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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Maybee eyz had tu mush tu drinkz frum lass picher!
ummm, if eye stan upsyde down, maybee sume ob it will drayne out…
Ai has tried dat aftur drinkin- sumtimes 2 much drayn owt.
MAJOR PLEH REPORTING FOR DOOTY!
EggNogz kitteh haz hab 2 mush (hic) holidaze cheer.
wen u drinkded 2 mush n u has trubbel wawkin, put yer hed against teh wall or flor liek tihs n u can wawk strait.
Mabey Ketteh needs more brain juice. :p
balance beem kitteh startz rooteen wif an interstin mount
http://www.happylolday.com
upsyde down froot kake iz ’specially brutal…
Do ennybuddy really eetz frootkake? Peeps make it and teh stors sell it, but evvybuddy say is not so grate akchooly.
Yes!!! Yesss!! There reelee iz a frootcaek taht is totallee delishus. A deer frend ov mine sends mee wun every Christmas and mai hole famblee (furmerlee non-frootcaek eaters) nao practically begs fur it. Is frum a place in Texas. Wehn ai was still werking ai wud bring it to mai offise and mai guise practicallee gobbled it up. Ai had to bee quick to get sum fur maiself.
yoo can find it at collinstreetbakery.com
ai just looked at mai box. It says “regular size deluxe” and weighs 3 lbs.
Ar u reely goin owt in dows clows??
wY yU ware close anyway?
Iz u bliend ur sumfin???
Did goggie pik doaz owt 4 u???
dat outfit iz naugt eben floofy!!!
Iz goofee…jess nawt floofee…
DO NOT WANT!
wharz your furz?
Mai kitteh sais tihs to me wen Ai’m in teh baff – she coms in an luks at me, as of to sai “Mummy! Yu got no fur awn!”
I caym 2 danz wif u.
Wat danz es nawt 2d doin?
Kitteh lukz lik heez brek danzin. Mabee wii putz on sum brek danzin muzak.
lass tyme I tried brake dancin, I braked sumpin
*ow*
I naugt eben has to danse two brake stuff…I brokted my foot jus walking, same night fell down an brakted my arm.
Isnt taht wye iz calld brayk dansin?
I tries braykdans!
*twizzel twizzel twizzel*
Yays! I is kewl!
I can haz blahk leekreesh tweezlur?
Donut temmpt mee wif teh leekreesh – is mai favyrites!
If I thinks about it when I is dansin I will…
*THUD!!*
Dam!!!
I shaerz mah blahk leekreesh wif u whin u iz dun dansin.
U iz berry gud frend, Darrkwolff!
Fenk yew! An u iz nice an fwenwee 2. U will fit in gud heer.
necks EEster, wii kin shares teh black gelly-beens!!!
I iz soah der!
*hedshelf*
book-end kat is on yore shelf wating fore books
U’ll hav to ask tribble, she beeted me bi wun minit……hey ! datz teh closest ai hab ebber got.!!!
ai do a leelte teeny tiny secund danse fur me
*danse*
ai noes dis izzint uzualli dun , but ai coodnt contain miself…..
*blushes and runz awai an hidz*
don’t hidz Salleh, Ai danses with Tribble an u.
danse danse danse
point leff toesys point rites toesys
twirl twirl twirl
kick leff leggy kick rite leggy
oh oh all fallz down….but was bery gud danse wile itz lasted.
u wudn’t fall down so much if u wud puts teh leff leggy down befour u puts teh rite leggy up. . .
oh so DATZ been mi problemz…….’splanez a LOAWT……
OK letz me see iof ai gotz taht noaw…..
*danse danse danse,*
*pik up lef fottes, pik up rite footes…*
*pikz self up an tries agin*
*danse danse danse*
*pik up lef footes, put dwon lef footes.*
*pik up rite footes, put dwon rite footes*
oh gud, I fink I gotz it now……
LOOK at dat Salleh danse!
look AT DAT Salleh danse, 2,3,4!
Unless joo is a ballereenie like Maus. Den joo can has grand jetes and sautes and stuffs wit bofe feetz awf teh groun at wunce!
danse awai, gurl!
U bee bold…I like dat!!
