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  1. turtlol says:

    awwww!!! Dis is **SPLORT** fur sure…better brake owt CCC and CHRG (w/doi) NAOW!!!!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      hokey dokey, before i Splort, may i suggess
      “i’m dweemin ov a wihte kitmas” fur teh
      celebratoree danze fur nawt sekund?

      ooo ooo oooo SplORT

      sowy…

      • zippycat says:

        Ack, tew layte fur my CHRG (wdoi)!!! Cud Ai get sum halp cleening up pleez?

        *scoop scoop*

        Wut a mess… but mebbe this hed splort will halp mai bery intenz an paynfull synuz hedaik dat Ai hab todai. :(

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          sowy bout teh mess and fur yore synuz hedaik. duz yoo hab antebyodikz?
          sumtimez spicy hawt fuds helpz cleer my heds frum da gunk in my synuzes.
          wud you likes yore eggnogz wif kayan pepers sprinkled in wif da nutmegs?

        • patticlan says:

          so sowy u has the badest hedhurt, zippycat. Wish ai coud jus sai MEOw and it woud jus go far far way.

          • zippycat says:

            Fank u mary an patti! It wuz a bery bery bad hedhurt, but i hab some ibu .. aybu.. meddisin fur owies. It still hertz bery bad, but at leest I can moove arownd teh howse nao. Beefoar, awl I cud do wuz lay on the cowch wiff a hot compriss on my hed. Ai am awlso gooing to the dokker in abowt an howr.. mebbe get sum antebyodikz cuz i finks itz a infekkshun.

            Fank u fur teh kayan peper awn mai eggynoggy! Dat halps a lawt! :)

        • salleh says:

          Oh Zippycat, ai do feelz ur pain…..ai suffereded frum dose kinda hedachez ebbery dai frum wen ai waz 19 till ai waz 39……..waz AWFUL……ai wood ties ragz aron mi hed reel tite, ai eben put clothezpin awn teh brij ob mi noze ….

          day dont maek Sinutabz animoar, so ai cant tell u wat to taek….but ifn ur underz 39, u maay berry well outgrowz dem…

          *smoooz to u …pur behbeh …..hopz u feel bedder soon…..

          pee ess , sumtymes dose sinus maskes help…do u hab wun???

          • zippycat says:

            Fank u salleh! Ai am prone to synuz hedaiks .. nawt ebery dai, but offen enuff. I tuuk sum Sudafed and bery strawng ibooproffin – perskripshun size – 800mg! It halped a lot, but I still owie. Ai dun hab a synus mask, but I hab dis neck pelloe u put in the mikrocooker fur a cuppel minnits… it gets awl warm an moistish .. so insted ov puttin it on mai neck, I put it awn my face! :)

            Awlso, this hedaik starteded in mai jaw area – way ober by my ear! I fot it wus mai weird jaw, cuz it pops and awl… but I cudn’t fink wut I eated yesserdai dat wud make it worser. Den my hubbycat saw that I wuz touching my jaw, den my cheek, den my forhed, den back to my jaw .. so it wus liek awl the synuz areas .. den I bent ober cuz yooshully bending ober maiks my synuzes hurt bad!! And wut do ya knoe? It got worser! So dats why I’m finking it’s moar synuzes dan my jaw nao.

            And awlso, a few yeers ago, a dokker toll me that if an adult gets an eer infekkshun, it dusn’t awlways hurt IN teh eer!! It kan hert in the neck, the jaw, the temple, etc.. So it cud be dat too!

            • salleh says:

              an den derz a lot ob plases dat u hab sinuseses taht u dont eben fink of….lik at teh back ob ur hed down bi ur nek…did ju noes taht ???

              dey can be danjerous, dose infectshunz …so ai am glad ur goin to see teh doktor……

              u dint say ar u unner 39?? oar 40??? u mite jest growz oawt ob it…ai did, an now……ifn ai getz a hedaache.,……ai kan jest taek 2 excederin and POOF, hedachez r gone!!!!! iz a murakle!! been 18 yeerz noaw….but ai am still awl exsited , hedach, taek 2 pillz, hedzche gone!!!wow….

