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Could you spare a square?
Not skware 2 spare, kthxbai
I not spk yr weerd language. Does you means “U kan spare skware”?
Ai do. Lolspeek jus habs to be leggibul, so ai sees no need to frown on regjoolar english. Speshulee for a nawt-sekond post wen teh mind tens to go blank.
An susiq ai fort yoor comment wars unnerstandabul an funnie to boot, mennie burgars fer yoo!
yesh – iz sumtymes funnier tu thimk ov kittehs talking awl formally…in teh terlit!
Wit teh fone! See teh fone cord? Hoo’s kitteh cawlin form in tehre?
Sum 1-900 number. He not want mommeh to ketch hims.
Iz ask for klarify iz all!
AI laiked yer commen, ANoun!
Yesh. I tink wuz ment too bee funnee, not critical.
Fangu. I just ask fer klarifkation iz all.
WOOT!! Congrats on nawt-sekund!!
Wat kind of danse u like?
Mebee teh potty danse??
Yesh, fur susiq Ai do teh danse dat Ai do fur mai hooman behbehs wen dey yooz teh potty:
Peepee on teh pot-TEE
Peepee on teh pot-TEE
*wiggles hips, points fingers, kicks legs in teh air*
WooHoo!!!
I knos dis danse!!!
**wiggle wiggle**
**hippishake hippishake**
**slide…splort**
OW. Dang toilet papur on teh shoe is slippry!!
i just couldn’t spare a square, i no has square to spare
Doktor sooss lives
Jus lik it kitteh, lyk u alwaes do
Seinfeld peepuls Seinfeld!
Elaine gits dissed when she asks for TP, but does payback later
i noght know dat—butt I iz glad that Elaine doeznt git pissed!
(eee-you, sry)
*hides hed unner down komfortor*
sends tikel munster in after…
thumb kitteh sez, shake n make up?
luks liek 5 toes n a thumb on teh paw down. Hards 2 cownt on teh paw up. Mai kitteh (ownly on teh front feets) has 4 toes tehn a thumb with a eggstra toe on teh owtside ob teh thumb wif 1 fut, n a eggstra toe on bowf sieds ob teh thumb on teh nuther fut. Hims gots BIG paws!
sownds lyke mah Bigfootie.
dis kitteh shud opn da dour hisself.. haz thumbs, culd turn dour nob
has kitteh washded dem paws?
Ah shuden’t hav eeted the doggeh snaks…
ummmmm, Senator Craig . . . ?
Ai jus has a waide stans!
paw-paw-paw…
y u tapn ur paws n mah stal?
D’OH!
Sooper trippul WIN!!! LOLOLOL…
OMG kitteh has opposable thumbs, next step world dominashun
World dominashun frum de terlet! Dis gettin’ vewy serius..a kitteh on de throen?
Plz not 2 be laffing at the kitteh, he ar a seryus kitteh with seryus pawwers
i sawed a AFV bit las nite, kitteh peed in da towlet, din turned arwownd an was doin da won pawd digin on da wall, din dey showed he was pawin da tolit paper, unrolin da rol. Bery funnee.
U lock meh out? Wats goin on in thar? Let meh IIINNNNNNNNMMMEEOOW!
Mah cute pawzes let me show u them
My exta-digits—more too lub!! (an nom)
Teh grass bees greener ober der—let meh ober der to sharez in teh greenness!!
kittehs not has gud hiztury wif toylet payper
Maxe gud sno 4 yur Desembrrr decoratin needs!
safer dan tinsill?
we can has skware danse fur susiq?
sure but u haz to teach us the steps
steps 2 skware danse? Hmm…dis be mai furst time to led
furst put skware uf payper on flor
step up
step rygt
step back
step lef
rip up skware wif pointy bits!
get nother skware to repeet til hole role gone nad u has pretti snows all over flur fur hoomin to cleen!
that souns lyke a lot of fun, lovez it when humin gets mad, it are too funneh, we
continoo till we finish the rollz rite?
yep…hole role must b demol…duhmo….ripped up
*takes partingner bi teh hannd an swwingggggggs rouwnd n rownd*
Kitteh has mud butt.
is taht enny fing lyke runnee butt?
yuk. sawree. dun noe wut kayme ober mee.
Yes.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! what r u doin in dere? let me in! i wanna see what yer doin! can i com in? mom? mom? mom? you in dere? MOOOOOOMMMM!
Yes! My kitteh used to sing “I am Puffy hear me roar, I am too loud to ignore….” over and over until I opened the door. She smugly looked at me with the expression of “win!”
n den looks at u en walks right out sayin “I likz teh door open..k?”
Ah, yes, jus lyk a trew kitteh ownur.
Mai kitteh duz dis too, den starts jiggling teh door wif his paws. I has 2 doors, an he goz frum wun door to teh next, jiggling and yowling. Occazunully, teh door jigglez open and tehn he tinks he is teh man.
Wun nite he did dis ebry haff owr, awwwwwwwl nite. UGH.
Mai kitteh stopped kippin mee compnee wen he figgered it out! Ai mizz dat….
(Ai lib alone, so ai ken leeb batrum door obben.)
Datiz, figgered out whad ai em duin in der
I doan nao y, butts mah kittehz wake ups frum a nap to cum in the baffroom wif meh. Liddle TJ eben putts hims paws up on teh seet an tries to luk in teh toydee behine meh.
Dere wud b no peese iffs I latched teh door behine me.
Mai Shakespeare wuz liek taht. He HAD to bee in the bafroom wif mee. No peese at awl otterwise.
Dats how mai boi figgerd oud whad ai em duin in der.