Salleh, wii canz sharez de Top Spot! Since u nebber had eet befour, u pik da danz an da partay.
oh datz so bery nise ob u Tribble…..ai go along wif ur selekshun ob teh brake danse……ai is gud at gettin boaf footes up in teh are at teh saem tyme !!!!
noaw ai jest hab to lern to stand awn mi hed whil ai do taht !!!
an teh parti frum teh preeveeouz pitture iz goin gud ….letz just keep dat wun goin……..
we gotz fire an dansin, an gud fud an drinkies……wat else we needz ‘xsept moar ob our cheezfrenz to cum an plai wif us ????
move ober pls–I brings more whor-derbs…les see…heerz sum stuffed mushuroomz, sum hot wingz wif lotsa handiwypes, and huswabbee dried peas—carefull da peas is spicee and you will need more fluids…so here is a case a coronas. let’s hab a toast! Hears to ICHC frenz an kittehs….you guise ar funnee and schweet! hear hear!
*rayses glass*
Heer heer!
I am nawt berry long posting heer an alreadi I feels at hoam.
cheezfrenz is teh good guize
I ahlwaiz sez dat der iz gud peeps heer…an I doan meen teh marsheemelloah kine eever.
whor-derb reinforsmints heer: hot spinaches dip, chips and cheezstrawz, seleree stix, minee crabby caeks and a pishur ob marguhritas. muches holidae cheer to all cheez peeps!
I bringed mai special key lime miniature pies – 2 bites each, so take a couple… I ken mayke moar.
I tried to put little decorations awn em, but dey woodnt stick, cept to mai fingers.
iz ok D Marie, u noes u tried……an lushuos dey r….
nom nom nom
tehse r all negatif cal’ries, rite? In addishun to teh close all fittin r perfic bodees, I tihnk owr partay rools shud inclood: No cal’ries in teh fudes an no hangovrs in teh mornins. To ICHC partays!!! *clink glassis*
Iz frayd dat cays ov Coronas has runned owt. Heerz sum moar!
Gotta stay hidrayted fur a gud parteh.
Lub teh gudees SueBooCat bringz. Vairy cozmo…cozma….nu an intresting!
Oh, wow! Ar parteez ar so fun – an awl ten nutrishusn an delishous whor-derbs!!
Tribble – ai’m dansing fur yoo and salleh cuz – aaawwwww – yoo guise ar so cyoot!! An ai think ai can get mai feet to werk in teh propurr order!!
Hear Hear!!!
Ai lubs owr partees! Mossly, Ai am juss glad u cheezee peepel have let me joyn in awl the funn! Dis bery immpoartan playce for me to comme and weelax and gigglol a lawt!
Iz awlmos as gud as mai massaj! It wuz bery nyce and weelaxin an nyce sawftee moosick playing..
gigglolz! FTW…I iz eeing an dansing wif yU, my frens, only in my mime–I hadta git a root canal today, so I B takin it EZ and eeting chiggen soup and creem of wheet. Wuzn’t soe bad, aksually, bud eye gonna take a pill an a nap now!!! Beye-bye; I hadda gud tyme wif y’all!
(I meen “IN MY HED”–knot “in mime”….)
Hi Zippycat, u feelin bedder noaw ?????
an kitkay……jest tween u an me (no wun else lissen ok?) ai hadda hab awl mi teefz pulled fur to get teh dentures…datz whi ai hab suches a beutiful smyle noaw……
but still hurtz kindz a lot …..takin LOAWTZ ob ibuprofin werkz bedder tahn teh prescrishun stuff….. go figgure…..
been awn gushie fud for a week an a haff, DYIN fur a cheezburger …..*sigh*
ai iz afeered taht teh onli cheezburger ai’ll ebber eet agin iz heer……
but ai luk FABULUS ! an vaniti winz in dis caze…….
you have discobbered whut we medickle probessionables hab suspeckted for a long long tyme:ibuprofin is offen beeder thne th3 narcotickses…
Congrachulayshuns salleh awn yor new smyle. It be a prezent tu yorself. Wen yu feelz redee we awl goes owt for fancastic cheezberger, okay? YU be beutiful!
no akchualli iz prezent frum ,mi cusin…. ( ai hadda borry teh munneez but coodnt hab dun it wifout hiz help……)
an ai nebber b e beeutiful, teh bestest ai kan do ixz kinda cyute……but naow ai do hab teh beeuutiful teefz
Ai has bin dere too, Salleh. Yu won’t be sowwy yu had teh work dun. Iz mush bedder dan habin teh toofakes awl teh tiem.
