Comments on: I can’t respond to any emails today.

By: Ratman96

Ratman96 — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 06:43:14 +0000

and my mouse is missing

By: Christopher R.

Christopher R. — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:10:45 +0000

wow! hol page haz bin maded into a lolspeek chat roomers! Dat’s kine of funnys.

By: erique82

erique82 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:29:13 +0000

iz a lolcat!!11!!1! XD

By: mintyfish

mintyfish — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:56:22 +0000

teh wurdz r confoosin

By: ethen

ethen — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:50:49 +0000

my puter no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

By: Bubbles... pop!

Bubbles... pop! — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:04:27 +0000

Is on mah i-pod.
Is love!

By: NathanaelB

NathanaelB — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 21:53:30 +0000

Like ur lyin on a QWERTY board?? how duz it fer ye back??

By: Yomama

Yomama — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:35:48 +0000

sometimez i fealz liek dat

By: Marie-Christine

Marie-Christine — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:40:41 +0000

Ai dunno haw tew sai its, but…but…
ZAT KITTEH IS SO KYOOT!
Ai had tew sai its! I sooo wana rubb teh kitteh’s tummeh. Itz laik a floofball full of lub an kyoot! DO WANT!

By: linuxtechie

linuxtechie — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:08:07 +0000

iz making ur computr ovr heet

By: Codie

Codie — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:56:22 +0000

meh tinkz tis is tha most kyoot lolcat EVAH!!!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:01:47 +0000

JCH4K, yez ai was REELY dansing, only moar lyke, “woot woot yippee” fists in de ayr kinda danse…not elegunt, graycefull danse lyke U! turtlols has 4 lef feetz u no…..hehehee
an, alzo did not has tyme to grab teh sayftee equipment, no CHRG (w/doi), no concreete sayftee barreereer, nawt ebben teh sawft blankee or chocklit, so MUCH SPLORTAGE to be kleened up aftr teh dansing wuz dun. That’z ok, since there kan onlee bee wun furst nawt-seccond, after awl!!

so tank u muchleey 4 ur slo glyd and twrl danse! Much mo bettah than de turtlol woot danse! U has much moar klass than ai does….and that mayks this site so kewl, all teh diffrent peeps we has heer!!

Happy Holidaze, in whatever all cheezpeeps chews to be sellabrating!!!

By: Debbeh

Debbeh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:31:28 +0000

Regarding comments of the 19th about LOLcat language – just want to say – I love it (but I’m not brave enough to try typing it just yet ) My kids and I just discovered this site this week and are having a blast. My daughter and I are even learning to speak kitteh. “Can I has milk, mommeh?”

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:00:38 +0000

Glad so many like this picture and caption. It’s my first submission to the site. When I got this picture in e-mail with the same words accompanying it, I knew just where to share it.

By: amyjean2

amyjean2 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:38:31 +0000

Very cute.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:36:21 +0000

i will looks fur a link fur yoo. let me know what you are!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:09:56 +0000

I lurves joo guys so HARD!!!

*sniff*

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:06:28 +0000

oh fank u Mikicat……

Kevin Sorbo……..drooooollllll…..

he iz teh cyutestest ..

hai ebberywun…..Salleh haz teh diobz awn Kevin Sorbo !!!

Mine Mine Mine Mine…….AWL mine……YUM

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:05:50 +0000

Joo guys is all makin me crai, but is gud cryin. My goggie Dusty is dere too, and my kittehs Spanky, Gizmo, and Sassy. Awl playin togedder an waitin fur me, even dough dey didn’t awl knows eech udder in life.

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:02:37 +0000

doh ai sai “poynteded stik ” awl teh tyme !!!

an “no wun expekez teh SPNAISH INQWISISHUN”

an too miny odderz to rite …….

MOonty Python addikshun….ai has it…….

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:53:58 +0000

boi onceajinx, ai wishes dey had dat wen ai waz younger……mita maed a reel differmint in mi lif………

hedhurtz ebberydai, wif sumtymez NUFFIN werkeded……maed werkin atta job reel hard, skool, ai waz smart, dint hab to go ebbery dai an cood maek up fur classeses misseded…..

dang mi timin waz reel off der……

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:23:57 +0000

OMG! Wherz u fine Star Trek purzonalittee tes??? Eye haz tu tayke et!

