious!
Ai fink dis b payr-o-dee ov teh pikchur wif teh goggies n kitteh tryeeng 2 git sumfin owt ov teh frij. Awfun teh pikchur has teh capshun “teamwork” at teh tawp ov teh pikchur. U awfun c it n awfisseseses.
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Teh kyoopon sez haff off on cheezburgers.
Hey, u doawn der, stands on yr paw, it maykes u taller!
gud ideer–I’ll git my Ma, 2–it’ll B a fambily affare!!!
Im on ur frig
Bein a magnet
O purrfekt!!! yU aR sO attraktiv!!!
marmie kittehs praxising tehre “house gecko” act. Luks gut 2 me!
bottom kitteh
demonstratez teh concept
uf “brown-nosing”
I haz a low-burger voter followin’ me 2day. eyether dat, ore I juz suck. Takin’ nap now…bbl
No, sumtiems yoo akshullee can has a low-burger voter followin yoo around. Taht happend to mee fur several weekz wunz. No matter what ai sayed, ai got an instant 1 burger voat from mai own purrsonal troll.
Ai wuz a liddle upset – maed a fuss about it – but SJ offered to organize an angree mob armed wif torches and pitchforkz – and teh she sayed ai shud just let a pitchfork bee mai umbrella – an ai thot wuz so funnee taht ai just dint care about the troll enemoar – an s/he eventuallee got tired ov it an went away.
So, kitkay – just git yurself a nice pitchfork an pay teh liddle ewwee ickee trollee no mind at awl. Yoo doo nawt suck!!! Teh rest ov us will voat yoo rite bak up again.
fanks-yU berry mush!
team work team work is good
ahhh team work and cats so CUTE
Dey are USMC Boot Camp kittehs on da Obstackle Course. See da short haircut?
Those are some seriously beautiful cats.
umm dude… ones just a magnet
These two are identical to my 2 ginger kittens.
Right pattern for the right shade of ginger and everything.
Almost had to double-look
o noe, i tolds u not to eat de frige magnetts
good thing I have a lock on the fridge….suckers….
this needs a follow up on the bottom saying that “i Haz it!!” or some thing like that. just a suggestion.