            • onceajinx says:

              Yoo needs to git a Neti pot! Warm warter rins in da sinusis, AHHHHHH!!!! Add sum salt, uv cors. Feels sooo good, an rinsis owt da yuckee bugs an pollin an ickee stuff.

              Mennee dokterz R finlee lernin an rekumendin dem fur sinus an allergee pashints.

              Git at Hole Fuds R good helf fud stor R farmasee. Is berree berree good, neerlee immedeyat releef fur sum peeps! Relleee!!!!

            • salleh says:

              boi onceajinx, ai wishes dey had dat wen ai waz younger……mita maed a reel differmint in mi lif………

              hedhurtz ebberydai, wif sumtymez NUFFIN werkeded……maed werkin atta job reel hard, skool, ai waz smart, dint hab to go ebbery dai an cood maek up fur classeses misseded…..

              dang mi timin waz reel off der……

        • kittehlurve says:

          splort*

      • zippycat says:

        Oooh, an Ai furgott tew sai dat “i’m dweemin ov a wihte kitmas” is a wunnerfull idear! Wee myte hab to hab a kwik bisit to teh HSRW furst tho…

        Ai juss lub dis kitteh’s widdle crossded leggs. Tew kyoot! Ack, huwwee! Can a purson hab 2 hed splorts in a row?!?!?

      • turtlol says:

        tank yew Mary, ai lyks dat danse! Dis be mai onlee nawt-second effer! Ai was dansing aroun ofize, da peeps heer tink ai nutz already, dis only confirms teh feers! MUWHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

        • cSmall says:

          concatulashuns!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Yes – congrachlashuns, deer trutlol! Iz verree eggsiting thing, yur “furst” nawt second!! Wuz yoo reelee dansing around teh offise? Wud hav been reelee funnee if yoo had also been wearing teh RARG(wdoi)!!!! Ai see yoo – and it’s maeking mee laff!!

          But nao ai am also dansing to “Whyte Chrismtas” to celebrate wif yoo.

          *glyding, slo twerling, moar glyding, grayceul bending, moar slo twerling*

          • turtlol says:

            JCH4K, yez ai was REELY dansing, only moar lyke, “woot woot yippee” fists in de ayr kinda danse…not elegunt, graycefull danse lyke U! turtlols has 4 lef feetz u no…..hehehee
            an, alzo did not has tyme to grab teh sayftee equipment, no CHRG (w/doi), no concreete sayftee barreereer, nawt ebben teh sawft blankee or chocklit, so MUCH SPLORTAGE to be kleened up aftr teh dansing wuz dun. That’z ok, since there kan onlee bee wun furst nawt-seccond, after awl!!

            so tank u muchleey 4 ur slo glyd and twrl danse! Much mo bettah than de turtlol woot danse! U has much moar klass than ai does….and that mayks this site so kewl, all teh diffrent peeps we has heer!!

            Happy Holidaze, in whatever all cheezpeeps chews to be sellabrating!!! :)

    • homescribe says:

      oh hai … i no knows whut CCC is … if i haz to brake fur it, i tawt i shud fine out.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        i furgetz two. i knewd wut it wuz before i splorted and lost it.
        sumfin about crash cart to care fur the viktims of untimely hed splorts wen hoomans ged obberwelmed by kyoot.

        I fink der shuld be update in de lolspeek dictionary fur us newbies.
        i furget, did i awreddy say dat??

        • CrazyOldLady says:

          Cyoot Crash Cart…wif teh ChickenHedRubberGlubs(wif drawin on it)…fur teh pikshurezz of teh bebbehs dat ar sooooooooo cyoot dey make yur hed splort! JCH4K an Amber an menni uthers hab been doin so good at manajin evfurthin dat dey kan splain muches better day aye kan.

        • cSmall says:

          CCC = Cyoot Cwash Cart, coms compleet wif yer hed splort emerjencee needs: sawft blankies, Chikken Hed Rubber Glubs(wif drawrings on it)((CHRG(wdoi) )), choklit…

          Manfred’s Mom knows moar…an Ambercat. Tehy’ll be arownd soon..