Hurree wid da meat slicr Kramr…
I r hungree
kitteh fineds her/himself in jeo-potty…teh awkword moemint wen yoo reelyze yoo reelee needz toylit paypur butt prolly shuddint get upp to retreeve it.
An we’s AWL been tehre!
There’s a Larry Craig joke to be made…
you beat me to the punch!
invisble peek-around-corner-mirror
need t.p. for my bunghole…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tXSF3ZhZNLc
portfolio!
clowzd dors r offenssif 2 teh kittehs.
Haz closedoor phobia.
Our kittes uset to LORVE LORVE LORVE reachin undr da dor fur stf.
mai kittehs r teh kyutes n floofiness butt tehy are teh top dumms. teh door is OPEN a ninch n kittehs will kry at teh door to hab it opended furr tehm. I sai “push” n tehy kry n tri 2 reech under n pull n kry sai “mommeh i cannt”.
Klevur kittehs not dummies…dey has got yu to help tehm!
Yezz…iz laik Vice Presiden ad de photocopper….preten u dont kno hau n den someone duz fur u!
nawt in mai houz! tehy kry furr teh nawt open teh dors??? “Doh pore kitteh, u so sads. Waa waaa yess is sads furr u cuz yer teh DUMMS!!” tehy nawt gets teh hint.
wow…kitteh haz lawtz of teh tows.
my polydactalism–
let mii show it too yU
Mebbee kitteh wants glubs insted uv paypur?
Tew menny toessies fur glubs.
Kitteh needz Mittehz.
Maybee tihs kitteh is reechin owt 4 mai kitteh toize! This Caturday iz mah birfdae an I kin heartly wait 4 teh trip 2 PetSmart 2 by birfdae giffs 4 all teh “Wanna4eva-home” kittehs! Bess idea frum teh ICHC site evah…nipmyce, fethurthings, jinglebawlz, an prayurs 4 a 4eva-home to all!
Tat IZ de best Idee frum heer, ai agreez! Even wen nawt mai BD, ai takes liddle meeces and toyz to teh kittehs at PetSmart wen ai goes to get turtlol supplyz.
“If 50 people a day, I mean 50 people a day went in, some people would say it’s a movement….and that’s what it is, the ICHC 4Evrhome massacree!”
Jes humma few barz…
U kin git anything U wunt
In teh kit toy de-purt-munt!
Dat waz horrorable.
Nao, iffs u wanna end foster hoams, n shelters, n stuffs, u gots to sing lowd!
I’z been singint dis song nao fur elebenty fibe minitis. I cud sing it fur anudder elebenty fibe minitis. I nawt prowd…or tired
So we wates till it cums round again, n dis tiem wif for pawt harmoony n feelingts fur the ICHC 4Evrhoam Massacree!
We juss watin fur it to cum round, iz wat we doin.
OTay…
U kin git ennyfing u want
At teh kit toy depurtmunt
wak rite in iz round da bak
juss cross isle frum teh goggie snaks…
Wit 4 parte har money — an FEELING
duz we hafta go owt en git good en drunk teh nyte bfor so dat we look en feel owr besst fr dis? I meen, we awl wanna be teh all-ameriken kid frum Nu York Sitty.
Paws up and bow your heads, SIX TOED CATS RULE!!!!!!
U can has nebber enuff towzes, moses!
eben if yu suposes yur toeses R roses!
Moses supposes his towses ar roses, but moses supposes erroneusly!
Lof Singin in da rain!
PLZ?
Dis one mess I caint lik awf!!!!!
Mah avatar is borked!!!!
dere it r nebbermindz!
Senatur Craig kitteh swearz he waz not solic.. sullis… tryin to get randum buttsecks
Hahahah! This is funny because cats don’t normally use the toilette.
no shit, Sherlock!
I haz wide stance, willz not give up my senett seet!
Welllll, wee just hasto surrown yur seet wif wallz, add paypur dispensurs an a lil hook fur yor purse. Den yoo feel cumfee. Hao bowt a porta pot, an we kan come an poosh yoo ober! Dat wood be win fur awl uv us!
please to make sure you give me the softest potty paper.
sears catalog–DO NOT WANT
wear’s Mr. Wipppell win yU kneed him?
He daid a week ago… Aye sad, he fren uv ma mum. He wuz sweet man!
Limbo kitteh purraktises for wurld champeenshypz.
Wen ai hedjuzgot mai 2 boiz. une got shud in clozzet an ai didnno id, until ai saw zacklee diz picher.
Onze udder boi god shud in clozzet, an de udder udder boi shaued me he waz inder… Look at door n sniff at id “Didja no Bartee iz in der?”
Nau ai awwaiz luk befor shudding clozzet doorz.
ARG!!! Ma Roscoe wood git in der to hidee frum da udder kittehs befoar he lernt to git in da cowch. Aye wood loooook an looooook fur him, he jus hide an be kwiet, vant to be aloan….. But Aye alwayz clozd ma bedroom dor wenebber Aye leev howse, so Aye alwayz hadda trai an fine him to git him owta der so mai rum be mt wile Aye gon. Sigh. Silleee Roscoe!
Kitteh has wide stance
kittah wantz ur fone numba
good timez latah
I doan tink so kitteh.
I noes wut u will doo wif it.
oh noes!! iz teh senator craig lolcat!!!
Eeee~! Double-pawed kitteh! And its fur looks just like my Smokey’s~!
lol look at those little kitty paws
it’s the sen. craig cat!!
Wut? I haz wide standz!
omg, i didnt read through the comments but has anyone noticed this kitteh has teh extra toez??? Oh yeah.
Kitteh can has spare thumbs tho.
Srsly.