Kitkay, ai simpafizes wif yu, too. Oww!
Dis partee is berry much teh phun! I haz sum veggiez wif speshul dip an sum fwoot salad an sum pekon pie fur eberybuddy!
Cassidy……a qwestun fur u frum me……do it reely get bedder????
It do, Salleh. Ai has hadded mine fur yeerz — jes hadded sum noo wuns maid, in fakt. Ai didden has awl mai teefs removed at wun tiem, so I didden has awl teh pane at wunts — wuz upperz first, den de lowerz 5 yeerz layter.
Yu has all mai simpafies fur wot yu r goin troo. Hang in dere! Soon yu will bee eetin dose cheezburgerz agin!
I haz eggnog…iz REEL eggnog, wif eggz en milk en shugger en wippin kreem. I bringd a big punch bowl ful uv eggnog, en a shayker uv nutmeg, en lotsa littl bottlz uv likker…rum, vodka, brandy, en catlua. U add teh likker 2 ur own cup, so teh kidzes ken hav eggnog 2. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
My boyz an I maded bunchez ub gingerbred boyz. Gose pefekt wif eggnog. Helpz yurselfs an tayk sum home tu yur famblies….
Hi der. Dis bes da firs ICHC partee I can has been to. It bery much fun. I is a lidl shy doh, so sumeitimes i don talk mush-cant fink ob anyfing to say. Iz gona hab fum of dat eggnog, (wifout da rum doh), dat sounwds grate! Tanks fur al da grate fuds!
Wai 3rin – yoo ar shy???? Ai dint know taht. Corse, wee awnlee seez yoo when yoo ar speeking, nawt when yoo ar being shy! But frum nao awn – doo come to awl teh parttez. Tehy ar much moar fun wif menee peeplz. An yoo don’t has to be funnee – just maybee danse oar sit bai teh fire and hav sum tastee beverajes an refreshminz!
HSSSH — tink tran iz cumn
nope, it’s teh sound ob won hoars klopping!
Ur jess bangeen 2 kokoahnutz shelz 2 gevur!
now, how culd U find cocanutz inna temparet clymat?
Iz u sujjestin dat kokoahnutz maigrate? O_o
A swalloe culd have braut dem hear!
Mebbe dey ar brungd heer by migraytoree swallos!
Afreekan oar Yuropeeing?
ai dunno dat – AIEEEEEEEE!!!
now dat’s naught fare—eye iz knot a-freekin or a-peein’!
I heer da trane coming
Iz commin rawnd teh bended.
an i aint seen a cheezburger
since i dont noes wen
eye iz stuck on dis heer shelf,
an tyme keaps movin’ on…
♫I am stuck on furniture, cause furniture stuck on me ♬
I been drinkin bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin.
Eye iz stuck two dis heer shelf
an tyme keepz dragon on…
I killed a mouse in Reno,
Just to watch him die….
itz Johnny Cat-sh
3 goggies and a hoomun comin… Jurmun cheperd… bool terrorior wiv a limp… wii gotsta go!!!
dey aR gonna doo more dan limp win eye getz throo wif dem!!!
Yoga-kitteh duz teh Downward-Goggie. But sneeks a peek at hisself in teh mirror.
Iz berry troo whut dey sey–I iz KEEEYOOOT!!!,
(mush kuuter dan stoopy goggie! pleh!)
Kitteh is tryin to put eer to teh groun, nozie to teh grinestone, an sholder to teh weel. Himz noes u can’t werk in dat posishun.
‘aahhh, foo-ee, eye naugt werk in ANY posishun!’
I be reddy for my colondoscopee, Mr Butt Docter. I can has Versed?
wate, kitteh, yU iz naut kwite reddy, butt yU iz proctologee reddy…
*heddesk*
Mr. Butt Doctor: “I said a butt light – not a BudLite.”
no versed…katamine
Luks lik my kitteh Henry.
teh ‘Henry, henry, bow BEND-ree’?
