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awwww!!! Dis is **SPLORT** fur sure…better brake owt CCC and CHRG (w/doi) NAOW!!!!
hokey dokey, before i Splort, may i suggess
“i’m dweemin ov a wihte kitmas” fur teh
celebratoree danze fur nawt sekund?
ooo ooo oooo SplORT
sowy…
Ack, tew layte fur my CHRG (wdoi)!!! Cud Ai get sum halp cleening up pleez?
*scoop scoop*
Wut a mess… but mebbe this hed splort will halp mai bery intenz an paynfull synuz hedaik dat Ai hab todai.
sowy bout teh mess and fur yore synuz hedaik. duz yoo hab antebyodikz?
sumtimez spicy hawt fuds helpz cleer my heds frum da gunk in my synuzes.
wud you likes yore eggnogz wif kayan pepers sprinkled in wif da nutmegs?
sometimez i fealz liek dat
Like ur lyin on a QWERTY board?? how duz it fer ye back??
my puter no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sowy u has the badest hedhurt, zippycat. Wish ai coud jus sai MEOw and it woud jus go far far way.
Fank u mary an patti! It wuz a bery bery bad hedhurt, but i hab some ibu .. aybu.. meddisin fur owies. It still hertz bery bad, but at leest I can moove arownd teh howse nao. Beefoar, awl I cud do wuz lay on the cowch wiff a hot compriss on my hed. Ai am awlso gooing to the dokker in abowt an howr.. mebbe get sum antebyodikz cuz i finks itz a infekkshun.
Fank u fur teh kayan peper awn mai eggynoggy! Dat halps a lawt!
Oh Zippycat, ai do feelz ur pain…..ai suffereded frum dose kinda hedachez ebbery dai frum wen ai waz 19 till ai waz 39……..waz AWFUL……ai wood ties ragz aron mi hed reel tite, ai eben put clothezpin awn teh brij ob mi noze ….
day dont maek Sinutabz animoar, so ai cant tell u wat to taek….but ifn ur underz 39, u maay berry well outgrowz dem…
*smoooz to u …pur behbeh …..hopz u feel bedder soon…..
pee ess , sumtymes dose sinus maskes help…do u hab wun???
Fank u salleh! Ai am prone to synuz hedaiks .. nawt ebery dai, but offen enuff. I tuuk sum Sudafed and bery strawng ibooproffin - perskripshun size - 800mg! It halped a lot, but I still owie. Ai dun hab a synus mask, but I hab dis neck pelloe u put in the mikrocooker fur a cuppel minnits… it gets awl warm an moistish .. so insted ov puttin it on mai neck, I put it awn my face!
Awlso, this hedaik starteded in mai jaw area - way ober by my ear! I fot it wus mai weird jaw, cuz it pops and awl… but I cudn’t fink wut I eated yesserdai dat wud make it worser. Den my hubbycat saw that I wuz touching my jaw, den my cheek, den my forhed, den back to my jaw .. so it wus liek awl the synuz areas .. den I bent ober cuz yooshully bending ober maiks my synuzes hurt bad!! And wut do ya knoe? It got worser! So dats why I’m finking it’s moar synuzes dan my jaw nao.
And awlso, a few yeers ago, a dokker toll me that if an adult gets an eer infekkshun, it dusn’t awlways hurt IN teh eer!! It kan hert in the neck, the jaw, the temple, etc.. So it cud be dat too!
an den derz a lot ob plases dat u hab sinuseses taht u dont eben fink of….lik at teh back ob ur hed down bi ur nek…did ju noes taht ???
dey can be danjerous, dose infectshunz …so ai am glad ur goin to see teh doktor……
u dint say ar u unner 39?? oar 40??? u mite jest growz oawt ob it…ai did, an now……ifn ai getz a hedaache.,……ai kan jest taek 2 excederin and POOF, hedachez r gone!!!!! iz a murakle!! been 18 yeerz noaw….but ai am still awl exsited , hedach, taek 2 pillz, hedzche gone!!!wow….
Yoo needs to git a Neti pot! Warm warter rins in da sinusis, AHHHHHH!!!! Add sum salt, uv cors. Feels sooo good, an rinsis owt da yuckee bugs an pollin an ickee stuff.
Mennee dokterz R finlee lernin an rekumendin dem fur sinus an allergee pashints.