        • Patrick says:

          teh CCC standz 4 teh Cyootness Crash Cart. It b yoozd wen cyoot pikchurs of kittehs r displayd. Teh Cyootness Crash Cart (CCC) b stokd wif rubbr glubz dat has draweens ob chikin hed on dem. Dey b cald teh Chikin Hed Rubbr Glub (Wif Draweeng On It) or “CHRG(wdoi)”. Teh attendeez ov teh CCC plays teh CHRG(wdoi) ovah teh cyootness victum, hoos hed b splortd. Duk Tayp mebbe applyd if need. Teh CCC awlso comz ekwipd wif non-cyoot itemz liek tax retoornz, credit card billz, videeoz ov majur traffik jamz, and ovver uglee fingz. Recobry may tayk minitz or ourz…dependz awn teh cyootness.

          • Princess Mu says:

            awlsew ifn yew r n a rilly distrawt state u get gits chocklits (ani kynd u want!!!) an a floofii blankie an you can go tew da head splort recovery ward where awl beds r n front ov da big pikshure windo and you can wach da kitties frolic n da princess mu garden….
            an den ifn wi hass ani one wiff troubls er sadness n r grouop we cin goes tew da chapple nexx tew da HSRW an comfort each otter.

            an den wen joo feal awl bettur we go owtside tew da catfay an has a little nosh. : )

            • 3rin says:

              an Janethas4kittehs meminds us dat in da Princess Mu meadow wi can let out of aowr harts aowr kittehs an goggies an overs dat has alredy gon to da bridge, an wi can playz wif dem to oar harts contentm, an den win we leavs, day goes bak in owr harts, to membery dem furefer.

            • dapanferkitteh says:

              3rin, dat bootuful. Dat wuz somfink ai dint no bowt da med-doh.

              fank oo. I visit dere a lawt now, an see da Lance an da Baldur an da odder kittehs an puppehs and rattiez and frenz woo iz ober da bridgh.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Hai, dapnaferkitteh. Yes, teh meadow iz majical. Ai goes tehre qwite offen – ai will joyne yoo wif mai kittehz and goggies. Tehy can also play togedder if wee get tyred – we can sit in the outdoor cafe and hav refreshing beverajes and dessertz and watch tehm run and play wif each otter.

              Wehn yoo are reddee, yoo cawl them and they jumps rite bak in yur hart an away yoo go – feeling much happier.

            • princess mu says:

              dat is bootifull Janet! Gude ole Mick and Pete r der tew!!

            • Punkin says:

              oh janet, u mak me cri. i bery much lik da idera of my kittehz and goggies being ther so iz can c dem and play wiff dem. i miss them

            • onceajinx says:

              Yesh, Aye seen ma Willem der, sittin by da brij an waytin, den git distractid by flutterby, plays a liddle, den comez bak an wayts fur me. Aye see RC der too, she awl bredbawks legs, in a sunbeem, warmin her ol bonez an mekkin sweet happee ayes until she jus starts nappin.

              (Sutiemz Aye wanna be dayd so Aye kin see dem agin an lurv awn dem sum…. But den Aye lurv awn ma hubbee, an Aye kin wayt a little moar….)

              Also, da nite ma Chipper-keet daid, Aye ’seen’ him fly rown me, den tayk awf fur da feeld to play wif Willem an teez da uther kittehs der…. An Aye no Mai Gus an Rebel R der rompin too. Iz so nyse to no dey in a sayf an happee playce waytin to see me. Aye nawt go awn to Hebben, Aye stawp der furebber, ktx!!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Akshullee, onceajinz, ai think it must bee teh sayme place. Hao cud it bee heven if our beloved furree frenz werent’ there?

            • Miss Dawn says:

              Joo guys is all makin me crai, but is gud cryin. My goggie Dusty is dere too, and my kittehs Spanky, Gizmo, and Sassy. Awl playin togedder an waitin fur me, even dough dey didn’t awl knows eech udder in life.