Banana-fana-fo-fenree?
Ya noez whut naem u nebber heer in teh Naem Gaem sawng?
Bart.
I wunner whai dat iz….
Don’t neber heer ‘Chuck’ neevers…. wunner whai…..
*hmmm ponders ‘chuckchuck, bo buck… fananananana fo…*
Oh… now I noes!
Kritik Kitteh luks at awl anglez.
ebbery pese of litrachure has it’s upsides an itz downsyde
Ohh-kaaay.
Who putted teh gloo on teh manklepeece?
i suppoes you tihnk taht’s teh funnies, eh?
*tsk*
jus wate til eye gitz unsticked–I will leaf U sum nyce surprizes, too.
(finks to self ‘an dey naugt smell soe grate, akchually’)
pushups — yer doin dem rong
eye hadda enuf pushups too doo when eye pushed my self outta bedd!
I hatzez kwazy glooo
speshullee on a toylett seet.
az yU will soon find owt, hewmin…
bueahahahah…!!!!
♬
I’m a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, then I shout
Tip me over and pour me out!
♬
u no play teepot wif mii huemon, jus try tippin mii ober an ‘pooring mii out’–yule sea whut steemed up iz…
Dat kitteh, hee no hee hansoom – he dancin and prancin and singgn kitteh luv songgs to his hooman
Purrrvawkateev Poazing!
Yoo shud tawk, kitteh!
“git MEEE-OWWt ob hear!”
Kitteh is praktising 4 teh nooest Olympik computishun: teh Freestile Elevator Butt.
“GOING UP!”
First Floor: Textiles, Ladies Undergarments, and Shoes
“are u being serveded?” FTW
Dat kitteh luk jus li3k mai Rigel kitteh!!!! ‘cept mai Rigel hav BEEG bellee — peepul sai “When she going 2 hav her kitties?” I laff & say “HE’s Nawt pregnant… Jus eatz 2 manee cheezburgers…”
Rigel naugt abel too doo dis hed-down move–Hee iz to belly-heavy!
Dat’s tru! He kan onlee roll ober on hiz back & gib me hiz HUGE bellee to rubb….
sombodee needz to skritchy dis kitteh on hims back rite bai hims tail…den kitteh stanz on back tippee toesees…an den hims slides off mantel facee firstee!
bet hims lans on fore feet an looks at u laik “Ai ment to do dat!”
dis kiteh aslo luuk lik mi “Stan-i-lee” he ober teh brfge noaw but waz sch a funnee kiteh……
he losteded sumfin wen he waz a behbh kitn an spent teh ress hiz lif lukking fur it……woood fin liddle pilez ob stuff oawtsid drawerz , he wood pul fingz oawt wun atta tyme, “datz noawt it, datz noawt it,” an go fruu teh boddum cubbordz, ( he knowed how to open dem wif hiz pawz) an frow fingz oawt behine him az he went…..”datz nawt it, datz nawt it..”
if u wood ssay “hooz a GUD BOI” he wood getz ina possisun lik dis kitteh, n den trun a summerysalt,,….wun dai he summerysalted rite off teh ruuf….
an den o corse, did a sholder lik….”I ment to do dat”
w00t!
Stan-i-lee soundz li3k a gr3at kitteh! U mus miss heem.. good 2 C u hav manee happee memorees ob heem.
ʞɹop ɐ llıʇs n dnʎ
das nice efeckt dere pitty
Here that? Thatz a impact trembor.
TRex BRB, k?
Nope, no hartbeet. Dammit, Im a doctor, not a carpentur!
U has termights in furnishur. I hears little nom nom noms.
Dis kitteh luks so bery mush lik mai Katie Kat! Her duz ‘Elebator Butt’ too!! And when yu skritches her rite der by hers tayle.. she turns sumbersalts!!
She duz dat ‘if you wont petz mee, Iz rubbs mai own hed! Der! Don need u, stoopy hewman!’
wat cant here anything
wat do here tell me?
Take that Ceiling Cat…always smirking with yer dirty little sekrets
Supahglu
iz not funny.
teh mole peeplz! I can hearz them!
Supahglu
iz not teh funny.
I kan haz kyropraktur?
He kinda luks lyk dwark hemselfe!!!