Git at Hole Fuds R good helf fud stor R farmasee. Is berree berree good, neerlee immedeyat releef fur sum peeps! Relleee!!!!
boi onceajinx, ai wishes dey had dat wen ai waz younger……mita maed a reel differmint in mi lif………
hedhurtz ebberydai, wif sumtymez NUFFIN werkeded……maed werkin atta job reel hard, skool, ai waz smart, dint hab to go ebbery dai an cood maek up fur classeses misseded…..
dang mi timin waz reel off der……
splort*
Oooh, an Ai furgott tew sai dat “i’m dweemin ov a wihte kitmas” is a wunnerfull idear! Wee myte hab to hab a kwik bisit to teh HSRW furst tho…
Ai juss lub dis kitteh’s widdle crossded leggs. Tew kyoot! Ack, huwwee! Can a purson hab 2 hed splorts in a row?!?!?
tank yew Mary, ai lyks dat danse! Dis be mai onlee nawt-second effer! Ai was dansing aroun ofize, da peeps heer tink ai nutz already, dis only confirms teh feers! MUWHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
concatulashuns!
Yes - congrachlashuns, deer trutlol! Iz verree eggsiting thing, yur “furst” nawt second!! Wuz yoo reelee dansing around teh offise? Wud hav been reelee funnee if yoo had also been wearing teh RARG(wdoi)!!!! Ai see yoo - and it’s maeking mee laff!!
But nao ai am also dansing to “Whyte Chrismtas” to celebrate wif yoo.
*glyding, slo twerling, moar glyding, grayceul bending, moar slo twerling*
JCH4K, yez ai was REELY dansing, only moar lyke, “woot woot yippee” fists in de ayr kinda danse…not elegunt, graycefull danse lyke U! turtlols has 4 lef feetz u no…..hehehee
an, alzo did not has tyme to grab teh sayftee equipment, no CHRG (w/doi), no concreete sayftee barreereer, nawt ebben teh sawft blankee or chocklit, so MUCH SPLORTAGE to be kleened up aftr teh dansing wuz dun. That’z ok, since there kan onlee bee wun furst nawt-seccond, after awl!!
so tank u muchleey 4 ur slo glyd and twrl danse! Much mo bettah than de turtlol woot danse! U has much moar klass than ai does….and that mayks this site so kewl, all teh diffrent peeps we has heer!!
Happy Holidaze, in whatever all cheezpeeps chews to be sellabrating!!!
oh hai … i no knows whut CCC is … if i haz to brake fur it, i tawt i shud fine out.
i furgetz two. i knewd wut it wuz before i splorted and lost it.
sumfin about crash cart to care fur the viktims of untimely hed splorts wen hoomans ged obberwelmed by kyoot.
I fink der shuld be update in de lolspeek dictionary fur us newbies.
i furget, did i awreddy say dat??
Cyoot Crash Cart…wif teh ChickenHedRubberGlubs(wif drawin on it)…fur teh pikshurezz of teh bebbehs dat ar sooooooooo cyoot dey make yur hed splort! JCH4K an Amber an menni uthers hab been doin so good at manajin evfurthin dat dey kan splain muches better day aye kan.
CCC = Cyoot Cwash Cart, coms compleet wif yer hed splort emerjencee needs: sawft blankies, Chikken Hed Rubber Glubs(wif drawrings on it)((CHRG(wdoi) )), choklit…
Manfred’s Mom knows moar…an Ambercat. Tehy’ll be arownd soon..
tanks!
teh CCC standz 4 teh Cyootness Crash Cart. It b yoozd wen cyoot pikchurs of kittehs r displayd. Teh Cyootness Crash Cart (CCC) b stokd wif rubbr glubz dat has draweens ob chikin hed on dem. Dey b cald teh Chikin Hed Rubbr Glub (Wif Draweeng On It) or “CHRG(wdoi)”. Teh attendeez ov teh CCC plays teh CHRG(wdoi) ovah teh cyootness victum, hoos hed b splortd. Duk Tayp mebbe applyd if need. Teh CCC awlso comz ekwipd wif non-cyoot itemz liek tax retoornz, credit card billz, videeoz ov majur traffik jamz, and ovver uglee fingz. Recobry may tayk minitz or ourz…dependz awn teh cyootness.
awlsew ifn yew r n a rilly distrawt state u get gits chocklits (ani kynd u want!!!) an a floofii blankie an you can go tew da head splort recovery ward where awl beds r n front ov da big pikshure windo and you can wach da kitties frolic n da princess mu garden….
an den ifn wi hass ani one wiff troubls er sadness n r grouop we cin goes tew da chapple nexx tew da HSRW an comfort each otter.
an den wen joo feal awl bettur we go owtside tew da catfay an has a little nosh. : )
an Janethas4kittehs meminds us dat in da Princess Mu meadow wi can let out of aowr harts aowr kittehs an goggies an overs dat has alredy gon to da bridge, an wi can playz wif dem to oar harts contentm, an den win we leavs, day goes bak in owr harts, to membery dem furefer.
3rin, dat bootuful. Dat wuz somfink ai dint no bowt da med-doh.
fank oo. I visit dere a lawt now, an see da Lance an da Baldur an da odder kittehs an puppehs and rattiez and frenz woo iz ober da bridgh.