Eye had de pomeranian goggie. Wen wii gotted heem, dee roun bawl uff fluff. Hee luk zactlee lyke a tribble. Wii beeg Star Trek phanz. Sew Tribble wuz da logical choize uff hiz namz. Sew wen eye lukin fur lol namez, eye tought Tribble beez gud.

By: John R. Teeter

John R. Teeter — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:27:36 +0000

boy ain’t that the truth?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:10:34 +0000

Aye be liek Weerd Al’s “brayn-ded AOLer”

Mee 2!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:08:06 +0000

Ez lawng az da flooid iz wodka. Frozded iz berree gud, but purrfur frozded chokodiles!!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:05:18 +0000

LOL, wun uv da furst prezzies Aye bot fur mai hubbee wuz copeez uv 2 Roddenberee show piluts wut wuz nebber pikt up.

The Questor Tapes and Specter.

Also he haz Genesis 2 (sold agin as Planet Earth, but also didunt sell dem to da netwirx). Hubbee iz troo Roddenberree geek, an Aye kin Find NEting wut ezzists awn da Nets! (Aye tell yoo nao, DONUT axe Majel Barrett fur NEting!!! She meen! Err, Aye meen purrtektiv uv her hubbees propurteez!)

Da shoz ackshoolee nawt too bad, cooda bin good!

Yesh, we iz da awesum an nice peepul uv da Nets heer!! An smrt!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:58:46 +0000

lol!!! Aye LURVED self defense!!! Aye awwayz say, Aye needs a poynted stik, an peepull jus look et me funnee. Wayl, funneeYER, Aye spose…

By: leaf

leaf — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:56:54 +0000

Maneki Neko on a break

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:56:53 +0000

Akshullee, onceajinz, ai think it must bee teh sayme place. Hao cud it bee heven if our beloved furree frenz werent’ there?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:56:30 +0000

Aye purrfers dis wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4mFV3TxTo

By: leaf

leaf — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:52:54 +0000

oh i am awake…what is yer name, kind sir AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i been kissed by a MONKEE! so rong so rong

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:50:03 +0000

Yes – congrachlashuns, deer trutlol! Iz verree eggsiting thing, yur “furst” nawt second!! Wuz yoo reelee dansing around teh offise? Wud hav been reelee funnee if yoo had also been wearing teh RARG(wdoi)!!!! Ai see yoo – and it’s maeking mee laff!!

But nao ai am also dansing to “Whyte Chrismtas” to celebrate wif yoo.

*glyding, slo twerling, moar glyding, grayceul bending, moar slo twerling*

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:01:41 +0000

Iz PEBCAT!!!

Prob ezzist betweenz compooter an Tipist!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:57:57 +0000

Yesh, Aye seen ma Willem der, sittin by da brij an waytin, den git distractid by flutterby, plays a liddle, den comez bak an wayts fur me. Aye see RC der too, she awl bredbawks legs, in a sunbeem, warmin her ol bonez an mekkin sweet happee ayes until she jus starts nappin.

(Sutiemz Aye wanna be dayd so Aye kin see dem agin an lurv awn dem sum…. But den Aye lurv awn ma hubbee, an Aye kin wayt a little moar….)

Also, da nite ma Chipper-keet daid, Aye ’seen’ him fly rown me, den tayk awf fur da feeld to play wif Willem an teez da uther kittehs der…. An Aye no Mai Gus an Rebel R der rompin too. Iz so nyse to no dey in a sayf an happee playce waytin to see me. Aye nawt go awn to Hebben, Aye stawp der furebber, ktx!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:50:32 +0000

Yoo needs to git a Neti pot! Warm warter rins in da sinusis, AHHHHHH!!!! Add sum salt, uv cors. Feels sooo good, an rinsis owt da yuckee bugs an pollin an ickee stuff.

Mennee dokterz R finlee lernin an rekumendin dem fur sinus an allergee pashints.

Git at Hole Fuds R good helf fud stor R farmasee. Is berree berree good, neerlee immedeyat releef fur sum peeps! Relleee!!!!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:32:15 +0000

Wayt! Wayt wayt!! Iz seed dis afore….. watz ‘tl;dr’ meens?