    • patticlan says:

      Hey turtol, Ai jus gotz home from dentist. Ise danse wit you. Usually falls down, but will danse til Ai do.

      danse danse danse
      spin spin spin

      twirl twirl twirl

      all falls down but it was bery fun.

    • kitsunerina says:

      *SPLORT*
      oh drat, doze immyoonitee pillz didnt halp dis taim. gud ting ai has a CHRG, but naow is awl messy… ewwwwwwww, brayns…

    • mintyfish says:

      teh wurdz r confoosin

  2. hooman says:

    I work for the state…

  3. Missy says:

    Mai laptops is cat-a-tonic.

  4. Bill Lolgates says:

    antiveerus protecshun cat is protectin ur computuhr frohm viruses

  5. abracatabra says:

    STOP!! Dis a inter- intur- a you-must-stop-messin-wif-da-puter-an-pet-me-NAO!!!

    • salleh says:

      ah ….noes…. ai fink iz moar lik a ” dont disturb teh cyute sleepin kitn” type fing….

      an noaw taht i got taht out of teh wai…

      *SPLORT* damn……datz wun adornbable kitn………an dose crosseded back legz……oh oh oh an the liddle frunt legs layin by de sid ob teh bawdi…..

      blargh….ai am ded…..

      • Elvis says:

        Kwik, teh CCC neaded on Salleh’s Isle!
        Pls to gibs hers sum sawftie blankies wiv teh kleenup.

        • salleh says:

          Fank u Elvis…..dis iz teh 3rd tyme dis week fur me…….must be slippin…..

          an teh odder kitnz weer cyute ….ah yess indeed, but dis behbeh,…..OMG cyutness…..tymes a bajillion……

          an taht tummi…..*SPLORT*

          shoot ,noawt gonna hab ani branes left at awl….

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Oh salleh – yoo have been lying heer wif no braynes at awl fur foar hours!!!!! *scoop scoop scrape scoop* *tuk tuk pat pat* Heeer – yur noo RARG(wdoi) – mai gudness! Yoo do luk cyoot in taht!

            So – yur sawf blankie – yur choklit – and ai think yoo must go to teh HSRW – yoo ar in a fragile condishun. A few hours an yoo will hav regayned yur strenth, ai think.

  6. Miss Dawn says:

    KOK (kitteh on keebored)

  7. all my kitteh frends tolded me dat sleeping on lap tops was very cozy and nise. dis not as comfy as I thot. I be doing it rong?

  8. Tribble says:

    He’z dead Jim.

    • abracatabra says:

      ROFLMAO!! A Star Trek ref!! AWESOME!!

      Can I sing teh song nao, too?

      **It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim…*
      **We come in peace…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…shoot to kill…***

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      nooooooooeeeeessssss!
      he just be stunned

      • Tribble says:

        Vulkan nurv pinch, mary o’SPOCKin?

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          yesh!!!

          • Tribble says:

            Eye been meanin tu asked u eef dere beez a stori behine yr namez?
            Or u jus beez an Ayerish Vulkan?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              well (looks around and whispers) yesh, i acqwired dis name becuz i tooked a star trek personalitee test (somewut bazed on myrse brigs) an onest i came out sem category as Spok (intj)an onst i comeded out az O’Bryan.(infj) soooo we mixed it awl up and kem up wif
              O’Spokn.
              (blush) star trak goofiness, I has it.

              nao, howbout yOUr name, tribble?? i aways fot tribble wud be excelant mane, er name fur kitteh.

            • Tribble says:

              OMG! Wherz u fine Star Trek purzonalittee tes??? Eye haz tu tayke et!

              Eye had de pomeranian goggie. Wen wii gotted heem, dee roun bawl uff fluff. Hee luk zactlee lyke a tribble. Wii beeg Star Trek phanz. Sew Tribble wuz da logical choize uff hiz namz. Sew wen eye lukin fur lol namez, eye tought Tribble beez gud.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              i will looks fur a link fur yoo. let me know what you are!

      • Maus says:

        “When I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.”

        • cheshirepat says:

          “E’s pining for the Fjords!”

          • Maus says:

            “He’s not pining! He’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!”