Hai, dapnaferkitteh. Yes, teh meadow iz majical. Ai goes tehre qwite offen - ai will joyne yoo wif mai kittehz and goggies. Tehy can also play togedder if wee get tyred - we can sit in the outdoor cafe and hav refreshing beverajes and dessertz and watch tehm run and play wif each otter.
Wehn yoo are reddee, yoo cawl them and they jumps rite bak in yur hart an away yoo go - feeling much happier.
dat is bootifull Janet! Gude ole Mick and Pete r der tew!!
oh janet, u mak me cri. i bery much lik da idera of my kittehz and goggies being ther so iz can c dem and play wiff dem. i miss them
Yesh, Aye seen ma Willem der, sittin by da brij an waytin, den git distractid by flutterby, plays a liddle, den comez bak an wayts fur me. Aye see RC der too, she awl bredbawks legs, in a sunbeem, warmin her ol bonez an mekkin sweet happee ayes until she jus starts nappin.
(Sutiemz Aye wanna be dayd so Aye kin see dem agin an lurv awn dem sum…. But den Aye lurv awn ma hubbee, an Aye kin wayt a little moar….)
Also, da nite ma Chipper-keet daid, Aye ’seen’ him fly rown me, den tayk awf fur da feeld to play wif Willem an teez da uther kittehs der…. An Aye no Mai Gus an Rebel R der rompin too. Iz so nyse to no dey in a sayf an happee playce waytin to see me. Aye nawt go awn to Hebben, Aye stawp der furebber, ktx!!!
Akshullee, onceajinz, ai think it must bee teh sayme place. Hao cud it bee heven if our beloved furree frenz werent’ there?
Joo guys is all makin me crai, but is gud cryin. My goggie Dusty is dere too, and my kittehs Spanky, Gizmo, and Sassy. Awl playin togedder an waitin fur me, even dough dey didn’t awl knows eech udder in life.
Hey turtol, Ai jus gotz home from dentist. Ise danse wit you. Usually falls down, but will danse til Ai do.
danse danse danse
spin spin spin
twirl twirl twirl
all falls down but it was bery fun.
*DANSE danse danse*
*SPLORT*
oh drat, doze immyoonitee pillz didnt halp dis taim. gud ting ai has a CHRG, but naow is awl messy… ewwwwwwww, brayns…
I work for the state…
Neucleer phaciliteez manejer harrd at wurk.
Homer Simpson’s temp? hwile he’s off makin a moovie?
D’OH! d’oooooooooaaaaaaaawwwwwww…
sur am glad u guise sed dese odder fingz….ai dint getz it at furst……
mi stoopieness, let me show u…
Mai laptops is cat-a-tonic.
mai laptops is snorglenomik!
antiveerus protecshun cat is protectin ur computuhr frohm viruses
An much elz!
STOP!! Dis a inter- intur- a you-must-stop-messin-wif-da-puter-an-pet-me-NAO!!!
ah ….noes…. ai fink iz moar lik a ” dont disturb teh cyute sleepin kitn” type fing….
an noaw taht i got taht out of teh wai…
*SPLORT* damn……datz wun adornbable kitn………an dose crosseded back legz……oh oh oh an the liddle frunt legs layin by de sid ob teh bawdi…..
blargh….ai am ded…..
Kwik, teh CCC neaded on Salleh’s Isle!
Pls to gibs hers sum sawftie blankies wiv teh kleenup.
Fank u Elvis…..dis iz teh 3rd tyme dis week fur me…….must be slippin…..
an teh odder kitnz weer cyute ….ah yess indeed, but dis behbeh,…..OMG cyutness…..tymes a bajillion……
an taht tummi…..*SPLORT*
shoot ,noawt gonna hab ani branes left at awl….
Oh salleh - yoo have been lying heer wif no braynes at awl fur foar hours!!!!! *scoop scoop scrape scoop* *tuk tuk pat pat* Heeer - yur noo RARG(wdoi) - mai gudness! Yoo do luk cyoot in taht!
So - yur sawf blankie - yur choklit - and ai think yoo must go to teh HSRW - yoo ar in a fragile condishun. A few hours an yoo will hav regayned yur strenth, ai think.
fank u fur ur help Janet……lukily ai iz useded to bein wifout mi branez for lonawng periodz ob tyme……
KOK (kitteh on keebored)
PEBCAC
?????? plz to ’splain….
* Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller) *
PEBCAC is computer tech support slang for a stupid user: Problem Exists Between Computer And Chair.
Although in this case, I’m thinking it should be: Problem Exists Between Computer And Cat.
U haz de blak glazzez wit da taype on eet tu?
No: I wears teh contract lenzez. Wif tape on em…
Ouch!
Maus, duz yoo to haz a pokkit protektor?