PLZKTHXBAI!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:30:30 +0000

kinda hard, cuz teh japaneeze an teh cheyeneze r bof moastlee phonetikul. ai gess dat yu kud mix up teh kangee wif anuther dat sowns teh saym… oar uze bad romanzsshheee…

allouw mwa,

oh hi oh go siyemuss neckochan ka why ee dess nay
ah boo nye!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:29:43 +0000

Makz purrfekt cents too me, Salleh!

Tuk me loooong tyme afore I made commints…. wanted to be able to talk ‘lol’ firsties! Iz lyke… lyke… lyke gettin a gyde buk an studdy’en furst!

Woncetest yu getz it….. itz LOLROFLWTFbuttercup funneh!!! Yall are da bom! az my teenaj heethen mait sai!!

(wellz…. maibe nots…. maibe I wuld sai dat… *runs an hydes*)

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:12:47 +0000

ai thowt teh standerd sakrifisse wuz virgin twinkees soakt in flooid an lit awn fyre (or frozeded an lawnched wif doze parashooter fyrewurks).

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:03:58 +0000

*SPLORT*
oh drat, doze immyoonitee pillz didnt halp dis taim. gud ting ai has a CHRG, but naow is awl messy… ewwwwwwww, brayns…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:11:22 +0000

well (looks around and whispers) yesh, i acqwired dis name becuz i tooked a star trek personalitee test (somewut bazed on myrse brigs) an onest i came out sem category as Spok (intj)an onst i comeded out az O’Bryan.(infj) soooo we mixed it awl up and kem up wif
O’Spokn.
(blush) star trak goofiness, I has it.

nao, howbout yOUr name, tribble?? i aways fot tribble wud be excelant mane, er name fur kitteh.

By: Mikicat

Mikicat — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:58:03 +0000

Fur salleh:

[geek]

Kevin Sorbo, and the show was ‘Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda’, which ran from 2000 – 2005. His characer name was ‘Dylan Hunt’.

[/geek]

By: Mikicat

Mikicat — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:49:39 +0000

Indeed. LOLcat spoken but nawt requwired here. (I can has accent, actually, and am still learning.. but hey.)

Iz meant fur teh_funnie, rly.

And as JanetCH4K said, where -else- can you find Star Trek, Monty Python and kittehs in the same thread?

I submit, therefore, that ICHC is mostly harmless.

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:42:50 +0000

IZZINT !!

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:41:34 +0000

NOTE FROM LG: YOU MAY NOW REMOVE ALL THE STICKERS FROM YER ‘PUTER…

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:41:19 +0000

Janet !!!! watz teh naem of teh sci-fi shoo wher de guy frum “Hercules” plaiz teh captun ob teh spaseshipz…????????

forgetz hiz naem too, but he iz teh CYUTE !!!! ai wood go lib aawna deseerteded ilan wif dat guy anityme!!!

WANT !

By: Wilf_Brim

Wilf_Brim — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:30:24 +0000

anbudy elze notiz dat teh pooter iz nawt enlish? iz japaneze o chiniez. dis nawt amerkian kitteh. how duz kitteh tawk lolcat in japaneze?

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:39:59 +0000

fank u fur ur help Janet……lukily ai iz useded to bein wifout mi branez for lonawng periodz ob tyme……

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:36:21 +0000

awwww *digz toeses ina durt* *blusheses* datz ok, u wuna mi heeroz round heer……

iz troo do about teh LOLcat speek. iz HOLE new wai ob communikatin….an teh wai teh humor buildz wen we go of awn a rift…..furst wun, den anodder, den anodder…buildin teh joke up in sumtymes wat takez hourz…….

ai keepz finkin ob teh “reskuue of lolcatburglar” went awn an awn an awn an got funneeir an funneeir az it built..

took about 24 hours for teh hole fing to happen, but iz fall dwon funnee

iz hole new typoe ob humor……nebber before seed ina whirld….

ai noes it dusnt happen awl teh tyme but enuff to be a distinct entity….

peepulz rite about the fotoes an captunz as bein teh “new” kind ob humor, but dey missin 1/2 teh poynt !!!

izzis makin ani sense to aniwun but me ????

By: Punkin

Punkin — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:12:49 +0000

oh janet, u mak me cri. i bery much lik da idera of my kittehz and goggies being ther so iz can c dem and play wiff dem. i miss them