            • salleh says:

              dat bit waz alluz wun ob mi sistah Katys an mi berry favoriot rooteenz……dat an “Flying Sheep” an…..”teh Fishie Slapping Danse” (oh we shood member taht fur a feursty danse )an….”teh Spanishes Inqwisishun” an…”nudge Nudge” an…..”Self-Defense”….. an…..”teh Cheeze Shop” an…teh Whizzo Choklit Fatory”…..an…..Teh Lumberjak Song” an…..

              well ai fink u getz teh putture…….we nebbeer got tir-red ob doin dose bitz…..an she hadda fotografic memoriz…..ai missesses her a lawt….

            • Cottleston Pie says:

              My favorite is the Argument Clinic.

              I also love the one where Michael Palin’s character, Mr. Pither (spelled like “brotherhood,” but with a P-I instead of the B-R-O, and no “HOOD”), goes on a bicycle tour of Cornwall.

            • salleh says:

              IZZINT !!

            • onceajinx says:

              lol!!! Aye LURVED self defense!!! Aye awwayz say, Aye needs a poynted stik, an peepull jus look et me funnee. Wayl, funneeYER, Aye spose…

            • salleh says:

              doh ai sai “poynteded stik ” awl teh tyme !!!

              an “no wun expekez teh SPNAISH INQWISISHUN”

              an too miny odderz to rite …….

              MOonty Python addikshun….ai has it…….

        • homescribe says:

          is not ded … is sleeping

        • conscious cat says:

          Montee Piethon FTW!!1!

          • kittehlurve says:

            i’m not ded yet i can still byte!!

          • Nangycat says:

            “feeling mcuh better. Think I’ll go for a walkies!”

            • addkittehz says:

              no yer not? you feel kwite horrible. it’s just temporary. you’ll be ded in a minute.

            • abracatabra says:

              LOL!!!! Truly, I haz found my peeplez!! Star trek AND Monty Python refs, all in one LOLcat??? OMG!!!

              >sniff<

              I is HOME!!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Yes, yoo ar. Taht is wai we awl luv it heer so much. Almoast everybuddy iz a Trekkie, know awl ov the Star Warz bai hart – an almoast enything else SciFi relayted (just quote Galaxy Qwest -everbuddies awn it liek a flash!!) Stargate? Shure. Battlestar Galactica – whcih wun! – ad infinitum – and beyond!

              Nawt to menshun moast literachure – poetree – Gilbert & Sullivan – even lotz ov opera buffs! Werd gaymes . . .we haz it awl.

              And – teh kittehz. *Sigh* teh kittehs. Teh force which surrounds us and binds us together.

              We ar . . .verree much aliek.

            • salleh says:

              Janet !!!! watz teh naem of teh sci-fi shoo wher de guy frum “Hercules” plaiz teh captun ob teh spaseshipz…????????

              forgetz hiz naem too, but he iz teh CYUTE !!!! ai wood go lib aawna deseerteded ilan wif dat guy anityme!!!

              WANT !

            • Mikicat says:

              Indeed. LOLcat spoken but nawt requwired here. (I can has accent, actually, and am still learning.. but hey.)

              Iz meant fur teh_funnie, rly.

              And as JanetCH4K said, where -else- can you find Star Trek, Monty Python and kittehs in the same thread?

              I submit, therefore, that ICHC is mostly harmless.

            • Mikicat says:

              Fur salleh:

              [geek]

              Kevin Sorbo, and the show was ‘Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda’, which ran from 2000 – 2005. His characer name was ‘Dylan Hunt’.

              [/geek]

            • onceajinx says:

              LOL, wun uv da furst prezzies Aye bot fur mai hubbee wuz copeez uv 2 Roddenberee show piluts wut wuz nebber pikt up.

              The Questor Tapes and Specter.

              Also he haz Genesis 2 (sold agin as Planet Earth, but also didunt sell dem to da netwirx). Hubbee iz troo Roddenberree geek, an Aye kin Find NEting wut ezzists awn da Nets! (Aye tell yoo nao, DONUT axe Majel Barrett fur NEting!!! She meen! Err, Aye meen purrtektiv uv her hubbees propurteez!)

