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Uh, mebbe we shud bee closer to tha handle…
Congrats, D.R.! Whut nawt-sekund danse wud joo liek?
A stately waltz.
What state?
Tennissy Waltz?
lolcatburglar.. !!!!! oh hia 1!!! wher ya been ?? we awl been missin u !!!
glad ur back….
O hai. Been bizzy wif werkings and gettings reddy for hollydays.
I most certainly wasn’t arresticated for brakeing into a basemint appartment. Certainly not.
How u guise been?
I iz cheezburglr. Robl Robl!
I do dat ina Noo Yawk minit.
Well, I’m from Missouri so u’ll has to show me.
(If u grooms me extry well, mebbe I win prize in show!)
Oar purrhaps moar statelee - lek “Waltz of teh Flowers” frum teh Nut Cracker. Verree statelee and verree byootifull. Or we cud doo wun after teh otter!! Waltzing iz awlaiz fun.
Wun after teh otter?
U meen wall-2-wall waltsez? I’m floored.
Dat mean us haz to wait fer teh otter to finish otting himz waltz. Dass a rare treet to see.
An iffen we cannawt find a waltzing otter, purrhapz a woodchuck wud doo. Hmmmmm - where ar we gonna find us a woodchuck??
how ’bout sum skwerrellz? dare’s ben a lot ob tehm round hear lately. wii culd add it 2 there basik training programm.
Teh Mizzooree Watlz iz bery statlee 2. Iz teh Stait Songg!!
Eye doo waltz fur u, D.R.
Does nawt have tew cownt too haigh!
*wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free
wun-tew-free*
*twirls graysefullee and swishhes swishhy skerts*
Otters can’t waltce, ter tailz get in teh way.
May I suggest teh Veeaneeze waltce frum Die Fleeter Mouse.
Do you remember the night I held you so tight,
As we danced to the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz?
The music was gay, and the setting was Viennese,
Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies),
I was blind to your obvious faults,
As we danced ‘cross the scene
To the strains of the Wiener Schnitzel Waltz.
LOL
izzat our Tom Lehhr????
Yes, is Torhm Lehrhrerherh.
Tell Salleh what she’s won, Johnny!
Johnny: Salleh has winned a box of assortered spiders and snaykes and a series of nekkid dansing lessins in a pickshur window near heavy traffics!
yU kan Lehrn a lot frum Lehrer.
Anything Viennise soundz wunderbar! Hay–me tinks wii hav a cheezfren frum Vee-in-a!!! where R du? An we hav a maus who dances!!! Fleydermaus is rlly a ‘flying maus’–(guess was dat ist?), but das ist O.K.!!!
I’ll bring some Mozart Kugeln (Chokit candy bawls), and sum OKie BBQ. Cee ya’ll soon!
We doo indedd haz a Viennesecheezfren - it iz serra. purrhaps she wil be along so bai an bai - but nao, she iz shurlee sleeping.
I’ll waltz akross Texas wif u!
I’m kinda tired. I can only waltz across teh Rohde Island.
tee, hee, hee!!! Doan fergetz two ware yore NEW JERZEE!!!
But whut will Delaware?
Wish ai cud come, but ai has to werk awn mai Texas.
Say, ai’m getting a liddle bit thurstee heer - can ai hav a Minnesota?
O Janet! 2 werk awn Texas soe erly! That muss b Misouree!
anibdudi noes wher orey gone?
momcat
…….. meybe itz waz so Boring himz went to Drain ta relev himz Burns…….
Whare i can get set of jiant kitteh frigerator magenets? WANT!
avaylabul in spawts AND stryps!
Inneractib magnets - wen u reech fur teh ice screem, dey gibs u hedbutts an purrs. Den, u feelz so gud, u doan wanna ice screems enny moar.
Warning: Iffs affer hedbuts an purrs, u still reech fur teh ice screems, u gits teh poynte ends.
U will b countin poynts won wai or teh odder.
A berry effective dyet!
Unles u gibs teh maggnett kittehs teh isescreams two.
Photoshop, that’s where.
cheezbrgrz on dat palm tree ireland?
wez do dat too in our offeec, sumtymez 2 get beer an sumtymz choclate, egshulent 4 teem beeldeeng
Our offis went bungee jumping over hot coals.
Not so grate, ackshully.
Teem bilding aktibbities! We haz dem!
At a meeting wher I wurk, we discussed whether it wud be wurse to hav to
-eet a spyder or
-danz nekkid on de window sill (der is big window dat lukz owt ober a major hi-way).
De groop wuz stayl-mated. I finkz if it wuz eetin a snayk, de danz nekkid wud hav wun hanz down! (an udder stuffs down too - *way* down!)
But I sez dat bungee jumping over hot coals sowns wurs den eeber ub mai choysis!
Hau baut bungee-jumpin nekid ober hot coalz whyle eetin a spyder?
Is that ur comment or r u inviting us to a partay?
Did sumwon sai partay?
Butter.
Lolcatburglar, ef ai gabe a pardy laik diz, ai don tink anee une wud cum!
No, that wud be diffrent kinda party.
No, iz par-tayyyy.
Onwee tastees liek…
parkay!
it’s lyke buhtah!
R wii takin stop & go traffic or normal fass traffics?
It doan mattur - dere is no wai Iz nomming a spider.
Normal fass traffics. But de window is beeg, an we hab lotz ub lites awn. Berry publix.
So it will be de danzing nekkid fur yoo den?
Wut if it wuz a snayke insted of spyder? Wud yoo still chooze de nekkid danzing?
Hau boud nun ub de abuv?
I have eaten rattlesnake. I didn’t love it, but it wasn’t horrible.
I would definitely choose the nekkid dancing over eating a spider, though. Pleh!
eeting teh spyder sounds sayfer den dancing on a windough sill (unless teh fyre dept iz der wif a ketcher-tamp.) (unless it iz a poysonus spyder)
Are they really hot firefighters???
Are they really hot firefighters?
(Dammit, I put this post here the first frikkin’ time! How the heck did it wind up down at the bottom of the list????)
Gaahhh!
Yeah, putz meh down fur teh dansin nekkie. I letz mah seff respekt taek a hit rather den nom nom on a critter.
As long as itz a windoe an nawt a mirror…fire up da musik!
Letz keep dis krazy trane rollin.
Ai think Paws4thot iz going to be sorree he went away on hols!! LOLZ.
Ai awmost haz spyder nom wunce. Wuz in teh Franz. Wuz in teh wadder boddle in teh caffay. Ai drinks it most ways doawn B4 I notizes. Waiterr says Zhay swooie de-so-lay, bringz noo boddle. Wuz nyce dai, ai in gud mude, ai don demand teh free lunch.
Mai Francesais nawt so gud bak then, anyways.
Garcon, il y a un arachnid dans mon eau!
Shh - kwiett! Ebberybuddie will be wunting wun!