              Da shoz ackshoolee nawt too bad, cooda bin good!

              Yesh, we iz da awesum an nice peepul uv da Nets heer!! An smrt!

            • salleh says:

              oh fank u Mikicat……

              Kevin Sorbo……..drooooollllll…..

              he iz teh cyutestest ..

              hai ebberywun…..Salleh haz teh diobz awn Kevin Sorbo !!!

              Mine Mine Mine Mine…….AWL mine……YUM

          • Tribble says:

            Bring owt ur ded
            Bring owt ur ded
            Eez not ded yet
            But ee weel bee sune…can’t u tayke eem n-e-wai?

    • addkittehz says:

      I’m a doctor, Jim, not Aunt Jamyma! Make yer own pancakes damn it!

  9. kittehmommee says:

    wookit his nose! i want to keees it!

  10. Tribble says:

    Eye can’t c da laytest picher on ICHC!

  11. snaillady2 says:

    Looks like U needs tech support cat:
    http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=tech+support+cat

    or is dis dere kitteh intern?

  12. Maus says:

    Cat-like napping detected….

  13. Tribble says:

    Sum wun tole kitteh dere beez a puter mowz. Hee felled asleep standin gard.

  14. salleh says:

    Ya noes, ……tehre r peeplus awn dis planet hoo DONT LIK KITTEHZ……lukin at sumfin lik dis…ya gotta wundur……r dey nutz????

    den u answur….yep…….

    • Cookie's human says:

      Was looking at one of the “Funniest Videos” type shows last night; had two kittehs watching a record being played on a turntable. Kittehs pull phonograph arm back and forth, dragging needle across the record, then they extend their claws and try to get music to be played through their pointy ends, then they bite the record a couple times, then they end up pulling the record off the turntable. I was laughing hysterically by then, saying “That’s why I love cats!” but my husband looked on with a grim expression, and said “That’s why I DON’T like cats!” (Kittehs win in this household!)

  15. Tribble says:

    Kitteh holdin puter hoztage till hee getz da cheezburger.

  16. KC says:

    New! Kitteh waffl makr 4 ur laptop!

  17. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    Parentla Control Kitteh sez: You no haz permishuns to view inturnet pornz.

  18. 260Oakley says:

    Yoga Cat demonstrates “Reclining Kitten” pose, a refreshing change from “Upward-facing Dog”. (He forgot his mat, but any ol’ flat surface will do.)

  19. Kevin says:

    Sleep Mode. I has it.

  20. Tribble says:

    De makin a kitteh oferin tu da puter godz!

    • kitsunerina says:

      ai thowt teh standerd sakrifisse wuz virgin twinkees soakt in flooid an lit awn fyre (or frozeded an lawnched wif doze parashooter fyrewurks).

  21. halfbeast says:

    oh hai! yer puter wuz overhiitin, so I doze bikram yoga on itz – an nao SHUSH I needz to consurwait… uh, consertrait… um… I needz to foekuz!

  22. karen says:

    asleeb at teh weel agin!

    witey, has u finnishd ur book reeport yet? uhh, yes, mawm, i yam werking on it rite nao!

  23. D.R. says:

    On skeen it sez:

    aseihleha;erbw3lbfasifh

  24. Hoodin says:

    Seriously… does anyone comment normally or does everyone on this site talk like that?

    • salleh says:

      u shood reed sum ob teh odder commentz awn odder pitturez …..we a funnee bunch…..takez moar tyme to reed, but der r miny miny smart peepluz aroun heer……ai lov teh pitturez, but sum of teh biggest laffs cum frum wat ebberywun saz…….

      sum speek lolcat, an sum speek regulaur Ingerlish, u r free to do wat u lik,

      teh onli reel fing we reqwire round heer iz taht u be nise to teh odder peepluz,…we r kinly an helpful folkz heer, an welcumz awl hoo r taht wai too,

      (nawt taht tehrez nawt a fare amount of wiize a**** round heer……butt dey r nise wize a****)

      hop dis helps u ……jump awn in ….iz laowtz ob fun

      • Ambercat says:

        Verree well put, Salleh! A kazillion bergers to yu, an mennee Krissmuss hugsansmoos!

      • Miss Dawn says:

        Salleh, joo is sush a nyse peeps. Mai first instink wuz to be meen to Hoodin, but I ar glad I wuzn’t. I hopes Hoodin will nao joyn ar happy fambly becuz joo were kind to him/her.

        • salleh says:

          ya noes Miss Dawn……..ai gotz to admit……waz our cheezfenz lik JanetCanHas4Kittehz an doctorcat an gascat…….hoo taut mi to stop an fink a minit furst…..for ai jumpeded dwon sumwunz trhoat….

          ai jest followin der gud ’sxampluz

          • salleh says:

            but awn tedh odder han…….ifn dey ar stoopy an meen trolls…….den “OFF WIF DER HEDZ ”

            ai jest wasnt sure bout dis persun…….cood be reel qwestun or cood be an a******, dint noes, gibz dem teh beenyfeet ob teh dout…..iz Chrissymas….

    • catalogical humor says:

      you talks funnee

    • 6ToedCatsRule says:

      Deez eez normuhlz. Smaddawidu?

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai, Hoodin. Here’s the thing. Most of us here prefer to speak LOLcat. It’s not what you might think at first glance. Many trolls (and I don’t mean you) come on and make rather unpleasant remarks about how we are being “cutsey” and why don’t we group up – and so on.

      What they do not realize is that this is an entirely different means of expression from regular English – and many things that we say would simply not be as funny as they are in LOLcat – and many things could not be said at all.

      And we do have some very respected and funny cheezfrenz who speak only English (by choice) – though of course they can read LOLcat fluently. It is not required – you can join in at any time in plain English if it makes you more comfortable.

      HOWEVER – it would be really worth your while to learn to read it. It takes some effort, and is not necessarily easy – but we have all done it, because it is worth it. I am having more fun here than I ever dreamed possible. And I have a LOT of fun in my real life.

      And – as everywhere else – some threads and lines aren’t as funny as others. It makes me somewhat sad that some people just take a quick look and say “Ewwwww – not for me” without ever really understanding what is going on. Hope you stick around long enough to get addicted like the rest of us!

      And Sally – thank you so much for your nice remarks. I was deeply touched that you think of me that way.

      • salleh says:

        awwww *digz toeses ina durt* *blusheses* datz ok, u wuna mi heeroz round heer……

        iz troo do about teh LOLcat speek. iz HOLE new wai ob communikatin….an teh wai teh humor buildz wen we go of awn a rift…..furst wun, den anodder, den anodder…buildin teh joke up in sumtymes wat takez hourz…….

        ai keepz finkin ob teh “reskuue of lolcatburglar” went awn an awn an awn an got funneeir an funneeir az it built..

        took about 24 hours for teh hole fing to happen, but iz fall dwon funnee

        iz hole new typoe ob humor……nebber before seed ina whirld….

        ai noes it dusnt happen awl teh tyme but enuff to be a distinct entity….

        peepulz rite about the fotoes an captunz as bein teh “new” kind ob humor, but dey missin 1/2 teh poynt !!!

        izzis makin ani sense to aniwun but me ????

        • 3heathens says:

          Makz purrfekt cents too me, Salleh!

          Tuk me loooong tyme afore I made commints…. wanted to be able to talk ‘lol’ firsties! Iz lyke… lyke… lyke gettin a gyde buk an studdy’en furst!

          Woncetest yu getz it….. itz LOLROFLWTFbuttercup funneh!!! Yall are da bom! az my teenaj heethen mait sai!!

          (wellz…. maibe nots…. maibe I wuld sai dat… *runs an hydes*)

  25. Jennifffuurr says:

    I new teh new kordliss mowse wuz gonna dispeer 1 ov tehse daiz…but luk watt staken its playce!

  26. Moppel says:

    Verri ferri virus

  27. kittehlurve says:

    i can has tummee snorgles?
    *splort*
    teh kyuteness!!! its ober well ming.

  28. Simpson says:

    I iz protestin aginzt tecnulogy

    moar beeleh rubs, less e-milz

  29. dapanferkitteh says:

    prolly awrredy sed, but tl;dr –

    OMG da widdle crozzied leggies! OMG!!! KOOT

    *SPLORT* (pwhew, CHRG (wdoi) kaut mos uv da mez.)

    • gremlin says:

      Heer, panfer. Letz me helpz yoo.

      Duz yoo needz choklit? Yoo lukz a liddel payl. . . .

    • salleh says:

      oh hai dapanferkitteh……

      sinse ur branes r safe, u cood prolly yuse a nise peese ob mi hommaed fudge an a sofwtie blankie (iz cold wher u ar??)

      maybi sum hot choklit???

      an ai coodnt agreee moar wif u bout dose crossed behbeh kitn legs,
      dose taht kitn noes how to sleep causuualli oar wat ????

      an hiz liddle armz bi teh side ob taht snorglishush bellie…….

      *splort* dis wun be dedli cyute…..gud fing I gotz my RARG awn todai….

      (datz a dubble CHRG, wif it so dat der r “antlerz” awn boaf sidz ob mi hed….

      bery festiv fur teh holidaze….)

    • 3heathens says:

      Wayt! Wayt wayt!! Iz seed dis afore….. watz ‘tl;dr’ meens?

      PLZKTHXBAI!

  30. dwinn says:

    Dis kraftomatic abjustable keyboard is very comforbable.

  31. rodney dill says:

    Is only mostly deat

  32. Tribble says:

    Kitteh pazzed out wen she foun owt ICHC cyte wuz chut down.

  33. catalogical humor says:

    kitteh no like
    you use your compy
    to make fun of kittehs
    and teihr grammer
    u stop nao, kthxZZZZZZZZZZZ

  34. rodney dill says:

    Yur Kompyooter Mous, eye eateds it.

  35. wwsean08 says:

    so this is why none of the Aeria Games volunteers reply to the Friday Report

  36. hipcat819 says:

    looks like someone needs PawSense!

  37. Wilf_Brim says:

    anbudy elze notiz dat teh pooter iz nawt enlish? iz japaneze o chiniez. dis nawt amerkian kitteh. how duz kitteh tawk lolcat in japaneze?

    • kitsunerina says:

      kinda hard, cuz teh japaneeze an teh cheyeneze r bof moastlee phonetikul. ai gess dat yu kud mix up teh kangee wif anuther dat sowns teh saym… oar uze bad romanzsshheee…

      allouw mwa,

      oh hi oh go siyemuss neckochan ka why ee dess nay
      ah boo nye!

  38. VIRZAN TILLWEED says:

    NOTE FROM LG: YOU MAY NOW REMOVE ALL THE STICKERS FROM YER ‘PUTER…

  39. John R. Teeter says:

    boy ain’t that the truth?

  40. amyjean2 says:

    Very cute.

  41. Robert says:

    Glad so many like this picture and caption. It’s my first submission to the site. When I got this picture in e-mail with the same words accompanying it, I knew just where to share it.

  42. Debbeh says:

    Regarding comments of the 19th about LOLcat language – just want to say – I love it (but I’m not brave enough to try typing it just yet :) ) My kids and I just discovered this site this week and are having a blast. My daughter and I are even learning to speak kitteh. “Can I has milk, mommeh?”

  43. Codie says:

    meh tinkz tis is tha most kyoot lolcat EVAH!!!

  44. linuxtechie says:

    iz making ur computr ovr heet

  45. Marie-Christine says:

    Ai dunno haw tew sai its, but…but…
    ZAT KITTEH IS SO KYOOT!
    Ai had tew sai its! I sooo wana rubb teh kitteh’s tummeh. Itz laik a floofball full of lub an kyoot! DO WANT!

  46. erique82 says:

    iz a lolcat!!11!!1! XD

  47. Christopher R. says:

    wow! hol page haz bin maded into a lolspeek chat roomers! Dat’s kine of funnys.



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